#rip TRASH

[chrliekclly]

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it’s been 6 years exactly nd i apologize for everything about this

[tw: implied csa]

[eddseddede]

musician brawlers on a call😔

[pierppasolini]

Ryuichi Sakamoto (January 17, 1952 – March 28, 2023)

[schlock-luster-video]

On June 2, 2006, Freddy Got Fingered debuted on German television.

[charmac]

The Gang Recycles Their Old Jokes Trash

↳ S8E02

[calethescammer]

Headcanon that krs had a reflex of getting in a fight stance when he's surprised. So now, as Cale, he instead activates his ancient powers. Like if he's taking a nap and something startles him, he will subconsciously activate the shield (or maybe throw a rock).

Now imagine this scenario-

Cale was taking a short nap on the couch after a battle took place. Since he was exhausted, he didn't hear Ron, Alberu, Choi Han, Rosalyn and the children entering the tent.

Ignoring the time everyone took to look at the adorable young master's sleeping face, Ron went to wake him up.

And Cale, startled, raised up his right hand, moved further back on the couch, and activated the shield. He himself looked stunned at what he just did.

Then the realisation of horror came and he realised he had pushed Ron off by the shield. Ron just stood there dead in his tracks and his face devoid of any benign smile.

The others looked the same, even the kids had shocked and dull faces. Cale got scared and started apologising frantically to them.

"Cale-nim, was it a nightmare?" Choi Han asked solemnly.

"Huh? No, no it wasn't anything of the sort! It's just a reflex..." Troubled, he decided to just blame the ancient powers.

"Its just something the ancient powers do for sneak attacks."

'yeah, its not my fault'

Cale nodded internally, satisfied by his answer, unaware of the misunderstandings forming.

Now imagine the misunderstandings-

"The young master is so traumatised by the war that he didn't recognise his own friends!"

"The young master can't even sleep in peace! He's always on guard for sneak attacks, even amongst his family..."

"What a terrible fate for someone so kind...he can't even find some peace..."

Many shed tears at how exhausted their young master looked, and how his shoulders slumped down from the responsibilities he carried.

Meanwhile, Cale's shoulder were slumped because of a certain young dragon as he walked lazily across the corridor, unaware of the horrors he would face the coming days.

[flamedork]

Dearest Gentle Reader, we have been apart for far too long...

Watch a Wallflower Bloom | S3 (1/?)

[turtleblogatlast]

Man I wish we got more of the turtle tots especially their “slightly older turtle tots” designs, because they are so cute

[redbootsindoriath]

Happy International Don't Stab Your Best Friend Day!

Apologies for this being posted so late. IDSYBFD sneaked up on me this year like an elf on a rescue mission and I didn't remember about it until I saw all you wonderful people reblogging my previous years' posts. And then my tablet's stylus battery gave out five minutes into drawing, and right after I finished charging the stylus the tablet quit as well. We're lucky that I even managed to finish it before midnight in my current time zone.

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[Halls of Mandos] [elf 1:] "Holy ent bark, that's Beleg Strongbow of Doriath!" [elf 2:] "Well well, look who finally decided to show up!" [Fingon:] "Good to see you! (No hard feelings about not bringing more people to the battle, by the way.)" [elf 2:] "You know, rumor around here was you couldn't be killed. We've been taking bets on when you'd finally clock in." [elf 3:] "And in what manner." [elf 1:] "Obviously we all knew it would have to be some sort of crazy dangerous creature. Spiders the size of mountains or a horde of trolls at least." [elf 4:] "Or maybe a werewolf like Finrod. That was hardcore." [general clamor:] "So what was it? Balrog? An entire orc army? A dragon?? Someone told me a dragon was somewhere. Oh... ...I bet... ...see you taking on Sauron himself..." "Oh yeah, I bet it was a dragon!" "Multiple Balrogs?"

[fuzzypuppybuddie]

I just think they would get along pretty well💖💙

[thequeenofsastiel]

Omfg I love how absolutely unhinged Armand looks in this shot. It's giving "man trapped on a deserted island talking to his volleyball" vibes

I adore him so much

[blueteller]

THERE HE IS

THE FIRST GLIMPSE OF OUR POPE

✨CLOPEH SEKKA~! ✨

[birb-catto]

The Human Who Can Never Forget

Cale: Raon, I am someone who cannot forget

Clopeh: CALE-NIM IS GOD!

Cale: …But I really don’t know that guy

[kobandan]

I sketched a posing with Emmet looking like he was skating, it gave me an idea of other poses where at the end, well, snowballed effect into a comic, so er, that's it.

[dyinggirldied]

Was scrolling through Pinterest and was like "Cale is that you?"

[digenerate-trash]

If you have children why are you in a fandom that glorifies rape?

Omg you're so right. Kids gather round.

Papa needs to tell you something. He likes Dol. It's a terrible game made for people who want to live vicariously and experince their worst kinks though a wall of saftey- also the lore is wild.

Anyway. I'm sending you two to the orphanage because I called you children on the internet and someone said I'm a bad person.