#saikiibouma

[averyspoopedcorgi]

Kiibo x Shuichi x Kokichi. do you agree

*weeping* i agree i agree soso much

[askkokichiandfriends]

Moderator: Hey! So, I’m sorry for not being around in practically forever. I’ve been dealing with a lot of problems at home as well as some mental health issu——

Kokichi: You called?

Rantaro: She said “a lot of problems”, not “a little problem.”

Kokichi: Hey, I’m not little! I’m the Ultimate Supreme Leader, and I’ll destroy you with my undefeatable army!

Kiibo: An army?

Kokichi: **Flooding the house with rubber ducks** THIS ARMY

[thundercatlost]

Reblog if you ship...

I’m bored so reblog if you ship at least one of the following:

• Oumasai (Kokichi Ouma x Shuichi Saihara)

• Komahina (Hajime Hinata x Nagito Komaeda)

• White Rose (Ruby x Weiss)

• Tenmiko (Tenko Chabashira x Himiko Yumeno)

• Kiibouma (Kiibo x Kokichi Ouma)

• Saiibo (Shuichi Saihara x Kiibo)

• Saikiibouma (Shuichi Saihara x Kiibo x Kokichi Ouma)

• Kuzupeko (Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu x Peko Pekoyama)

• Naegiri (Makoto Naegi x Kyoko Kirigiri)

• Lapidot (Lapis Lazuli x Peridot)

• Stevidot (Steven Universe x Peridot)

• Kaziu (Kazuichi Soda x Miu Iruma)

• Pearlmethyst (Pearl x Amethyst)

• Fluttercord (Fluttershy x Discord)

• Dadvid (Platonic David x Max)

• Danvid (Daniel x David)

• Harukaito (Kaito Momota x Maki Harukawa)

• Makki (Max x Nikki)

[regatton]

tfw ur boyfriend doubles as a space heater

[cr0wprince]

Imagine Keebo not understanding the term “thot” and his boyfriends give him wildly different answers. Shuichi tells him what it means and to never use it because it’s disrespectful while Kokichi tries to convince him it’s a compliment (one that he should especially use on Miu)

[nahubun]

saikiibouma but... as animal crossing villagers!!!

[petites]

happy bday to the grape boy: ouma kokichi!!

[imagine-a-killingharmony]

Shuichi X Kiibo X Kokichi Headcannons

Could I request headcannos for Saikiibouma (Saihara x Kiibo x Ouma) plss???

Your wish is my command!

I... My first OT3! Woo boy... This should be fun to try to write out, especially considering how each of three handles romance in my option, but overall this should be cute...! (Kokichi intensfies.)

-Mod Shuichi

Kiibo/Shuichi Saihara/Kokichi Ouma

Kokichi Ouma whose only way he can show how love is by being a little gremlin, then you would just have to look real deep to see if he’s being mean because he wants to tease you or to show he loves you, unless it’s one of those rare occasions which he just admit he loves you flat out.

Kiibo who feels an ounce of affection before literally asking if he can have your hand in marriage, despite having zero experience in romance whatsoever.

Then Shuichi who... who is probably the only normal one amongst the three of them, who can have a romantic partner without scaring them away.

How could these three possibly get together, much less work as a functioning couple?

Simple, lots of patience as well as the power of love.

Shuichi was the peacemaker of the group, he was the one who usually tried to help Kiibo learn more about romance, and then trying to keep Kokichi in line with his: “love”.

Shuichi was quite bashful with showing affection, Kiibo hadn’t a clue and was completely new to the prospect of it being only somewhat knowledgeable in handholding, then Kokichi... oh Kokichi...

He was the one to give the both the love they deserved as he had no problem with PDA or hell- even a speck of embarrassment towards showing it, besides their reactions were priceless so it was a score! Kiibo often reacted with overheating, then Shuichi? Shuichi often was too embrassed to react or just became like butter under his touch...

Again, Kokichi often showed his love in quite the odd ways of either teasing them playfully or simple! Touch. He added some spice to the relationship so some boundaries could be pushed, and some steps could be taken at a fast enough pace.

Kiibo was just a joy in the relationship, he praised the two of them and tried his very best to follow along despite his lack of expertise, doing the littlest things to make their days better from stuttering out quiet: “I love you” or perhaps singing for them! (Which he was awful at, but it’s the thought that counts.)

Kiibo always try his best to comfort the other two had anything seemed off, although he was bad at spotting when the two lied he could see it well enough with further enough inspection! An ball of utter joy...

The three of them together had been very rocky at start, with them needing to find an good enough pace. Not too fast, yet not too slow... but that was found easily, and after them things went smoothly.

Their relationship may seem odd to everyone else, but really they wouldn’t prefer it any other way.

[ryouverua]

Trial 4 - The Confession  (3)

THIS IS.... NOT HOW I THOUGHT THINGS WOULD GO DOWN... AT ALL...

Investigation 1 / 2

Trial: 1 / 2

WHAT THEY HAVE A TEXT BOX AND EVERYTHING THIS IS LEGIT THEN?!?!

Wait, so she really did meet up with him before the virtual world then? I imagine it was before she gathered everyone, but after that flashback light that caused her to panic the way she did - so in the last few days? And it would have to be before he met Monokuma too... so not yesterday (as I’m imagining this taking place midmorning after they went to the VR world) but the day before that?

I can only imagine what threw him off as she was speaking. He has an excellent poker face though, so I’m not surprised she didn’t realize he was onto her.

It says a lot about Kokichi that he could stay calm in the fact of that, but also it’s... a bit sad that he didn’t think he could approach anyone for help...

... Then again, countering a murder plan with a murder plan is, uh, very Supreme Leader-ish! And one that doesn’t get your own hands dirty...

I guess you are really confessing everything, because I don’t know why you would feel the need to add that damning evidence on top of all the other stuff???

By making it more interesting, did he just mean getting everyone into the simulator full well knowing Miu’s plans, or literally telling Monokuma, ‘I am going to counter Miu’s murder plan with my own’?!?!

It sounds like Kokichi’s idea wasn’t to put the motive in the simulator, after all! Monokuma is straight-up saying it was his!

But does it matter at this point if we didn’t find it??? I swear, between the Necronomicon, the First Blood Perk and this, we seriously not using any of the motives!

So they argue a bit with Monokuma about him working together with a student but he handwaves it away with the whole, well, ~I wasn’t involved with the actual murder myself~ which, okay, fine though technically isn’t he working with the mastermind. It’s kinda distracting from the confession at hand anyway.

  It’s a bit scary how badly you want to confess though.

“Anything that lets me actually put you in the ground.”

That’s a lukewarm revenge -

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

W H A T

j us t

happen....ed...........

shuichi also reacted with probably one of the cutest ‘eh’ sounds I have every heard out of his mouth but unfortunately this is all visual based, not sound based, so I cannot include it here, and also that is entirely beside the point

Holy shit, Kokichi. Holy - shit - DID YOU... STRAIGHT UP... JUST..... DROP GONTA’S NAME...

AN ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE REACTION TO FINDING OUT YOU MURDERED SOMEONE VIA ALTER EGO AND DON’T REMEMBER IT once again, a masterstroke by Kokichi, Mr. ‘I reference YGO Duel Monsters without even trying’

Yeah, I’m not surprised to see Tsumugi chiming in here. She has been Gonta’s biggest defender from trial to trial, even if her voice isn’t as loud as Kaito’s. 8(

And my god, if Kaito’s voice ain’t loud right now!

HIMIKO DON’T YOU FUCKING SAY IT

A;SLDKFJ KOKICHI DON’T THINK YOU INTERRUPTING HERE SAVES YOU FROM ME SERIOUSLY JUDGING YOUR LIFE CHOICES

“YOU CAN’T JUST SPLIT THE SCREEN LIKE THAT WITHOUT A SWORD DUEL THAT’S NOT HOW THE MECHANIC WORKS!”

“- ANYWAY I was totally confessing guys, and on behalf of Gonta as well as myself! I can’t believe you would just interrupt me when I’m being so charitable! Waaaah, you’re all so meeeean ~ !” insert crocodile tears sprite here

I am here to interrupt this incredibly serious and terrifying confession with accompanying illustration to ask - why ‘Busters’?! What kind of dumb name is that, honestly.

Between this and your ‘if everyone dies, the game will end!’ comment, you’re really scaring me right now, Kokichi - !

Gonta is not about this at all.

Man, I’ve been making the D: face over and over again during this trial - meanwhile, Gonta right now is the living embodiment of that text emoji right now.

Oh.... oh, of course. Kokichi doesn’t know about the avatar error either, does he? He’s been operating under the assumption that Gonta has been... lying to us this whole time............ That he’s been a perfect liar, without a single crack in his veneer, even to a keen liar-spotting master like Kokichi, and that he’s been just as good at tricking us as him - even better, possibly. 

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Gonta’s strongest, most stalwart supporter of the whole game is back in the game!

TRAUMATIC BUZZING NOISE FLASHBACKS

Between all the back and forth, including a bit of gloating at Shuichi on Kokichi’s part, he drops this:

And here, to counter all of the ‘Gonta is too ~dumb~ to do something like this’ comments, he already has a ready-made argument. He really has been set from the beginning, huh? Either that or his improv ability is topnot - oh wait this is Kokichi Ouma we’re talking about, of course it is. Anyway, while I think Kokichi set Gonta up to do this, I feel like I’m at least affording Gonta a bit more agency than his classmates. 8′/

d-don’t.... neglect the heart...... nngh

erika furudo is being channelled by kokichi ouma to wreak havoc on this killing game, this truly is the worst timeline

FUCK PLEASE DON’T BRING UP GENTLEMEN THIS IS SO AWFUL I’M GOING TO D I E

and everyone else seems to be in the same state I am, minus the whole ‘I’m 99% sure it was Gonta’ mindset I had going in, so Kokichi asks them the obvious question:

Aaaah, I thought so. Kaito has been pushed far enough that he won’t accept anything other than Kokichi being the culprit. :(

Kokichi’s about to drop a massive truth bomb in the trial and Kaito is not going to like it.

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE KOKICHI NOW YOUR TROLL FACES ARE WARPING THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF AROUND YOU PLEASE CONTROL YOUR TERRIFYING ULTIMATE POWER

I just really wanted to isolate this one shot from the debate especially because damn, just - the way they set it up for him and his sprite to dominate the whole screen by just - towering over everyone despite everyone being against him, despite everyone accusing him, is just some great work by the layout team!

Also the fact that they can contrast that with this image with all the flowers and sunshine around him, with that cute little smile on his face... man, I keep praising what they did with the trial debates for a reason!

And once again, it’s Kaito argument that Shuichi is forced to cut down...

All the pieces except for two - Gonta’s motive/reason he would work with Kokichi (because I thought it was maybe spur of the moment move on his part to protect Kokichi, but Kokichi is heavily implying it isn’t, and the fact that it was done via prepared item is.... a problem) and Gonta’s memory problems - are officially out in the open. Oooh geez - I had been wondering how they would do this case since to me, it didn’t seem technically difficult to figure out, but I guess the writers’ solution to that issue is to just gut-punch the players all the way to the end. 8′D

And now Kaito’s being countered by his other sidekick. Can we stop kicking this poor puppy while he’s down??? As in, the poor puppy who is probably dying a slow death from a mysterious illness right now??? Is this the game’s idea of karmic rebalancing for not outright deathflagging him again this chapter, or???

Because you’ve been baiting him this entire time.

So... was he going to let them fall for the lie of ‘Kokichi Ouma is the culprit who killed Miu’? That’s what I’m wondering right now. He’s very happily driving in the point that the one, singular truth can be incredibly painful, but this still seems very much to be a reaction to all the events of the trial leading up to this point!

Having Gonta beside Kaede’s stand, the other person who we thought, ‘No, it couldn’t be, it couldn’t possibly be....’ was probably planned from the very beginning for this trial, I imagine.

I-I MEAN IS THAT FAIR SINCE BUGS ARE DIRECTLY TIED TO HIS TALENT...

But of course, while the classmates are rallying around Gonta and Kaito...

Showing growth at the most unfortunate times, Shuichi Saihara uses his budding confidence to grow up up up and away from Kaito. 8′\

Look at him, inserting himself in between the two like this -

“SHUT UP KOKICHI YOU’RE RUINING OUR BROSHIP - W-WE CAN STILL BE BROS AFTER THIS, RIGHT KAITO???

Kaito directly after the trial but actually no please let the saimota stay strong you must overcome....

On the one hand I feel like Kokichi is being heavy-handed - on the other, I’m starting to think that he feels the need to over-explain everything to his classmates because they just won’t get it otherwise. 8′D

I don’t feel like this is 100% fair though - he did a really great job with finding the door in Chapter 1! He, uh, did completely lose his mojo though, so...

Well, the point is, Kaito did need to teach him how to trust in other people because Kaede broke it by lying to him! Shuichi has been a naturally suspicious worrywart this whole time!

HIS VOICE IS BREAKING I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS

SHUICHI CAN’T EITHER

FUCK I THOUGHT DOING HIS FTES WOULD HELP ME THROUGH THIS BUT IT MADE EVERYTHING SO MUCH WORSE

Oh shit, this was a surprise bit of support that I wasn’t expecting! How shocked do you think Kokichi is right now that K1-b0 of all people is not completely disbelieving him, on a scale of 1-10??

If I make a comment about how computer-like this is would I get slammed for being robophobic or -

I mean Kaito’s technically not wrong? But he’s not completely right either... I, I really think Kokichi is trying to kill two birds with one stone here. 8′/ But to what end, is the real question... Disillusionment? Is that the ultimate goal?

MONOKUMA YOU’RE BRO-BLOCKING ME!!!

unholy screeching -

Kaito sounds so betrayed -

“Hold on Monokuma, I thought this was only supposed to happen in the event of an even split -”

“Shut the fuck up Shuichi Is2g I’ll crazy glue your hat back on!”

THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY TEAM and also a popular OT3, I imagine with an incredibly complicated name. like. how do you combine saiouma and, uh... kiibouma I’m guessing - saikiibouma maybe???

also K1-b0 please don’t wave your Objection! finger in Gonta’s face like that, it is neither the time nor place and also incredibly rude and not helping -

I absolutely love (and by love I mean my heart is being wrenched In Twain) the way they have Shuichi facing in one direction, and Kaito fully, completely turned the other way.

Once again Shuichi is learning how to defend himself, and is finally willing to do it. I... just wish it would be under better circumstances...

Actually, out of pure luck, it lines up really well with Kaito’s last FTE and the option I chose where Shuichi bites back about his detective work. It’s funny how in the end, his natural reaction is still to search for the truth at all costs, and I like reading him as someone who is naturally curious as well as singularly focused that way, sometimes to the detriment of everything else - and come hell, high water or, regrettably, casualties. And he’ll certainly have those regrets, and fret on them endlessly as he loses himself in a spiralling circle of self-doubt, but would he be able to stop himself from following that path down to the bitter end? No... no, I don’t think so.

Should I include every cap of Gonta pleading with everyone that he isn’t the culprit? No, it’s redundant. Will I anyway because he’s tearing my heart to pieces? Yes. Yes I will.

asldkf;asdf the worst thing is he isn’t. He isn’t lying. He paradoxically is the killer and not lying about it, because not being the killer is his current truth AS HE KNOWS IT...

Y-You sound like you’re talking from personal experience, and outside of the last few trials, too! Which side of this ‘cornering’ were you on exactly...????

Oh!!! We haven’t seen this sprite in a long time!

Is it just me or is Kokichi acting extremely viciously right now? Like, his vitriol levels are off the charts. Honestly I couldn’t bring myself to interrupt this part with commentary because the way Kokichi is going off, just absolutely screaming at him, is a huge departure from the cool and collected Ouma we’ve had up to this point!

Did they... prepare arguments beforehand, maybe? And he’s losing it because Gonta isn’t playing along with the plan he said up? With that said, when Gonta turned on Kokichi in the Meet-n-Greet, Kokichi wasn’t anything like this. So what’s his deal???

Kokichi Ouma will not rest until he has flipped every single aspect of this trial and the trial format as it’s been up to this point on its head, and subsequently, used it to attack everyone around him. 

Holy shit, Kokichi has well and truly lost it. This - this has to be real. It’s far too raw for it not to be real.

Ugh, the way Kaito’s voice cracks when he jumps in here...

KAITO......................

I... feel like, despite flickerings of his ‘playful’ persona, this may be the longest he’s ever gone showing his genuine feelings - and man, they aren’t pretty. I mean, that’s assuming this anger is genuine... but I really, really feel like it is.

Just like another character I love who also uses lies and fantasy as weapons, I feel like going over this section again with new eyes will be extremely telling.

Still, that means he really, really wants to live. And the ‘we’ there is interesting. Who is the ‘we’? Is he speaking for a select few, including Shuichi? For the whole class? Someone not here, in a similar vein to Kirumi?

you know Kokichi for someone who wants to live, maybe screaming at someone whose good friend is an assassin is a bad idea

You know everyone fighting over him is eating Gonta from the inside out.

Ah, fuck, I’ve been waiting for the other shoe to drop and I think this is when it’s going to happen.

I’m like 99% sure Kokichi’s on Tsumugi’s hit list for next chapter. 8′D 

Oooh, speaking of growth - !

You know, I keep saying this and I don’t know if I’m alone in thinking this or not but Shuichi has been consistently weak in all things social and emotional, detection-wise and otherwise. But now, here, we finally have Shuichi picking up on the true source of Gonta’s confusion on his own, his language, and how it could be relevant to the case on his own without anyone else giving him any clues or hints!

The one who has consistently stood up for Gonta in every trial, Kaito, the one who wants to believe in everyone, and Gonta himself... aaaaah, no, no no..... 8′/

KAITO WHAT IS THAT NEW SPRITE

OH GOD NO THAT’S SUCH A SAD SPRITE SDLKFJ

OMFG HIMIKO ARE YOU SERIOUSLY WHY ALL OF THIS HAPPENED

ALSO... oh, that’s right. Gonta lifted up the manhole cover at the beginning of the game with his lefthand, didn’t he? SHIT....

His sprites and tones of voice are oscillating so wildly now and it’s really hard for me to keep up??? I’m getting whiplash asdlfkj

THAT. THAT IS THE ONE PART THAT I AM WAITING FOR. I thought it was in defense of Kokichi because that is the only way I can feasibly see him killing someone and still be, well, the Gonta Gokuhara who wants to protect everyone, but there is too much of this murder that seems premeditated!!!

So we’ve established this in previous games via Celes’ and Peko’s trials, but it’s worth going over again - especially since these guys have no knowledge of either of those games -

Yeah... we’re really going to need a motive from Kokichi. Could it be as simple as countering Miu’s plan? I suppose taking her out as an obvious threat makes sense, and he’s already established that he wants to live ... There’s also the question of if it can really be something like, ‘he also wanted to use this as a way to create a fun mystery.’ I really hope not. 8′\ I suppose something like, ‘I’m taking opportunity of the fact that I’m getting rid of a threat on my life to also drive home certain points to the rest of my classmates, and also as revenge for the events of the last few days’ would be more of an acceptable answer to me, given what I’ve seen of him so far. With that said, that... is not a great way to survive, considering the target being painted in broader strokes on your back each passing minute...

DON’T LOOK AT ME, SWEETCHEEKS!!

don’t neGLECT THE HEART, DAMN IT

Jeez, maybe he really does see the rest of them as chess pieces... and Shuichi as a knight that can move in abstract, highly unpredictable ways. 8/ Either that or he’s thinking he can keep tightlipped on the motive since Gonta no longer knows it?

Looks directly at Shuichi - winks - blows kiss - “Hey you know what would be a great first date idea? Setting up a tragic murder via patsy that will rock your worldview, potentially break you apart from one of your only friends in this wretched place and ultimately send everyone spiralling into despair.”

“W-Where did you learn how to pick up people?”

“Oh, some book I found in the library called ‘Enoshima’s Guide to Love for the Hopelessly Loveless’, why?”

“KAEDE.AGAIN, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME IN THIS SPOT. I DIDN’T WANT TO BE THE PROTAGONIST. SOMEONE, PLEASE SEND HELP.”

Sadly, Kaito is all bluster at this point... oTL

I have a feeling this is going to end up looking a lot like my reasoning...

He goes down the list so clinically. It’s one thing for me, an outsider, to be able to do that (and just barely, because I was SAD about the conclusion I came to, damn it), but for someone in the game to be able to do it... yikes....

“There is no amount of incest roleplay fantasy dreams that’ll make up for the shitshow that is today.”

“He’s making me be the one to say it, isn’t he. Sonuvabitch.”

well fuck you too

no no no no no no no he’s CRYING HE’S AUDIBLY CRYING THIS IS 50 SHADES OF NOT OKAY

He’s straight-up challenging Shuichi to be the one to pull the trigger (absolutely pun intended).

IF.... IF ONLY IT WERE SO EASY, KAITO....

“If I just choose myself THIS HELL WILL BE OVER.”

“Bro I will fucking deck you.”

What if I just

turned

the game off

right now

just let this game board sit open, here, for all of eternity

that would be okay right

[askkokichiandfriends]

Omg, is Shuichi STILL puking? I think we oughta call a nurse or some medical person. Anyway, Kiibo, I dare you to have XXX with Kokichi! Not in front of us, but somewhere private!

Kiibo: What is—Kokichi: I’ll show you, Kiiboard~!Rantaro: Uh-oh.Shuichi: …I th-think I’m fine now…Rantaro: I’m surprised that the drinks weren’t poisoned by Kokichi, to be honest. Only poison could make you that sick.Kokichi: Nah, that was hand sanitiser.Shuichi: wHAT—Kokichi: Aaaaaanyway, lets get on with it, Kii-boy~!Kiibo: On with wha—**Kokichi drags Kiibo out of the room**Rantaro: Looks like it’s just us temporarily, Shuichi.

[askkokichiandfriends]

Rantaro: So, unfortunately @mk-aka-morgan ‘s other question was deleted from our inbox for no known reason. Due to this, I shall answer it here. I believe the question was if I had any romantic interests. Hmm...let me think...

Rantaro: ...Nope. None.

Kokichi: but dADDY——

Shuichi: He’s just messing with you, Kokichi.

Kokichi: Oh, I already know that. I just wanted an excuse to call him daddy~

Kiibo: Again, can somebody please explain to me why Kokichi refers to us as his fathers?

Kokichi: I’ll show you~

Shuichi: Please don’t.

Rantaro: In all seriousness, my romantic interests are Shuichi, Kokichi and Kiibo.

Kiibo: Just to reiterate, I never gave my consent to be a part of this polyamorous relationship.

Kokichi: You know you want it, Kiiboy~

Kiibo: ...Why was I programmed this way...?

[askkokichiandfriends]

KIIBO, YOU BETTER KISS THAT GREMLIN OR ELSE I'MMA GO SHE-HULK ON YA

Kiibo: I assume you are referring to Kokichi. Though, I am unable to recall a definition of “She-hulk”.Shuichi: It means she’s gonna murder you.Kiibo: Murder is not welcome in a school environment! Is there a way to evade this possible demise?Rantaro: You heard the dare, Kiibo. You have to kiss Kokichi.Kiibo: That behaviour is inappropriate!Kokichi: You want inappropriate? You can join Shuichi and I tonight~!Shuichi: W-Wait, wha—Rantaro: Just do it, Kiibo.Kiibo: If I must…**Kiibo kisses Kokichi lightly on the lips**Kokichi: That was pretty good…for a robot~! Nishishi~!Kiibo: K1_B0.EXE HAS STOPPED RESPONDING. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTART THE PROGRAM?

[askkokichiandfriends]

Hey uhh Kokichi, have you seen Saihara lately because I saw him being grabbed by a gang member of some sort and I’m kinda worried about him at the moment, make sure detective boi is safe✨✨✨

Kokichi: *Smiles* Yep~! He’ll be fine. I’m on my way to save him~!

Kokichi: *Bursts through the door* I’M COMING TO RESCUE YOU, MY BELOVED SAIHARA-CHAN~!Shuichi: I’ve been stuck here for the last twenty minutes. What took you so long?Kokichi: MCDONALDS HAD A REALLY LONG QUEUE, OKAY?!Shuichi: I could’ve died in that time, Kokichi.Kokichi: IT WAS TWO-FOR-ONE ON BIG MACS

[askkokichiandfriends]

I DARE COCKICHI TO MIX PANTA AND PICKLE JUICE AND DRINK IT!!!

Kokichi: …Pickle Juice? ARE YOU TRYNA KILL ME?! Ugh, fine. I’ll do it. This is probably the strangest dare yet but, as you worship me so dearly, I suppose it won’t be too much of a bother. I hope you find some satisfaction in my misery.**Kokichi mixes Pickle Juice into his bottle of Panta. He shakes it before drinking it and immediately spits it onto the floor**Kokichi: whY DID YOU MAKE ME GO THROUGH THIS?!Rantaro: That’s karma at it’s finest, Kokichi. It was pretty amusi—**Kokichi shoves the bottle in Rantaro’s mouth**

[askkokichiandfriends]

Anyway, I have some people I wanna show ya! *summons Kiibouma, Saiouma, Animouma, and Saiibo* Meet your ship fusions! Don't worry, they don't have extra limbs XD

Rantaro: Animouma…? I don’t know what that is. Are you referring to Oumami?Shuichi: Ship-Fusions? Who are you talking abo—**Kiibouma busts down the door**Kiibouma: GOOOOD EVENING~! I’m Kiibouma, the SHSL Drama Queen~!Kiibo: …I am both offended and perplexed.Kokichi: Wow! You have Kiibo’s self-centredness and my ability to lie~!Kiibo: Kokichi, I am not self-centred. In the Killing Game, I literally ga—Rantaro: Who’s this?Saiouma: Hmm…A formal introduction worthy of you both…Ah-ha! I know! I’m Saiouma, the Ultimate Forensic Scientist!Shuichi: A forensic scientist? You work with bodies?Saiouma: Bodies, explosives, poison and more~!Kokichi: Woah! My children are SO cool~!Shuichi: It’s nice to meet you, Saiouma. Perhaps we can work together in the future?Saiibo: A-Ah…umm…I…uhh…Kokichi: Oh God.Saiibo: …I’m S-Saiibo. The U-Ultimate M-Mathematician…I-It’s a p-pleasure to make y-your a-a-acquaintance…Rantaro: You seem much calmer and easier to talk to than the others.Saiibo: O-Oh! A-Ah…Th-Thank you, Sir…Kokichi: Wow! Look! He’s just as nervous as Shuichi and just as ditzy as Kiibo~!Kiibo: Kokichi! I am deeply offended!Saiibo: D-Daddy? W-Why are you mad at M-Mr Ouma…?Rantaro: He’s not your daddy. He is Kokichi’s da—Kiibo: He is incredibly robophobic and takes pride in destroying my confidence!Kokichi: You know you love me, Kiiboy~Kiibo: …Why must I be this way…?Oumami: Is it my turn for an introduction?Shuichi: I would assume so.Oumami: I’m Oumami, the Ultimate Lion Tamer. It’s nice to meet you.Rantaro: I’d happily have you as my child.Oumami: I killed a woman yesterday. Are you proud of me?Kokichi: YES!Rantaro: No.Shuichi: There are so many people in this room…Rantaro: I agree. I think it’s for the best that you four leave.**Saiiouma leaves immediately because she thinks social interaction is a sin**Rantaro: You three too.**Oumasai, Kiibouma and Oumami leave**Kiibo: Thank you, Rantaro. The large amount of people was twisting my circuitry.Shuichi: Yeah. Let’s…not bring them back.Rantaro: I agree.Kokichi: AWW~! I LIKED THEM~!Rantaro: Be quiet and I’ll take you to McDonalds.**Kokichi stops talking**

[cr0wprince]

When OumaSaiibo happens, Kokichi and Shuichi are probably together already and Kokichi’s like “I want Keeboy.” And Shuichi’s like “Did I do something wrong? Are you breaking up with me?” And Kokichi’s just “I don’t want to break up with you. I just want Keeboy too.” Shuichi’s quiet for a minute and is like “You can do that?” “I can do whatever I want; I’m the supreme leader.” then they acquire Keebo, who’s been having dirty thoughts of holding hands and sharing little kisses with the both of them.