#rubbing my face against like cat

[homoeroticgrappling]

I know it's meant to be the "before" to show how he got back into shape but I saw his tummy and blacked out

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x03 | Warning Signs

[ofmd-ann]

Rhys Darby - The Cryptid Factor Patreon (Vid: En Route to Pioneer Town)

[thatcjacket]

just found out there's a far cry 3 vr arcade game and there's a location where I live i cant even fucking imagine how much I'd embarrass myself when vaas shows up..

[schadentekkers]

[menzoberras]

MUFFLED SCREAMING.

[kakashihasibs]

[quietwingsinthesky]

seriously i cannot emphasize enough how awesome T is. is facial hair so so itchy? yes. but is it also amazing and awesome and so cool? definitely. i am either fuzzy or prickly all the time and it's great. very occasionally i am smooth, but it doesn't last very long!

[sanrioseb]

making the most inhumane noises staring at that pic i cant stop squirming ..i need more bearded mark in my life

[andy-clutterbuck]

[forsty]

okay one more Mav and Rooster thought... After ~15 years of not being on good terms they're both a little touch-starved so after they make up, they take every chance they get to be physically affectionate with one another. I’m talking shoulder/face/hand touches, heads on shoulders, side (and full of course but those are tough to do casually) hugs, hair ruffles, forehead/temple/crown-of-head kisses, the whole nine yards

Which leads me to my headcanon that one of the daggers managed to snap a candid of Mav pulling Rooster down with an arm around his shoulders to kiss his cheek while Rooster was mid-laugh and sent it to Mav afterwards. The picture then promptly joined Mav's photo wall right next to the one of them on the carrier after the mission

as a touch-starved person myself, I 100% agree with this YES I MEAN LOOK AT THE TOUCH STARVED ROOSTER I DREW

platonic touches are so important, so very important, and I can definetly see this being a thing between them

WHY? GLAD YOU ASKED

Because it was a thing between Goose and Carole and Mav too. Carole would 100% kiss Mav's cheek all the time and hug him, and Goose and Mav never too far apart or else they might die from touch-starvation 😔

So Bradley grows up in a home where touch is a big thing, a big thing of comfort and safety and family.

I also like to think this is something Mav starts doing in small doses to the other dagger members. It's how he shows affection. Gentle touches of affirmation, shoulder pats and back pats and all those kind of things.

AND YES I AGREE WITH YOUR HEADCANON Mav is gonna need more space for all the pictures he's gonna have to put up there ohmygosh

(When a human strokes your skin That is when you let them in) AURORA - Through the eyes of a child

[cherry-shipping]

ummmm i scritch horrortale sans' chin and he drools a lot!?!?!? thats something i havent said before!?!?

[phantomrose96]

Okay I have a story.

So my birthday is this Sunday (May 26th). My mom ordered some presents for me but one of them (an Etsy purchase) was seemingly stuck in transit and might not make it on time. I tell my mom all good, no worries. She gets in contact with the seller. After a long delay in response they get back with "Right we'll fix it!" It ships, tracking label and everything, good to go! ETA May 22nd (yesterday.)

During the work day I check the tracking and it says it's been delivered in/at mailbox! I double check with my mom "hey, is it mailbox size?" because if not, I don't want it sitting at the front door where anyone walking by could snag it.

She says "it's definitely NOT mailbox size." Okay. I text my neighbors in the building "Anyone seen a package delivered? It's a birthday gift from my mom and I wanna make sure it gets inside!" Success! Floor 2 David (not to be confused with Floor 1 David) had brought it inside. Inform my mom. All good!

I stop by home briefly around 4pm, because yesterday was hot-hot and I just installed my window A/C that morning in the living room, and according to my cat cam my stupid cat hasn't spent a single second in the climate controlled living room and is, instead, voluntarily baking herself elsewhere so I'm like "great" and hop on my bike to go home (10 minute ride) to check on her.

I get in the building door. Patches is crying from the top floor because she heard me. I maneuver my bike in the front hall. The ugliest fucking 6-foot-tall cat tree(?)/totem(?)/statue(?) I've seen in my entire life is just. Standing there.

My first thought is "What the fuck is that." My second thought is "Oh fuck that is for me." I look around at the floor in case there's perhaps anything else that might, in fact, be the gift.

No. Me and Cat Pole.

It's taller than me. I turn it around to face me and its face is painted and this is, in fact, uglier than it looked from the back.

Um.

Patches is crying. So I just haul it up to my level. MAYBE it was supposed to come with twine that I wrap around it (and hide its face from the world) for Patches to scratch. Maybe this is a prank. Maybe this is an inside joke, because when my mom moved into her current house the neighborhood gifted her some ugly-as-hell totem that apparently, by tradition, each newest-comer to the neighborhood is required to have and display in their window so maybe this is a very good riff on that.

Patches rubs against it. She's not afraid of this horrid facsimile of her kind.

Great.

Meanwhile SHE'S fine and the condo is a little toasty but totally liveable so I'm like "Good, cool, you're not baking. You're having a good time. Enjoy your new sister, I guess, I'll see you later."

I go back to work because this is a problem for later me.

After work, after my run, after whatever, I get home and it's like 8:00pm and Patches is so happy to see me and the totem pole is still just. There.

I text my friends like "so a bday gift is here from my mom and it's the Biggest Ugliest cat pole I've seen in my life. Is this a bit? Did my mom go 'that's so ugly haha! send!' Maybe she genuinely found it cute. How do I navigate this." My friend Sarah has the good advice to maybe text my mom neutrally like "Got the cat pole!" and feel the waters whether my mom is like "Isn't it ugly? 😂" or "Hope Patches likes it! 🥰"

My mom goes to bed early so I don't do any of that yet. Problem for tomorrow me.

This morning, Patches wakes me up for breakfast. I get her situated and I'm staring at the fucking Cat Pole again. I wonder if my Mom's been wondering all night what I thought of it.

I take a picture. I text her.

Okay.

I get on call with my mom. I ask for clarity that the ungodly horrid thing is NOT my birthday gift and is in fact a mix-up from the seller who sent me this instead of my actual gift. She's wheezing between words. She thinks I'm being too charitable for the amount of Absolute Fucking Ugly this is. I have to gently talk her out of using the word "monstrosity" while messaging the seller asking what the hell happened here.

I tell her I need to apologize for harming her dignity with Floor 2 David, who thinks this fucking thing is my mom's idea of a great birthday gift for her to-be-28-year-old daughter.

My heart goes out to the poor soul who did actually order this cat totem and is lacking it on this lovely day.

[the-l0vec4t]

are you a little mischevious.????

sometimes hehehe…

[fnvbennygecko]

>_<

[a-sleepy-ginger]

21/3/24

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Cake for lunch

Was really comfy in bed when I woke up

Got economics assessment done

Got alot of cuddles from my cat