#rip to her i guess

[hypewinter]

Danny raises Superman au

So we all know that Superman touched down in Kansas and was adopted by the Kents and bla bla bla. But you know what state also has farms and is only like 600 miles away? Illinois.

So Danny is chilling in the countryside, enjoying his sweet, peaceful early retirement when an alien pod, that's a little a lot off course, suddenly crashes near his house. When he checks it out, there's a baby inside. Welp looks like he's a father now. No way is he risking the government getting their greedy little mits on this precious ray of sunshine.

Clark grows up with a father who teaches him early on how to control his powers and use them for good (They may or may not stop a robbery or two occasionally). He also gets two cool aunts. One is free spirited and always bringing him souvenirs from her travels. The other is very grounded and teaches him many techniques to deal with his conflicting emotions (his father is not happy when he uses said techniques on him).

Danny for his part is happy we his son develops a support system like he did. They can even actively help him beat up the villains! He's overjoyed at the man Clark becomes and even happier when he brings home an ace reporter who knows how shifty the government can be. He might be already saving up for their wedding but who can say?

[randomnameless]

"Why did you ask me to fetch a rope, you can jump !"

"But if I do, my hat is going to fall !"

"Can't I use my pegasi to carry you back ?"

"The plot said no !"

What happens when Seteth isn't here to watch over them :(

[posts-from-2520ad]

there's literally gonna be a new taylor swift album im so excited it's been like six years

(if you are one of the gatekeeping weirdos who only counts the albums taylor released during her lifetime as "real ts" this post is not for you, let people be excited, the machine was literally trained not just on her music but on her brainwaves so there is literally no discernible difference)

[nunalastor]

I love how Adam walks away twirling Vaggie's halo in his finger after Lute basically mugs her in the alley

Like isn't there a part where he implies that he doesn't go down to Hell ever. Like bro probably got called by Lute and he was like hello I'm here to supervise this mugging

[spookberry]

at least Toralei wouldn't lock an 11 year old in a closet with deadly vines for 8 hours (probably)

[alexiethymia]

If I could gif, I would probably gif three scenes. The ‘what rope’ scene where Vash calls Meryl and Roberto his friends so that the townspeople of Jeonora Rock don’t lynch them, and then the scene where Vash says Meryl and Roberto aren’t his friends to Wolfwood when they separate on the Sand Steamer and Wolfwood calls him cold, and finally the scene where Luida definitively calls Meryl, Roberto, and Wolfwood his friends when he first wakes up.

It’s such a nice progression of his bonds in such a few number of episodes. For all that Vash is a nice guy, and has people he helps, and even family in the form of the people in Home, it’s possible Meryl, Roberto, and Wolfwood are his first friends. It’s only when the three stick by him even after Monev and finding out that he’s a Plant, that it really dawns on him that huh in his hundred years alive, he may have finally found his first friends.

Vash isn’t naive. He knows the capacity of people to betray his trust. He’s resigned to it in a way. But he still extends that trust to people. The plan to stop the Sand Steamer wouldn’t have worked without Meryl. But Vash still leaves the task to her without any assurance that she would do her part. At the same time, I get the feeling that he wouldn’t have blamed her if she did decide to run away, same as Roberto was telling her. And it’s such a wonderful thing that through the friendships he formed with Meryl, Wolfwood, and Roberto, the trust that he freely gives is finally reciprocated. (And of course he would always have faith, what with his experiences with Rem, Luida, Brad and the people in Home).

In the same way, Vash saves what was precious to Wolfwood which was the orphanage, Wolfwood eventually gets to return the favor in saving Meryl. Even though it was out of order, you can also look at it as Meryl saving Vash, who saved Wolfwood at the Sand Steamer, who eventually ends up saving Meryl. Even Roberto, cynical as he is, does end up advising Vash on occasion.

People get hurt. People die. It’s a dangerous world they live in. But it’s nice that Vash who always asks if people ‘need a hand’ eventually meets ordinary people who also ask him if he ‘needs a hand’ sometimes too.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

EEPY

[thetimelordbatgirl]

"Mom can we have sea three?"-"We have sea three at home" Sea three at home:

Okay, I'll stop with that meme now. But seriously, this is giving Wish version of the sea three. You got Uma's aunt because I guess casting a younger Ursula was out of the question and making up another sister of Ursula was better to do in comparison, you got Harry's dad and you got...Morgie, aka basic bitch whose parent wasn't even in a Disney film oh my god-

Like, these aren't full looks at the three so I can't fully judge but like, from what we got: Hook is the only decently designed one of three, could use some details still but he's not as bad as the other designs we've gotten so far so like, Ulyana at least has Uma's hair color (except for the gold highlights) i guess but like, Descendants ain't escaping the messy design allegations I swear and Morgie...again basic bitch based on design alone. Like he even doesn't have personalized designs in the circle around him, he has a basic card heart and that's it, and again, can I just ask: why the fuck is Disney NOW choosing to acknowledge Morgana Le Fay when they didn't even do that in Sword In The Stone-

[katrinasis]

i wish more people would explore how weird interesting john and lisa’s relationship is. ok yeah childhood friends who drift apart but also john seems to be actively avoiding her. it’s CRAZY to me that lisa seems to have sent john several letters that he keeps ignoring, even was she was literally begging him for help and was obviously very worried about her safety. he only goes to the apartments at all because father garcia tells him to! what the fuck man! i think lisa should get to be mad about the fact that john seemingly tried to cut her out of his life and then avoided coming to help her until he absolutely had to. they should probably talk about that. can anyone hear me

[formulaonedirection]

We ALL love Yuki Tsunoda (Lando Norris in particular) 

(inspired by this twitter thread)

[medicalunprofessional]

attack of the really tall dentist vampire 🫢🫢

brainrot…

[literaryspinster]

Y’all didn’t clown her enough for this

Having beef with someone everyone loves is hard but somebody’s gotta do it.

[kangals]

most unrelatable grievance I see discussed by other dog owners definitely has to be “wahh my dog won’t take his medicine.” sorry but I simply cannot relate. i have given Boone thousands of pill pockets crammed bursting full of giant bitter pills and not once in his entire life has he ever even thought to question it. the idiot privilege is real and it is wildly helpful.

[hartxstarr-art]

au where everything is the same but its not actually its completely different honestly woah

[lokh]

oughh i wanted to do a cute laishuro take on the blu ray extras (what if laios had been eaten instead) but lets be honest. they absolutely would not have made it as far without laios