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List of G.I. Joe fanfictions

Finished:

Captured (drabble, crossover, comedy)

Baroness captures Totally Spies to make them to work for Cobra. Based on fan art.

Chun Li’s issue (drabble, crossover, comedy)

Based on fan art where Chun Li hits Bumblebee.

Fear from Ocean (crossover, dark, action, Lovecraft)

Joes and Autobots have to face with dark cult in dark city. It seems ppl want to raise their god Cthulhu and turn humans into fishes)

Marvel Universe vs G.I. Joe (crossover, dark, post-apocalypsis, action)

Set in the Marvel Universe vs. There some ppl (including heroes) turn into cannibals. Survivor Joes are trying to survive in that crazy world and find others non-infected ppl.

Seven Devils (crossover, dark, fantasy, action)

Scarlett wakes up and faces with every heroine of 80s in their worst look. She tries to figure out where the hell is she.

After Operation (drabble, comedy)

Duke sends Scarlett to investigate Cobra’s new HQ. She didnt come back.

Agony (dark, mystery, horror)

Snake Eyes and Scarlett were sent to find general’s son. But they got captured and tortured. Snake Eyes is trying to hold on, so he would meet with the main villain and save Scarlett.

Alone in the Dark (dark, horror, drama)

Low-Light tries to face with father in prison, but got traumatized. He moves to his sister for night, but wakes up in dark forest with dark creature.

Baroness’ Betrayal (crossover, drama, drabble) - Renegades ver.

Starscream can’t deal that Baroness betrayed Cobra and finds her letter to him.

Baroness fanfiction (comedy)

Cobra Commander and Destro reads Baroness’ fanfiction abouther, Starscream and Knock Out.

Before ceremotion (comedy, drabble)

Duke and Scarlett argue before ceremotion.

Blood’s curse (crossover, horror, action) - Rise of Cobra/Retaliation ver.

G.I. Joe were sent to japanese island to stop Cobra, but they got stuck bc of bloody curse.

Bounded (drabble, light erotic)

Scarlett got captured by Cobra, and they were gonna to rape her. Until death comes.

Bounded (drabble, light erotic)

Light BDSM with Snake Eyes and Scarlett.

Clone’s revenge (action, sci-fi)

Mysterious person invated G.I. Joe, Oktober Squad and Arashikage Clan. They all meet in the island (while Cobra spies) and realise that they got into trap. Cause person who invited them is Snake Eyes’ sister Terry who is seeking revenge.

Computer and motorcycle (crossover, drama, sci-fi, action)

Mainframe and Zarana work together to stop Sickness - evil virus. But its not easy bc they were together.

Different (action, crossover, mystery, element horror, drama)

Lady Jaye’s cousin Sam got unlucky life: everyone she cares dies and someone tries to kidnap her. Plus some mystery happends around her. LJ with Joes try to figure out, what is going, and what Sam is.

Ego (action, drama)

Quick Kick came back to life, but he’s piss off that world had changed without him.

Fight in bar (drabble, action)

Shipwreck and Cover Girl fight in bar full of Cobra.

Game in cards (drabble, comedy)

Cobra Commander doesnt know why he’s bad in cards.

Ghost of castle (fantasy, action, dark humor) - Renegades ver.

Ordinary Joes hide in creepy castle, and of course they dont believe in scary stories about ghosts and monsters. Until they realise that they can’t leave the castle. Inspired by Amnesia - Dark Descent.

I will be with you (romance) - Rise of Cobra/Retaliation ver.

Scarlett got shot, but was saved by Snake Eyes.

Captive (pwp, BDSM, dark)

Dark Scarlett kidnaped Snake Eyes.

In twin’s trap (thriller)

Lady Jaye is surrounded by Tomax and Xamot.

In your arms (romance)

Scarlett wakes up in ruins and sees barely alive Snake Eyes. She’s afaid that he won’t make it.

Pay (drabble, comedy)

Cobra Commander hires Firefly to find traitor. But he asks to much money.

Prisoner (action)

Scarlett got captured by Cobra-La, and Serpentor is gonna to make her as his own queen. But there are 2 problems: G.I. Joe and Snake Eyes.

Rescue Mission (dark, comedy)

G.I. Joe are sent to save Snake Eyes and Scarlett from Cobra, but they’re too late.

