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thatdeadaquarius · 4 months
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Soon.
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With a puzzled squint, you could see the adeptus was running over what you said in his mind, trying to parse out the meaning. Xiao then threw his head up out of his slight bow, almost glaring at you, “There is no task nor person more important than guarding you, my Lord. I will stand guard, worry not about my state.”
Nodding to you, he abruptly turned on his heel to shift to the side of the entrance to the mansion, his spear tall and ready. You’d have twitched a smile at him if you could, as you're sure he’s gotten a little more comfortable with you than when you first officially met. You’re also sure from meeting Zhongli just once in person that he’d have a small heart attack if he saw some of Xiao’s informal behavior.
But you’re glad he hasn’t, the more relaxed they are, especially considering your form, the better.
You duck inside, though the ceilings are so raised that you don’t have to go that low surprisingly. Huh, it was nice to be anticipated in a building usually sized for human heights. Wow. You’ve really reached the point of casually calling yourself inhuman.
…well, to be real with yourself right now, it might actually help to get more accustomed to that in case you’re never human again.
You also put that possibility back into the vault at the back of your mind.
HEY I live, again,
I had a big life update what with my sib graduating grad school (getting their masters degree) at the same time we both moved like 2 states over from our home state 😅
and unfortunately, i wasnt able to get my monster of a sequel out in time to post it remotely to get it out to you guys while i was afk
(as i havent had wifi/free time consistently in like 2-3 weeks)
which, phew, im finally able to be settled in one place enough to write again, and have enough time in the day to not be dealing wiht my apartment to write ToT
i hope you guys arent too mad at me! (or have forgotten me?? sobs)
also.
i hear Natlan's coming out. 👀
I don't think it'll be out before i post the full (3 chapters total planned) sequel, but just in case, disclaimer-
🪄I am not to be held liable for not writing about Natlan bc it wasnt out yet woooo🪄
anyway, yeah its also taking a bit bc i wanna post the completed thing all in one go, over the course of like 3 days or so, that way u guys can actually look forward to the next little chapter in a reasonable amount of time lmao
well yknow, if anyones still reading this or my blog lol
happy summer you guys! I hope u all are having a good one so far, esp those of you in school, heart going out to yall fr <33
Catch you on the flip side (ao3 side?)✌️
Safe Travels,
💀♒
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♡the beloveds♡
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dragong-dg · 4 months
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Pspspsps @thatdeadaquarius I got you some more food 🥺
Bro I tried to draw this thing from memory 😭
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lovesickeros · 2 years
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thinking about which one to spill...
hmm...
what about, darling and tsaritsa just snuggling each other and reader at the corner is like "omg corny- lame BOOOO, tomato tomato tomato"
just something small while i look at my library of Alexandria brain rots
-Pale/white
reader gets put in the timeout corner for their crimes more at 11
though tsaritsa's vs darling's reactions to bastard reader can be easily summarized by
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you can do no wrong w darling but the tsaritsa will not hesitate to put you in gay baby jail the moment you step out of line. she already has to deal w darling she is Tired.
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milksnake-tea · 1 year
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apparently sagau has infected hsr and while i have my own opinions on it i propose this
sahsrau but the reader isn't a god. nonono we don't do that we let the aeons deal with responsibility. no.
sahsrau except the reader is this eldritch apparition ghost looking thing with a gambling addiction who floats around the trailblazer and whose job is to feed into said trailblazer's intrusive thoughts and be horny. and ig occasionally turn people into indestructible weapons of mass destruction but yk that's kinda a side gig we're mainly here for the hot people
this is the only form of sahsrau i will accept i refuse to be omniscient in an absolute clown game like star rail no if we play with clowns we gotta join the circus
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obsessivelysweet · 2 months
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Our Lovely Scorched Sun
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Hello! Long time no see lol. I have just been busy with work and life, honestly, but I got some inspo and motivation, so here I am with this post. I wanted to do a different take on the SAGAU, but instead of normal creator, what if we had a presence of an Eldritch horror? Just being near us hurts them or touching our skin burns them, ya know? Like that kind of route. Reader is FemReader! Also, this is gonna be multiple parts! Also, sorry for any errors! I tried my best, hope you enjoy!
Warnings: Blood, gore, self h4rm, mental breakdowns, angst.
Story under the cut!
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You were their god, their salvation during dark times, their reason for living. When you finally descended into Teyvat, you were stunning, breathtaking even. A white flowly dress hugged your form as Teyvat softened your fall with flowers beneath you.
Your (h/c) falling around you like soft leaves, outlining your face. You were sleeping peacefully.
It was so serene.
You were beautiful even as they watched you softly fall.
Your followers were kneeling before you when you awoke from your slumber. Everything was hazy as your eyelashes fluttered open, the sun blazing onto your face, the gentle breeze softly pecking your cheek, and the soft whispers of people felt so surreal yet warm.
You looked around to see the characters you loved so dearly look at you with admiration, waiting for you to speak. It was truly a blessing to witness their creator finally here, with them, about to be worshiped by them.
However, this serene scene soon turned into cries of pain. Everything happened so fast. One moment, the characters you loved reaching to help you up, and the next moment, they recoil back screaming in agony as their skin blisters from something boiling hot.
It wasn't just their skin, either. It was their eyes as they looked upon you. It felt like they were staring into the sun, like daggers stabbing their eyes countless of time. Eyes tearing up from the intense pain, bloodshot even.
However, amongst the chaos, your followers still tried to comfort you as you began to panic as the scene got worse. They just wanted to help and make sure you were safe. However, even those followers got burned. Without thinking you got up and ran away, scared from what was happening, you didn't know if it was you causeing it or something else, but your mind said to run. Your followers screamed your name to come back, and even as they were screaming cries of pain, they still wanted their creator with them.
