#rin you are so ridiculous im pissing

[prettyboykatsuki]

bluelock is the funniest anime in the world

[fisshindasea]

So with the 'Dad of the Year' headcanons with Barou and Rin. Can I request it but you get to pick the characters depending on this. Who'd be...

Overprotective: they're highkey intimidating the shit out of reader's crush and reader themselves. They look pissed off. The interrogation Reader is finna go through is crazy. Reader's siblings are scared for Reader.

Prince "Charming": who is immediately asking questions and even invites reader's crush inside for dinner. They look charming but damnit they're scary. Lowkey intimidating asf.

Sweetheart: this one is basically the "charming" one but they're not intimidating at all, in fact they're super nice and welcoming.

Teaser: the tease is never gonna let reader live this down. In fact, they invite reader's crush in just to fuck with reader. They're not gonna shut up about this and neither are Reader's siblings. Lowkey thought Reader would never find a significant other.

— dads of the century —

- this is a part two of some sorts to the first one.

- this is one of the longest ones ive written. in terms of months because this took so long bc of school.

- also im sorry that kunigami's part is the longest. he was my favorite thats my bad

- has the same premise as the last one basically.

- dad!multiple characters x gn!reader

Overprotective: Kunigami Rensuke

- the kind of dad who isn't exactly strict but he tends to go.. a little overboard?

- like he's completely alright with you going out, shopping, going somewhere with friends. but the catch is you have to update him whenever you guys go somewhere different, your location should always be on, you have to send him pictures or videos as updates if typing might take too long, etc.

- he's only overprotective when he's not there. (obviously) but it really also just depends on what you're doing. if it's a situation you've been in a lot, let's day shopping for books, going to the mall with or without your siblings, if he's able to trust you in these scenarios then he'll hold back a little bit.

- but on times where you're just really far away with friends, or you're hanging out with a group of people he's not completely familiar with, you'll definitely have to comply with his rules and stuff.

- he's only like this because he cares a lot about you and your siblings.

- HOWEVER

- having significant others is a different story. he's a lot stricter with the rules, especially if its like a new person who's been dating you for like half a year.

- his rules tend to be from a scale of "you have to be taken home by 6 pm" to "you can't hold hands because I'm not convinced they wash their hands". it's lowkey ridiculous sometimes but he does try to be less overbearing.

- the scolding when he finds out about your s/o tho is... scarier?

- i don't think he usually notices how scary he can be, but the moment you stepped inside the house he turned on the intimidation factor off the roof.

- he had his arms crossed, the brows were furrowed, he was looking at you like you just committed the most offensive crime possible in human history.

- you got grounded uhm... he wasn't happy. not because you have a s/o, but purely because you kept it from him.

- he acts like he hates your s/o too but genuinely though, he's happy that you've found someone that makes you feel special.

- you're still grounded for a month though, couldn't go on dates until then.

- amidst the strictness, he does genuinely try to get along with your significant other and is content knowing that you have someone to look after you, especially at times where he's too far away to physically look out for you.

Prince Charming: Chigiri Hyoma

- chigiri... isn't exactly like sweet looking per se? but his demeanor is definitely comforting in a way, because of how charming he is.

- so a lot of the time your friends are comfortable in your family especially because of how chigiri's demeanor is. but they do know not to get on his bad side yk.

- the s/o situation is... a big contrast in a sense.

- bc chigiri is still charming, invites them inside to eat yk. asks questions about how they're treating you, and if they promise to take care of you. yk normal stuff.

- unfortunately he's the type to intimidate your partner the moment you turn your back.

- he glares and starts threatening your s/o that if they ever hurt you, he'd be less than impressed and happy after all the promises they've given chigiri about treating you right.

- your s/o is lowkey traumatized bc how does a man, so charming and pretty, also be one of the scariest people they've ever encountered.

- honestly you're not surprised. you've seen your father use his charm for things less than... righteous. (he's used his charm and his pretty face to bargain for prices in the market too many times. it is a must, people)

- all in all though, i see chigiri as the type to take a very long time to adjust to your s/o, and over time, he tries to let loose a little more and slowly understand that someone else is bound to find you worth taking care of just like he does.

Sweetheart: Isagi Yoichi

- man does no wrong. he's on board with your s/o, and is loving the fact that you have someone to take care of you whenever he's away.

- is a genuine sweetheart. i would say that he's the opposite of chigiri where hes the sweet but is actually intimidating type, whereas isagi is the intimidating at first type but is actually just a super sweet dad.

- he's used to a lot of people liking you, and he's upset the moment he finds out that they've hurt you, so he has some trust issues about this s/o.

- this definitely showed the moment he found out you had an s/o you hadn't told him about yet.

- the moment he finds out about your s/o, he's the type to shed a tear. and you don't know how to feel because your dad is... crying??

- he'd tell you that he's happy, and that he wants to meet your s/o as quick as possible.

