#riverclara

[grandadtwelve]

thinking about them (kinda-immortal kinda-ex-companions-of-the-doctor polycule) again

[incorrect-drwho-quotes]

Clara: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? River: It was autocorrect. Clara: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? River: Yes.

[muppetcube]

In my head Clara is just 12 and River's blue collar worker husband for those 27 years (dissappears in the morning and comes back just in time for dinner)

[ghostfacerseffect]

This is entirely @grandadtwelve​‘s doing

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[facetheravenwood]

hey my girlfriend and i saw you across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe. we're gonna kick your ass

[amystheme]

clara and river falling in love >>>>

[grandadtwelve]

made some charts for my favorite messy polycule according to the expansive and over-complicated headcanons that exist only in my head <3

1. are actively in a romantic relationship

2. have, at some point, actually had sex

3. have, at some point, had a toxic homoerotic best friendship AND a dramatic breakup

4. are, like, actually best friends

5. cannot currently interact for the sake of the timeline :/

6. are not allowed in the same room because they will try to kill each other (and not in a fun way)

7. has no idea that they’re in a polycule

[grandadtwelve]

i could write an entire coming of age novel abt clara oswald and mels zucker’s toxic homoerotic whirlwind romantic girl-best-friendship that they definitely had in 2005. i will never let this headcanon go it’s canon to me at this point. clara definitely had a mental health crisis in her late teens that lined up w her mothers death and influenced the perfectionist coping mechanisms and control issues that started to become visible the longer she spent traveling with the doctor. mels both helped her through it and pushed her over the edge and is definitely also the reason that clara took so long to come to terms w her sexuality and attraction to women (bc it would mean acknowledging that she was in love w this woman who was such a complicated and defining person at such an awful time in her life). and i maintain that when river saw her in the dream conference with vastra & jenny she looked at her like that it wasnt bc she was jealous or possessive over the doctor but bc she recognized her from their teen years but couldn’t say anything bc of timelines or whatever. if she was jealous of anyone in that moment it definitely was not clara <3 don’t try me I’ll write the ya novel im serious

[grandadtwelve]

ok but 19 year old clara oswald feeling like her world has fallen apart after her mother died. deciding to spend a week clubbing in london by herself without telling anyone so that she can spiral in piece. dancing with another young woman who seems to be similarly off the deep end. the other woman introducing herself as mels and asking clara if they’ve met before because she “just looks so familiar”

[facetheravenwood]

riverclara :)

they are always on my fucking mind ask me ANYTHING abt them and i've probably thought about it already 🫡

[facetheravenwood]

in one hour i am turning what i refer to in my head as "the clara number" which is massive fucking evidence of brain worms but happy 23rd to me i guess

[facetheravenwood]

speaking of it being halfway through february... guess who still hasn't finished his january prompt fill 🧍🏻‍♂️

[facetheravenwood]

hello riverclara nation i am going to lose my fucking marbles it's finally here

[facetheravenwood]

someone PLEEEEASE be insane about riverclara with me or i'm gonna explode from the sheer volume of thoughts packed into my brain