#saikiiboumami

[askkokichiandfriends]

Moderator: Hey! So, I’m sorry for not being around in practically forever. I’ve been dealing with a lot of problems at home as well as some mental health issu——

Kokichi: You called?

Rantaro: She said “a lot of problems”, not “a little problem.”

Kokichi: Hey, I’m not little! I’m the Ultimate Supreme Leader, and I’ll destroy you with my undefeatable army!

Kiibo: An army?

Kokichi: **Flooding the house with rubber ducks** THIS ARMY

[dangan-memelord]

Legend says that they walked around like that for three hours before their boyfreind noticed anything.

im too lazy to format its 1am I'll fix this later

dont repost my shit

[danganronpsconfessions]

[minteaowo]

I found this pose and couldn’t help but want to draw them like this uwu

[ask-shslhopebot-blog]

Kiibo: T-thank you for asking Anon!

[holy-shit-dangan-ronpa]

Amami's really hot like heck yea step on me babs

Saihara, kiibo, amami, and ouma are on their own astral plane, which i have dubbed the “saikiiboumami square”. These four conventionally attractive boys can get shipped with each other in any combination and it is never questioned. it bemuses me

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

100 Kinks ft. Best Boys

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2omLMLL

by vriskabby

Collection of one-shots of SaiKiibOuMami from the 100 Kinks Challenge

Aka kinky best boys (Some of these will be canon-universe, some will not)

Will add more tags as we go weeeeeeeee

Words: 1439, Chapters: 1/100, Language: English

Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Oma Kokichi, Amami Rantaro, Saihara Shuichi, K1-B0 (Dangan Ronpa)

Relationships: Oma Kokichi/Saihara Shuichi, K1-B0/Oma Kokichi, Amami Rantaro/Oma Kokichi, Amami Rantaro/K1-B0, Amami Rantaro/Saihara Shuichi, Amami Rantaro/K1-B0/Oma Kokichi/Saihara Shuichi

Additional Tags: Short answer to the age old question of 'do robots have dicks?' is they do now bitch, i might skip some of these if i dont understand/am uncomfortable with them, but the list of things that fall under that category for me is short so, lets do this, Fluff, Smut, Kissing, this will update slowly and inconsistently, 100 Kinks Challenge, The Pocky Game, Sloppy Makeouts

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2omLMLL

[askkokichiandfriends]

Omg, is Shuichi STILL puking? I think we oughta call a nurse or some medical person. Anyway, Kiibo, I dare you to have XXX with Kokichi! Not in front of us, but somewhere private!

Kiibo: What is—Kokichi: I’ll show you, Kiiboard~!Rantaro: Uh-oh.Shuichi: …I th-think I’m fine now…Rantaro: I’m surprised that the drinks weren’t poisoned by Kokichi, to be honest. Only poison could make you that sick.Kokichi: Nah, that was hand sanitiser.Shuichi: wHAT—Kokichi: Aaaaaanyway, lets get on with it, Kii-boy~!Kiibo: On with wha—**Kokichi drags Kiibo out of the room**Rantaro: Looks like it’s just us temporarily, Shuichi.

[askkokichiandfriends]

Rantaro: So, unfortunately @mk-aka-morgan ‘s other question was deleted from our inbox for no known reason. Due to this, I shall answer it here. I believe the question was if I had any romantic interests. Hmm...let me think...

Rantaro: ...Nope. None.

Kokichi: but dADDY——

Shuichi: He’s just messing with you, Kokichi.

Kokichi: Oh, I already know that. I just wanted an excuse to call him daddy~

Kiibo: Again, can somebody please explain to me why Kokichi refers to us as his fathers?

Kokichi: I’ll show you~

Shuichi: Please don’t.

Rantaro: In all seriousness, my romantic interests are Shuichi, Kokichi and Kiibo.

Kiibo: Just to reiterate, I never gave my consent to be a part of this polyamorous relationship.

Kokichi: You know you want it, Kiiboy~

Kiibo: ...Why was I programmed this way...?

[askkokichiandfriends]

KIIBO, YOU BETTER KISS THAT GREMLIN OR ELSE I'MMA GO SHE-HULK ON YA

Kiibo: I assume you are referring to Kokichi. Though, I am unable to recall a definition of “She-hulk”.Shuichi: It means she’s gonna murder you.Kiibo: Murder is not welcome in a school environment! Is there a way to evade this possible demise?Rantaro: You heard the dare, Kiibo. You have to kiss Kokichi.Kiibo: That behaviour is inappropriate!Kokichi: You want inappropriate? You can join Shuichi and I tonight~!Shuichi: W-Wait, wha—Rantaro: Just do it, Kiibo.Kiibo: If I must…**Kiibo kisses Kokichi lightly on the lips**Kokichi: That was pretty good…for a robot~! Nishishi~!Kiibo: K1_B0.EXE HAS STOPPED RESPONDING. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTART THE PROGRAM?

[askkokichiandfriends]

Hey uhh Kokichi, have you seen Saihara lately because I saw him being grabbed by a gang member of some sort and I’m kinda worried about him at the moment, make sure detective boi is safe✨✨✨

Kokichi: *Smiles* Yep~! He’ll be fine. I’m on my way to save him~!

Kokichi: *Bursts through the door* I’M COMING TO RESCUE YOU, MY BELOVED SAIHARA-CHAN~!Shuichi: I’ve been stuck here for the last twenty minutes. What took you so long?Kokichi: MCDONALDS HAD A REALLY LONG QUEUE, OKAY?!Shuichi: I could’ve died in that time, Kokichi.Kokichi: IT WAS TWO-FOR-ONE ON BIG MACS

[askkokichiandfriends]

I DARE COCKICHI TO MIX PANTA AND PICKLE JUICE AND DRINK IT!!!

