#really makes you think of the meme 'moronsexual'

[iiryoku]

Can't believe avencae has lead me to read about caetio.

[suffarustuffaru]

Louanna for the ask meme

HAH omg louanna….. yall got me pegged…. its all over once i post that louanna and heinkel fic man all my louanna hcs are in there.

Sexuality Headcanon: HEAR ME OUT but she seems like an unbothered queen to me. no labels she falls for whoever she falls for. except for moronsexual. thats why she fell for heinkel.

A ship I have with said character: heinkel/louanna of course!!! i think you gotta be at least a little insane and have lots of love in your heart to marry into the ASTREA family of all families. like theres so many other people out there and she MARRIES into the baggage filled house thats the astrea family??? she mustve been Something alright. thats dedication to heinkel right there.

A BROTP I have with said character: hmmm…. i always wonder how theresia and louanna interactions could be like. like theyre their respective husbands Only emotional support. they seem to be the ones keeping strong for everyone more Emotionally u know? louanna def doesnt seem like a fighter physically. and also heinkel and wilhelm are both STUPIDLY emotionally constipated and have their weird little dynamic with each other, so theresia and louanna bonding time it is?? T^T

ok also louanna meeting felt would be funny. i just like the idea of louanna being amused about felt and her Loud personality…. that and felt wants to take down the government thats been breathing down the astreas’ necks. louanna was the closest person to heinkel so im sure she knows about All his insecurities. so im sure she can get behind felt. that, and heinkel is a similar kind of Loud and Passionate and Honest so im sure louannas probably fond of those types. and felt is a good friend to reinhard!!!! felt can get the louanna stamp of approval!!

A NOTP I have with said character: anyone other than heinkel :(((( do not separate them!!!!!! she needs to wake up from her coma :((((((

A random headcanon: she tops. look at heinkel really quick bc like does that look like a man who ISNT topped by his wife??

ive been thinking about what kind of person she couldve been!! like what was her personality like??? i was thinking about it and i was like she Had to have been a complement to heinkel… bc heinkels like. once upon a time in lugunica describes him as honest and naive to the core—he used to be hard working and earnest you know? but hes also always been reckless and emotional i think, so i think louanna has more of a calmer personality to balance each other. EXCEPT i also think louanna was more intelligent than heinkel!! you cannot tell me that having wilhelm as your dad makes you very emotionally intelligent wkdnd so yes. smart louanna all the way. perhaps with a bit of a silver tongue… but i also like to hc she and heinkel had a lot of mischief and banter together!! she had to have added Some sort of levity in his life. i like to parallel her with felt bc its like. astrea men (heinkel and reinhard) and their emotional support adventurous blondes!!! so yes i hc that louanna was definitely more confident than heinkel, and also bold in her own ways—you know, to match him and also because he is Literally a nervous wreck all the time. i think theyd be the only people they can really let their guard down around and finally let go of like—pretense. they were a young married couple with a kid too—like around 18-19?? so i feel like with each other they could ALSO still be the young adults they are instead of being so uptight and trying to follow all these expectations all the time. or at least, thats what i think about how their relationship was. he clearly loved her a lot, so she definitely loved him back too.

that, and… well she probably got Nerfed by her coma because if she was still awake, stuff with heinkel and reinhard probably wouldnt have gotten This bad. hence why i think louanna was a pretty capable person with her own strengths. and i think shes capable of being Angry like her husband, but while he burns hot, her anger would be Cold imo.

General Opinion over said character:

louanna seems like she was probably a very sweet person, and i Definitely want her to be at least a little unhinged. and i ALSO JUST WANT MORE CONTENT OF HER TAPPEI…. PLEASE. WE DONT EVEN KNOW HER PERSONALITY……

and ALSO the fact that shes in a coma and Not Dead makes her a ticking time bomb…. shes gonna wake up someday. and i am Excited and Horrified for the absolute shit storm thats gonna happen when she wakes up and twenty years have passed and her husband and son and their whole family are an Absolute Mess.

[tdjustess]

Ep. 3

- I don't like MK, Nichelle should've stayed

- Ripper is that meme "i'm not gay because i like men, but because i hate women"

- I really like how Scary Girl isn't just in her own world, she's very aware of everyone and everything around her. If you look at her weird she'll kill you and i love that for her

- I've seen a bunch of Julia fanart so I guess she'll become an active villain later on cause right now she's just annoying

- And i'm aware Bowie and Raj will become a thing which just makes me wonder what Bowie sees in Raj cause like. Bowie was interested in Caleb too but immediately voted him off. I think Bowie is just a moronsexual. Good for him!

[obsessivefinch]

I feel like the fandom sometimes forget that Amity does really actually admires Luz and has a lot of respect for her... She doesn’t view her as stupid... She said (once) Luz can do stupid things sometimes and that she finds it cute (“She can be so stupid... which I love.”) But she also, literally the episode before, said this “I’m kind of amazed at how fearless you are, you have done things I could never do.”

She doesn’t love Luz because she’s “stupid” (which, I think some of you need to be reminded; Luz is not) Like... that’s clearly not why. It was just her... I don’t know the words... But it was most likely her admiring that Luz would stick up for Willow in that way (calling her stupid, because Luz caused the situation out of a misunderstanding)

Maybe it’s a bad read of what happened, because I’m a dumbass (as you all know) and it’s 12 am and...

I just had a sudden realization that Amity saying “she can be so stupid... which I love” is probably a big part of people characterizing Luz as stupid.

