#sablée

[kris33390]

Pâte brisée salée

28mai J’ai déjà publié la liste des recettes de pâtes, brisée, sablé… https://humm.loverde.fr/pate-sablee-et-pate-classique/ Il manquait la pâte brisée salée. Pour la quiche il n’y a pas de sucre ! Ingrédients • 200 g de farine • 100 g de beurre mou • sel • 1/2 verre d’eau Préparation Bien mélanger la farine et le beurre mou sans oublier le sel. Ajouter 1/2 verre d’eau, pétrir à peine du bout des…

[republicsglory]

awawa

stardust cookie's astral guest

so so so the main concept of the fan update

[kitty-n-classe]

@lalovenenoso

[vsnapdragon]

Silly old people

[robespapier]

For Fouché Friday @tierseta, Fouché savouring a shortbread while the aristocrat in hiding who sold it to him almost shits herself.

I was informed regularly by Charlotte, with whom this deceiver was back in touch. He was suggesting that, despite his family life, he had never gotten over their broken engagement. But she was very aware that he was only trying to mend his relationship with Robespierre through her. By chance this alert fox came across Mme de Valbreuse and her son, faubourg Saint Marcel. His expert eye immediately detected that this woman, carrying herself elegantly, wasn't confortable at all posing as a street merchant. And this zealous servant of the State went as far as to buy a shortbread biscuit from her. "Brown sugar of this quality is rare!", he noted as he tasted it. He prided himself on never forgetting a face, and was certain he had already seen her somewhere. Wasn't it in the Vendée, from which he was the representative? Mme de Valbreuse did her best to not show any emotion. Nor her or her son had a civic certificate. Moreover she worried that new documents compromising her husband had been found in the iron chest. Fouché was taking his sweet time savouring the biscuit while racking his memory. Would he put a name of Mme Valbreuse's face, that he had indeed met during his political campaign, when he visited Father Frédéric? Luckily for the viscountess, Fouché was expected. He took his leave. But she knew that he would be back soon, having guessed who she was. Ever since, she and her son where staying indoors.

La pensionnaire du bourreau, Olivier Dutaillis (also the book in which Robespierre likes the view from this window on the muscular young men working for Maurice Duplay).

[cookieclickercookieeater]

Sablés will be starting this week off. from a brief google, it seems like sablés and palets are very similar cookies, so my hopes aren't high for me loving this cookie. I again had hot chocolate with this one. I got Les Sablés de La Mére Poulard for these cookies.

Honestly, these taste almost exactly the same as the palets. Dry and crunchy, with a toasted butter flavor, although these have a faint bit of vanilla flavor as well. They dunk well, but like the palets, they're just not to my taste.

2/5

[tamiisnthere]

I finally rigged Robert de Sablé, one of my favourite AC villains! 😈

[teecupangel]

pardon me if I am insensible with cold medicine but consider

in the thing I suggested where Desmond replaces Altaïr and ends up in Malik's arms as he grieves growing in place of (what he considers to be) a better man

imagine that

Altaïr

ends up reborn as Robert de Sablé

as in, Altaïr fully remembers his life, how it went without Desmond's interference

and then found himself being reborn as an enemy to the assassins

of course, when he gets to the Levant and learns there's still an eagle of masyaf, he has to assume that it's Robert, switched with him at birth

he can't say why this has happened, but he does know that he made mistakes in his first life, mistakes he is trying to rectify as a member of the Templar order

but of course he has to be wary of "Altaïr" aka Robert and whatever he's planning

could this all be an incredibly long game to get the Apple of Eden?

cue a LOT of Altaïr being sneaky and suspicious ans trying to strategize as Robert (and of course promoting Maria in the organization as soon as he could without tarnishing her reputation)

And Deamond just like wow i don't remember Robert being such a shifty fuck before, weird

Guess Altaïr just glossed over a lot of that in favor of fights

The Desmond replaced Altaïr comment from @twitcherpated (that’s in this post):

in the same vein as the other sad ideas I've been pitching, consider: Desmond gets reborn, Yew Branches style, not as someone in Altaïr's orbit but as Altaïr himself. He's guilty and depressed about replacing a man he can't live up to, but at least he takes comfort in Malik being around. He always liked him in Altaïr's memories, and now he has a chance to get close to him, spend time with him, think about him when he should be training--oh no.

One of the problems I think Altaïr would face with being reborn as Robert is his relationship with Maria. Maria doesn’t strike me as the type of person who would have a romantic relationship with her boss, she’s too much of an honorable person to do something like that. Their relationship would be strictly professional and Altaïr would forever miss his dear wife, of course, but he would know that the Maria who is working for him isn’t his wife.

