#salad it/she

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

[fukiana]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios "Well—whatever you're into."

[thechaoticdruid]

Ngl I feel bad for her. She must of heard some weird shit that night.

[gunsatthaphan]

🏳️‍🌈!!!

[theriverbeyond]

have u ever thought abt the sheer gastrointestinal distress that Gideon must have experienced during those first few weeks at Canaan House. like yes she might be the child of God but my girl was raised on nutrient paste and snow leek which does not prepare the disgestive system for any kind variety. Harrow was probably fine bc she barely ate anything but Gideon went full ham on all the food. THIS is why the narrative breezed over those first few days at Canaan house. it wasn't just bc she was bored and had nothing to do. it was also bc Gideon was in the bathroom.

[theowlburrow]

Zubat's leggies 🦇

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

[ghouljams]

me going through all of your cowboy!ghost writing giggling knowing my grandpa who raised me had the same government name as price and I’ve lived in the south my whole life with my little country accent. This is pure dopamine

Aaaaaah this makes me so happy to hear!!! Cowboy!Ghost is such a sucker for a country accent, he is truly living his best life as a ranch hand. No one can tell me he wasn't made for mommas to dote on, absolutely swarmed at the potluck. Actually hold on...

You lost Simon pretty much as soon as you set your 9x13 of chess bars on the folding table. He'd grumbled enough about being dragged here you thought he'd at least stay close by. Your daddy was already on his second cup of sweet tea, chatting with one of the neighbors, Soap's bothering his nun, Gaz is raiding the burnt ends, where the hell is your boyfriend?

You only spot him because he's a solid head taller than the woman surrounding him. You have never seen someone look so utterly uncomfortable and utterly at peace in your life. He already has a full plate and you've been here less than a minute. One of the women pats his arm, another reaches up to pinch his cheek, all of them cooing over what a fine young man he is. You press your lips into a thin line to keep from laughing.

He thanks them quietly, the barest hint of a smile on his lips. You can almost feel them vibrating at his accent.

"You're a long way from home, doesn't your mother worry about you?" One of them asks. Simon's eyes dart to meet yours.

"She's gone," You mouth "ma'am" at him, reminding him to be polite, "Ma'am." He looks back at the ladies who all nod their heads quietly, taking a moment for him.

"Well," Another starts, her voice drawing the attention of all the others, "I'm sure she'd be glad we found you then, with how thin you are." At that you do laugh, watching the confusion on Simon's face as all of them nod solemnly. As if they hadn't been admiring his muscle two seconds ago.

[bumblingbabooshka]

TUVOKTOBER Day 2: Lunch Break [Interrupted]

[falllpoutboy]

literally mothra showing up in the movie

[fruit-salad-ship]

Rainy/snowy day doodle where they get to relax as a family.

Peach has her faithful fire types on that painful knee during the wet weather.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hi!! howdy!! hello!! i have a question about the lights out au !! :D How did Poppy, Frank and Wally react to Howdy waking up? How did HE react to waking up?? sorry if this was already asked hhaha

lots of emotions! i will portray Two

[capndragn94]

Adora: Stop it, Hordak! This isn't like you, you're not a bad guy!

Hordak: Since WHEN?! When, on this worthless planet, did I EVER become a quote-unquote "good guy"?!

Catra: You were at Sea Hawk's barbecue last week!

Hordak: Yeah, and I brought potato salad.

Adora: *turns into She-Ra* He is truly lost to us.

[bishoptheboy]

⚠️ WARNING: LONG RANT AHEAD

I don't wanna do it on twt but freaking Salad's design on that timeskip... Sorry but it makes her look like she is just there to be a doll, like the rest of the girls (heck I am still icked that basically all of them needs their legs to be shown?? Ike what the f?? ) isn't she basically an Uchiha? If she aims to be a Hokage she has to be just as skilled (not freaking aimed to be saved like what kind of vision is that IkE??? Making her look like a freakin damsel in distress)

And the heels... how are you supposed to fight in those high heels? I am forever bitter with the design. More focused on creating a visual that would appease a certain kind of "crowd" (Idk maybe Ike is part of it), than the storytelling of it all. (And I know some in the Akatsuki wore heels and even Tsunade but THEY WERE GROWN WOMEN WITH EXPERIENCE AND SKILLS vs 16 year old who is still in training??? A chunin?? Their ranks are different. And Salad have platforms on top of those heels, how are you gonna jump and run and kick and ninja with those smh)

*lots of casuals were dragging the design btw, saying stuff like Salad is basically going to a night club and Burrito looks like he got three people under his cloak*

Bruh Naruto trained to catch up to Sasuke and stand with him as an equal.. I dont know what is the even the goal for this story. And the whole Momo-whatever-the-heck inside Burrito is just another reason for Burrito to get something just like how Naruto has kurama. He still gets to be overtaken by that and still can't control it. And apparently something might happen to Sasuke Bec of it.

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And finally this abomination:

What kind of a stance is this??? Like those weird cringe anime girls where their feet are skewed and legs bent inward???? How is this a fighting pose??

I can't believe she is supposed to be Sasuke's daughter.

[papabigtoes]

another chapter wip because yeti me have much fun drawing these

[nyxi-pixie]

no because literally mike is the Least observant mfer like the guy is so smart but by Fuck hes dumb sometimes. like??? how are you not going to pick up that ur gf is uncomfortable w her 'friends'??

but then when it comes to will, mike would literally notice if he changed the way he folded his socks or smthn😭😭 "you were rolling your eyes" mfer do u have a 6th sense for when will is sad bc he was BEHIND YOU HOW DID U EVEN SEE THAT😭😭😭😭😭