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[tiend]

The more Mando oriented clones figuring out what draluram -mouth-brightness - means when they get to taste hot sauce for the first time, and the information travels throughout the fleets faster than light: if you glop this stuff on ration cubes they taste like something instead of a bland and textureless extrusion of nothing.

Inevitably the escalation starts. More potent types and brands appear, some not rated for humans. Streaming eyes and red faces and beads of sweat and courtesy signs on bathroom doors. Cody is forced to bring the hammer down when someone takes the phrase "eyeball the amount" literally and is blind for a week while his replacements are thawed out and the nerve grafts bed in.

[jbird-the-manwich]

They divine the weather in the future by looking the groundhog in the ringpiece. if its frozen solid, winter, if its on fire, summer, if its chromed out, martial law.

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

HELLO AGAIN: IT IS I, THE BUTTHOLE ENTHUSIAST.

Now, you've told us all about Aemond's pristine, silver-sheened balloon knot (that NEVER shits obviously, what a peasant thing to do). But what I need to know - with the yearning of a thousand suns, mind you - is centred around our favourite old coot with the ass that won't quit.

What is Daemon Targaryen's asshole like?

Firstly, does he shit? Does he smush that daddy dumper onto the privy hole, spread those enormous cheeks and sigh with sweet release as he pushes that almighty turd outta his cocoa canyon? Secondly, what does this perfect man's equally perfect chocolate starfish look like? Is it perfectly wrinkly to match his saggy GILF ballsack? Does it have those gorgeous silver curls encrusted of course with stray crud from his lordly logs? Is he partial to having that asspussy eaten like it's the last meal his plebian partner will ever eat? Tell me everything.

Sincerely, the Representative from DAWC

(Daemon's Ass Worshipping Cult)

I've had to make my way through this ask in stages. Every time I read a sentence I have to walk away to clutch my chest and stomach while my body is wracked by uncontrollable laughter. My throat hurts, my lungs hurt and my cheeks are sore. This in particular fucking winded me for a good five minutes:

Does he smush that daddy dumper onto the privy hole, spread those enormous cheeks and sigh with sweet release as he pushes that almighty turd outta his cocoa canyon?

Anyway, onwards to Daemon's asshole...

We'll address the most important issue first and that is that yes, Daemon does shit. Daemon does not possess that pristine facade that Aemond does, he is a man of depravity. Daemon not only shits, but he enjoys the act itself. If he's indulged in a particularly large meal the night before, he'll take a book or a scroll in with him, smush that juicy dumper around the privy hole and just make a fucking day of it. He especially enjoys making other people uncomfortable with his toilet exploits. Let's say, for instance, Ser Criston Cole is waiting to use the privy while Daemon is in there. This no fucks to give dom daddy will come out after he's had brown down, clap Criston on the back and say "I'd give it 5 minutes if I were you, Ser Crispin" while looking smug as fuck and dramatically wafting whatever reading material he's chosen to take in with him. What a hero.

Daemon's balloon knot is an abundance of wrinkles, that match his saggy old coot nutsack. This hole has seen some shit, quite literally. It has spent a life time pushing out the remnants of rich foods, had a myriad of whore tongues swipe across it and the occasional finger inserted, so it's well used. He's not loose by any means though - his farts still sound tight enough to know his anus is far from being a windsock. It's probably that weird brownish colour that old men's dick and balls seem to turn as they get older.

Daemon's ringpiece is has a few stray brown pubes around it (his carpet doesn't match the drapes), but they are dangleberry free - he ensures that the servants responsible for cleaning him up once he's finished dumping up the privy do a thorough job.

He is partial to anilingus. He'll be more vocal about it if his partner finds it squicky and uncomfortable, as he gets off on the power dynamic and taboo of having such an area serviced. On the other hand, if his partner is super into it and chowing down on his hole like it's a bowl of pudding then he'll let slip the occasional curse word while he pounds his cock like it owes him money.

I hope you have found my answer to be informative.

Give yourself a pat on the back if you've made it this far.