Anyways, Amity admires Luz! That was the actual point of the post. And that she has a lot of respect for her! Also because I thought of the “Amity is moronsexual” memes... No, she’s not... She called Luz stupid in a loving way (once), but that’s not what made her fall in love with Luz (I know it’s just jokes, don’t lecture me) It was clearly a lot more than that... And I think tackling that part of her crush would be interesting, instead of just chalking it up to “Amity likes idiots”

Which isn’t even true about Luz! She’s really clever! Maybe she was a bit naïve in Witches before Wizards, but that doesn’t mean she’s not smart! She didn’t know what to expect from that new world! Also Luz lacking an ability to read social cues does not make a stupid either (she has trouble reading the room in episode 16 and a few other episodes as well) Saying that it does is bordering on unintentional ableism. While Luz might not have been written as an autistic or ADHD character, a lack of an ability to read social cues is very normal in neurodivergent people.

Sorry for the rant... I just wanted to say where I stand on the issue of Luz being portrayed as stupid, even as a person who is mostly interested in Amity as a character for shipping reasons... My favorite character is still Luz though. I actually enjoy her for less shallow reasons than Amity

(I know that my interest in Amity as a character is shallow, and I understand why you might dislike me for it, but I do genuinely love the rest of the show)

Anyways... That’s really it now though. Thanks for reading my thoughts and feel free to add your own... As long as it’s not getting mad at the reason I enjoy Amity as a character. I do like her potential for conflict too, though. I don’t believe she would be able to stand up to her parents as a 14-year-old (which she might not even want to immediately, since the coven system is based in the belief that what Belos is doing is best and good... Damn cult leader...) if her parents insist on getting her in the emperor’s coven.

Okay... This is really the end now though.

[1-800-i-ship-it]

ToG Characters on April Fools

(if u think im procrastinating by doing this, ur absolutely correct) this is supposed to be purely entertaining, you are free to disagree with me 

Shibisu: tries to pull a prank on everyone but 9 times out of 10 probably fails, Hatz really doesn’t get why he tries to hide his swords and replace them, it literally never works. (rip to every year he loses a tracksuit to disaster dye...everyone has way too much fun messing with his tracksuits that he seems to have an infinite amount of.  

Rak: poor guy gets pranked every time with fake bananas...he has become very wary now, but the first time he bit into a plastic banana he chased down many, many turtles. legend says they never returned again, fearing the mighty chibi spear bearer who now has a bigger affinity for chocolate bars instead. 

Khun: how the hell do you even prank this guy??? answer: you don’t. (I mean, unless you have moronsexual energy + are bam) very, very good at planning out elaborate pranks...the prank war he had with Hatz was absolutely insane and Khun won by a landslide; Shibisu tried to butt in many times but they just ignored him :’) really good at making you feel like something’s off and by the time you figure it out you would have realized you have already been pranked. 

Bam: honestly you can’t even prank him you would feel way too bad about it...I mean like, this kid literally. ate grass. like, just straight up ate this yellow plant thing from the ground to test what it is. idk what he’s made of, but probably something better than litmus paper. prank tests probably won’t work on him? he’s prob just going to absorb them somehow. 

Yuri: oh hoi oh BOY does this lady pull THE BEST PRANKS. poor Evan always gets dragged along with her and her shenanigans, groaning and mumbling the whole time, but he secretly enjoys her company, even though he now has many more targets on his back because of her. definitely one of the most extra pranksters out there (will definitely paintball the walls outside of your house and toilet paper it and bake something that looks marginally good but definitely has something sketchy inside...mildy poisonous mushrooms? 3-day-old leftovers? you never know. 

Maschenny: probably Yuri’s and Khun’s equal when it comes to pranks. think she will forget pranks you pulled on her before? think again. revenge is a dish best served cold....that’s all you need to know. don’t get on her bad side or you’re screwed, save for the fact that she practically already hates everyone, so good luck! if she favors you she just probably hates you even more so you best get ready for April 1st and do your best to survive. 

Hachuling: definitely on par if not above Yuri’s and Khun’s and Maschenny’s pranks. has his own style and is always nonchalant about everything but will probably be silently laughing to himself when you fall for his pranks, inevitably. just does it for funsies cause he thinks it’s amusing. 

Lero ro: literally the only guy with braincells left on this godforsaken day lmao. good luck trying to prank him he will probably see it coming from a mile away, much to Quant’s chagrin.  

Hansung Yu: literally has the :3 face the entire day like wtf is this mans problem?? could probably prank everyone really well but only does it once in a while. besides, he always replaces the coffee with horrible instant coffee anyway. never falls for pranks either like damn does everyone want to sock his smug bastard in the face. 

Evankhell: try not to get burnt or get on her bad side. you can’t run away forever, unfortunately. 

Urek: loves pulling pranks, collabs with Yuri sometimes to Wreak Havoc and then promptly gets scolded by Garam, probably. Garam doesn’t even have the heart to pretend to say yes when he asks her out inevitably on April Fool’s. 

Hwaryun: the silent prankster who you will forget about if you don’t pay attention. watch out cause she’s coming for you and it will well-thought out, very much so, on par with all of the khun family’s pranks. 

Anaak: oh god the prank wars between her and Ran...just run away as fast as you can, the fight’s about to break out at any second whenever they’re in the same room. both don’t care about other people’s pranks except whatever this feud is between them. 

Wangnan: don’t ever, ever open the pokeballs he gives you on this fateful day. I warned you. 

Miseng: watch out cause she’s got ALL the blackmail material AND the photoshop. no escape cause she’s got pics of literally everybody. don’t underestimate this smol bean, she can go feral. 

Rachel: just salty about everything, probably leaves eaten chip bags on people’s desks but everyone’s already learned that they contain nothing inside. is this a metaphor? maybe. 

Parasol: oh god this poor guy everyone loves pranking him so much. I mean, can you blame them? the faces he makes are hilarious and god-tier meme content. I’m sorry pickle, your fate awaits you every year on April fool’s, and you cannot escape. 