Kokichi: …Pickle Juice? ARE YOU TRYNA KILL ME?! Ugh, fine. I’ll do it. This is probably the strangest dare yet but, as you worship me so dearly, I suppose it won’t be too much of a bother. I hope you find some satisfaction in my misery.**Kokichi mixes Pickle Juice into his bottle of Panta. He shakes it before drinking it and immediately spits it onto the floor**Kokichi: whY DID YOU MAKE ME GO THROUGH THIS?!Rantaro: That’s karma at it’s finest, Kokichi. It was pretty amusi—**Kokichi shoves the bottle in Rantaro’s mouth**

[askkokichiandfriends]

Since Kiibo is acting like a debbie downer and being mean to me, he has to kiss Kokichi AGAIN. I honestly am insulted, Kiibo :(

Kiibo: Y-You are? My apologies. I was not aware that I was being offensive and speaking out of line. I am truly sorry.Rantaro: It’s okay, Kiibo. I’m sure they forgive you. They keep coming back for more, after all.Kiibo: That is somewhat reassuring.Kokichi: C’mon, Kiiboy~! Shut up and kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!**Kiibo sighs nervously and gently kisses Kokichi on the lips**Kiibo: Will this suffice as an apology?Shuichi: Probably.Kokichi: Hey, Kiibo, do you wanna join Shuichi and I tonight~?Shuichi: Wha—Kiibo: I don’t know. What are you planning?Kokichi: We’re gonna bang!Shuichi: K-Kokichi, I didn’t say anythi—Kiibo: Guns? Please do not fight! There are more logical means of solving a situation!Rantaro: Thats not what they’re referring to, Kiibo.Kiibo: Then what are they referring to…?Kokichi: WELL, WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH—Shuichi&Rantaro: KOKICHI, NO.

[askkokichiandfriends]

Anyway, I have some people I wanna show ya! *summons Kiibouma, Saiouma, Animouma, and Saiibo* Meet your ship fusions! Don't worry, they don't have extra limbs XD

Rantaro: Animouma…? I don’t know what that is. Are you referring to Oumami?Shuichi: Ship-Fusions? Who are you talking abo—**Kiibouma busts down the door**Kiibouma: GOOOOD EVENING~! I’m Kiibouma, the SHSL Drama Queen~!Kiibo: …I am both offended and perplexed.Kokichi: Wow! You have Kiibo’s self-centredness and my ability to lie~!Kiibo: Kokichi, I am not self-centred. In the Killing Game, I literally ga—Rantaro: Who’s this?Saiouma: Hmm…A formal introduction worthy of you both…Ah-ha! I know! I’m Saiouma, the Ultimate Forensic Scientist!Shuichi: A forensic scientist? You work with bodies?Saiouma: Bodies, explosives, poison and more~!Kokichi: Woah! My children are SO cool~!Shuichi: It’s nice to meet you, Saiouma. Perhaps we can work together in the future?Saiibo: A-Ah…umm…I…uhh…Kokichi: Oh God.Saiibo: …I’m S-Saiibo. The U-Ultimate M-Mathematician…I-It’s a p-pleasure to make y-your a-a-acquaintance…Rantaro: You seem much calmer and easier to talk to than the others.Saiibo: O-Oh! A-Ah…Th-Thank you, Sir…Kokichi: Wow! Look! He’s just as nervous as Shuichi and just as ditzy as Kiibo~!Kiibo: Kokichi! I am deeply offended!Saiibo: D-Daddy? W-Why are you mad at M-Mr Ouma…?Rantaro: He’s not your daddy. He is Kokichi’s da—Kiibo: He is incredibly robophobic and takes pride in destroying my confidence!Kokichi: You know you love me, Kiiboy~Kiibo: …Why must I be this way…?Oumami: Is it my turn for an introduction?Shuichi: I would assume so.Oumami: I’m Oumami, the Ultimate Lion Tamer. It’s nice to meet you.Rantaro: I’d happily have you as my child.Oumami: I killed a woman yesterday. Are you proud of me?Kokichi: YES!Rantaro: No.Shuichi: There are so many people in this room…Rantaro: I agree. I think it’s for the best that you four leave.**Saiiouma leaves immediately because she thinks social interaction is a sin**Rantaro: You three too.**Oumasai, Kiibouma and Oumami leave**Kiibo: Thank you, Rantaro. The large amount of people was twisting my circuitry.Shuichi: Yeah. Let’s…not bring them back.Rantaro: I agree.Kokichi: AWW~! I LIKED THEM~!Rantaro: Be quiet and I’ll take you to McDonalds.**Kokichi stops talking**

[askkokichiandfriends]

Kokichi: WHY HAVE WE RUN OUT OF QUESTIONS?!

Rantaro: Be patient, Kokichi. I’m sure you’ll get more questions eventually.

Kokichi: THIS ISN’T FAIR! I WANT QUESTIONS AND DARES!

Kiibo: Is there a way I can temporarily distract you?

Shuichi: It’s really hard to calm him down when he’s like this.

Rantaro: His temper will cool eventually.

Kokichi: BUT THAT’S KAYAYDAY’S LIE, ISN’T IT?!

Kiibo: If you have any more questions, please feel free to ask! Read our first post and then leave a question or dare for us!

Shuichi: I think that’ll calm him.

Kokichi: I WILL NOT BE CALM!

Rantaro: Ask us questions. We’re always open.

[minteaowo]

Wait... is the ship name Saiiboumami or Saikiiboumami?? I've seen both on your blog, so I was confused

Well at first I was calling it Saikiiboumami, but personally decided to call it Saiiboumami just because it rolls off the tongue a little better uwu

And it’s also literally just shoving Saiibo and Oumami together so…