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[paulmay42]

The Brexit Years

Disease

Edna Ringpiece, BBC news correspondent and mistress of fake news, fake eyelashes and probably fake orgasms, mechanically pushed peanuts into her mouth as she told me about the measures that the BBC is taking to protect its staff against The Virus. “So, we’ve been told to not touch anything,” she said, reaching for more peanuts. “Well, I said to them, how am I supposed to use the iPad you gave me?”

“Why do you need an iPad?” I was polishing the bar-top. In truth, my heart wasn’t in it. Since the whole corona thing broke, my bar has been quieter than a gay democrat who accidentally finds himself at an NRA rally. I was that bored, I was actually pleased to see her.

“I don’t need an iPad,” Edna mumbled around a mouthful of peanuts. “None of us do, some knob in production thought it would make us look more professional if we could stand there on camera, with an iPad. I’ve never even turned it on.”

“Academic now,” I said. “If you can’t even touch it.”

“That’s not the best part. They said you can touch the iPad all through the broadcast, then we’ll take it off you afterwards and burn it.”

“Really? Isn’t that a waste of money?”

Edna, bless her, gave me a blank look.

“Doesn’t matter,” I said.

“Well, anyway, I heard they made a deal with Apple so that all the unwanted iPads get burnt in a special Apple incinerator, which then generates electricity to power their shop on Regent Street. I heard Apple are encouraging schools and colleges and local government to burn their iPads as well. Apple reckon if enough people burn their iPads, their store could be carbon neutral by 2025.”

“How very green. Um, don’t want to be picky but is that really going to protect you against the virus?”

“Well now,” Edna said, waving a finger at me, and with the other hand grabbing more peanuts from the bowl, “you might well ask, my old mate. We’ve been told to avoid getting too close to certain celebrities, because allegedly,” she said, looking out at the wider world and especially at any legal professionals who might be watching, “there are certain celebrities who, and I choose my words carefully…”

“Too fucking right,” I muttered, mopping up a grease spot next to the display of pork pies.

“… who are, like, really old. So, the BBC doesn’t want to be responsible for passing on germs that actually kill old people. I mean, the entire Royal Family Liaison Unit has gone into voluntary isolation.”

“Good idea. What about the House of Lords?”

Edna paused in crunching peanuts. “Ooh, fuck. I was down to interview three labour peers tomorrow.”

“Probs best not to.”

“Yes. Good point.”

“What about germs?”

Edna, and not for the first time, looked a little puzzled. If not blank.

“Germs,” I prompted. “Virus germs.”

“Oh yes. Yes, germs. We had a three-hour presentation about germs.”

“From whom?”

“Some consultant firm that the BBC hired to, um, make presentations. What was their name… ‘Germs-R-Us’ or something? Anyway, they told us about germs.” Edna gave me a very direct look. “Monty, now don’t take this the wrong way, but you really should change a few things around here to make this co-habiting space more germ-wise exclusivational.”

Probably, at this point, I looked like a man on the edge. I’d had little or no business for several days. I’d been trying to balance the demands of suppliers and landlord against the realities of cashflow. I’d spent too much time staring into space and wondering if Zac Efron was still single.

Edna was still speaking. “According to Germs-R-Us, a space like this should be deep cleaned every two hours, by people in hazmat suits, with special, um, deep cleaning things, and iPads.”

“Excuse me?”

Edna was frowning, as she always did when she was trying to remember something that she had heard but had not really bothered listening to. “Definitely iPads,” she said.

I watched as she reached for more peanuts. “Did they say anything about peanuts?” I asked.

“No. Don’t be daft. But they did say iPads, and, um, once you’d used the iPad, you should, um…”

“…Get it incinerated?”

“Yes.”

“Were they sponsored by Apple?”

Edna shrugged. “Not the point, Monty. This is bigger than Apple. This is a thing.”

“Pandemic?”

“Yes.”

“Edna,” I said, “I do believe that the BBC has entirely the right idea.”

Edna paused in the act of eating peanuts, mouth half open. “Really?”

“Yes,” I said. “That latest plot line for EastEnders is just genius. Mind you, when it comes to germs, they’re fucking useless.”

