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[rcbertsugden]

This is where I wanna be.

[bejewelledsquid]

still not over the fact that we'll never get more of these two together.

[gothushi]

How different boys of Neil's characters react to you giving them a spa treatment or doing face mask and beauty regiments together (*I'm sorry, I just love those couple tik toks were their both in cute matching robes and wearing clay mask. I'm so lonely 🥲*)

this is so old IM SORRY

this is so cute im gonna be sick bc ohhhh my god.

first i think we have the ones who wld obviously love it. luke and astarion would so enjoy a spa day. luke takes care of his skin and hair nicely, he uses expensive products, and eventually pushes those onto u. he makes sure u have the things u want/need and that theyre good quality, and thinks it’s just sooo cute when u ask if he wants to do a mask with u. he definitely has matching robes w u, same brand but urs is a cute color and his is a deep blue. will often take baths with u and do hair masks and will be stood side by side at the mirror to do after bath skin care. astarion is … astarion, he cares for his appearance and looks, likes his hair to be kept, used to enjoy a good pampering. he hadn’t had that for a while though, so once he’s with u he lets u wash his hair and take care of him, using some nice smelling soaps. it’s a much more intimate thing for him, bathing each other and being all touchy, safe. likes sweet smelling lotions, asks opinions about products and whatnot.

rob is a girl dad through and through so when ur getting a package in with stuff he let u order the other week, he’s very much paying attention as u show him everything. u get the idea to give him some special treatment too and ur eyes are shining and ur all excited and ohhh … he loves u. ‘sure cub, what do i do?’ eeeeee u make a whole night of it u take a bath together and exfoliate and he keeps commenting on how this stuff smells real good and hes like ‘ohh i do feel smoother’ and he lets u lay a mask over his face and hes got one of those cute headbands on. he’ll take pictures with u too and hes just so endeared he’ll make sure to do this once a week at the least

nikolai wouldn’t be too opposing either, he’d think it’s sweet u wanna spend this time with him. he’s always attentive to what ur doing anyway, likes to watch ur routine as u moisturize and whatnot or use special products. so, u get to explain what some product does while rubbing it into his skin. its a nice way to spend quality time w u bc he knows how much u value that with him

now we have the boys who are definitely gonna act like they dont like it but deep down they do

simon would think its sooo silly. ‘u wanna put what on my face? clay?’ ‘no its a clay mask its for ur skin’ ‘so its still clay’ he gets kinda fussy. hes a man im sorry he doesnt even have a face wash half of the time. hes like those tiktoks where their partner laughs at their face mask and it cuts to them stone faced with one on too. honestly though once hes laid back in his pjs with a mask on and ur patting moisturizer on afterwards … he kinda loves it. knows it made u happy and he feels kinda really nice and relaxed

seb’s kinda. hes a boy. most he uses is deodorant and tbh he forgets that a lot. the first night he stays over and he goes to shower he sees like. quadruple the items that he has in his shower (not impressive, he has body wash and a 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner. sorry.) so he’s all like ?? what is this? what is that? u explain things to him and hes like … okay…. and then u suggest a ‘girls night’ for sometime next week. he wrinkles his nose but u seem excited and u mention pizza so. cut to then and uve already cleaned up, in ur robe, hair clipped up. u got the tub all ready for him and hes kinda embarrassed like … i dont need to take a bath??? but u whine at him so he obliges, shutting away to clean up. u keep checking on him and hes kinda drowsy bc wow a hot bubble bath sure is relaxing he didnt really realize it. he comes out in the robe u bought for him and spots some cookies on the table along with .. bottles. sits down to get comfy w u and hes like whats that? whats this one? as u just out things on his face patting or rubbing. hes kinda fussy here and there but by the end of the night when ur cuddled together, full and watching a movie, hes pretty damn happy (and will ask to do this again)

