#red haired SIMP

[wordy-little-witch]

It's Shuggy (romantic) hours and I am still fixated on the Boa and Buggy vibes.

Imagine Buggy and Hancock and Alvida just hanging out and GUSHING over their beloveds (the girls have a semi-rivalry over Luffy), and both women have a moment of REALIZATION when Buggy mentions his boyenemy Shanks -

"Shanks...?"

"Red haired Shanks??"

"Yeah?"

"Red haired Shanks as in the man who gave Luffy his hat??"

"Red haired Shanks, the EMPEROR, who you hitched a ride with back from Marineford?!?"

"Yes, yes, that's been established, what are you both ON, damn-?"

Boa is having a moment because does this make her best friend her future step father in law? Is that an actual term? How does this math out??

Alvida is having a few crisises, but mainly ot's because she prefers women and has two exceptions - Luffy, and Redhaired Shanks - which just got REALLY weird because the man she considers an older brother is dating one of her exceptions and is kind of a step parent to the other. Does that make Luffy her nephew? That's weird. Oh man, now NONE of the men she's interested in are available. Wait, this is brewing SO many questions.

Both women are just having 72 different attacks, in just as many varieties, and Buggy is just sipping his juice and doing his nails without a care in the world.

Meanwhile Shanks is retelling the story of his first [insert silly event] with Buggy for the 2,483,738,423rd time to Benn, who is fairly certain he could plot the clown's life without missing a single flutter of his 157 top, 82 bottom (left) and 159 top and 82 bottom (right) lashes.

Shanks knows. Everything. Every single thing about Buggy. He is so obsessed with this clown, it's mildly intimidating to others.

When Shanks inevitably does show up at Karai Bari, everyone is shitting themselves bc he shows up, idle, easy smile, vaguely off-putting vibes, he seems so composed, so cool, so strong - and then he gets a boot to the face and he falls over and wriggles on the ground like a work on drugs because "Oh em gee, Buggy, hi! I missed you!!"

"Dumbass, why are you HERE?!"

"I wanted to see my princess~" and then he presses a kiss to Buggy's severed ankle, and now the clown is screaming, he's blushing and smiling like a loon, Alvida is rethinking her taste in men, and then Shanks makes a raunchy comment, Buggy screams louder, and everything is chaotic.

Simp Shanks and Tsundere Buggy my beloved.

[onepiecehiperfixation]

Buggy *wearing a tank top* Shanks *following him behind* Buggy: If you keep undressing me with your eyes I'm gonna catch a cold dear.

[ladyanthony]

Posting hunger games Art on my HP blog is it 2013

I’m obsessed with finnick and Annie. Can not stop thinking about them. And there’s not enough content about them, specifically where there’s no weird power dynamic, so I have to make my own.

[imgonnabekingofthefairies]

Yasopp appreciation post!

[beanghostprincess]

making picrews of fem cross guild in my free time instead of doing productive things:

these two are a bonus and are not invited to the throuple:

another bonus because i love women and these are just very self-indulgent fem versions of op men that i love:

Picrew

[ritz-writes]

i was telling @novelcain the hc ive seen a few ppl adopt of Aziraphale being Santa and Crowley being Krampus. You wanna know what it said?

It's the opposite.

Crowley is Santa cuz he thought it'd be funny to break into people's houses and leave shit instead of taking it. But it backfired and he ended up becoming legend.

And Aziraphale is Krampus cuz, while trying to "fix" Crowely's "misdeeds" he accidentally, somehow, took a kid as well. He returned the kid of course, but it spiraled into it's own legend regardless.

I am in love with my partner so much rn. They are very big brain.

[runihura-kek]

Seth is my mood.

[giyuu-is-lonely7]

Am I a simp?

No cause why am I low-key turning into a Benn Beckman simp. Like oh my gosh. He is like double if not triple my age but man I'm a sucker for a man who's good with kids like. That ep with Luffy when he took him back to the village (sure it might've been filler but who tf cares) why was that so damn hot. And to top it off he's hot asf as well as being smart. Like I don't think I can deny it anymore.

I am a Benn Beckman simp.

So now I have to add him to my never ending list of one piece characters who I simp for.

[wurm-food]

Please, a moment of your time:

Film Red Sanji has me in a chokehold

[simpregular]

Grrrkdbddhdike 😞😞🙁

[diodellet]

2 hour tryhard attempt vs. 10 second sketch

(as much as he looks naked without it, u will never get me to draw lyneys hat NEVER)

[onepiecehiperfixation]

*Shanks crew an Mihawk celebraiting*

Shanks: What's wrong with the way I dress?

Mihawk*drunk as f*ck*:Some people might say that all black clothing... Kinda makes you look like an evil villain.

Shanks*smirking*: Really, love?

Mihawk *blushing*: Not me thought, I think you like a sexy motorcycle, broom broom.

Shanks: Huh. I see. Thanks dear. Yasopp remind him of this tomorrow please.

[fire-loving-siren]

I figured out I have a type. My top 4 favourite characters, my husbandos, the men I'd marry in a heartbeat if they were real...

Portgas D. Ace from One Piece

Shanks from One Piece

Rengoku Kyoujurou from Demon Slayer

Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen

Now, what do these Gentlemen have in common?

They love food. Or like Gojo sweet stuff which is still food. Shanks probably not too much but I bet he still loves food lol

They are goofy and silly and have humour.

They can be serious when it's important.

They are all basically fathers or big brothers.

They are leaders and strong.

They are hard working, caring and believe in themselves and their family and friends, they don't care about what other people think and live life (mostly) however they want.

Behind their tough exterior they are incredibly kind.

Also, I find it incredibly hot when a strong guy is able to carry me without breaking a sweat.

So, yeah, if a guy like that would appear? I'd let him impregnate me instantly.

[mooshs-crack-headcanons]

*BARKING*

*BARKING VERY LOUDLY*

[softcenteregg]

So, I saw that asks are still open, and I love your style. How about Benn beckman? Or any character of your choice.

Ask and you shall receive, especially when you ask for Benn Beckman~

[yukinyaminyato]

*childe voice* hey girlie 🧡