[prettypunished]

I was warned that my insolence would earn me a burning arse but I never expected this!

I was ordered to immediately pull down my panties, bend over and spread my bottom cheeks. I swiftly realised that anal punishment was about to be applied and I begged and begged for mercy, even a severe roasting with the brush instead! But I tearfully complied and parted my buttocks while he was in the kitchen preparing my torture. I could smell the ginger and instantly regretted my naughty behaviour, I promised to be a good obedient little girl as he returned but was simply told to prepare my bum hole. The ginger plug was quickly inserted into my botty and just as quickly my rectum began to burn horribly, the sting was overwhelming and I began to sob and then to wail as my stretched ringpiece stung and kept stinging more and more. How I wished that I was getting my fat bottom flogged with the punishment strap instead! Eventually it was removed although my hole was still on fire.

[vinaykshastri]

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Ringpiece.

[thepanicoffice]

(Obscene) Letters to the Editor

[...]

I should have known. After years of begging, bribes, inducements, and appeals to a better nature that I know full well he does not possess, one innocuous but ill-considered hypothesis on my part proves to be enough to flush the absentee Deputy Editor, one Mr Richard Jones, loose from whatever squalid gutter he has most recently been adhering to. Probably his magnificent Tuscan villa.

Attentive readers will have noticed my throwaway suggestion from last week’s article that Keats, or indeed any of the major Romantic poets, never mentioned anuses in their work. This careless assertion on my part was evidently too much for the noted academic/pervert Jones and has elicited the following dismissive missive, which I present in its full and unexpurgated tedium – one most appropriate for publication on #WorldPoetryDay.

[…]

Dear Oaf,

Time and distance have not diminished the tender loathing for you that I nurture deep within my bony breast.

I am pleased to see that your capacity for clothwitted error remains as boundless as ever and note with mingled annoyance and pity that you have evidently not read my 2013 monograph ‘Do not go gentle into that good arse: Love, Fear and the Colorectal in the British Poetic Imagination’.

Indeed, the shame is all the greater as I distinctly remember leaving a copy for you on the cistern in the Panic Office Executive washroom – the only place in which you have ever been known to pick up and read an actual book. Placed conspicuously atop your well-thumbed pornographic literature and blunder-strewn Sudoku puzzles, it surely cannot have evaded even your simple notice.

Had you grasped its pages in your damp, feculent fingers and flicked as far as the contents page, you would have seen an entire chapter dedicated to the Romantic poets and what I have termed ‘the Anal sublime’. I posit and demonstrate (using a range of sources largely discredited by so-called ‘mainstream academia’) an identifiable preoccupation amongst the Romantics of ‘[t]he simultaneous exaltation and horror of the bottom; that which both promises ecstasy and threatens oblivion; both pleasuring and consuming the beholder’ (pp.273-4).

Keats himself produced a number of typewritten drafts (all the more remarkable for predating the invention of the typewriter by more than fifty years) including ‘On first looking into Chapman's anus' (‘Much have I travell'd in the realms of arse / And many a goodly cheek and anus seen’, etc.), the highly spritual 'The Eve of St. Anus' and of course his famous 'Ode on a Grecian anus'. To my mind all far superior to and more moving than the published versions.

Wordsworth, of course, spoke of little else in his poems, though did so in a code as tight and impenetrable as his cryptic subject – it is well known that all instances of the word ‘Nature’ in his works can be simply swapped with the word ‘Ringpiece’ and the meaning and meter remains largely unchanged. Nevertheless, there are numerous instances in which his passions were clearly excited, and he addresses his theme with a directness and vigour that is at once startling and powerfully erotic (‘Lend thy gaze and consider / That brown asterisk that quivers / And speaks with such tender eloquence / In the black velvet chambers of Night’, etc.)

Consider this a brief education on a vibrant and sadly neglected field of study that stands at the intersection of high culture and low vulgarity. If you require further lectures I shall expect payment, and a larger office closer to the watercooler.