Months passed, and everyone learned how to live with their creator. You in the lavish palace they made for you, adorned with the most finest furnishings, colors, and flowers. You don't see any of the characters or be close to them at all. You have to stay in the palace, almost like a bird in a cage, alone. The only company you have is the sky and the breeze of the winds outside from your windows.
You gotten used to the quiet halls and the echoing audeince chamber. This was the only way for everyone to be safe.
You kept saying to yourself, "No more pain or screams from anyone."
When its time to eat, get new supplies, or get letters they wrote, a trusted follower will come inside your abode. The follower will put everything where its meant to be, while you are on the other side far from them, so your presnce doesnt effect them. This took a while to figure out, but if you're a good distance from them, they're safe.
Once you hear a bell ring, that's your cue that you can go back. This is how yall coexist, their creator safe and sound, and your followers are safe and sound. However, no one was truly happy in this situation. You were lonely, touch starved for human interaction, while your follwoers wanted to be closer to you, help you, be by your side..to fully worship you. It was years when you finally snapped, sick of being truly alone, you wanted to end it all. You were tired of just existing.
God, you were tired.
You started thrashing around your room, throwing plants, pillows, perfums, candles, anything really you can get your hands on. Suddenly, you hear a crash, and like a sign, you look towards the noise only to find your vanity mirror. It was broken, some pieces fell onto the marble floor, while the rest stayed in the mirror. Walking towards it, you saw your reflection, your e/c orbs looking back at you. The night gown you were wearing was a mess, hair in disarray, puffy eyes shown hours of crying. This is you, as pretty as you were, you were disgusted at yourself. And it didn't help that this reflection of you was broken. Jagged pieces showed yourself as broken. Which is how you felt truly at this moment. You were exhausted, angry, and humiliated at the face, looking back at you.
This body of yours was like posion to others, turning and twisting their faces into agnoy. That's when something inside of you erupted, sending your hands to your face. Tearing at your skin, you didn't feel any pain, too high on the aderaline to notice. Your nails dig deeper into your flesh, wishing this body, this flesh of yours didn't exist. Your once clean, beautiful nails were now coated in golden blood.
This was your fault.
If only you didn't have this body, you would be normal, be able to be with everyone. After what seemed like forever, the pain finally hit you, your raw flesh burned, golden hot liquid staining your gown, pooling at the ground. You gotten so deep that you saw bits of bone. You screamed in agony, trying not to touch your face, grabbing onto anything to squeeze your hands onto, to lessen the pain. While in this panic state, you saw your reflection one more time. This time, though, it was grotesque and feral. You looked non-human, almost like some kind of monster. Even though you saw the raw flesh, the bone, the veins, your mind told you this was your true form. The beauty you had earlier was an illusion, which made you sob from the realization. Soon, everything was turning hazy as your body began to shut down. It was all too much for you. With a loud thud, your body fell onto the same marble floor that was covered with your golden blood.
You awoke to the birds chirping outside, the soft morning light hitting your face to wake you. You slowly opened your eyes to see the marbled floor and the dry blood before you. In the same spot when you first fell, slowly getting up, you looked around to see the mess you made. Instinctively grabbing at your hair as pain surges from your head, the fall being to blame, you slowly pulled away to look around. You were still a bit hazy from sleep, so it was somewhat hard to focus on what's in front of you.
You were about to rub your eyes to wake up some more. However, you tensed up when you remembered about last night. Unfortunately, you realized too late, fearing for the buring sensation to come back, you closed your eyes to brace for the pain.
However, to your surprise, you didn't feel any burning or raw flesh in that matter either. Just your normal skin, like if none of what happened last night even transpired. It took you a second to snap out of your shock state to look at yourself in the mirror. Like a moth to a flame, you cling to the mirror, scanning your features from the jagged pieces.
You couldn't believe it.
There was no blood, no bone, no raw flesh being exposed.
It was fine.
You were fine.
You looked beautiful.
The only notion that something happened last night was the blood, the mess of the room, and the scars on your face. Like a reminder that you are stuck as you are, in this body, with this face, and with this flesh. Forever to be alone living like this.
Forever.
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bitwynn · 2 years
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Have you guys ever thought abt censorship in SAGAU??
Specifically like-- censoring certain words in game chat? Since like-- if you put these words in the usual context of SAGAU where they worship you as the Creator or Guide or Overseer or whatever, these are words that are considered so unholy or alien or eldritch or SOMETHING that TEYVAT ITSELF has to rewrite the words so that they come out as gibberish when the Guide (aka you the reader) would speak to them behind the screen
And the characters themselves, if they ever decipher what the sounds that were making are, when they try to say these things, they LITERALLY CANT. Their mouths wont open, their lips shut midsentence, the sounds are replaced with other things-- anything so that these words cannot be uttered.
Or when they try to write down the words, if they tried to match it to the phonetics of the Teyvatian language and letters. Would the ink of their pens suddenly burst out and stain the paper? Would some otherworldly force grip their arms to force them to scratch it out or stop it from moving?
God i can just the sages getting up into a tizzy about the "Forbidden Words of the Divine" and their meanings when in reality Hoyo is just preventing us from cussing anything and everything out like sailors AHAHA
And oh my god, imagine when we end up in game like-- would Hoyo still be able to censor us? Since were technically part of the game now but also not really
Gosh, i imagine we'd still be able to write and talk normally but everyone else cant. So they try writing down "motherfucker" and Hoyo censors them, but then we try writing down "motherfucker" and were perfectly fine AHAHAHA
Theres so many fucking ways you can go with this christ--
Feel free to yoink my ideas SAGAU writers lol
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m1d-45 · 1 year
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sibling anon gets it
eldritch horror reader…hrghh <3
things like this are always kind of tough, because half of sagau is just people inserting themself into genshin for funsies. but:( unfortunately:( i’m not actually an eldritch horror, so i don’t have the official eldritch horror experience™️
but !! for the sake of this AU?? thing? let’s pretend that just being a human in our intricate world, makes us an eldritch horror compared to the simple genshin world.
i’ve read a thing about this before, how us being so detailed is so creepy to the characters. i’ll try to link a post with some credit in another ask!! bc it’s so cool
but basically, since our world is so full of detail, — (such as: seeing individual hairs on our heads, being able to see the details of our skin with a magnifying glass, microscopic bugs etc.) — and genshin is so flat in comparison, just seeing us would be EXTREMELY unsettling for the characters.
the adepti and gods would probably have a more robust mind, so it’s not like they’d be that disturbed. but the human characters? oog. ooga. it would be like seeing a psychedelic wizard cryptid.
i mean, can you imagine? your whole world, for your whole life, has been so simple. so easy to comprehend. and then THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHOWS UP?? THEY CAN SEE EACH HAIR ON OUR HEAD?? THERE’S WHAT IN OUR BLOOD? FINGERPRINTS???? for what purpose :(
or, we could actually just be an eldritch horror. bloodborne style. in which case, nah man. everyone is confused. if they can even see us.
if any, i guess the only character who would actually be able to see us would be nahida. she’s got a pretty big mind, right?
i’ll elaborate more coherently later !! yippee
-owl anon
1) “people inserting themself into genshin for the funsies” a) isn’t that the whole point of sagau b) why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave— 2) “i don’t have the official eldrich horror experience™️” if you can’t make it at home, store bought is fine
i remember a post about us being more Detailed than genshin chars, prolly the one you saw, and that is one way to take it! many many potential situations there, but you’d probably have to cope w all the pixel art graphics more than anything-
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cutiesforsale · 1 year
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Hello, cuties. 🍊 <3
Stuff I forgot to mention before,
- I will write gender neutral readers as my default writing style unless specified or asked. I don't have experience with male readers, but how will I have any if I don't try?
- Did I mention that I'm obsessed with yandere writings? Yeah, that will go well. Specifically thinking of Mom! Hera/Aphrodite/Hestia/Themis/Leto. Have fun with that. Also quite enjoy fluff, so some of that too. Maybe smut if I'm up to it/comfortable.
- These ideas will be scenarios/imagines, headcanons, semi-thought out oneshots or maybe even series? Who knows.
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Naruto:
• Demon! Isekaid Reader (KNY's version of demons!)
• Foreigner! Reader who gets separated from their best friend in an unfamiliar country and language. They get taken in by the leaf Village, in return, they become a ninja/kunoichi while learning Japanese.
(Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Rock Lee, Shikamaru, Gaara)
JJK:
• Demon! Isekaid Reader
• Cursed! Reader?
(Yuuji, Megumi, Nobara, Gojo, Nanami, Sukuna, Geto)
MID (My Inner Demons):
• Dour Reader who actually helps the boys with Earth stuff and smiles sometimes
• Rejected! Reader, in which the boys socially/emotionally reject Reader and they isolate themselves from the boys, but then the boys start to like them/gain a crush
• Some Ava screen time in a fanfic?
(Asch, Rhys, Pierce, Leif, Noi, Ava, Lorelei)
KNY/Demon Slayer:
• Foreigner! Reader who has to learn Japanese
• Heavenly God/Goddess/Deity! Reader who helps the slayers
• Yan! Tanjiro?
(Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke, Genya, Kanao, Nezuko, Hashira)
Genshin (I really like sagau ok?):
• Eldritch! Creator
• Oracle! Reader
• Astro! Archon idea (Curious? Ask me about it!)
• Demon! Isekaid Reader
• Dad! Morax + child (probably daughter, that's how I imagined it but there will be two versions, dw.) made from his divinity/blood/scales/etc. and has a forest-state full of nymphs and spirit creatures in Liyue (Because father Geo Archon said so <3)
• Befriend Xiao as a demon
• Unaware special being from another universe?
• Newly made puppet of Ei, rejected, almost killed but sent down to Scaramoochie/Wanderer to tell him the truth (forget the Irminsul incident)
(Dad! Morax, Zhongli, Xiao, EI, Wanderer)
Greek Mythology:
• Isekaid into Ancient Greece and renamed into Aphmau (it's pretty ok? Mock me. Either way I plan to make it gender neutral)
• Demon! Isekaid Reader
---> Adopted! Brother Heracles
• Adopted child of Dad! Hephaestus + Cyclopes brothers
---> Reincarnation idea with Heph. + Cyclopes
• Mom! Hera/Aphrodite/Hestia/Themis/Leto
---> Deffo some yan moms eventually
• Nature Nymph idea
• Maybe a Yan! Apollo?
• Becoming a messenger/advisor/whatever for Apollo and becoming friends as well?
• Joining Artemis' hunting group after Isekai-ing?
(Apollo, Artemis, Dad! Hephaestus + Cyclopes, Mom! Hera/Aphrodite/Hestia/Themis/Leto, Heracles, Dionysus, Nike, Athena, Eros, Persephone/Kore, etc.)
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Note: Characters may be written either romantically or platonically. Some ideas or characters have been added since the first post. Feel free to suggest any other characters, fandoms, or ideas. I would love to hear them. <3
Goodbye, cuties. 🍊🍊 <3
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bittersweetorpheus · 2 years
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MASTERLIST
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☽ Full fic ☽
✹ Drabble/brainrot ✹
☆ SAGAU (Self Aware Genshin Alternate Universe) ☆
☽ SAGAU!Fontaine (mainly Nuevilette) x Imposter!Reader
☽ Sacrilegious Dottore x Eldritch Deity! Reader ✹ SAGAU with makeup artist reader
✹ SAGAU characters getting addicted to reader
✹ SAGAU! Scaramouche overhears you talking about “saving up” for him
✹ OP!SAGAU reader and a few of their abilities
✹ SAGAU kink clothing (SFW)
✹ SAGAU siren/singer reader
✹ SAGAU with a (feminine) grotesquely beautiful reader
✹ SAGAU with a reader that couldn’t care less
✹ SAGAU music
✹ SAGAU fatui harbingers find out about your infatuation towards an fatui npc
✹ SAGAU with a kind god
☆ OTHER GENSHIN AUs ☆
☽ Fatui harbingers and personal assistant reader/how they show love
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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year
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THE SAGAU FANFIC ONE-SHOT WINNER IS...
🎊🎉🌿Eldritch! Reader AU🌿🎉🎊
Just a small annoucement for the winner, though I'm sure we all saw the results lol
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Have a snippet, hope you enjoy!
*disclaimer: subject to change, this is a draft, no finalized version yet.
At least, you were pretty sure of where you were now. But that didn't mean it made any more sense. You hadn't recognized it at first, but the Irminsul was unmistakable after a minute of looking at it and the surrounding blue. The lights were incredible, with sparkles and stars floating up from the ground. Strange, nearly mechanical patterns flared out from its branches. The only difference between the Irminsul in-game versus the real one you see now is the rapid swelling and filling out of its trunk. As you had woken up more and more, ignoring the strange state of your body for now, it had let out weirdly nostalgic noises. Like a computer booting up, and a million other digital pings or tunes as it grew. As you tentatively reach a hand out to touch the trunk, a familiar book materializes. The dark blue pages flip to the first page instead of to the middle of the book. ...isn't this usually the really obscure "Archives" animation from the Paimon settings page? What's it doing here?? In gold writing that hovers slightly above the pages, your (presumed) stats display. The eerily familiar Genshin Impact font rapidly types itself out from left to right. /gamemode: admin *Executing... *Executing... *Loading... *Loading... *... *...Success! *Your gamemode has been changed. " Player." [ADMIN.] EXP: 1000000#%$+??? DEF: ?%@****+~?? ATTK: ??*!!%^<=+? POWERS: - ??";*&%[]\/%? - &%#@?<_++}] - ~`*(-_+}|\\!!??^& ...you decide to stop looking at your... stats, for now. Because more importantly, as you pull your hand back from the book (letting it float in place in front of the Irminsul trunk again), you notice something even more off. Your hand. It's... wrong. As you trail your eyes up your arm, you choke back a sense of panic. Sure enough, when you bring the right arm over to poke and try to smear the seemingly black paint that drenches your left arm, it too is covered in black. Your arms are pitch black. And as you attempt to touch your forearm for more answers, only to phase through it... you begin to think maybe this is not, in fact, paint. And as you realize you are hovering, instead of standing in place, you begin to think this is, in fact, the very real world of Genshin Impact. ...you decide to lay back down on the weird blue ground (?) and take a nap.
Maybe start today over.
I'll be working on asks in the mean time!
But this'll be higher priority/posted soon bc I'm worried I'll forget abt it otherwise lmao
Idk if anybody cares that much, but I'll go ahead and ask just in case:
I hope you guys are having a great week, wherever you may be!
Safe Travels,
💀♒️
♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi / @fallen-starr
@yomilyy / @0rah-s / @idontknowwhatimdoingbutweball / @blackstar-gazer
(^^^ dw you'll still get tagged when the actual piece is out! :)
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dragong-dg · 4 months
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Ofc the god of tevyet supports gays 💅
This is how I imagine Eldie reader holds on to their Grass Rug™ cloak not to mention their ass hunches over 24/7
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@thatdeadaquarius
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fuckingloginwall · 2 years
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【Genshin Impact Works】
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" If anything you find here happens to excite you, so much so that you want it now, you can always ask for me to tidy it up faster so that you get it sooner. Of course, I work at my own pace so don't expect instantaneous results . "
" What if two or more people want anything on here faster, you ask? Well my mood and schedule will both play a role in who gets their desired writing faster . "
" Just remember, above all else, you're not getting complete stories, but instead a collage of ideas that form the image of what they could be. Part of the reason why I opened up this place was not only to have my works be seen, but inspire others with them . "
" Anyways, please enjoy all that this Omnibus presents before you, or wait until my work-in-progresses have reached my satisfaction . "
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✎ GICAU
In which the game is connected to a real Teyvat out there in the universe. A Teyvat that can think. You may even be a deity to them. Reader-Insert, as is the tradition.
Creator!Reader Lore ➣ Lore dump for my two Creator AUs, Genshin Impact Cult AU
C!R Imposter AU ➣ Lore dump for my Imposter!Creator AUs
Tutelary!Reader Lore ➣ Lore dump: You're no creator, but you're still a guide of sorts, Genshin Impact Cult AU
T!R Imposter AU ➣ Lore dump: Tutelary has an Imposter
Connecting Dots ➣ None of the AUs up above, Traveler dies a fuckton because nobody like you two or Paimon :)
Fixer? More Like Breaker! ➣ Project Moon Crossover, Fixer!Reader, Creator!Imposter AU, Standard Isekai and Reverse
Genshin Impact But TommyInnit ➣ None of the AUs above, Streamer!Reader with a friend group, Minecraft gets dragged into the mix
I Can Barely Feed Myself ➣ Creator/Tutelary AU, whatever floats your boat, Reader is barely getting by
I Love My Selves ➣ Post-Imposter Hunt, Creator Reader (not my AUs the more typical ones), Reader makes their Self-Insert and forgets about pleasing Teyvat
Mask It Or Casket ➣ Motorcyclist!Reader, Creator!Imposter AU
Primordial Fears ➣ Chainsaw Man Crossover, Reader is the adopted sibling of Kobeni, Imposter!Creator AU
Reality Ensues ➣ Creator!Imposter AU, Reader doesn't need to fear being hunted, nor wants to be a god
Reject Humanity Return To Dust ➣ Creator!Reader, Corpse Timeline, In which Teyvat's bacteria render Reader bedridden, the same reader stays in the wilderness and actively avoids civilization
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✎ Standard Reader Isekai
You're nothing special, just an unfortunate soul sent to Teyvat
Blasphemous Coworkers ➣ Chainsaw Man crossover, involve all of Special Division 4 and then some
Li:Sitcom ➣ Reader + shenanigans with Zhongli, Childe, Hu Tao, and Xiao. An AU where your knowledge of Genshin is secondhand
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✎ Character Centric Isekai
Adventure Dungeon Lucky✮! ➣ Bennett-centric, Isekai & Reverse Isekai, System
Architectural Aneurysm ➣ Kaveh-centric, Media Transmigration(?) Reborn as a one-off mentioned character
Because Villainy Is The Way To Go ➣ Ganyu-centric, Media Transmigration(?), Reborn as a secondary villainess
Break Break Spiral Down! ➣ Ajax-centric, Media Transmigration, Reverse Isekai
Changelings From The Chamberlain ➣ Standard and Reverse Isekai
Coffin Hopping ➣ Archon-centric, Standard and Reverse isekai, Narnia inspired
dearly departed (dearly beloved) ➣ Hu Tao, Xingqiu, Chongyun, Xiangling, Yun Jin, and Xinyan-centric. Media Transmigration and Reverse Isekai
Death Granted Breaths ➣ Kazuha and Tomo-centric, Media Transmigration(?) and a splash of Reverse Isekai
Eldritch Games ➣ A Squad of Ten is too many to list here. Minecraft crossover, sagau elements. Eldritch!Gamers who are mostly secondary. Their skins are holding the spotlight here
Hollow Legacy ➣ Ajax-centric, Hollow Knight Crossover, Isekai
Homemade Meals Taste Better In Another World ➣ Xiangling-centric, Standard and Reverse Isekai
Literary Vivisection ➣ Baizhu-centric, Media Transmigration and Reverse Isekai like "whaddup i'm roommating you now"
My Snow Cone Taste Weird (You Spiked Our Drinks) ➣ Harbingers-centric sans Ajax and Tartaglia, Media Transmigration, System
rhinestones. falling from the skies (here we go again!) ➣ Diluc, Kaeya, Lisa and Layla-centric, +Itto and Kuki, Media Transmigration
Smite Them All ➣ Cyno-centric, Standard and Reverse Isekai
The Adepti of The Cursed North ➣ Adepti-centric, Reincarnation + Isekai
The Mad Habits of a Rabbit ➣ Amber-centric, Reincarnation + Transmigration
The Rain Was Transient (But This Flood Is Eternal) ➣ Makoto-centric, Past Media Transmigration(?), Reverse Isekai
To Waterboard My Double ➣ Ayato-centric, Media Transmigration
Transmigration Group Therapy ➣ Past Media Transmigration And Isekai, Reverse Isekai
Why Us? (Who Share These Memories) ➣ Reverse Isekai + Reincarnation AU Fusion
Wraith of Violet Thorns ➣ Lisa-centric, Media Transmigration(?), System, Reverse Isekai at the end
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✎ Other
Hydraulic Overdrive ➣ H2O: Just Add Water AU, idiots get themselves turned into mermaids basically
Khaenri'ah Is Dead, Long Live Khaenri'ah ➣ Butcher AU and obligatory Major Character Death, Khaenri'ah playable centric
Raining Storms Upon The Law ➣ Yelan-centric, System, Reincarnation AU
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my-white-canvas · 3 years
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Valentine event (ended)
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It's February and you know what that means, you need a date but your obviously single or you would be on a date with someone right now but fear not because you can imagine your dating someone by asking someone to turn your scenarios into a story and I am one of them also I need someone to spam my inbox with stuff and I'm almost at 200
Since my theme is around the late 19th century so...
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The event will have a vintage Letter theme to it
Your request will be like writing a letter but if you don't know how to write a letter... well lucky you I don't as well (and I call myself a scribe)
Add any character you want and I'll try my best to interpret their character into words that might feel real.
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Salutations for your receiver:
To my dearest- soft au
To my love- Darling Au
My beloved - Teyvat AU
Dearest- Imposter AU
Dear- suggested au
Themes for the Body:
"I want to know what love means"
"I don't understand, what do I do"
"I would like to see the world with you"
"Do you want to know what true stars look like?"
"If only it wasn't dream"
"Let's live everyday like there's no tomorrow"
"Please don't leave me alone"
"I've lost it all once and I don't want to lose you too"
"Let's gaze at the stars"
Valediction suggestions:
Sincerely- Soft darling
Yours truly- God darling
Forever yours- Puppet darling
XOXO- Child darling
Cordially- Disney darling
Love- Eldritch darling
Beloved- suggested darling
Any post-scripts you would like to add? (Optional)
The letter should look something like:
To my dearest Jean:
My child, you overwork yourself too much and even when I ask you to get some rest you get only 4 hours of sleep and only function with caffeine, tonight "Let's gaze at the stars"
Yours truly: God darling
Another example could be
My Beloved Yoimiya:
Mother has kept me busy for quite some time now and I barely get to spend time with you and I believe I saw beautiful flowery lights covering the sky until I woke up "If only it wasn't a dream" I could have mistaken those for your fireworks.
Forever yours: Puppet
And if you have any reserves, please let me know
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chocoenvy · 2 years
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*~Masterlist~*
*~Masterlist Part Two
“Huh, you and I are both travelers from another world. That our paths have crossed here is no accident, but the will of fate.”
This Month's Recommendation: Say My Name Part Two
*~ Such a Kind God, Such a Cruel God (Bad Habits die hard and your acolytes witness it in the worst way)
*~ I Hate that I still care about you 1 2 3 (In which you still care for those that hurt you until they hurt someone else)
*~ You Play the Lyre for Them (Venti, Zhongli, Ei, and Jean)
*~ ASKDFASDHKJK HUGS??? (Inazuma) (Liyue) (You hug people in different nations)
*~ The skies are empty, the stars are gone, (Finding your ambition. Not all is lost.)
*~ Singing your heart out, they feel their heart rates spike (You love to sing and your acolytes hear you)
*~ Nothing Feels Real, are You even You Anymore? (Slight eldritch darling. You don't belong in Teyvat, so your body forces you to fit)
*~ Suspiciously left alone in a room... are they planning something? (Your acolytes are secretly listening to you sing but you had started to get suspicious of them...)
*~ TRANS DARLING (You were born in the wrong body. All they know and care about is that you look like their god and are trying to look like their god's gender)
*~ More Trans Darling Headcannons (You become more comfortable and accepted in Teyvat)
*~ Playing God 1 2 3 4 (Where your tongue was taken from you from your supposed "devout followers")
*~ Dancing with Aether (At a gala you become nervious, so he helps you)
*~ General SAGAU Ganyu Headcannons
*~ Your god smiles upon you in favor (Puppet!au drawing)
*~ Singing and loving with Venti
*~ The Whole of Teyvat will Remember (Fatui comforting Tongueless reader who liked to sing)
*~ General Rosaria SAGAU Headcannons
*~ Do you regret anything? (Soft au vs. Villain au acolytes)
*~ A love letter "Dear Eula," (Eula x reader <3)
*~ "Even if you're not as devout as others your worth is still the same to me." (Npcs and how they'd react to you)
*~ First "I love you"s (Unofficial epilogue to Playing God. You get your tongue back)
*~ You're safe now (Soft au and Villain au darling meet. Headcannons.)
*~ Unlucky you, smiling through it all (Unlucky reader and how the cult reacts to them)
*~ Letting go of Grudges and enjoying the world around you (You're a shut-in that finally allowed yourself to interact with Kaeya, Thoma, and Chongyun (separate)
*~ Sorry's aren't enough (Fatui!au, unofficial extension of Playing God. You're singing and dancing with the Fatui when the archons find you)
*~ Reader making fun of the archons on their death bed (Villain!au, crack)
*~ Consort!Tsaritsa: Proposal (Tsaritsa x reader <3)
*~ Comfort with the gods (Venti, Zhongli, and Ei comfort <3)
*~ Artist!Reader sketching their acolytes (Thoma, Childe, and Xiao's reactions when they find you've drawn them)
*~ Polycule relationship headcannons (Zhongli, Childe, Diluc, Kaeya, Thoma, Itto being in a relationship with each other and you)
*~ Reader who's confident in their body (Zhongli, Kaeya, Beidou)
*~ Memories belonging to another world but never fading (Reader who had a lover before coming to Teyvat. Fatui!au)
*~ Physical catalyst (Reader with a gun)
*~ Memories carried over to the next world and beyond &lt;3 (reader manages to bring their lover to Teyvat.)
*~ Unbearable cuteness (Reader can turn into a cute animal)
*~ Two Gods 1 (alt ending) 2 3 4 5 (Twin au. Where you and your twin get transported to Teyvat)
*~ The thirst book (Reader is a simp and get exposed for their thirst)
*~ Sexy thief reader &lt;3 1 2 (villain au but reader is a sexy thief)
*~ Random twin au headcannons
*~ Consort!Aether headcannons
*~ Playing God au (Very angsty, reader starts a war with the archons to protect Snezhnaya)
*~ Sexy thief god being a sucker for chaos ("Commit flirtatious blasphemy")
*~ Paimon favoritism
*~ Sexy thief reader with a catalyst (Slimes teach you to wield the elements <3)
*~ Child!God reader Headcannons 1 & 2(god is a child)
*~ Singing musicals with the archons
*~ Hauntings Long Forgiven (Reader is a ghost and doesn't remember why they were killed. Ei and Yae Miko)
*~ Sexy thief reader drawing <3333 (not by me ily for drawing this you made them look so hot)
*~ Child!God reader studying for a test
*~ Yummy Visions (Child!God reader tries to eat a vision)
*~ Eula and other cryo characters having fun with Child!god in Dragonspine
*~ Child!God Angst (You realize you lost your entire previous life)
*~ Reactions to you favoring Klee (Jean, Zhongli, Ei, Venti, Ningguang, Albedo. Playing god au)
*~ iloveyou (Ei x GN!reader fluff)
*~ What a common phrase (Yan!Darling x reader)
*~ Imposter au vs. Soft au
*~ Do they even remember you? (Child!God Angst, brainrotting over Child!God's future)
*~ God of Beasts Drawing (not by me, done by a beautiful person that i love very much please look at it)
*~ Choco Event Order: Silent I love you (Darling x reader flower au)
*~ Choco Event Order: They Love me, Love me Not (Darling x reader Disney Princess au)
*~ Thieves stolen by the sky (Sexy thief reader x Consort!Albedo)
*~ Choco Event Order: Fallen Leaf, Adorn my Life (Consort!Kazuha x reader)
*~ To Love You (Brainrot of all the characters of Teyvat becoming an amalgamation for only one purpose: To Love You)
*~ Choco Event Order: Everyone thinks I'm crazy, crazy for you oh boy... (Darling au. Darling has planned everything out for your arrival and after. All for you <3)
*~ Choco Event Order: Nothing Lasts Forever (In paradise with Thoma away from your godly responsibilities)
*~ Nurture and Grow (Reader with wings that grow with how many devout followers they have)
*~ Choco Event Order: In Your Palms (Albedo x Eldritch!Reader, you're beautiful you know <3)
*~ Choco Event Order: Blood-Suckin' Love (Albedo x Vampire!reader. Puppet au. Your happy Vampire family + Albedo)
*~ Choco Event Order: It's not like I'm mentally ill! (Childe x reader in denial about their mental issues until Childe sees the remnants of them for himself)
*~ Choco Event Order: Chilly Comfort (The Tsaritsa showing lots of affection to a reader that isn’t used to so much love and attention.)
*~ Choco Event Order: Roles Reversed (Child!reader finds a hidden dungeon in Tenshukaku… with a familiar person in there.)
*~ Choco Event Order: From Dawn to Dusk (You run away to Dawn Winery for a moment of peace and Diluc ends up joining you.)
*~ Choco Event Order: Cold Nights with You (Nights alone with no distractions are always scary, especially after all you’ve went through. Luckily for you, Childe is always willing to comfort you.)
*~ "Call it good judgement, call it passion," (Yanfei is the only sensible on in Teyvat and understands you have to be their god. She helps you bring the other archons to their senses hopefully before any irreversible damage happens)
*~ Choco Event Order: Mischievous Fiend, You and Me (Darling has brought you to this world and you’re admittedly uncomfortable. Until Hu Tao enters your life, and makes it much more interesting.)
*~ Council of Gods 2 (Four different aus - soft/regular, fatui, imposter, and puppet au - meet up and share their experiences.)
*~ Choco Event Order: Fire and Wind makes the Bonfire burn Brighter (Kazuha and Thoma are both your consorts, which comes with a wave of complicated emotions.)
*~ Choco Event Order: Laughter in the Snow (You're a child, not comfortable with the role of god, and so very homesick, but Albedo is comforting.)
*~Choco Event Order: Hostage (Carnage was not a new concept to you, but it wasn’t comforting as the weight of destruction and salvation lay on your shoulders.)
*~Choco Event Order: There's no kindness (Venti x reader villain au angst)
*~Choco Event Order: Bow Before the Messiah (Zhongli x reader villain au angst. Zhongli is not loved)
*~Choco Event Order: Xiao x Reader (Villain au, hurt/comfort)
*~Choco Event Order: Charades (consort!Diluc x sexy thief reader, hurt to comfort/fluffy-ish)
*~Choco Event Order: Life on the Beach (Child!Reader w/ Mom Eula and sibling Klee, pure cuteness)
*~Voice actor reader brainrot (feat.Childe and a lil Zhongli slander)
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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year
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Okay so-- i was reading some sagau posts and came across this one where the reader was an army vet and my brain just Did Its Thing--
So now I'm here to inflict this on to you--
Would guns be considered as catalysts. And would they only do Phys Damage.
Me reading this ask:
😶 😐 🤨 🧐 🧐 😰 🥲 😭😭😭 💀
STOP YOU'VE INFLICTED ME WITH PSYCHOLOGICAL DMG FROM THIS ASK 😭
(Also srry took so long to respond, when i didnt realize how short this was/was just sitting over here 😓)
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^ For the sake of gun imagery being a lot/maybe staff might hate me for it,
we'll put this gay shit instead (i almost mispelled to "gay shot" lmao)
Sun: Army Veteran Reader, Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)
Orbit: SHORT Headcanons
Stars: everybody bc i think itd be funny
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: gun stuff, mild violence, mild cursing & Trigger Warnings: Gun fun everywhere
THIS ASK HAS ME GIGGLING TO MYSELF LIKE A MANIAC
You're out here having a whole gun they let you take for off-base
And u ofc have a license so u can conceal carry
(idk how non-american gun laws work, but tbh ours are so fucked idk how they work here either, just that an army guy i knew once could have his gun when he got back home)
And ofc ur just paranoid enough (more like it just makes u feel safe)
That when u get yoinked into a portal to a silly little brightly colored gacha game fantasy world, the gun comes with 💀
Id like to add in my silly little "ur in a video game, so video game rules" AU version of genshin so:
The only other gun (ish) wielder (Mika) has unlimited bolts
Sooo I'd think your gun would be the same jfc lol
NO BC YOUD SCARE THE ACTUAL SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN UR VICINITY IN A BATTLE
BC GUNSHOTS ARE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LOUD
When u first stumble into abyss monsters/hostile creatures of the realm, u nearly scare off a Lawlachurl bc every shot's like thunder to these bitches😭
So not only the monsters but the vision holders think u fucking summoned lightning
OMG THE BULLETS ARE SO FAST THEYD PROBABLY NOT SEE IT
ESP BC DISTRACTED BY GUNSHOT LOUDNESS
SO U AIM THIS LITTLE BLACK CROSSBOW (???) AND THINGS JUST DIE (OR GET RIDDLED WITH HOLES) WITH NO CLEAR ARROW STICKING OUT
STOPP- you're becoming a witchy god or smth to all of Teyvat bc it just looks like hella high level magic atp to them LMAOOO
Rumors of you get out of hand and say u just point or snap ur fingers and things get wounded/just die on the spot 💀
Oh another difference between Teyvatians seeing ur gun vs. crossbow (what they know)
Is that guns are wayyyy more destructive
Like an arrow would get shot but it'd bounce off of things like rock or wood or metal, maybe dent a little depending on how close
But a bullet goes thru that shit so easy, and leaves a whole little explosion behind, once again depending on range
(I once saw a Mythbusters episode? of them proving bullets would definitely go thru car doors, like movies lied to u, this is why drive-bys acc work like for gangs)
Lmao, the image of you in like full armor with a Teyvat made automatic gun after showing it to blacksmiths
Makes u just more convincing as a god, esp bc military training
(Ppl like Gorou and Kokomi begging for military tactics/training ur world has done)
...
....Ok.
I'll address it.
But only so u dont think im stupid later.
Yes, the Fatui have guns.
No, this not the same as having a glock LMAO
End of story.
(Also, urs runs on bullets, whereas the Fatui rely on magic/delusions to power theirs, plus they dont seem as fast or destructive as urs, more "explosions aimed at you" than real bullets)
Which,,, u leave the managing of ppl copying ur gun to ppl like the Qixing or smth, but make sure to give them advice on good gun laws if teyvat accidentally revolutionizes bc of ur advanced gun that anybody can wield (non-vision users)
Thats the best ive got abt that
Oh, also enjoy being praised as a War god now.
:)
... dammit i had smth i was gonna tell u guys-
Uh what tf was it, it was important
OH
Next post is the Eldritch God Oneshot! Look out for it :) !!
Safe Travels Kid,
💀♒️
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♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi / @fallen-starr / @areaderofbooks
If you wanna join a taglist, DM me what for! "Pspspsss, please tag me for [All SAGAU posts, Only SAGAU Language AUs, diff fandom, etc.]!"
(If you ever wanna drop, just DM me! "No more taglists/[specifically this AU/fandom] please!")
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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year
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Aquarius’s Genshin Impact... MASTERLIST?!
☕️ Tip me an iced coffee?! :O
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* = IMPOSTER AU = NOT dark/yandere!
* = Art made by me for the post!
Turn on the background music?
Chronological-ish, so CHECK NEAR THE BOTTOM SECTIONS FOR NEWER POSTS.
(sorry about reformatting again guys...)
Your Birthday! (ft. cute platonic Bennett)
...Whatcha listenin’ to Player?
You’re a walking speaker (sounds from ur memories)
Latino! Reader, You're feeling a little homesick... (mostly Zhongli scenario!)
You introduce Teyvat to the lovely music of KPOP (check the reblogs!!)
You made your babes gifts! ALL Characters/PART 1 - Travelers/Dainsleif, Pyro, Electro, Anemo
^ PART 2, of the gifts!! ^
Childe reacts to his voice actor's song covers
O Aquarius, dead stars you are, what is my horoscope today?
Razor, best boy.
Bennett, ft. Razor (part 2-ish!)
Qiqi, best girl.
Headcanons of an Avatar AU (the fantasy movies)
TCG Genius Invokation... wait, they're your Favorite Card???
* Imposter! AU while parenting Razor (non-yandere/not-dark version)
* Possession AU! - you can still control your characters, but by possessing them! PART 1
* Possession AU! - PART 2
Neurodivergent!Reader, Ganyu my beloved!
* Strawberry Scarameow.
You're an Army Veteran and you brought the gun
Minecraft AU!! :D ⛏️
Costa Rican Reader spreads their culture <3
* Possession AU Fanfic, only AO3 (Ongoing)
Language Shenanigans!
OG Blunt Language in Teyvat AU! Post :) (check the reblogs for that post for awesome add-ons from followers!)
Blunt Lang. AU! Colorful Cussing
Blunt Lang. AU! Vine Boom every time you speak (+sprinkle of bilingual)
Blunt Lang. AU! Actually you’re just having to learn Teyvatian lang. that’s why ur blunt
Blunt Lang. AU! with a dash of Neurodivergent! Reader, your trying to be flowery... it’s not working...
Blunt Lang. AU! You're a writer! ...well now it's an ancient artifact and a bestseller.
Some more Blunt Lang. AU! fun AND more blunt lang. AU! fun :0
Paimon being rude in Sumeru
Audio Processing Disorder (Reader with APD) Shenanigans, (mostly Diluc scenario!)
Neurodivergent! Reader stims! ...and Teyvatians thought that was your language...
Neurodivergent! Reader is a child/different ages randomly ft. Non-native English speaker
Teyvat’s countries have the Simlish versions of Japanese, German, etc.
Your Native Language is holy... except you mostly cuss with it
Slang words don’t translate well... or texting lingo
Tumblr / 2023 Slang doesn’t translate well...
...Teyvat is trying to make your slang words translate...
You’ve yet to realize that Teyvat has multiple languages (looks at hieroglyphics) ...is this Loss. the oldest record of language... “sus”
You know sign language and help out a lost kid, Teyvat melts AQUARIUS got isekaied?! with my followers??!! (check the reblogs too!) Nobody wants to tell You (god) that you’ve mixed up some words... You’re really out here just speaking gibberish, ya trickster god
You sound like an Animal Crossing character to Teyvatians
Godly game of charades scenario
You give up translating and just start running around (encoded/cipher! post)
You're an Eldritch God of Teyvat... so ofc no one understand you (check the reblogs too!)
You know French. You use this power appropiately.
Reader only writes to talk!
You're multilingual! ...Alhaitham is outside your door.
You're Brazilian, Teyvat is calm about this.
Ancient tablets nice... oh god its a hurt/no comfort fic.
*Eldritch God Reader Fanfic (thanks for 1000+ followers!!)
^^ part 2 of the above, also an ao3 link!
Teyvat doesn't write novels, but you do lol
☆Taglists ☆
SAGAU ALL POSTS
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche
Possession AU! ONLY
@justlostintheinternet / @assassinsnake101 / @sun-wokung
Wanna join a taglist for something? Just message me:
" pspspspssss tag me (insert taglist here) !! "
Hmmm... I wonder what you'll get if you send an ask saying "aquarius, oh dead stars, what is my horoscope today?"...°.•☆•.°?
Safe Travels,
💀♒️
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