Jared-19: pulls very bad offensive pranks and then gets hurt when people tell him to stop doing so, proceeds to blame it on someone, repeat cycle. 

Eduan: lmfao goddd F all his wine gets replaced with weird substances...courtesy of the khun kids. grape stash taken away, hidden somewhere, far, far away. 

Kallavan: can’t even joke about being disloyal to Jahad...does this guy ever crack a smile?? 

[zu-is-here]

Well clotted cream can be abit rich heh. I once basically used a whole pot of it on my scones because I liked it so much. Mother wasn't pleased.

Ah yes, Cross and Ccino are moronsexuals indeed XD this au is feeling like on being meme and I love it. It had such a serious beginning to it XP

well I'm sure that I could find a chocolate orange bread recipe if I looked! Or maybe just try adding a Terry's chocolate orange into a normal bread dough! Gotta eat the chocolate raspberry one first.

Ooooooooo tourteau fromagé looks really cool looking! It's black on the top right? That's what Google showed me. How's it made? What's it taste of?

vatrushka looks like it might taste abit like an egg custard tart to me. Or something similar, it looks really nice too! And oh I love garlic bread! Goes great with spag bog.

Well we mostly just eat sandwich bread in my house but we also really have tiger bread, have you tried this?

As far as sweet bread goes, I do like chocolate bread, or a simple tea loaf. I don't really like dried fruit, but I like this.

Yes! These songs are a real jam. And I see what you mean about deja va XD

oh! Well it was Cool for the summer

mostly just because of the chorus rather then the rest of it having lyrics that lined up for me.

And this medieval style cover of Summer time sadness, the vibe of this one really feels like it works with the au. With the acoustic music! I just love it. As well as "kiss me once before you go" since they have to be separated ;-;

also Love story.

the song is more about romeo and Juliet, but the

"sneak out to the garden to see you.... We keep quiet because we're dead if they knew..."

makes me think of that one headcannon of dream sneaking nightmare into his mother's garden so they can kiss behind a tree XD love them! If I can think of anymore I'll let you know

*hugs* thank you!

so anyway, how are you doing today Zu? I saw inky and the brain again! I love them sooooo darn much! It's great!

Hope your day is going well.

Woah— we only live once so be risky enjoy to the fullest heh (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)

It began like an idea you even didn't plan to even develop XD But look how great it is! *^*

Oh this one's not actually black on the top here, it's just the closest to our curd bread we usually buy, it's so sweet and soft it literally melts once you bite it ☆

And you're right, vatrushka does taste almost like an egg custard tart <3 Yeahhh wait— is spag bog short for spaghetti bolognese?? Omg there's even pasta slang! :D

Same here <3 But tiger bread?? Looks like our baton bread but cooler (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) Awww tea loaf looks so yummy! So many delicious things to drink tea with *^*

Oh I know these songs! ☆ Fit them a lottt (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)♡

I'm doing great as always, and thanks a lot! <3 Today's general cleaning day, was using little breaks for drawing >:3

How are you today? ♡

UPD:

Same bruh (๑>◡<๑)

Seems like this is a British thing indeed! ☆ Awww I can literally feel it *^* English muffins remind me of syrniki, looks amazing (⁎⁍̴̀﹃ ⁍̴́⁎)

Do you have another art?? (ﾟ∀ﾟ) Ohhh can't wait to see this! <3

Is it really hard for one person! XD Guess this is a least favorite chore for me :'D And for you?

Heheh thank you <3 Oh I always do, trying to draw everything in order or else I'll just sink in my plans xd What about you? *^* Oh these are just sketches I clean, the simplest way ;D

Hope you didn't get cold! (ówò) Warming up with a cup of hot & nice drink feels grrreat (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) What does your mug look like? (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Sure I do! \(//∇//)\ Please don't hesitate to share your wips, it's always such a pleasure and so intriguing to see *^*

Ah yes, Nightmare doesn't wear his tiara anymore as well (ówò) Man I have so much for post dark cream I just have to draw it! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☆

Guess it's fauns like Mr. Tumnus! <3 And yours? *^*

They're made from cottage cheese so are considered not a bread but more like a dairy product ٩( ᐛ )و Like pancakes mb?? Oh boi so many variations! XP Do English muffins taste like dough if they're good for making minnie pizzas? *^*

OH a washing line!! That must be much more fun than a dryer tho! (ﾟ∀ﾟ) I remember using this when I lived in the countryside, the maze of bed sheets blowing in the wind was a picturesque sight ♪

I can feel you _(:3 」∠)_ But you're doing amazing! ☆ I love the way you draw, especially the seams on clothes <3

Awww this mug looks so nice! *w* You mean Alice in Wonderland movie with Johnny Depp? Oh I love this one! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) Is there the live action? How's it?? (・∀・)

OH! Is it for fluffynightkiller week? \(//∇//)\ Looks amazing already! ☆ Is it a sphinx on his arms? (〃ω〃)

A good headcanon you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yesss!! I don't remember finishing the book but the movie is awesome indeed ♡ The suit of armor? *0* Aw yay!!

What a one-size-fits-all basis (☆ω☆)

Yep! My family roots are in Ukraine so I lived there in summer ♪ For real XD To save the clothes or dry hay, or watch out for the cows so that they don't just go away, or even take eggs (that was really scary cause hens are protective xd)

As they say, the devil's in the details ☆ Keep up the great work! <3

Ah I got it— (I thought live action is not a movie) I still can hear the amazing OST *3* Hope you'll be able to enjoy cinema again very soon! ☆

Nightmare liking a sphinx cat is really such a nice idea! ;3; Like he sympathizes with vulnerable creatures — wearing their heart on their sleeve? ;) — who are born to be like this and still are strong enough to protect themselves <3 Or mb he just like s k i n XD I'm looking forward to this!~

Oh I'm always hyped for new ideas and headcanons! (๑>◡<๑) I'd love to hear yours *^*

The actress playing the snow queen is really cool! She also played in Only Lovers Left Alive, a quite specific yet atmospheric movie ☆

Omg— but how— is there a weirder thing than having a fully metal suit of armor?? (°▽°)☆

[sidem-imagines]

Could I request boyfriend headcanons for Haruna? 💕 With a gender neutral reader, please!