Thinking she is would sully the memories of his wife and will be a great disservice to the Maria he has with him right now.

Whether they do get past that wall between them though is another question altogether.

The reason why I focused on this is because you wished for Maria to rise up the ranks and Altaïr would want that for her. He needs an ally he can trust completely in this den of snakes and he believes that Maria deserves recognition for her strength and chivalry.

BUT this is the 12th century and the Crusaders weren’t exactly known for being… ‘open-minded’ on this kind of thing.

The Crusaders would probably whisper behind their back how she slept her way to the top and other unflattering things about her. They’d ignore it, of course, but that meant that there will be many who would oppose Altaïr’s plans for reformation just because of his ‘treatment’ of Maria.

But the Templar Order though… now that’s another story. Altaïr taking on the mantle of the Grand Master of the Templar Order (shudder) would mean he has the chance of making the Templars more in line with de la Serre’s Templar faction in Unity and Maria will be his second in command. Those who are part of the Templar Order would definitely respect her.

As for Desmond…

Well…

Sure, Desmond is confused by Robert!Altaïr being a shifty fuck but just imagine Altaïr’s own confusion when he thinks Altaïr!Robert who is really Altaïr!Desmond being mostly a chill dude who obviously has a crush on Malik.

The horrific expression on Altaïr’s face when he sees that Malik feels the same way and the two idiots are being all lovey-dovey without even realizing it.

Altaïr wondering if all they needed to do to get Robert to be a chill more amicable dude was for him to fall in love. XD

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Okay, crazier idea:

Man, you know what would be even funnier? If Altaïr was reborn as Robert de Sablé in the idea where Desmond was reborn as one of King Richard’s illegitimate brothers.

Like, just imagine Desmond’s confusion to why this Robert de Sablé is… more cooperative and seemed to support his push for reforms in the Templar Order that goes against everything that the Templar Order actually stands for. He’s even willing to kill the really bad ones like Garnier for Desmond and Desmond’s just “What the fuck is happening? Why is he so reasonable and nice. Is Robert de Sablé actually a good guy???”

Altaïr, on the other hand, actually thinks that Desmond is a real historical figure that got lost in time or never made a mark in history because he has assassins (no, not Assassins, just those pathetic killers for hire kind) hounding him almost every day and one of them killed Desmond too early. Altaïr had to get Maria to coordinate with him so someone is always with Desmond because the nobility definitely wants King Richard’s “fuck y’all, I’m gonna change this country for the people, not for the powerful” illegitimate brother (and Desmond doesn’t even know what he’s doing is affecting the country) dead before he poisons King Richard’s mind with all these talks of equality and whatever. Altaïr honestly believes that Desmond died in the original timeline (which is true BUT not in the year Altaïr assumes) and that keeping Desmond alive would be key to keeping everyone he cared for safe and ushering in a better future for everyone.

And then we can fuck this even more by making the current Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad be any of the following:

The real Robert de Sablé - this would be the most fucked up timeline because you know that Robert will have his own plans already in place and might even have taken Al Mualim’s place already by the time 1191 rolls around.

Lucy - It would be funny and Lucy would be trying so hard to keep the timeline in check and then she sees Desmond who is just happy to see Altaïr (not thinking he’s had Altaïr with him for years even before this) and she’s like “who the hell is this guy???”. Also, just Lucy suffering the entire time trying to be Altaïr XD

Elijah - “How can we make Desmond’s life more complicated with this idea?” Bring in the son he never knew who is also a Sage and who may or may not have an agenda of his own in this entire mess. They never interacted with one another in canon, sure, but Elijah knew his father was Desmond Miles so the potential drama and angst are there.

Ezio - … just imagine Desmond and Altaïr’s confusion when they meet the supposed Altaïr who turns out to be so charismatic and well-liked that the Assassins honestly believed him when he said ‘yeah, Al Mualim’s a bad dude’ and has been the mentor by the year 1190…

[retrogeographie]

Sablé-sur-Sarthe, l’hôpital.

[niconomnom]

Sablé Cookie 🌟

[astipaxvancizbu]

Des sablés Batman pour fêter Noël avec les collègues 🦇

[grapeless-seeds]

oyster activates her gilf charm beam in the givenchy coat dress

[princess--bongwater]

republic 1/5: the elders

Because there are so many groups I'm splitting yhe post into different parts. There will be multiple posts. I will not link them to each other. find them yourself

[sparkling1012]

Devsisters slaying with npc cookies as always

[ayameiris4]

What Robert saw when Altaïr tried to attack him at Solomon’s Temple:

[tetroon]

dancing party

please, don't tag this as a pr0ship, thank you