#redacted anton

[galaxyg1204]

Idk who wants this but I made a Guy and fool!Guy comparison thing on Capcut (ft. Asher and fool!Anton at the end)

[dizzy-n-busy]

I’ve been having my ass beat, metaphorically, so I never got to share my Fools!James and Fools!Anton

And that is a crime (prepare for a double post bc I still have Fools!David comin’ up)

Sleepy and stoned Fools!James bc I’m weak for him (he wants to be Too Sweet - Hozier soooo bad/j/lh)

And the tiniest ittiest bittiest baby boy !! Fools!Anton pulling an Asher is so fghdthjohdrg/pos

ALSO THAT (pretty sure was) GUY CAMEO WAS SO CUTE AND I NEED FOOLSIVERSE VERSION OF THEM ALL NOW/j/lh

[morgansplace]

This MIGHT be Anton

[empydoc]

if by any divination someone’s first video was fooliverse david i just think it’d be so fucking funny because:

1. they don’t know the weight of ‘i love you too’

2. finding out anton isn’t a werewolf in canon, but a technician who hasn’t seen their partner for GOD knows how long

3. canon david’s behaviour.

[erial-c]

fool!anton : haha what if anton was a wolf shifter

fool!david : what if david's dad was still alive and he didn't have to go through any trauma under the pressure of filling in the position as alpha of the shaw pack

[bubblergoespop]

My Top Fool!Anton Quotes

he’s such a SWEETIEEE （＾∇＾）〜♡

“Soft lips. Sweet lips. Mmm. Lips I wasn’t done with”

“No I do not think I want kisses right now. You said I have butt problems.”

“Apology accepted, now kiss.”

“Pizza is itself very healthy. Many food groups in one. Bread, fruit, dairy, and then vegetal on top.”

“I do not pout. You pout. You do. You are cute as ever while you do, but you do.”

“[Happy Panting]”

“Will you get the door? You’re closer. You’re more beautiful. No that is very important. Good looking people get more. Pretty privilege, use it, you go. We could get so many cheese and pepper packets!”

“‘Butt problems’?! What does this mean? I have no such problems, you laugh, it is not funny. I have a wonderful butt. As you have said many times.”

“I cannot. Because in a moment I will not have thumbs to open the door.”

”Oh yes. Check mate, my mate.”

“What receipt? Let me see. Oh no, I have dropped it in the trash before I could read it. That is terrible.”

“Davey’s mate is talking all the time, they have no secrets they can keep.”

“Asher brought his mate, and when talking, his mate called him “puppy”. Yes, calling the Alpha puppy. I tried not to laugh, but I laughed. His angry little face. It was very funny.”

[sweetheart-ashy]

MY OPINION ON FOOLS WEEK

These are MY opinions, the “what I expected” was written before I listened to the audio.

Slight spoilers below <3

Gavin - what I expected: utter whiplash.

What I got- a love for Gavin. Seriously if you told me on April 1st that “you're gonna love Gavin” I would have said, “Haha april foolssss, you're insane.” BUT NO. MAN WAS SEXY?! Do I just love submissive men? Lasko Moore effect ig

James - what I expected: Huxley but higher and maybe cuddles

What I got- ???? The need to piss?? Why the fuck did he talk about water so much? Mans has a smooth brain. However, I did get i love for telepaths (fuck cutie tho) tbh I was half asleep when I listened to it. I have never listened to a James audio

Milo - what I expected: spoiled whiny 10-year-old at Sephero, and an ick

What i got- OH MY GOD IM GAY IF YOU TOLD ME A WEEK AGO ID BE SIMPING FOR SPOILED VAMPIRE MILO GREER ID LAUGH. IM DOWN BADDDD. MANS GIVING ME BUTTERFLIES. GOD SAKE. NO ICK. PERFECT. ALREADY LOVE MILO NO DISRESPECT. MAN SET THE BAR FOR MY LOVE LIFE, BUT FOOLS!MILO RAISED THEM. 🤵‍♂️❤️🤵‍♂️ (me and fools milo)

Anton - what i expected: asher the remake but softer??

What I got- SINCE WHEN THE FUCK WAS THERE A RUSSIAN CHARACTER??? (Or French?) SRSLY. Never touched Anton with a 10-foot pole, the man sounds like DR.hilbert from Wolf 359, also quite literally ashers audio I'm sorry

David - what i expected: pushover, down on his knees begging for kisses and being whiny, and also a bit of shifting cus the “this is omega shit” line in his shifting audio

What I got- NO DADDY ISSUES??? NO CAR TRAUMA?!?!? WHIMPERING?! I mean I predicted the whiny one… and begging for kisses… (beg harder oo oo~) ASHER AND DAVID STILL BEING BESTIES IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE. Swear to god its the lasko moore effect… genuinely forcing this man onto his knees jkjk unless I dont want the whimpers, BUT THE PARASITES- “however you want it… however you want me..” DAVEY GOD LEAVE SOME FOR THE BEDROOMMMMMM

Special mentions!

GUY?: omg guy in the anton audio O///o HE WAS SO UNETHASTIC! YES, GUY!! GIVE US NOTHING!!!!!!!

ASHER??: ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PUPPY ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PUPPY ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PU-

GABE???: GABE CALLING DAVID FOR TECH SUPPORT(???) HONESTLY THOUGH THE TALBOT PACK WAS GONNA BE SOME WEBSITE COMPANY

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Werewolf Anton can break my ba- *dies*

[darling-solaire]

This is so blurry but it’s the only picture I have of Anton

[venuslove-28]

absolutely outrageous this is the only time well see this ver of anton

bonus collar ver for a true role reversal:

click 4 better quality | kofi

[pycth]

Someone get this man a drink..and a nap—

I felt like if there was anyone I was gonna draw from the Project Meridian series, it was always gonna be Anton first (and probably the only one)

[samsbrowneyes]

Foolverse Anton

(I imagine him as a silly gray wolf)

[annahxredaxted]

IM SO SO SORRY BUT NONCHALANT GUY IS SO FUNNY

“Why is your dog in gym shorts?”

Butt problems

“Oh love that.” IS SO DEADPANNED

It goes to show how DRASTIC the switch is. David’s video is killing my w/ anticipation

[ashton4221]

DAMN IT MARCUS IF YOU DIDNT DIDDLE THE ROBOT I COULD HAVE MY MAN HOME BY NOW

[dani-ya-dig]

Every time a new Anton audio drops my hate for Marcus fucking skyrockets.

Like we could let Anton go home and he and his partner could be the cutest fucking thing in the whole world but NOOOOO

MARCUS JUST HAD TO FUCK THE ROBOT!! HIS STUPID ASS GOD FUCK

[piffany666]

You guys doing ok...?