Oh of course! I’d love to!! Haruna’s one of my favourite idols!  -He adores mocking romantic tropes. He will over-dramatically kiss your hand or pretend to faint if you compliment him -He’s a bit of a tease, or at least he tries to be. He isn’t really all that good at flirting, but he tries his best! -Despite his busy schedule, he will always makes time for you! -Big on dinner dates. He loves going out places where you can share nice treats together. -He loves taking pictures with you. His camera roll is full of silly selfies of the two of you. In almost every single one, he’s doing bunny ears behind your head, but there’s a few that are a lot softer, a lot more tender. He adores those ones -He’s not a morning person. He will lie next to you in bed, clinging to you and refusing to let you get up any time before noon. -He’s not very big on pet names, but he loves showing affection through insults (”How’s my favourite idiot doing today?” “You’re so stupid, I love you so much.” “I’m moronsexual.”) -He will constantly send you memes or just anything that he thinks you might like -He adores curling up with you on the couch and watching movies. He’ll talk through most of them and make fun of them. He’s not really in it for the TV, he just loves the tender moment of being cuddled up with you. -He secretly adores it when you touch his hair. He’ll never admit to it, but it’s his guilty pleassure.

[darkestaken-archived]

SHIPPING MEME. // ANSWERS.

or: i make a big-ass post for it instead of flooding the dash with answers. askers are: @spikemuthtoothfairy​ // @hattricks​ // @kalosian-writer​ // @floralcrowns​ // @appleacid​ // @sylveonnesmuses​

3 // what sort of things does your muse AVOID in a partner ?

► strelitzia hates ignorance in various forms. she values openmindedness and acceptance, as well as intelligence, no matter which form it is presented to her. she tends to stay away from those that clearly show signs of dishonesty and unwilligness to stay loyal. all in all, she trusts her gut and her empathy when it comes to this sort of thing. a closeted spirit should not interest her so much, but ... she is a fool. also i say all this but she’s clearly moronsexual too have you seen my current ships. what i meant to say is that if you’re not a total chad dudebro you should be fine.

4 // what is the lowest and highest age person you’ll ship with your muse ?

► lowest age is 18, highest would prob be 24. depends on the verse too, since strelitzia’s age varies depending on her verse.

9 // who are some characters you ship your muse with ?

► aside of all the characters i am currently shipping on this blog ... i gotta admit that when i first created her i thought she and ryuki would have been cute - i still think so, but, alas ... no ryuki roleplayer to be seen.  out of pokémon, i do ship her with akira from d.evilman. we have a ship going on with a friend who isn’t on tumblr ( and i may or may not have drawn some art of it already ... ) she could also be cute with brawly, or maybe marlon ? korrina ... candice ... ... ... idk the gym leader x gym leader kind of relationship is cute, especially when the types and personalities clash violently against each other. or just ... very trope-sy // clash of personalities, opposites attract kind of thing. some tropes are good.

11 // how long does your muse have to know someone before they decide to ask them out ?

► oh you sweet summer child, strelitzia does not ask someone out. strelitzia is too scared to do so most of the time and way too embarrassed, since asking that kind of thing would mean losing, in a way or another. it could take months before she grows the courage ( and the impatience ) to do so, but that is if the other party didn’t ask it before. also ... she’s a little bit more forceful about it.

12 // what is your muse’s love language ?

► she clearly has a quirky way to show her affections. she is generally more gentle, a little bit more outspoken about her emotions - she shows them more around someone she is in a relationship with or really likes. she will generally bring you food or small crinkets and act as if it wasn’t that big of a deal. she shows her affections via trust, her guard will be lowered around someone she loves, generally.

13 // how easily would your muse get over a bad breakup ?

► it really depends on the relationship itself and the kind of person she was with, and for how long, and if she was the one that broke up said relationship. if she’s the one that broke it off, she usually gets over it with flying colors. if it’s really bad, yeah she will be pretty mad about it. if not, however ... well, if you’re a good friend of hers, prepare the tissues and the romcoms. she will still very pissed about it, it’s between deep sadness and burning anger. and she’s impredictable. 

[margridarnauds]

for the otp meme: number 6 for d'aramis, peyronan and any character you wish richard to be with please~ 💕

So.........guess who just discovered this in my drafts, uncompleted. Also I’m tagging you @odachans just in case Tumblr is predictable and bungles the notification process. 

1. Who cuddles up to the other when they are cold?

D’Artagnan is a natural cuddler. This sent Aramis into multiple Gay Panics (or, rather, bi/pan panics) before they actually got together. 2. What do they depend on each other for?

2. What do they depend on each other for?   

I feel like Aramis depends on D’Artagnan for motivation and inspiration. Aramis is a brilliant Musketeer in his own right, he’s obviously successful as a priest, but the second D’Artagnan comes, he gets onboard. Why? Because even if D’Artagnan isn’t his lover (yet), he’s a genuinely good, charismatic leader, and THAT is enough to get Aramis back in the game. I feel like he might become a little....complacent, over time, but D’Artagnan would make it very hard for someone to be complacent while also not going TOO hard down their throats. 

D’Artagnan relies on Aramis for loyalty. Not necessarily blind loyalty; he doesn’t WANT anyone to, say, risk their lives for him. He doesn’t leverage loyalty like, say, Artois would. But he knows that, if he shows up to Aramis, Aramis would be the first one to hear him out, and he WANTS his right hand man back anyway, because it probably doesn’t feel RIGHT without him there anyway. 