Snake’s mutation (sci-fi, comedy)

Cobra created poison that can turn ppl into snakes. Their test object - Scarlett. Based on fan art.

Unknown island (comedy, drabble, crossover, AU)

Baroness is pissed off that her boys Knock Out and Starscream dont do anything.

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GI Joe: Remixed, Semi-Random Trivia, About Semi-Random Joes

An incomplete list of Joes who are members of minority groups; please make suggestions for additions, as there are many, many Joes with whom I am unfamiliar:

(some of these placements will be elaborated on below)

AFRICAN-AMERICAN:

Stalker

Roadblock

Doc

Doc II

Alpine

Stretcher

Hardball

Iceberg

Heavy Duty

Big Lob

Freight

Quick Stryke

Grill

Cool Breeze

Ripcord

ASIAN-AMERICAN:

Jinx

Quick Kick

Budo

Tunnel Rat

Ronin

Rico

Firewall

Black Dragon (?)

DESI:

Hashtag

LATINO:

Shipwreck

Law

Lady Jaye

Alpine

Dynamite

Hot Sauce

ARAB-AMERICAN:

Breaker

Sgt. Slaughter

NATIVE AMERICAN:

Spirit

Airborne

PACIFIC ISLANDER:

Torpedo

Red Dog

SIKH:

Hashtag

JEWISH:

Clutch

Bazooka

Budo

ISLAMIC:

Breaker

Sgt. Slaughter

QUAKER:

Lifeline

NEURO-ATYPICAL:

Helix

-Sgt. Slaughter is NOT the professional wrestler born Robert Remus, but received his codename due to a coincidental resemblance to said pro wrestler. That said, he did wrestle in college, where he majored in Classics. Note that he is still serious about his classics studies; he is fluent in both Ancient Greek and Latin, and is knowledgeable about not only Classical literature, but also the history, mythology, culture, etc. of Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome.

-Alpine is mixed-race, having African-American, Caucasian, and Latin ancestry; people's efforts to pin him down to one or the other and inability to do so is a constant source of amusement to him.

-Lady Jaye is biracial; her father is as WASP as one can be without being a Boston Brahmin (although they're adjacent), while her mother is from Latin America; note that her mother's family is also filthy rich and aristocratic. Also, she's a distant cousin of Destro and Darklon.

-Rico is a character of our own creation, a Fillipina-American who's primary MOS is powered armor, specifically the Accelerator suit from Rise of Cobra

-Firewall is a young, Asian woman ala DDP rather than an older, Caucasian woman ala IDW.

-Riffing on Rise of Cobra, Breaker's parents are from Morocco.

-Budo periodically notes that both sets of grandparents spent WWII in camps; his paternal grandparents in an internment camp, his maternal grandparents in a concentration camp.

-Ripcord and Cover Girl have more-or-less their IDW backstories.

-Lifeline's aikido skills are such that he's one of the top ten best hand-to-hand combatants in GI Joe. Granted, his pacifist beliefs mean he rarely showcases them; "getting Lifeline in the ring" is a Joe colloquialism for a task that is very difficult and unlikely to end well for you.

-As with many other military regulations, the rules against fraternization are not strictly enforced for Joes, so Flint/Lady Jaye, Scarlett/Snake Eyes, and Jinx/Falcon are things.

-Dial-Tone and Hard Drive are A: female, and B: hot.

-Dial-Tone is the nerdiest nerd to ever nerd, or at least, as much as possibly whilst being an attractive woman. She also barely qualified to be a Joe physically. That said, she did, in fact, qualify, and is thus eminently capable of kicking your ass.

-Clockspring is kinda a creeper. He hasn't done anything explicitly against the regs, but he's come veeery close. As a result, Hard Drive, Firewall, Dial-Tone, and Hashtag frequently receive sympathy from other female Joes about having to work with him, which leaves them confused, because while Clockspring is aware of their gender, he slots them into his head as fellow nerds and doesn't creep on them at all.

-Clockspring also posts on a number of Incel/MRA/RedPill sites, although he keeps getting banned for telling other posters to take it down a few notches.

-Quick Kick has always been a movie guy; he got into martial arts because he realized that Hollywood is kinda racist and expects Asian-American performers to know chop socky stuff. That said, he turned out to be better at it than at acting, so ended up becoming a stunt double. Then the Cobra War happened, he joined the Army and eventually ended up in GI Joe.

