luluuuuuu listen the eclipse and mercury retrograde are making me so irritable that i'm like done with civilization 😞 and i'm just imagining dating eddie and coming home to him all exhausted and tense and him being like "i know a good way to relieve tension" ouagaggghhhh
oh goddddd rose why would you say this I have no Eddie to come home to :(((
he can read you so well. knows you’re not being short w/him on purpose, you’re just cranky and tired and your rhythm’s all thrown off.
he gets you to sit in front of him on the couch under the guise of watching a fast times rerun and gives you a scalp massage for the ages. big fingers slotting around the space above your ears, dripping down your neck, finding all the little notches that make you putty against his legs.
and when you’re all pliant and sweet, he gets his thumbs into the space between your neck and shoulders on either side, holding you in place so he can bend down to murmur in your ear- “y’want to sleep this attitude off or should I fuck it out of you?”