Never yours,

R.O. Jones Deputy Vice-Editor, pigeon-fancier, and social ornament to the super-wealthy

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Ringpiece troubles are back.

This topic was set at 2021-03-28 20:37:34

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[paulmay42]

The Brexit Years

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Edna Ringpiece, BBC news correspondent and mistress of cutting-edge reportage, crunched peanuts and wagged a finger at me. “You should be impressed,” she said. “I’ve been promoted.”

“Again?”

(Author’s note, you need to read previous instalments to get the icy irony involved here).

“Yes, Monty, my old mate.” She drained her gin and tonic and waved the glass. I duly filled it up. “You are now looking at the new BBC ambassador for GB.” She reached for more peanuts.

I took a moment to think about this. First of all, that tray of peanuts had been there all day and at least a dozen back-benchers had had their fingers in there, plus the bloke who had come to clean the drains. I mean, how gross is that. And as for the drains bloke, well, to be fair, at least he had washed his hands.

Secondly, that abbreviation, ‘GB’, seemed vaguely familiar.

“GB,” I mused. “I’ve got a sticker on the back of my car that says ‘GB’.”

Edna stared at me. “Um, yes, well, when I say ‘GB’ then I might be… missing a few letters.

Ahah.

“What does ‘GB’ stand for, anyway?”

“Well duh, come on. You should know.” She gave me a knowing smile.

“Nope.”

“Monty, it means ‘Gay’.”

“Does it? Wow. What about the ‘B’?”

“The ‘B’ obviously means, um, bar.”

“Gay bar?”

“Yes.” She brightened. “Um, no. No, it means bisexual. That’s it.”

“Well,” I said, “I have to say, calling yourself the ambassador to GB is going to confuse a few people. I mean, you’d never get past airport security. One phone call, darling, and you’d be in one of those special rooms where they keep a supply of rubber gloves, if you know what I mean.”

Edna waved a hand, using the other to reach for her gin. “No,” she said, damply, “I think you’ve got the stick wrong. The end of. I think that well, the BBC knows what it’s doing when it comes to the gays.”

“Does it.”

“Yes, because there are more letters, what I just remembered.”

“Really?”

“Yes, it’s not GB, it’s BLT.”

“Bacon, lettuce, tomato,” I said, slowly.

“Who?”

“It’s a sandwich, darling.”

“is it?”

“Have you ever bought a sandwich?”

“No, I only eat sushi for lunch.”

“Of course.”

“Anyway, it’s not BLT, because there are more letters than that and I would know, because we had a briefing about this, see?”

“Did you? Was this something to do with inclusivity, at all?”

Edna nodded. “Yes, that one. The BBC,” she said, in the tone of one reciting something almost but not quite committed to memory, “is an inclusive organisation which wants to, um…”

“Include?”

“Yes, everyone. Regardless of sex and, um, where they live, and all that. I mean, everyone pays for the BBC, right? So, everyone deserves to be, um, mentioned in briefings.”

“Well, that sounds lovely. Anyway, you said it’s not ‘BLT’. This thing that you’re ambassador of.”

“No, that’s right, Monty. It’s got a ‘Q’ in it.”

“What does that stand for?”

OK, I was enjoying this. I own up.

Edna frowned. “Quality?”

“I doubt it.”

“Queer?”

“That would make more sense. Edna, you know what? I wonder if the BBC have really thought this through.”

“Through where?”

I ignored that. “I’m not one to tell anyone else their business, darling, but it seems to me that they haven’t really properly briefed you. I mean, has anyone mentioned the addition symbol?”

“What? That’s a maths thing. You mean the Open University?”

I poured her another gin. “Yes. That’s what I meant. I tell you what, you should go back to the BBC and tell them they need to start including Open University students in this whole gay and lesbian BLT thing. I mean, there they are, all those people studying for a history degree at home, while working and raising a family, and yet this LGBTQ-plus initiative from the BBC has passed them by. Not fair, if you ask me.”

Edna’s eyes widened. “That’s a good point. We need to be more inclusive in case they’re gay. Or lesbians.”

“Or just curious?”

“That as well.” She thought. “I don’t remember a ‘C’ being in there.”