charlie. uh. good luck w that. he spoils u with any products u want even if he has no clue what they do. ‘why do u need this acid for ur skin?’ ‘its not acid!’ ‘it says acid right here.’ his favorite activity is to admire u at ur vanity when ur getting together after a shower/bath, just so sweet. ull ask multiple times if u can try this on him or that or if he wants to use this thing, he always says no. itd probably happen one night when ur super sad .. probably been having a few rough days and ur feeling real down. he draws u a bath and gets it all ready, and he surprises u by stripping as well. he’ll coddle u and coo, being all kissy and sweet. the new part however is when he gestures haphazardly and mutters smth abt u using ur weird lotions on him. ur kinda confused and he stammers like ‘well. u keep askin. yknow, u wanna put one of those weird masks on me or somethin?’ ohhh u just light up. u get to use ur sweet smelling exfoliation scrub and the matching body wash, and then out of the tub u put a headband on him and a mask. ohhfnfnfn the look he gives himself in the mirror is so funny. like. hes pissed but ur giggling is making it all worth it. complains about having to wait for how long? ten minutes? ugh. lays back in bed with u though and plays w ur hair, and when times up u toss them away in the trash and pat moisturizer on his face. he thinks it feels kinda weird till it dries and realizes his skin feels pretty soft. he realizes just how happy this has all made u so he makes sure to do it again every now and then

[walkersbeloved]

kinda just wanna know ur thoughts on any specific nasty pervert behaviors the boys have … my special one is tht charlie is a huuuge panty sniffer (simon too)

rob likes smells. i always think about how michelle had that sweat stain in between her boobs, but rob was still always looking and flirting with her. i think he’d just like when you stink a little. he’s always in the wilderness in the boiling sun, so he’s used to it and prefers it. he’ll ask to put his face in your armpit or between your legs on particularly hot days, after you finish working out and just smell you while humping the couch or the bed or your side. he also likes body hair, not even just pubic hair either(which he will play with like a stim toy), but all of it. when the hair under ur arms is starting to grow out you’ll find him just staring at it and wanting to touch it. if you’re someone who grows a happy trail, then he’d go feral for that. something about a little trail leading down to ur pussy/cock makes him feel dizzy.

simon likes touching you while you sleep. you two have an agreement about it, but it is constant. like you’ll often wake up to his hands groping your tits or his boner pressed against your butt, whining and huffing into your neck while he humps you. sometimes he just likes to stick his hands down your pants and play with your pubes or your vulva, loves to just touch and feel it and whines when he feels you starting to get wet, shoving his fingers in your cuz he just can’t help it and tries to memorize how you feel inside. he also likes breast milk im sorry😭like obviously there’s no way for him to get it from you (unless you really wanna go down that route, which ur free to) so he just mindlessly sucks on ur nipple and makes u pretend like ur feeding him. also yes he’s a huge panty sniffer and a pant thief. he has 10 in his pockets at all times like you can’t obviously fucking see that. he’s into cross dressing too, not only does he steal ur panties, but he wears them too. he’ll let you put lipstick on his pouty lips and then flush when you tell him how pretty he looks and smear it all over his mouth with yours.

luke likes anal play. which isn’t a pervert behavior really, but i think he’d be so ashamed about it that it would be for him. he spends late nights under the covers with his fingers inside himself, trying to find the right angle to reach his prostate, accidentally locking up his arm and shoulder from reaching too far. also very much not everyone’s thing, but i think he’d be into holding his pee. going to practice with a full bladder and feeling it move around while he runs and plays, slowly getting worse and worse. also he’d totally wearing plugs during games and practice. he likes doing discrete things in public cuz he gets off on having his own little secret. AND cross dressing. loves little panties beneath his shorts during a game.

seb is probably like. a chronic humper, i’m sorry. it’s like he’s a puppy the way he’s constantly trying to stimulate himself. he’s always got a hand down his pants or groping himself over his pants, grinding against you or a pillow or the sheets. he’s always whining and whimpering as he does it, not even trying to get off, it’s just like a itch he can’t scratch, his cock hard and twitching all the time.