-Freight, somewhat similarly, was a star linebacker, who walked away from a multi-million dollar contract to enlist when the Cobra War began. He greatly dislikes being compared to Pat Tillman.

-Contrary to what you'd expect, Freight and Red Dog (who could've been a star if he hadn't been tossed out of the NFL for frequent unnecessary roughness) get along really well.

-GI Joe's first fighter ace, somewhat ironically, was not Ace (who's codename comes form being a card shark), but Slipstream. However, Ace was the first Joe to become Ace In A Day.

-No one can remember Ghostrider The Stealth Pilot's codename, which he is surprisingly OK with, as long as they don't call him by someone else's codename...whereupon he will start calling that person by someone else's codename.

-All the Joe pilots are qualified to fly all Joe aircraft, with the possible exceptions of the Defiant and SHARCs, so Wild Bill can fly a Skystriker and Ace can fly a Tomahawk and Lift-Ticket can fly a Phantom and Ghostrider The Stealth Pilot can fly a Mudfighter and Dogfight can fly a Vector and Maverick can fly a C-130 or Dragonfly, etc.

-Quick Kick holds regular movie nights; Sgt. Slaughter is banned due to his habit of pointing out all the inaccuracies whenever QK puts on a sword-and-sandal flick.

-Roadblock and Heavy Duty are cousins. In addition to their size (which is not just "big" but freakishly its-a-miracle-they-don't-have-health-problems HUGE) and fondness for MOAR DAKKA, they also share a passion for cooking. Roadblock is a master chef, specializing in Soul Food and French haute cuisine (both nouvelle and classique), though he's also excellent at classic Italian and most American regional specialties. In general, Heavy Duty is almost as good and in some cases better (he is an internationally ranked sushi chef, for example), but rather than rely on a standard repertoire, he prefers to experiment, either with exotic foreign or newly-invented dishes he's just heard of or bizarre creations of his own; his success is...mixed.

-Quick Kick has a habit of reciting quotes from Little Caesar every time he runs into Rico in a hallway or whatever. She does not know that's what he's doing and is generally puzzled by the whole thing.

-Mainframe has a thing going on with Zarana.

-When Jinx and Falcon started dating, they got shovel speeches from Duke and Snake Eyes, respectively (yes, despite Snake Eyes being unable to talk). In addition, Storm Shadow kidnapped Falcon...then took him out to dinner, cuz he wanted to get to know his cousin's boyfriend. And because Falcon is Falcon, they ended up bar/club-hopping. Meanwhile, Duke, who only knew his baby brother was abducted by Cobra Commander's personal assassin, was ready to start World War III.

-Cross-Country believes he has a duty to reclaim the family honor he believes was lost when his ancestors took up arms to fight for slavery. His choice of outfit is bait, to trick racists and CSA apologists to make themselves known to him so he can punch them in the face.

-Quick Kick has a Japanese father and a Korean mother. As a result, when he fights the Red Ninjas, they call him a half-breed and talk shit about his mom. He deals with it by kicking their asses.

-Clutch and Rock'n'Roll are best buds. Ditto Bazooka and Alpine. Also Leatherneck and Wetsuit, albeit of the vitriolic kind where they fight constantly.

-Shipwreck is a SEAL.

-Clutch and Budo once went out together to get tattoos of their grandparent's numbers.

-Quick Kick took it upon himself to put together a crash course in cinema since the '70s for Sgt. Savage, and had to be reminded that showing him movies about Vietnam maybe wasn't the best idea.

-Grand Slam, Sci-Fi, and Red Spot are SF/F nerds. Flash is not, and gets annoyed when people assume he is.

-Spirit does not look particularly stereotypical.

-Among GI Joe's many secret mini-bases is one located in a Las Vegas casino; Ace regularly requests a transfer there, as it is the only way he will ever be allowed into a Las Vegas Casino.

-Airborne is genuinely psychic. That said, he's not very powerful; he just has "hunches" that are always right.

-Clutch has an unfortunate habit of running into secret Cobra activity whenever he goes on leave. Seriously, Every. Single. Time.

-Order is much, much more obedient than Junkyard, partially due to natural temperament but largely because Law trained him that way; Law's...kinda contemptuous of the fact that Mutt has not similarly trained Junkyard, and the two of them don't really get along because of it.

