#roland and jake

[xxdoubledaisyxx]

minimum opus,

the last survivors escape from cataclysm

The Big Bang itself.

the end

of beginnings.

There are four on stage,

one apart in darkness

three do not see the fourth

exit stage left

Two are ahead,

one is behind

and in trouble.

The cataclysm continues

in death

even more than life

curtain drop

scene change

I did what had to be done,

and he was ready.

fin.

If you are seeking enlightenment and find yourself at a point crying out for heaven's judgment to deliver divine retribution upon your wretched, miserable, existence for enjoying a bowl of home cooked noodle pasta so much, you've gone too far.

Go back to the darkness.

Yes. Please.

Accept that you are a sinner and go back into the darkness to enjoy your meal.

I'm not forbidding you from going further...

God damn it! Don't make me kill you over a bowl of noodles I never wanted to take away! If I had them, you could be the Lord and I would be nowhere to be seen eating those noodles like a good little Niku and you'd never hear a peep.

That's the key point to attaining enlightenment. When you get there, you want to leave. The thing is to not stray too far away that you can't check in at a moment's notice, because that moment comes and goes at the same time and you have to always be ready to meet it.

That's why prayer is good practice and repetition of traditional forms can also be helpful.

For everyone else-- my people, the femboy friendly outcasts group with a guild leader named Niku who keeps HoneyYumYum running smoothly in a totally fictional and imaginary realm of consciousness called the storyverse. I shall give you this formal content to use as repetition prayer if you wish. You will be able to tell the bastards who confront you for whatever arrogant reason and closeted desires that don't concern you, except they cause you trouble anyway only to regret it later, when they do from time to time in reasonably expected adult ignorance. You can tell them that it came from here and now and they will have no argument to challenge you with besides a theological one for old men in a sauna and women at the hot spring, necessarily different. (woe to you who surreptitiously uses the one power when you are a man in the hot spring or a maiden in the sauna)

Use these words as you will:

...

Whether the donkey or the bridle was first

we can be sure they go together.

Whether the donkey or the rider was first

we contemplate eternally with Nico

whether you are a donkey, a donkey dingler, or a bagel bringer

all of us need to accept the bridle of a beast.

He will be there at the last moment

before it is too late

when all hope is lost

and life is the worst.

He will be there to change the game

turn the tables

and open the way

by the one power

of the one power

divine vengeance and wrath

upon evil

precise and accurate

sparing the humble

unless petitioned

or required.

What else can you want from our holy man

who began the way

way of the story neverending.

Go in peace and be afraid,

or suffer the wrath of justice

when I strike you down

in glory and righteousness fury

one power

of my own.

choombasa

[the-twiggles]

[rennycade]

Slow Mutants

[spockvarietyhour]

The Day After Tomorrow (2004) directed by Roland Emmerich

[anicebowlofoatmeal]

One of the things I love about the Dark Tower is the way the language of Mid-World is done. It’s a language that shares much with ours, but it has such a distinct feel to it; for example, if you’re clever, you’re mighty trig. If you want to know if someone understands you say “ya ken” or “ya kennit”, and don’t even get me started on the regional stuff. No matter what your opinion on King is, he’s has a way with language, and he knows how to make a world believable.

[emiko-matsui]

tag this with your ideal d20 sidequest cast. personally it's zac oyama, lou wilson, izzy roland, ify nwadiwe, jake hurwitz, and becca scott

[demonfowl]

I've been reading the first Dark Tower book recently and it's been fun. Reminds me of Hyperion.

[dmfinnwritesstuff]

I HAVE FINISHED THE WASTELANDS! HERE ARE SOME MEMES:

Honestly, my favorite book of the series so far. Its fucking crazy, i love it.

[ka-19]

dark tower tumblr!!!! i finally did it!!!!!

anyone can join, and feel free to share this with any non-tumblrinas that are into the dark tower!!!

(also i updated the post and i think the link shouldnt expire anymore? just lmk if it does ^^)

[fefuckability]

Blazing Blade Qualifier 4

Feel free to reblog and comment with your reasons!

[heavenlycinema]

The Day After Tomorrow 2004

Dir. Roland Emmerich

“Have you ever seen the air so clear?”

[rennycade]

Bullet Trick

[stratusdoll]

I want to love!

[violyet]

When will 2rivers be more chill fans realize it’s disrespectful and rude to draw the 2rivers cast with Broadway bmc songs??😭😭

idgaf which cast you prefer or draw but don’t hate on the Broadway cast and then use their song and draw NOT the people singing in it??? Yall are using Broadway upgrade and drawing 2 white actors to 2 black actors voices when half of the cast is the same anyway whyyyy 😭😭 go hate on will Roland but using HIS voice and drawing will c to it jsut makes you look incredibly dumb 😍🤞🤞🤞 you use YOUR albums songs and if you want to use the broadway songs draw THAT CAST. the voices don’t even match up to the other actors like it makes no sense 😭

As a fan of both casts it pisses me off 😭😭😭 Broadway bmc gets no representation anyway and for the only animatics or fanarts of Broadway songs to be the 2rivers cast when they literally get EVERYTHING else is soooooo annoying DO BETTER CHAT 😡😡😡😡

Drawing Jake Boyd to Britton Smiths Jake is sooooo racist!!!!!!! So stop 🥰🥰🥰🥰 not that hard to use correct audios!

[glueboy-19]

rereading the dark tower is crazy there was so much said in the first book about the original ka tet that i never really realised until now what do u mean

[finelytaylored]

Capt. Steven Hiller: “just make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their upright and locked position.”

🤝

Lt. Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin: “Please, fasten your seat belts, return the tray tables to their locked and upright positions and prepare for landing.”