#redacted cattywampus

[marcelineandthemythics]

I am of the firm belief that Ollie, the little news paper boy’s cat, Wampus, constantly meows if he catches Ollie and Baby cuddling. Yes it is a bit of a problem

[mrsmiagreer]

I miss my babies Aggro and Wamp Wamp

[copsecore]

Just two Erik ‘n’ Wampus pics from the stream if anyone wanted them (under the cut)

babies, both of em.

[catella-ars]

Redacted Cats!

Aggro is a good-sized dude, but he can’t compare to the chungus that is Wampus. Then there’s Angel’s cat, Gremlin, the definition of scrungle. (Yes, in my heart, they take her back from Michael and David eventually warms up to her.)

[starlitangels]

Redactedverse Pets 'n' Props Tournament!

Please remember to be kind to your fellow voters and this is your friendly reminder that this is just for fun!

[annahxredaxted]

The way Erik talks to wampus literally melts my heart oh my goddd

[soup-scope]

what are all the redacted cats

i know about aggro and cattywampus from ollie but is there anymore that i’m forgetting 🧍🧍

[marcelineandthemythics]

✨the office four as movie/show qoutes✨

(I haven’t come up with a creative group name yet also because I’m lazy I’ll be referring to Ollie’s lister by baby instead of mentor/baby)

ENJOY!!!!!

Baby

“Why do we fight?”

Ollie

“I don’t know it makes no sense at all.”

Baby

“It makes no sense.”

Ollie

“When we get into a fight, look at my eyes, and let’s remember this moment, right now, and know that we never have to fight”

Baby

“But you’re such a dick sometimes.”

Ollie

“I know, people think I’m so nice but I’m such a dick.”

Baby

“Thank you for admitting that.”

Quote from this is 40

~•~

Baby

“Don’t touch my stuff.”

Smart ass

“What are these for?”

Baby

“Nothing.”

Smart ass

“Hmm.”

Baby

“What?”

Smart ass

“Well it’s…why would someone bring such tiny batteries?”

Baby

“I’m just prepared.”

Smart ass

“Just I’ve only seen them used for remote controls.”

Baby

“Yes well-“

Smart ass

“And alarm clocks.”

Baby

“Yes alright.”

Smart ass

“And vibrators.”

Baby

“YES ALRIGHT!!!”

This quote is from fleabag.

~•~

Aaron

“Smart ass is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up their ass in two weeks you got a diamond.”

This quote is from Ferris Bueller’s day off

~•~

Baby

“So what?!”

Aaron

“So what?!”

Baby

“Yes! So what if he’s the devil Aaron? At least the devil has a job! At least he’s active in the community!”

This quote is from Rick and Morty

~•~

Smart ass

“Yeah you don’t even like, like her.”

Ivan (attempting to move on, lying to himself about liking someone else)

“No I think I might really like, like her now.”

Aaron

“No you don’t.”

Ollie

“No you don’t honey .”

Baby(over it)

“Why don’t you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies!”

This quote is from bobs burgers

✨THAT’S ALL!!!✨

[copsecore]

Lemme just…

*absorbs Ollie into my being*

This is better

[marcelineandthemythics]

Mini fanfic of how Ollie met Geordi, Guy, and Elliot, this was inspired by @ani_mae91 on tik tok so make sure to watch their video, any way hope you enjoy!

~•~

Ollie was in his apartment futzing around on his phone when he suddenly got a text from an unknown number, his curiosity got the better of him and he check what the text said.

“We’re back in the hospital because Guy set his butthole on fire again.” The text read.

“You have the wrong number but PLEASE keep me updated.” Ollie responded.

“Oops sorry.” The unknown number texted.

“No, come back, I wanna hear everything.” Ollie responded.

After a call and an awkward exchange of sorrys, Ollie learned the guy who was texting name was Geordi and he was trying to text their other friend named Elliot, Ollie somewhat quickly showed up to the hospital with flowers and a card that read “get well and unburnt soon.”

“Hey sorry about your accident, here’s some flowers, also how did you manage to burn your butthole twice?” Ollie asked

“Thanks, who are you?” Guy asked.

“This is our new best friend.” Geordi responded and immediately after a guy who Ollie presumed was Elliot showed up

“Hey Guy, who’s that?” Elliot ask

“Our new best friend.” Guy and Geordi say in unison

“Nice to meet ya, I’m Elliot.”

“Ollie.” Ollie responded as he took out his phone to take a selfie. “Cheese!” Ollie says as everyone quickly poses for the photo. He then sends the photo to mentor

~Text~

“Look baby, I got new friends!😗✌️🤪✌️😋✌️🤕✌️” Ollie sent with the photo

“Let me get this straight, in the thirty minutes I’ve been out getting snacks, you made new friends! Well that’s humbling.” Mentor replied

“Dress CattyWampus in his finest collar, we’re having company!” Ollie sent.

“You got it!”

~End of text~

Ollie opens the door to his apartment to be greeted by Mentor saying.

“So I know you said we could get any type of dip for the chips, but I couldn’t decide so I just got like three different dips, I bought cookies and ice cream so we can make ice cream sandwiches, also hi.” Mentor rambled, gently kissing Ollie’s cheek.

“Guys this is my partner I was talking about.” He smiled as he gently wrapped his arm around Mentor.

“Hey everyone!” Mentor said as they played with a ring on their finger.

All of the boys took their turns saying hi and introducing themselves, Geordi squealing once he saw CattyWampus, and they all decided to play a board game.

~later in the evening when they’re playing the board game and are more comfortable~

“Looks like I won another round of scrabble.” Mentor said with a smug smile.

“Hey! You have an unfair advantage with knowing weird words, basorexia, sycophants, sonder, fucking jayus, who uses those words?!!” Guy playfully remarked.

“You’re just a sore loser.” Mentor playfully said

“Hey I’m the one with the burnt ass here!”guy yelled

“And whose fault is that.” Elliot playfully said.

As the night went on they all played more board games getting to know each other better as Ollie and Mentor enjoyed the company of their new friends.

[marcelineandthemythics]

I did it. I made a board.

[catella-ars]

Milo’s Aggro, little orange chaos man Ollie’s Cattywampus, large and floofy Ryder’s Roscoe, recently reclaimed