3. Who forgets everything so the other leaves notes all around the house?

D’Artagnan forgets, Aramis leaves notes, as the Confirmed Moronsexual™ in their relationship.

4. Who tells the other they look beautiful everyday?

D’Artagnan. Aramis thought that it wouldn’t matter, given how often he’s been complimented on his looks, but with D’Artagnan it’s….different. It means more. 

5. Who gets stressed out and the other has to calm them down?

I feel like D’Artagnan, even though in general he’s very easy going, might get a little too caught up in his Gascon pride and wanting to do right, which subsequently makes any failure CRUSHING. (Though I also think that Aramis might not be quite as cool as he projects, which means that by the time he cracks, he CRACKS.)

6. What makes them a good couple?

They mutually respect and admire one another; they would be fine either as friends or as lovers, and, tbh, even if they were to split up, I don’t see a huge DRAMA over it. It would just be like….okay. Yeah, it would hurt them and there might be a tiny bit of tension for a little while, but I think that, in the end, they would still be friends who had one another’s backs. 

7. Who takes pictures of random dogs and sends them to the other person?

GENERALLY D’Artagnan, but Aramis has, at least on one occasion, seen a golden retriever, taken a picture of it, and put in a caption that just said, “This reminded me of you.” And then D’Artagnan responded with a heart emoji and he nearly felt himself die from how much he loved him. 

8. Who laughs at the lamest of jokes?

D’Artagnan. Aramis thinks that he’s faking at first, but no, D’Artagnan considers them genuinely hilarious. 

9. Who likes to drive at night?

D’Artagnan, particularly if it’s along old country roads. (Aramis would never say that he’s mildly freaked out by the deers’ eyes glinting along the sides of the road, in the woods.)

10. What does their bedroom look like?

Aramis is used to slightly more lavish arrangements, but he can settle for a golden cross above the bed and a few nice pillows. After all, he was a musketeer before he became a wildly successful priest/love expert, so like. He has to have roughed it at least a LITTLE. D’Artagnan isn’t quite at “hurricane” levels of organization, but you do have the occasional bit of training equipment scattered around the floor, with the notable exception of the sword, which he treats like his actual CHILD. There isn’t all that much in the way of furniture, you have a bed, you have two night tables, Aramis’ tends to be stocked with a copy of the Bible, which D’Artagnan routinely tries to distract him from reading from, usually causing Aramis to actually FREEZE out of sheer bi panic. (Yes, they’re basically married. No, that doesn’t mean that he still doesn’t occasionally just freeze at something D’Artagnan does because HOW is he so attractive? HOW?) 

Peyronan

1. Who cuddles up to the other when they are cold?

Ronan. He’s used to living in a situation where he shares a bed with Solène and his father anyway, and, since he moved away, he’s really missed having that added warmth. I think that it was actually one of the harder adjustments he had to make when he abandoned Solène went to Paris. So, actually SHARING a bed with someone again, he’s going to want that connection, he’s going to want that warmth, and it’s kind of instinctual to him. Lazare isn’t used to having contact AT ALL, he’s never really had to share a bed to the same degree (he might have when he was still a young officer/possibly aide de campe to one of The Big Boys because space was limited, especially if we accept that he MIGHT have been the right age to fight in the American Revolution, but, now, as at LEAST a colonel of a regiment? He isn’t going to go for it.) So….it just isn’t INSTINCTUAL for him. He isn’t really used to being touched or having any degree of warmth, and he’s genuinely shocked when he finds himself leaning into Ronan when he cuddles with him. 

2. What do they depend on each other for?  

They both depend on one another for stability as the tension in the streets escalates. Had Ronan survived, they would have relied on one another increasingly for that. (Especially if both had survived past 1794 and the downfall of Danton, Desmoulins, and Robespierre. Ronan would have needed SOMEONE to cling to, and Lazare would have been mourning the Ancien Régime.

Lazare relies on Ronan for affection and emotional intelligence, Ronan relies on Lazare for having someone to pull him back when he threatens to go overboard. 

3. Who forgets everything so the other leaves notes all around the house?

Ronan forgets, Lazare leaves notes, though they don’t really do any good. 

4. Who tells the other they look beautiful everyday?

Both of them routinely go “…whoa,” at times when they see each other. Neither one of them has really LOST that novelty, and there’s very much this sense of “This is my person, I am with them, HOW?” That being said, Lazare tends to keep his admiration for Ronan to quiet moments, generally when he wakes up before Ronan or Ronan falls asleep before him (which is often), and he gets to stroke Ronan’s hair and back while he sleeps, or when he catches Ronan in another rare quiet moment (he would think, years later, how stunning he had been on the Bastille, that last day, sun-glinting off his rifle). He doesn’t outwardly EXPRESS it, not in words or really in any way that is tangible, though Ronan still knows. Ronan’s stupid, yes, but emotionally, of the two of them, he’s smarter, and in some ways, I think he knows Lazare’s emotions better than Lazare does. (And in other ways, he doesn’t, especially relating to Lazare’s complex relationship with the Army/Royal Family.) 

Ronan, though….he KNOWS he married up. Not just in terms of a peasant being with a count (that…doesn’t really compute to Ronan in terms of their relationship. Not that it doesn’t IMPACT them, but in the sense that Ronan doesn’t feel unequal or like he should necessarily be grateful to The Count de Peyrol for “choosing” him. Other people would be flattering, fawning over Lazare and doing everything to stay in his good graces. Ronan doesn’t. Which is exactly why Laz chose him in the first place), but in terms of “Holy *Hell* he’s hot. And smart. And capable. HOW?” It’s like…he thinks of everyone that he could have been with, had he stayed in the Beauce or if he’d gone for someone Camille in Paris, and Lazare is just…several steps above, even if he’s stuffy and formal and emotionally constipated and anal about everything being in order. And he has no restraint telling Lazare what a handsome officer he nabbed for a lover. (Lazare is kind of ???? because…it isn’t necessarily that he has low self esteem, re: his looks, just that they’ve literally never mattered to him before. His main concern has always been “How intimidating can I be?”)

