#rolando dsaf

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Listing all the Gems for my DSaF Gem AU :

Henry = Pink Beryl/Morganite (Pink diamonds assistant/advisor)

Dave = Purple Topaz (Deformed Body Guard)

Jack = Amber (Soldier)

Spite = Black Fossil Coral (Half-Corrupted)

Dee = Black spinel (Entertainer)

UNSURE :

Peter = Blue-red Pietersite/Sapphire/Opal

Steven = Heliotrope/Ruby/Black opal

Both of them are helpers

Rolando = Bloodstone/Sunstone

Charles = Golden Beryl/Heliodor/Rubelite

SIDE CHARACTERS :

Jimbo = Moonstone (Cleaner)

Matt = Howlite (Mime)

Martha = Green Beryl/Emerald

David = Unakite

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

hey Roomba's how are you?

Roomba Jack: “existence is pain”

Roomba Dave: “ALL IS WELL! though not many people to ruin the ankles of sadly”

Roomba Henry: ... nothing worth mentioning 

Roomba Rolando: cooking for whoever shows up is quite enjoyable though the lockdown has been ... rough so to speak my child 

Roomba Matt: ... still a virgin so doing fine!

[pepperedstarz]

cue a man standing in an alleyway with glowing blue eyes

"now that you know who that Charlie guy is got any headcannons?"

IS THAT??? SANS UNDERTALE?!?!??! OH MY GOD!!!

I’ve been on the hunt through Charlie’s blog to try and make sense of this chaotic guy, but... I now seem to know more about Charlie and his universe at the cost of being even further from understanding it x”3 I wanted to cover a bit of information in case any of my inputs overlap what’s already canon and I doubt I’ve covered half of the information that’s been shared on this blog, but LET’S GO!! HEAD-CANONS FOR CHARLIE THE CURSED PHONE GUY!!!

I didn't find anything saying Charlie's specific gender so, I'd like to introduce alongside his hobby (???) of taking genders that he simply does not have one himself nor want one ! He's basically got a whole market of selling genders at this point.

Also while discussing genders, does Charlie keep them in cups, buckets or jars? I automatically assumed that it would be best to keep genders in jars to prevent them getting dusty, however that could add the flavour to the gender, I suppose. Or if he has a singular bucket of genders and pulls specific ones out of the bucket like they're worms on a string and just dumps them into cups for selling purposes.

That one seems more like it, I think. Sorry for this terrible edit LMAO I just had to show what I was thinking of.

Also, I was pondering the reason why he takes genders. Is it just to bother people? Most likely so! However, it would be funny to think he collects them like some sort of raven with shiny objects but, I think I’m focusing too much on one thing lol

I have a feeling that Charlie’s pocket void would be the smallest pocket on his outfit, I don’t know why - I just have a feeling. Just imagine him like shoving some fucking weirdo into a pen pocket or like the one tiny breast pocket some suits have that are more often than not fake, like???

This is less about Charlie and more about the restaurant, but... most adults probably die from the vodka pool - DSAF overall has a loving relationship with arson and fires, so.... That’s something to be concerned about! And if those adults don’t drink to death from the pool ‘water’ they can always swim down 50 metres to buy cocaine from some toddlers. I mean, they can’t die from that! /s

Speaking of cocaine, the location has a gold vending machine, if I’m not mistaken. I reckon it has a gold dust option and people probably mix it with their cocaine in the bathrooms, let's be honest.

This is more of me discussing and poking at what I know of Charlie rather than a head-canon list, not gonna lie. Charlie is the most elaborate laid out shitpost of a character I have ever seen, and I genuinely think he is so rad, but so confusing! Soul described him as like an SCP and I agree x”3

ALSO, KIND OF UNRELATED, BUT THE ROLANDO ROOMBA?? Has my heart <3 /p

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

important events in Charlie’s Timeline

be sure to check out below if your curious about charlie’s timeline!

Charlie was created by Dr. Henry Miller and William Afton in 1973 the same year the two killed Dee Kennedy he was made using an old children’s phone from one of Henry’s victims and the body of a private detective who’s name was Charles Townsend.

Charles Townsend was the recently retired head of a government organization known as (Charlie’s Angels) he wanted to investigate Henry without the aid of his agents his plan was to catch him in the act and settle down after he caught him.

things didn’t go according to plan and Henry snapped his neck killing him.

Details on other things Charlie was created with can be found in his blueprint.

Henry’s experiment with Charlie was to see how a restaurant could function with cleaning machines as it’s entertainers stealing the fazbender’s brand and chararters in another country aka Canada in the province of Ontario.

Charlie never used his laser eyes to kill any children much to Henry’s dismay but from the reports he got from watching thru his eyes he got much of the data he needed before being taken to the void by blackjack. 

dsaf: good ending 

dsaf 2: legacy ending then good ending 

((because jack did a legacy timeline first before the good it caused the timeline to glitch a bit so Jimbo the janitor was between life and death hence why he became a shadow phantom several years later)) 

dsaf 3: good ending

what happened to the workers? 

Rolando died in a hospital bed peacefully in 2012.

Matt is working at Gemni’s Trash Fazbenders.

Peter and Caroline died on their way back home from a vacation in 2018 

Harry, Jake, Roger all are roommates living together in Jakes home town that way Jake can visit his son anytime he wants. 

Steven was mauled by a hoard of raccoons as he tried to escape the factory he managed to get a mile away shockingly this was shortly after the good ending in dsaf 1 so 1987.

timeline of the restaurant

it officially opened April 10th 1973 at first the restaurant was much like a normal Freddy’s but after Henry Disappeared Charlie started to get ideas on how to improve he researched and took notes on other locations why they shut down and what made them poplar. 

in 1985 up untill 2005 Charlie had his receiver replaced with a red afro and his location was very disco themed.

in 2000 Charlie took a trip to the anarchic where he found a baby walrus covered in blood and polar bears about to eat it Charlie litearly picked the bears up and threw them away before picking up the walrus and taking it back to his location.

the walrus got very poplar this walrus was his first of many her name was Richard. in 2010 she sadly died of old age so Charlie spent the next 5 years going around EVERY SINGLE zoo in the united states and causing chaos and stealing all the walrus he could... he also stole a baby seal thinking it was a walrus but kept it. 

there is more! but i won’t put it all in one single post if you wanna know more about Charlie’s timeline ask him yourself! it’s very simple just ask him what happened a certain year and he’ll tell you whatever happened then.