“Check your notes, darling.”

“Yes, I should do that. Thanks Monty, you’re a mate.”

 There we are. I had fun, don’t judge me.

[bestdjkit]

45-Track "CARE4LIFE" Compilation Features New Music from The Chemical Brothers, Maya Jane Coles, and More

Many major artists in the electronic music community have joined forces to support NHS Charities Together amid the COVID-19 pandemic.

London-based label Above Board Projects has releasedCARE4LIFE, an expansive charity compilation providing COVID-19 relief to NHS Charities Together, a collective supporting the National Health Service. According to a press released issued to announce the compilation, the project is "aimed at assisting and honouring our brave and skilled NHS frontline workforce in this most challenging of times."

Released on Bandcamp today, the album spans a whopping 45 tracks and features new music from many major underground electronic artists, including legendary production duo The Chemical Brothers. The tandem contributed a new remix of their single "Catch Me I'm Falling," which appeared on their Grammy Award-winning 2019 album No Geography. Other artists appearing on the compilation include Maya Jane Coles, Jamie Jones, Dusky, Pete Tong, Groove Armada, and Patrick Topping.

“Through the challenges of the Covid19 pandemic we have all developed a new understanding and awareness about the role our frontline health professionals undertake, and as a nation we are all united in our appreciation of the incredible work they have delivered in the face of much adversity and pressure in the last couple of months," said CARE4LIFE representatives in the press release. "In the continued spirit of people coming together in this time of need, the CARE4LIFE project hopes that this amazing collection of music can contribute to easing that pressure by giving some much needed support to these frontline workers from our fellow artists and friends in the music industry and its surrounding community.”

You can purchase the compilation via Bandcamp here and view the full tracklist below.

CARE4LIFE Tracklist: 01: B.Traits - Rest 02: Daniel Avery - In Your Sleep 03: The Chemical Brothers - Catch Me I’m Falling (Losing You Mix) 04: Apiento & Tepper - Blossoms 05: Luke Vibert - That’s ill folks 06: Locussolus (DJ Harvey) - NextToYou (Kiwi Remix) 07: FYI Chris - SWH (No Boundaries) 08: Matthew Herbert - Indigo 09: Luke Solomon - Wait 10: Groove Armada - He’s On My Heart 11: JD Twitch - Is It All Over The Place 12: Laima, Iggor Cavalera, Joe Goddard and Mutado Pintado - Play Doh 13: Playgroup - Ringpiece 14: K-LONE - Undercliffe 15: Nathan Fake - Arboretum 16: Big Miz - Merak 17: Hammer & James Shinra - Lunar Seven 18: Jas Shaw - Joy Multiplication 19: Crooked Man - This Time 20: Clark - Laptop Stand 21: Damian Lazarus & The Ancient Moons - Levitate 22: Jamie Jones & Kate Simko - Mind Games ft. Laizer 23: Maya Jane Coles - Keep It Moving 24: Joe Goddard featuring Amy Douglas - Workin’ 25: Miguel Campbell & Benoit Ft. Beccs Lott - Blonde Bomb 26: Dusky - Justified 27: Dense & Pika - Pleasure Stacker 28: Mason Maynard - Black ‘N’ White 29: Solardo x SOSA Featuring Richard Judge - Chemical Edge 30: Eats Everything - It’ll Be Over Soon 31: Patrick Topping - Totality 32: Pete Tong and John Monkman - Aquarius 33: Nic Fanciulli - The Return Of Mango Flow 34: Jaden Thompson - Eve’s Drop 35: Waze & Odyssey - Plus & Minus 36: Radio Slave - Sabre 37: Nightwave - Sadhana 38: SCB - KTS3E 39: Lauren Lo Sung - Lucid Dream 40: Archie Hamilton - Waiting Game 41: Laura Jones & Karousel - No Borders 42: Jordan. - Quar 43: Thoma Bulwer x Anna Wall - Peace Of Mind 44: Nova Cheq - Dopamine Domain 45: 3Strange - Xylophone Funk

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[vinaykshastri]

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