5. Who get stressed out and the other has to calm them down?

Lazare doesn’t SHOW his stress, in the sense that he doesn’t have a paper bag that he huffs into, but he gets much more disturbed when things move outside of what he considers normal. He gets very irritable and stressed if things don’t fit into his special place for them, and he has the tendency to become absorbed in his job. Ronan tends to be the one to bring him down. Generally via what he considers “subtle” seduction. (It is not subtle. At all.) Though a lot of the time, really, that seduction is just wandering over to Lazare’s desk, putting his arms around his midsection, burying his face in his neck, and groaning “Come to bed” like a recently re-animated zombie. After which, barring a national emergency, Lazare will eventually put down his pen and dutifully cuddle with Ronan until he goes to sleep. Ronan’s actually picked up the habit of playing with Lazare’s hair/scratching his head when he’s stressed, which generally does wonders for relaxing him. 

6. What makes them a good couple?

In some core areas, they actually are very compatible. Both of them are in a relationship for the long run. The initial execution might be brief, but when it comes to “Do we actually want a relationship? Or are we going to change our minds a month in?” the answer is yes for both of them (and a “no” to the last question). They’re both committed, like that. Regardless of their arguments, at the end of the day, they are each other’s significant other. Ronan gets into a fight with Lazare, yeah, he might scowl, get drunk, and sleep in a drain somewhere, but he isn’t going to cheat on him out of revenge, and Lazare, at an absolute low, might bluster about how it was a mistake to go for a peasant who couldn’t understand, but he isn’t going to bring someone new in, either. After they’ve both slept on it, they’ll be back in the same room, patch things up, and they’ll be fine. (And Lazare will spend some time making up for the mistake comment.) 

Lazare is high intelligence, in terms of things like common sense and caution, along with more conventional markers like math, geometry, history, etc. (though he isn’t as well education as people, especially Ronan, tend to assume). That being said, he’s stunted in terms of his socialization and has never really LIVED outside of his career. He’s numbed emotionally, and sometimes, I think he doesn’t really know what he’s feeling. I think he knew he felt SOMETHING for Ronan from the beginning, but I’m not sure that he was really, concretely aware that it was attraction and then love until Ronan more or less jumped on him. Ronan is….well, low intelligence in just about…everything, he’s impulsive, but he gets Lazare out of his shell, and he is, generally speaking, more emotionally intelligent than most people give him credit for, and he’s quick at making connections. (Remember how he was able to guess that Olympe worked for the Queen and that the guy he dueled was Fersen, even after about a week of torture? Yeah, he’s not smart, but he’s QUICK.) And Ronan is very, very affectionate, which…for someone as touch starved as Lazare…on one hand, it can definitely be overwhelming and Ronan doesn’t always know his boundaries, but on the other hand…it can be exactly what he needs. He has, basically, a lifetime of touch to make up for. 

Ronan livens Lazare up and can make him act when he would have otherwise been cautious (for better or worse), while Lazare can hold Ronan back; they balance one another out. 

7. Who takes pictures of random dogs and sends them to the other person?

Ronan sends them to Lazare, probably in a not-so subtle attempt to get Laz to adopt one for the two of them. (In the end, he does, and despite claiming that it’s “Your dog,” guess who the dog insists on sleeping with every night? And who can be found stroking it in his lap as he does his morning coffee + newspaper reading. It ain’t Ronan.)  

8. Who laughs at the lamest of jokes?

Ronan. RonanRonanRonanRonan. He both tells the bad jokes and laughs at them. Sometimes, he gets Lazare to quirk a smile, and every single time, it feels like his heart’s going to explode. (It’s an ongoing quest of his: Make Lazare smile.) 

9. Who likes to drive at night?

Lazare. It’s calm at night, less traffic, less noise. It’s easier to concentrate, and it’s easy to simply exist when it’s just him and his meticulously chosen driving playlist. (Depending on whether or not Ronan’s collapsed in his seat yet. Ronan has two modes: “Off” and “On.”)

10. What does their bedroom look like?

Lazare’s own style is naturally very austere and dark. He can survive with a bed, endtable, writing desk, and some place to store his (very limited, for an aristocrat) clothes, and his color scheme tends towards dark blues and silvers, very cold colors. But, once Ronan moves in, things start changing, since Ronan’s style starts coming into play. So, you get that odd mix of those austere colors and then BOOM a vibrant orange chair by the fireplace. Lazare actually had to buy a new bed when he moved Ronan in, since before that, he’d been perfectly content to sleep in a single bed, so they ended up with a four poster, canopy style bed (Laz does like the canopy, because it gives him some privacy). 

Ronan, of course, wanted one like this:

He was, tragically, vetoed, though the lining to the bed IS a vibrant yellow, and the blue is much, much brighter than you’d generally expect from Laz, even if it still looks like something you’d find in Elsa’s ice castle. 

Also, even though they’re very little used, they do both have their own beds. Lazare’s experience of domesticity, as much as he’s ever known it, has been that aristocratic model of the married couple having their own rooms, and it isn’t something he’s REALLY given up for Ronan. Lazare loves Ronan very, very much, but sometimes, he needs his own space.