-Falcon used to hate Shipwreck, because every strategy he came up with to try and smuggle hookers into the Pit failed because 'Wreck had already tried it. Though, he's mellowed out about it since he started dating Jinx.

-Snake Eyes is under orders to have regular therapy sessions with Psyche-Out (because for obvious reason he's kind of a mess, psychologically); that Etch-a-Sketch is real handy.

-GI Joe has official social media, run by Hashtag, of course. However, the Joes take turns running the official GI Joe twitter account which leads to WMG from the people following trying to figure out who is doing it at any given time, which leads to the Joes deliberately trying to do it in other Joe's style. So, say, Shipwreck will fill it up with rhymes about cooking so people will think it's Roadblock, and Roadblock will do it in French and keep mentioning gumbo and gators so people think it's Gung Ho, and Gung-Ho keeps throwing in Star Wars references so people think it's Sci-Fi, etc. Duke hates doing it, so is very terse, so everyone always assumes he's Snake Eyes (which is hilarious to people who know Snake, who was an inveterate chatterbox before he became mute).

-Note that they also are allowed to have their own social media.

-Cover Girl's social media is a battleground, between her fans from her modeling/reality-show days and her fans since joining GI Joe.

-Heavy Duty has a youtube show where he discusses his cooking experiments. The episodes where Roadblock guest-stars are the most popular, since you now have a 100% chance of the result being edible instead of 50/50.

-Snake Eyes has a Twitter account under his real name, which is really, really active, and really, really inane, because he needs some outlet for his natural chatterbox tendencies.

-As stated, Duke does not believe in social media. As a result, there is a bit of a competition amongst the Joes to trick him into appearing on theirs.

-Cross-Country has a blog where he calls out Confederate apologists. He's been banned from multiple Civil War forums and subreddits and such for flaming same.

-Barbecue mostly goes on about Boston sports

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It’s time for our weekly Diamond Comics Shipping List! Another week light on Transformers titles, but IDW does not disappoint. Check out some interesting titles being released this coming week like the Hasbro Heroes Sourcebook, M.A.S.K., DuckTales, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Back to the Future, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and  more! All coming your way for December 12th!

HASBRO HEROES SOURCEBOOK TP

John Barber, Cullen Bunn, Sina Grace, Various (A) Robert Atkins, Guido Guidi, Paolo Villanelli, Various (CVR) Marcelo Borstelmann

From the pages of Transformers, G.I. Joe, Rom, M.A.S.K.: Mobile Armored Strike Komand, Micronauts, Action Man, and Revolutionaries comes the ultimate guide to the heroic and villainous champions of Hasbro! The new post-Revolution universe’s biggest movers and shakers from Acroyear to Zarana are all here with detailed bios and astonishing art by today’s top talent! Plus, three back-up stories that expand upon the new lore of the shared universe; fantastic spreads of the bases of G.I. Joe, Optimus Prime, and the Micronauts; and if you look closely, hints of things to come! •   From today’s top creative talent! •   Advance solicited for December release!

MASK MOBILE ARMORED STRIKE KOMMAND TP VOL 02 RISE OF VENOM

Brandon Easton, David Rodriguez (A) Juan Samu, Drew Moss, Andrew Griffith (CVR) Marcelo Perez Dalannays

M.A.S.K. is a team of heroes that streaks into the dangerous, unstable landscape of dark wars, high intrigue, and non-stop action where they’ll encounter the nearly unstoppable threat of Miles Mayhem and his black ops squadron known as V.E.N.O.M.

THE ORIGIN OF V.E.N.O.M.! As the M.A.S.K. team constructs a new headquarters in Miami, Matt Trakker goes on a solo mission to identify new recruits. Along the way, Trakker crosses paths with Dr. Mindbender, who instructs him on the art of leadership and manipulation. But Trakker quickly uncovers Mindbender’s twisted goals and learns the true history of his former teammates who became members of V.E.N.O.M. Collects issues #6-10 and the 2017 Annual.

BACK TO THE FUTURE #25

Bob Gale, John Barber (A/CVR A) Marcelo Ferreira (CVR B) Xavi Montell

“TIME SERVED, FINALE!” Endings and beginnings! As the first volume of the smash hit series races to a close in this oversized final issue, Marty uncovers the last secret of Jailbird Joey Baines-while Doc Brown and family prepare for an all-new adventure! •   Oversized grand finale to Volume 1 of IDW’s hit BTTF ongoing series! •   Sets up an all-new BTTF adventure-coming soon! •   Chock full of fun extras!

DUCKTALES #4

Joey Cavaleri, Joe Caramagna (A) Luca Usai, Gianfranco Florio (CVR A&B) Marco Ghiglione

The adventures of Duckburg’s most famous citizens continue! First, Scrooge and company find themselves stuck in Happy, Happy Valley, where everyone is a little too happy! Then, can Huey, Louie and Dewey overcome the Curse of the Twin Samurai (and maybe make a little money too)?

LEGEND OF KORRA PRO BENDING ARENA GAME

(A) Tony Vargas, Sam Barlin, Mark Fitzpatrick

Few diversions in Republic City offer as much excitement as attending a pro-bending game! This is doubly true when the teams facing off in the hexagonal ring are the reigning champs, the White Falls Wolfbats, and their fierce challengers, the Future Industry Fire Ferrets!

In The Legend of Korra: Pro-Bending Arena, 2 players face off as either the White Falls Wolfbats or the Future Industry Fire Ferrets in an attempt to defeat their opponent and take of the title of Pro-Bending Champions. Blending card drafting, resource placement, and area control, players in The Legend of Korra: Pro-Bending Arena draft unique decks for each bender on their team, equip special team-ability trick cards, and strategically place their team members and the elements they bend on the board. Push the farthest forward, or in a real show of strength, knock out the other team entirely, to claim the pro-bending championship! •   Advance solicit for December release! •   Game design from Sen-Foong Lim (Junk Art) and Jessey Wright (Pocket Adventure)!

  MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDS FOREVER OMNIBUS TP VOL 03

Jeremy Whitley, Christina Rice (A) Tony Fleecs, Agnes Garbowska (A/CVR) Jay P. Fosgitt

Celebrate the magic of friendship in these stand-alone tales featuring all of your favorite characters. Share adventures with Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash, Shining Armor and Prince Blueblood, Pinkie Pie and Granny, Princess Luna and The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Rarity and Maud Pie, Fluttershy and Daring Do, and more! Collects issues #25-38.

MY LITTLE PONY HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2017

James Asmus (A/CVR A) Brenda Hickey

The New Year is around the corner, and the ponies of Equestria are ready to celebrate in some very silly and unexpected ways! (Except Pinkie Pie. Her celebrations are always silly and unexpected.)

SAMURAI JACK QUANTUM JACK #3

Fabian, Jr. Rangel (A/CVR A) Warwick J. Cadwell

Samurai Jack: Kaiju style! It’s Samurai Jack meets Pacific Rim, as the amnesiac, time/universe hopping Jack finds himself teamed up with a group of scientists, at the controls of giant battle robots, fighting the monster known as Krogo! Bas as Jack is slowly beginning to realize what’s happening to him, the question remains: How and why is he jumping back and forth through time-and who’s behind it all!

STAR TREK BOLDLY GO TP VOL 02

Mike Johnson, Ryan Parrott (A) Tony Shasteen, Megan Levens (CVR) George Caltsoudas

All-new adventures of the new crew in the new timeline! As the Federation and the Romulans convene in the wake of the Borg attack, the precarious peace is threatened by the murder of a key diplomat… and a Starfleet cadet is the prime suspect! Don’t miss this all-new adventure, guest-starring Jaylah from STAR TREK BEYOND, and the cast from the hit STARFLEET ACADEMY series! Collects issues #7-12.

TMNT ADVENTURES ROBOTANIMALS HC

Caleb Goellner (A/CVR) Chad Thomas

All-new stories set in the world of the hit Nickelodeon cartoon! Baxter Stockman is looking to become the new major villain on the streets! His first step to world domination? Turn the Mutanimals into robots! •   YA TMNT adventures for readers of all-ages!

IDW Comics Shipping List for December 12th! It's time for our weekly Diamond Comics Shipping List! Another week light on Transformers titles, but IDW does not disappoint.

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Yeah ik this is going to be quite late for Halloween but here's Zara's costume!! Now to do the rest!

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plops this here-

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"Clothes Don't Make the Turtle" episode for Zara

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Toodles!

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@littlemissartemisia Zara and Misa are making friendship bracelets.

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Warning: !!BLOOD!!

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Zara human!!

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Zara✨💚

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Masquerade mask

Zarana in "Clothes Don't Make the Turtle"