father anthony thinks all his sexual behaviors are perverted, so he’s not exactly out there on the spectrum, but edging. he’s not even supposed to masturbate because of his oath, but he just can’t…help it, so he figures if he just edges himself, the technically…it doesn’t count. and he can go for long periods of time too. i’m talking weeks where all he does he work himself up over and over again before stopping and going to bed. this unfortunately leads to him often making a mess in his pants when he doesn’t mean too. being so worked up makes him weak to the smallest touch. one time all he did was accidentally brush his cock against the edge of a desk and he came immediately, hips stuttering and moaning so loud he had to slap his hand over his mouth. but he honestly prefers it that way, cuz if he’s not cumming on purpose, then he’s not doing anything wrong or breaking any rules. also he likes to wear panties too, white cotton ones. he’ll eventually work himself up to lace and thongs, but to him, even white cotton is dirty.

charlie likes to watch you. he has cameras installed in the house that he watches 24/7 when he’s at work. it’s because he’s paranoid about your safety, but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t get off on watching you like that. you can decide if you know about the cameras or not, whatever floats your boat, but either way one day he’ll catch you masturbating. he’s got his phone propped up on one of those things you stick to ur dash to hold it, driving his boss around, when you start slipping ur hand into ur panties. he almost crashes the car from how quickly he jerks the phone away from anyone else’s view, angling it just toward him as he watches out of the corner of his eye the whole drive.

nikolai is obsessed with leaving his scent on you or on your things. this could include one specific thing, but not everyone is into that so i won’t go into it, but he also cums on all ur things. your underwear, your tops, your bedsheets. he always does it when you aren’t home, sneaking into your room and getting himself over and over. you’ll come home to your bed and clothes being an absolute mess and have to scold him for it, immediately washing everything which only makes him grumpy because you’re ruining all his hard work, and it’s a never ending cycle.

hook is just a peeping tom. he’s never not trying to look thru ur windows and get a glance of you, watching you when you come out of the shower, when you work out, etc etc.

ernst is honestly a huge pervert, but i really don’t think he means to be😭it’s just that he’s so inexperienced that he’s terminally curious about everything. he steals ur underwear just to stare at them and smell them, he peeps on you bathing cuz he’s never seen another person naked before, he tries to get glances up ur skirt cuz he just wants to know what’s under there. if you were to ever call him out on it he’d look like a deer in headlights and start crying immediately from shame and embarrassment. honestly, he’s not even fully aware everything he’s doing is wrong. deep down he knows it has to be a secret, but he doesn’t entirely process how invasive and perverted he’s being.

[amityandeir]

Throwback to one the most iconic moments of the sport.

THIS is what we are missing nowadays.

The amount of pure pettiness and drama F1 used to have.

Also I love the part during podium ceremony where Lewis pulled Seb up on the first step with him.

Credit for the gifs to @chasingpegasus

[glitradora]

i want this boy commiting tax fraud when he returns

make aunt Val proud Seb

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[rbertsugden]

boooo

[sewellove-deactivated9782]

hands..

[gothushi]

kinktober masterlist!

here it finally is every1! it’s spooky horny time, and here i present the prompt/masterlist for my first ever kinktober. i’ve drafted up prompts for all 31 days, but if u do any of these, feel free to do whatever ones u like!

i personally will attempt to do all 31 (most being drabbles or headcanons) i’ll be linking them/adding who is was written with as the days go on

———————♡

week one;

1. scent kink, rob

2. nipple play, hook

3. phone sex, seb

4. restraints, simon

5. cock sleeves, father anthony

week two;

6. double penetration, hook

7. manhandling, rob

8. shower/bath sex, astarion

9. spanking, father anthony

10. ghost sex

11. size kink, simon

12. temperature play, mark

week three;

13. face sitting, nikolai

14. thigh riding, nikolai

15. collaring

16. mating press, rob

17. cucking

18. facetime/videos, rob

19. cum lube/creampie

week four;

20. high sex/shotgunning

21. rimming

22. impact play, charlie

23. handjob, rob

24. public sex, luke

25. oral fixation, astarion

26. choking, quinten

week five;

27. against a wall/window, hook

28. pegging

29. toys

30. morning sex

31. aftercare

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[walkersbeloved]

Head Canon Question!