Ronan doesn’t really understand it, himself, since…again, he’s used to being with his family CONSTANTLY in their old home, but…there is Something in knowing that his relationship with Lazare doesn’t just depend on him being ready and available every night. Like, I think that his worst nightmare, relationship wise, would be turning out to be an expendable toy that Lazare only spends time and money on for a little while after everything Ronan’s kind of put in and sacrificed to be with him (namely, his ongoing guilt at being with the man who killed his father + betraying the revolution by being with him), and this is very clear evidence that, regardless of whether Ronan wants to sleep with him on a given night, they’re together. It isn’t Lazare playing with him, he isn’t a momentary distraction that’s only good for a few nights, they’re living together, and he has this space that’s His that’s totally separate from his relationship with Laz. It’s also where, had Ronan lived, he would have gone every July 24th, when he felt the anniversary of his father’s death hit him head on. For a week or two leading up to that…he loves Lazare, he DOES, he’s utterly devoted to him, but he can’t be around him constantly when his father’s so heavily on his mind, when there will always be those thoughts of “If it hadn’t happened, he would have been 45-50-55-60, he would have been happy” and the loss hits him square in the chest. When he has to reconcile the man he adores with the man he left for Paris to take his revenge on.

Richard/Emma

Because motherfucking Tango Korrupti

1. Who cuddles up to the other when they are cold?

My mind says Emma, because it seems like it’s been ages since her last relationship and she’s probably starved for any real, genuine touch she can get, but my heart says Richard, even if he’d deny it. He just....moves towards her while he’s sleeping until his head is tucked into her neck. 

2. What do they depend on each other for?  

Emma does need Richard to make the cut throat career decisions that she normally wouldn’t make but that are necessary to survive in Hollywood. Also, you can bet that when she’s sick, when she’s on her period, when she’s just in one of those moods that are less than glamorous, less than Star-Like™, Richard’s right there to cover up any tiny smudges and make it seem like everything’s normal. And Richard, for better or worse, is FIERCELY protective of her. And yes, this often goes to extremes, but he does protect her from some of her more adrenaline seeker tendencies, and in an ideal world, that would be toned down to him making her rethink it without necessarily trying to control her. And if a director ever tried to use the casting couch on her or, for example, DO a Quentin Tarantino and force her into an unsafe working condition, I do think Richard would go down their throats. Yes, he wants the money and the prestige, but he can’t get that if Emma’s hurt or traumatized. (Or, at least, that might be what he tells himself at first.) 

In short, Richard can use his innate Karen powers for the cause of good. 

I discuss it a little below, but, Richard can naturally get carried away and become....well, a miniature, American Napoleon. And when he does, Emma’s there to bring him down. He needs her for her star power and her glamor, yes, but he does need her to keep him in line as well. And, it’s odd, but I do feel like Richard himself might need a little bit of a break from Hollywood himself. And he wouldn’t REALIZE it like Emma would, because he’s normalized it. I don’t necessarily want Emma saving him, and I’m not sure that there IS a way to “save” Richard without utterly destroying him as a character, or whether I would be interested in Fully Normal Richard. I do suspect that he could do with some loosening up, if he was willing to take it, and if, while Emma’s trying to find that compromise between Emma Carter™ and Adele Waldvogel, she drags Richard into eating pizza on the living room floor cross-legged, that’s fine with me. 

3. Who forgets everything so the other leaves notes all around the house?

They both leave notes. When they’re having an argument, they can get VERY passive aggressive. 

4. Who tells the other they look beautiful everyday?

Richard. At first, Emma thinks it’s professional (Hell, RICHARD thinks it’s professional, because Richard is an utter MASTER at self deception, see: Macho Macho’s entire existence.) But then as time goes on, it’s like “....Oh, he actually. Does.” Rochard gets PERSONALLY offended if anyone suggests that Emma’s lost it as a star or that there’s anyone else that can take a role. Emma has actually gotten him to change his mind a few times by saying “Yeah, and they said that if they couldn’t get me, they would go for Florence Pugh or Charlize Theron” and Richard just goes into “How DARE they?” mode. 

5. Who gets stressed out and the other has to calm them down?

They both have various ways of getting stressed out, but Richard is canonically always around one step away from an outright panic attack. She keeps a stock of paper bags on hand. 

If they ever have a child....Richard outside the waiting room would be...

6. What makes them a good couple?

This is actually I struggled with, because in canon, as they’re presented, they distinctly WOULDN’T be. Or, rather, at least, not necessarily a healthy one, which doesn’t mean they can’t be entertaining to watch. Richard’s too controlling, while Emma is feeling increasingly disconnected from HER, which Richard has every interest in destroying in favor of her embracing a superficial life, even to the extent of hurting her to do it. 

Now, I’m not saying this in order to ravage it, because I chose this ship for this ask BECAUSE I love it. Simply laying out why it’s difficult to pinpoint why I think that they could actually work, if you rearrange a few things. 

In a world where Emma accepted the Tango Korrupti, where she didn’t get warm and fuzzy feelings awakened by the promise of brown bread and an alps skiing trip, it would be the kind of relationship where they both WORK with one another and what they want. 

Maybe Emma would still fall in love with Josi in this timeline, but they would simply be incompatible, because Emma likes Hollywood, the glitz and the glam, and she can’t manage a long distance relationship with Josi at the same time. So, it comes to her career or him. And she loves him, yeah, but she doesn’t love Adele Waldvogel, or the situation that she left behind, and even though her relationship with Hollywood is complicated, that doesn’t mean she inherently wants to leave it ALL behind. 