- he tries to make your s/o feel as welcome as possible, and he makes sure that they know that they're always welcome in the house.

- acts like a second father to your s/o. sometimes you feel like you're the s/o coming to meet the father of the person you love so dearly bc why does this man already call your s/o (son/daughter) the second time they come to the house.

- isagi just adores you both as well, like he takes you both on trips and stuff but sometimes he wishes he wasn't there bc why does he feel like a third wheel everytime.

- does not hesitate to help either of you out for dates. you have a suprise? he's on it, he's hands on, making sure that whatever you're doing doesn't get out to the other person.

Teaser: Meguru Bachira

- dare i say he's the most annoying one out of the four?

- this man finds one detail about your relationship and he acts like over reacting classmates when someone has a crush.

- he does not shut up im so sorry, but he as much as possible vowed that he'll tease you in exchange for the fact that you kept your s/o a secret for a year.

- he also lowkey got your siblings to work with him. ever since your first crush, they've all banded together to find the person you liked and somehow always manages to invite them for dinner?

- but back to the present, when he found out about the s/o he asked very calmly "so how long?"

-"a year.."

- whips his head to look at you, eyes wide, mouth frowning open.

- the definition of D:

- to be fair he had an idea, but he trusted you'd tell him at the right time.

- he did not expect the right time to be one year into the relationship.

- and so, he promises to himself that he'll tease and embarrass you both as often, and as much as he can on a daily basis. mostly you though.

- everyday without fail he teases you about your pet names for each other.

- you could say your s/o's name and he'd pop in from the other room going "don't you mean (insert pet name here)"

- you'd tell him to stfu if he wasn't your father

- so instead, you just respectfully stare at him while he laughs until he stops

- expect it to happen again the same day

- sometimes he even talks about it with his team, and when you met some of his friends they're like "so how's your s/o? do they still call you (pet name here)?"

- because your dad somehow bribed them into joining the teasing.

- but honestly he's happy for you, he just shows his affection for you both that way and he has no qualms about you dating.

- except maybe if he finds you crying about your s/o. let's hope it does not come to that.

[withgentleheart]

For my goldfish brain. talk with @hiddenweaponuserkun and our upcoming A.A verse. 

R: OH. it could work with the first iteration of fushimi's aa verse i had with zoe's edgeworth. fushimi was just s substitute detective from another precinct sent to help edgeworth out while gumshoe is absent(edited)GDI why u do this

E: Lenora did work with the police until she moved to the private sector....she could have met him when she stopped by to visit. although how would be bond?..........because i love rinshimi.............

R: The aa-brand ridiculousness of fushimi being the detective in charge of investigation when rin is finally accused of being a murderer lol

E: YESi kinda of want her to be accused of murdering an ex boyfriend or something?  either that or one of her tennis students parents

R: im laughing so much we need to build this case. fushimi getting pissed about how there even is a case with how obvious it is that rin is innocent, and the investigation phase turning into them somehow maybe laughing together at how stupid it all is

E: honestly the fact that sunshine rin is accused of murder is ridiculous but i want it to happen so much

R: im quoting you on that

skip over some memes 

E: Rin: an apple a day- Fushimi: will keep anyone away as long as you throw it hard enough.

R: Fushimi: for example. [demonstrates by drop kicking an apple in larry's direction]

E: Rin:......that's fair

R: lenora would be constantly side-eying them(edited)

E:maybe it's cause i just watched a flashback episode in the AA anime, but I really want Rin and Fushimi to have gone to school together, even for just a little bit so they can have a little history. kinda a throw back to the verse where rin has flower shop and school yard rin stands up to fushimi's bully for him and then maybe he moves away so they don't really becomes friends until her murder trial but that's just another reason he knows she didn't do it. it's cheesy and ridiculous (and a lot like phoenix and edgeworth) BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

R: !!!!! i love it??? like, it doesn't matter in what way. i want little rin to have saved little fushimi in some way, and i can already see one of the secrets behind fushimi's psyche locks being how he knew from the start rin wouldn't do anything even remotely bad because she was a hero to him

E: fuck. i love them so much. my heart so there was this boy in my eight grade english class who like, never talked and i made it my goal to say hi to him every day when i walked into class. so every day i would walk in and be like "hi nathan" and he's get a little shy but he'd only wave at first and after about a month he's actually respond with a "hi" too and a cute shy smile and that's how i imagine rin and fuhsimi in grade school together...kinda

R: YES!! oh god i can see little fushimi clinging to that. like, he wouldn't smile or feel shy, but he'd nod or sometimes greet her back and it's just. the highlight of his day, one of his classmates treating him like he's just another person, not avoiding him or putting him on a weird pedestal.just. the impact of something so simple.

E: and she'd never take it personally that he wouldn't respond. she just wanted to make him smile, even of it's inwardly.

R: imagine the greater impact if like, fushimi's dad is openly convicted of a crime, and he's ostracized even further and rin just doesn't change the way she still treats him.

E: rin really wouldn't care at all.

R: I LOVE THIS

E: she probably wouldn't win any points but like, she doesn''t put much stock in fathers. Her's is an asshole and left before she was born.ME TOOrin would walk up to anyone making fun of fushimi because of his dad and be like "fathers don't make a person good or bad, and if they do, then your dad is the worst"

R: THAT FIRST PART OF WHAT SHE SAID IS GONNA FOLLOW FUSHIMI FOREVER. one of his constant struggles would be the possibility of him turning into a person like niki, but then he'd remember that one kid's words, and he'd just hang on for a while longerit'd be what eventually leds him to studying criminology. i also love the parallelism with edgeworth of how 'it's thanks to his dad', but with still contrasting rationales

E: god, i love this. it's so cute and sweet. i will go down with this ship

R: how are they so perfect and convincing in all aus

enter us gushing about these two cause they are fucking cute

E: I still don't know all aa canon, but i am fucking down for it!canonically i think the wedding happens after phoenix is disbarred and gets his badge back but i'm a ways away from seeing that but HIT ME WITH IT

R: ah, but actually, because i only have the ds games, i've only gotten to apollo justice where he's disbarred djekf. i haven't played the two(?) latest games with simon, athena, nahyuta et al

E: WE WILL JUST MAKE IT UP BECAUSE FUCK ITthat's what wiki articles are for yo

R: gdi now i'll really have to go back to the tumbls

E: you don't have to if you don't want to. we can write on here if you are more comfortable with that.i don't wanna make you write on a platform you don't wanna use. I just love writing with you

R: nah, i'll try! it's not that i don't want to write on tumblr. i am just a lazy writing boye

little skip

E: okay ^^ it's gonna surprise lanna that i've actually started AA. I've been saying i would for like a year and never did. i'm trying to surprise her. rin's history is basically the same since it's just her sister verse with lenora, but she will be surprised when I give her Rin's murder chargei'm gonna have to think about this murder

R: ah, yes!! run it by me when you're done so i can intertwine fushimi a bit with certain details

E: i've got to decide first if it'll be someone she's like, emotionally attached to in some way, or should it be one of her employers?

R: the former because u love pain

E: that's true. although....with her clients are all very rich, so any murders in one of those families would be SUPER high profile.  So....i'm thinking....Ex-Boyfriend she reconnected with recently and was the last person to see alive  OR Father of student who she's accused of having an affair with and murdering when he wouldn't leave his wife.

R: the latter. it's spicy and ridiculous

E: OKAY! She "Murdered" a client. It's definitely going to be a frame job by the wife who is the actual one having the affair

R: i love it. it's in the AA spirit

E: man, i always forget how few adult characters are in anime/mangaFOUND HIM!

The murder victim!

R:  wow. a hotshot who keeps ''subtly'' hitting on rin

E: yup. he's definitely the kind to think "i pay you so i can do what i want" Help me pick a wife!

more pictures of anime adults

R: OPTION TWO

(this is option two)

E: ...i really wanna rewatching the anime i'm getting these characters from.But option two it is! Now I have to think of names and backgrounds

R:time 2 Get Punny

E: yup. i was trying to look for their kid, rin's student, but it's getting late and i should probably head to bed soon

R: oh wow. 3 am right? you definitely should sleep now

insert rin kidnapping some kid she found in the internet and fushimi telling her to put him back

E: Rin's student. Still haven't thought of any name

random personal stuff

E: okay, but random question for you, is Monet with or without é?

R: withoutand i get by with just watching the lives cluelessly, then looking for twitter translations

E: okay, that's what i thought but i wanted to be sure. it's AA important

R: AA important. i am sure

E: Monet kinda sounds like Money, so it's the person she "killed" last name

R: I LOVE IT

E: Michael "Mike" Monet (sounds vaguely like Make Money), Marian Monet (Marry In Money) and Penny Monet (Penny is a kind of money)these are the tentative names I've picked out so far

R: im calling the aa localization team and recommending you

E: haha, i just know how to use my resources well. ^^but i'm glad you seem to like themalso i just found out that if i have this murder happen after the phoenix/lenora wedding rin will be thirty! i didn't realize rin would be that old by the time the get married ><

R: i love them! and if it's any consolation, lenora and phoenix are still older??

E: yeah they are 35.i'm just not sure rin would still be a tennis instructor at age 30but i guess serena williams is 37 so it would happen

R: it's rin. she can make it happen

E: "Today, 30 Year old Rin Love is accused of murdering her employer Michael Monet, Chief Operating Officer of ___ in his Beverly Park home Monday night. Ms. Love was the live in tennis coach for Monet’s 10 year old daughter, Penny, and the police now suspect the two were conducting an affair which turned south. " I'm writing the news article right now, this is as far as I've gotten.  I don't know what company he works for yet