What type of lady and/or guy would each of our boys would prefer when it comes to dating?

ohhh i love this question :)

simon: as for men, i’ve always said that he loves bears and otters. big hairy men that can crush him with their body weight. he luvs shoving his face in their chests and burrowing into their hair like a cat. as for girls, i think he’d love soft & sweet looking girls who toss him around. he likes being spoken to all condescending, cooed at while he’s forced onto his knees and told to stop talking.

rob: shy sweet girls who are baby so to speak. he loves taking care of people, so i think he’d lean towards ppl who age regress cuz he likes being their carer. pouty and has a tendency to throw tantrums and talk back makes him chuckle and beam :)

seb: someone who talks as much as he does. he’s always falling in love with the weird ones. he just loves to yap and be yapped to about anything and everything and they gotta be willing to shit talk with him too.

luke: luke loves prettttttttyyy ppl. he’s still new in terms of exploring his attraction to men, but anyone who’s just *so pretty* catches his attention immediately. and he loves to be bossed around so bonus points if they’re dominant.

ernst: i think ernst probably just likes anyone who’s pretty😭he’s still very much in that “OO A GIRL!” phase that i don’t think he thinks too much about specific types. but he’d really thrive with a girl who thinks he’s interesting and listens to him info dump and is probably nerdy themselves.

father anthony: he would fall for anyone, i think. he’s probably the only one without a type at all. he just enjoys affection and giving affection.

charlie: similar to rob, sweet nd shy nd baby. loves to take care of them and buy them anything they could possibly want. also helps if they’re a little twisted and have a thing for knives and blood.

hook: princess types. spoiled little brats that beg for anything and everything from him and talk back. it gets him going so much cuz he gets a thrill out of being talked to like that and putting them in their place.

nikolai: shy & sweet girls, but also weird girls. really i think he’d be into anyone who’s enamored by violence. just likes to have his little princess or prince by his side and do everything with them.

et: anyone who’s weird and fucked up. tons of tattoos and piercings and loves nerdy creepy shit.

astarion: bears💜i think astarion can be attracted to anyone, but he definitely leans towards assertive ppl who are tall and strong. halsin and karlach are undoubtedly his type imo.

sorry ik this isn’t as in depth as i usually do but i am sooooo sleep deprived rn.

[somethingblu3]

Neil literally appears in a scene for less than 2 minutes and I make up years worth of backstory for his characters in my head...

[joysmercer]

instead of 406 we shouldve had rina orchestrating a wild plan to save the show. every other season had a Wild Plan and this one wouldve paralleled s1 so so well

[renamusing]

guys chill. there's no reason for ryan to hurry back bc there's literally nothing for robert to do atm. they can't fit him into any sl and he is too big a character to simply come back to "fix" aaron, plus they are already doing that with chas, not to mention rob's return will have a bigger impact if aaron is stable and already seeing someone else (that way they can give us the ultimate fantasy aka affair 3.0) though i think it would be really funny if they threw rob into the whole caleb/kim feud as some shady contact of caleb's who is actually looking to get home farm for himself cause that's what robert always defaults to short of aaron, and then when cain finally finds out who has been helping caleb behind the scenes (bc cain always finds out innit) he goes ballistic and caleb is like "wot now?" and cain is foaming at the mouth "thats aaron's ex!" and caleb shrugs " ex-boyfriend? so?" and cain just shakes his head "no, his husband!" and then in comes robert all smug&smiles trying to hide the fucked up broken person inside ready to make everything worse for everybody :DDDDD

[pooopopop]

I’m absolutely fascinated. I want to pick their brains. Do you think this is projection? It has to be, right? For them to be so mad and scandalized by the prospect of forehead-touching. A pose that every single actor has done, which ironically Misha has probably done the most of.

I wasn’t going to try to save them all, you get the picture LMAO. Bonus content because Pinterest is an absolutely bottomless pit: