They embodied everything with Shadow's character in Sonic Movie 3's trailer that makes him such an iconic addition to the franchise.
Imposing? Check! Mysterious? Check!! Badass? OBVIOUSLY, FUCKING CHECK! HE LOOKS AMAZING!!! THEY DID HIM JUSTICE AND THEN SOME! Keanu Reeves couldn't be a more perfect fit!
When we're done there won't be anything left...
What did you do!?
What I had to...
God damn chills down my spine. December can't come soon enough!
god I’m foaming at the mouth.. jw eating u out gah damn I’d be damn holy moly… I want him to degrade me til I’m crying and sobbing at his knees and afterwards he can eat me out and comfort me like a child.. :( (this is the most unhinged comment I’ve ever made I apologize but dear lord… imagine if he was your sugar daddy too…)
my mouth is actually twitching holy shit.
listen, sugar daddy!john wick is actually a giver. he literally does not care if you don't suck his dick in exchange of eating your pussy because to him, your pleasure will ALWAYS comes first.
i said it before and i will say it again, john wick is the type of man to spend hours and hours eating a pussy. he'd lick, he'd suck, he'd spread em out until you're literally gushing all over his face and soaking his beard.
i can imagine him just dressing you up in a slutty, short skirt he bought and he'd fucking eat you out while you're wearing it. john won't bother taking it off, he thinks you look sexier when you're messing all over your clothes because of his tongue.
"my slutty little baby," he'd mock, thumb trailing over your swollen pussy lips as he pushes his index and middle finger in, curling them inside you as you mewl out his name. "you just love getting your pretty pussy played with by daddy, don't you?"
If there are a million Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, I am one of them. If there are only two Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, I am one of them (Eva Noblezada is the other). If there are no Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, Eva Noblezada and I are dead 😔