#refreshing!

[lurkingshan]

Well it took nine entire weeks but Playboyy finally delivered an episode where most of the subplots are actually connected to each other and the main story.

[agoobersretreat]

I'm in a mood now, come at me with anything about this peachy-blonde and her stupid dumb vore fetish and maybe also tease her and poke her about it or make her participate. Even some more of the niche of this niche.

I'm MCFUCKIN' wound, rn.

[nintengoat]

After nap / after shower

[theehorsepusssy]

when you're 2 periods deep in chel and she pulls out the horse pusssy to defeat tou

[anonymocha]

src: Composing Spring in This Room Where Cherry Blossoms Bloom / 春綴る、桜咲くこの部屋で

[squid-bean]

The best way to end a match is with a nice soda 🥤

[halfpastdead]

watching nimona

[transmandonnie]

just realized once again that they never really seem to fight in any epic locations it really is just parking lot #1, The Quarry, parking lot #2, construction site #1 and construction site #2. sometimes there’s a bridge

[ub-club]

Happy birthday to rot balloon boy pfp (this is a lie it is NOT his birthday this blog is like a few months old)

[ancientbeast]

swallowing ice whole is the best

[crimeronan]

god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.

well.

today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)

jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.

and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.

this is a children's game for children btw.

none of the money is real.

i'm having such a good time.

[agoobersretreat]

What if

we both went goopy mode

and we were both girls

"I think that would be both wonderfully relaxing and really sort of hot in words that I am failing to currently describe?"

"Get over here~."

[jeanboyjean]

sugar free v refresh green apple lemonade ... 7/10 would recommend

[brokendownhearse]

Youth pastor, holding a box of communion wafers: and so this Easter I want to talk to all of you about the last supper... when Jesus became the original "snack"

[incorrect-facts]

Did You Know? International Coffee Week

Special Agent D. B. Cooper from Twin Peaks is famous for ordering his coffee “on the rocks!”

[shortmexicangirl]

ao3 is down. what am i supposed to do?? continue writing my own fic??? HA you almost got me!! absolutely not. u can't fool me ao3. i'm not falling for that trick.