“OmG c!Sam is so evil 🥺🙁🙁”
Ok and?
Tell him to give me some of that gender that he’s got and then we can analyse him-
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“manifesto” y’all have me crying
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Alastor being all “Charlie is like a daughter to me!” when in fact their relationship is usually polite antagonism at best is so damn funny to me. Like he never even really believed in Charlie’s ambitions, he was at the Hotel for laughs, but then an opportunity falls into his lap to taunt Lucifer in emotionally damaging ways and get away with it and he ran.
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today i walked into a gas station, picked up three cadbury caramel eggs, put them in my pocket and then got what I came there for
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Growing up asexual is actually so funny because all of a sudden people all around are like ‘oh my god what if I don’t know how to kiss??? I have to practice!’ And start doing unhinged things and the whole time you’re like
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Eddie’s live-streaming as he paints a miniature. He’s very focus on it so he’s only half-listening to what Steve is saying as he putters around the room.
He does tune back in when he hears Steve say, “Say what you want about my dad. The man died doing what he loved.”
Eddie, not even looking up: What’s that? Fucking someone other than your mom?
Steve:
Steve:
Steve:
Eddie, looking up at him:
Steve: Working.
Steve: Asshole.
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Remember y’all, horny brain is illogical brain. Don’t make decisions when hormy
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kill yourself <3
at least give me a reason?? like, i have absolutely no clue what this is about, i won’t have anything to apologize for in my note! 🙄
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