Richard’s controlling, and that’s something that would need to be discussed as far as “If I take you back on, I do my own thing. I’ll listen to your advice, but I’m my own person. Take it or leave it.” And there would be quarrels over it, when Emma wants to do something risky (Disneyland nearly gives Richard a HEART ATTACK), but they could reach an agreement. And, in that scenario, it would work, because Richard is cut-throat, he can be ruthless, and he would look out for Emma’s best interests. It would be a case of “us against the world” or, at least “us against Hollywood.” Sure, Emma could become engaged to Pablo, maybe even have a few more relationships on page after the inevitable divorce (though they remain good friends), but in the end, the one who she could really trust would be Richard. Emma herself has a sardonic edge to her, as shown in “Bussi, bussi,” where she freely takes the piss out of LA society, so I can see her and Richard standing on the sidelines to some party, making catty comments. 

And Richard....I actually don’t see that he would necessarily WANT to fall in love with Emma, because she’s a client. That’s bad for business, especially when he needs to advise her on the best relationships to bring in the cash. And Richard’s top priority has always been his money. (Also, I feel like before this, Richard 100% believed he was gay and then it was like “......Bisexuality is an OPTION?”) But Emma’s smart, she’s funny, she’s stunning, and she puts up with no bullshit, and on some level, he HAS to know her better than anyone else does. (He was obviously there for her first breakup, and even though I’m not going to sanctify Richard, because he’s, canonically, a prick...I do like to think that at least a PART of his concern over her being with someone new wasn’t just jealousy or a concern over his money, but him genuinely seeing how much she was hurt.) And Richard probably has seen Emma at some of her least glamorous as well, because his job is really to invent the glamor when it’s not naturally there. 

7. Who takes pictures of random dogs and sends them to the other person?

Emma sends them to Richard, who at first is concerned because what if she’s allergic? What if she wants to get one now? Where would they GET one? What about the mess? And who will let the dog out? After all, if she goes out walking with it, that gives the paparazzi a chance to swarm. Emma points out that dogs are EXCELLENT publicity. 

It’s an Austrian Pinscher, though Richard would SWEAR it bore an uncanny resemblance to Josi. Emma’s thrilled because it’s just like one she used to have as a child. 

8. Who laughs at the lamest of jokes?

I started off leaning towards Richard and ended up on Emma. I feel that when Emma is more relaxed, she has a much, much dorkier sense of humor, it’s just that Emma Carter™ the brand can’t really be seen laughing at lame jokes, she has to laugh at the right ones, usually said by powerful people, and not too long or too hard. I think that the sound of her own, genuine laugh actually surprises her because it’s been so long since she’s heard it. 

9. Who likes to drive at night?

Richard gets very antsy when Emma drives at the best of times, though Emma will point out that people have gotten into car crashes with chauffeurs just as easily as if they’d been driving themselves. LA is hypnotic at night, lit up by all the billboards and late night places still open, palm trees dotting the roads, and it’s easy to think about how far she’s come. When SOMEONE isn’t being a backseat driver.

10. What does their bedroom look like?

For some reason, judging from what I’ve seen of Emma’s design choices as far as her clothing in the musical, I kind of like the thought of her going for black and white designs, with the black serving as a lining to the white. A FEW geometric designs, but nothing over the top. 

Basically, like this, but I do see Emma having a few pink accents in there, possibly swapping out those white pillows for something in hot pink. (The poster would, obviously, be a Quentin Tarantino one.) 

[ship-ambrosia]

I spent the entire drive home this morning thinking about the Jojo characters’ sexualties so congrats tumblr u get the post cuz I gotta post it somewhere.

These are my opinions/headcanons, obviously.

Jonathan Joestar - stressed heterosexual just trying to stop his out-of-control stepbrother and save the world. You know that meme “would die for my wife” yeah he took it literally.

Speedwagon - hes gay for sure. He got punched in the nose by Jonathan and was like “I’m going to follow this man despite the mortal danger he keeps finding himself in”, never married or anything. However, he loves Erina almost as much as he loved Jonathan. This is a man who decided he was gonna take care of the widow of the man he loved until the end. Accidentally ensured that no other Joestar male would be straight.

Joseph Joestar - Gay Uncle Speedwagon influenced him, he’s definitely bisexual. I may be projecting just a bit because I’m in love with him but come on you all saw him and Caesar. But he was also stupid enough to get hitched to Suzie after two weeks alone with her and then remained with her for the rest of his life.

Caesar Zeppeli - Hes definitely the playboy who hit on guys because he was trying to get more girls and then met Joseph and was like “oh shit”. Also bisexual, but he is also a moronsexual. Honestly if he hadn’t died he, Joseph, and Suzie probably would’ve been poly.

Jotaro Kujoh - I am really convinced he’s gay like. The second he meets Kakyoin was really odd I know Kakyoin had a fleshbug or whatever it’s called but like there was tension. Also he just like never cared about any females but his mom ever but built up very strong bonds with several men? And risked his life for them unnecessarily on several occasions.

Kakyoin - Leaning kinda bi/pan for him cuz he definitely flirted with girls a few times also said he wanted a woman “like Jotaro’s mother” (wtf Kakyoin seriously) but like yeah Im kinda into Jotaro and Kakyoin a lot and I’m not done with the anime yet but if Kakyoin lives and they don’t stay together afterwards with an ambiguous ending I might riot lmao

Polnareff - like he’s very clearly into girls and again haven’t finished the anime but if he lives he’ll probably end up with that one girl who he met and saved when fighting the guy who turned him back into a child. I find Polnareff really dumb and make fun of him a lot (Max himbo energy) but at the same time he deserves a happy ending since so many people have died around him and he’s also gone through a lot. Also think he’s bi though because. Jotaro and Kakyoin are right there. Jotaro is just the guy that everyone realizes they’re in love with

Dio - Sexuality: power. Will fuck anyone if it makes him stronger. The only thing is if he had to be a bottom. He would rather die than not be in control. I think every Stand user is at least a little in love with him. Including the main group from part 3 lmao like Kakyoin and Polnareff for sure

And I’m only up to part 3 so I can’t really do the rest anyway thanks for reading this random ass post