#samatoki feeding fishes

[hypfic]

Ppssssttt i've got a fluffy Samatoki x GF reader one for ya! Can you get the GF to bring home an stray kitten to Samatokis apartment as hers dont allow pets and Samatoki gets jealous if the attention it recieves? ❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤

it was raining out today and I had a dream about finding a stray kitty last night so I was rather inspired today to get this one done! I hope you enjoy it!

    The rain fell quietly on the pavement as you began your walk home from work. You gripped the umbrella handle tight to your chest as a gust of wind blew in from the nearby seaside. Whenever it rained in Yokohama, it always got cold and the air always smelled like a mix of dew and salt. On rainy days like this, you would rather be at home cuddled under a blanket on the couch with your boyfriend. Work was rather slow today, so your boss let you go home early, which you gratefully accepted. You quickly walked through the streets, excited to get home to the warmth of your apartment before Samatoki came to pick you up. While waiting at the crosswalk, you heard a quiet cry from the bushes beside you. You furrowed your brow and decided to ignore it, rocking on your heels as you waited for the light to turn red so you could cross. However, the cries became more prominent and demanding. 

    “What on earth?” You muttered to yourself as you turned on your heel and walked toward the bushes, sighing as you saw the light turn out the corner of your eye. At this rate, you were going to be late for your night with Samatoki, no time to change out of your work clothes either. 

    You crouched by the side of the bush and pushed a section of leaves away with your free hand. Placing your bag on the floor, you held the umbrella under your chin as you reached out and pulled the wet creature out from captivity. You looked down at the small kitten in your hand, expression softening as you watched it shake in the warmth of your hands. You took off your coat and wrapped the small cat inside, shuddering at the cold wind. It was better that you shiver than it. You walked quickly down the street, the lack of your warm layer motivating you to reach your destination faster. Samatoki’s apartment was closer… and the deeper the night grew, the colder it became. Hopefully, he hadn’t left yet...

    The door to Samatoki’s opened before you could knock. A surprising look of concern on his face. 

    “Y/n! Your hair is soaked… and why is your jacket off? Did something happen? Come inside, I don’t want you getting a cold.” He opened the door and ushered you in, walking to the linen closet to grab you a towel. Samatoki returned and draped the towel over your shoulders, taking your bag and umbrella from your arm. “You can hang your coat up, or do you want to run it through the dryer?”

    “Uhm…. well, maybe so, yes… but also um…” You slowly moved your coat to reveal the kitten underneath. “I found it walking home… and it looked so cold and helpless and it's so small… I couldn't just leave it there… my apartment complex doesn’t allow pets so I just brought it here...”

    The tiny cat moved in your arms and perched itself to look at Samatoki with curious eyes. You giggled as Samatoki squinted at the cat and bent down to stare at it. 

    “Oi, listen to me furball, you better understand how lucky you are to be rescued by y/n, ok? She went out of her way to keep you warm so you wouldn’t die in the rain, and now she’s gonna get sick all cause she used her coat to keep you warm. Ya understand that?”

The cat only meowed in response.

    You rolled your eyes and blushed before bending down and setting the kitten on the floor. “Babe, it’s just a kitten… are you jealous?~” a smirk grew on your face. “Awwww~ Samatoki’s jealous of the kitty~” you teased, using your towel to wrap around his neck and pull him closer to you. “Don’t worry darling, you’re still my number one, you just aren’t tiny and freezing in the rain. Don’t get any ideas either,” you warned before pecking his lips.

    You slung the towel over your shoulder and wandered into Samatoki’s kitchen, opening the pantry and searching for something to feed the stray cat. There wasn’t much suitable for a cat there… so you moved to the fridge. You smiled successfully as you spotted some leftover tuna from your sushi date a few nights ago. 

    “This should still be good…” You brought the carton up to your nose and sniffed the fish. Then, you grabbed a small rice bowl from the china cabinet and placed the fish inside after cutting it into small pieces. 

    Samatoki sighed as he leaned against the entryway to the kitchen, crossing his arms and watching as you cared for the kitten. It was endearing to see you care for the tiny animal, your kind heart was always something he loved about you. He found himself smiling softly as you laid on the floor with the cat, petting its head as it drank water and ate. 

    He came over to sit next to you, pulling you into his lap. “We’ll take it to the vet tomorrow morning and see if it belongs to anyone… and if not… I suppose we could keep it here if you’d like. Maybe it’ll persuade you to move in with me, huh?” 

    You shook your head with a smile, turning to kiss your boyfriend’s cheek. “I can’t believe you’re jealous of a kitten. It’s kinda cute though… you’re like a little puppy~”

    Samatoki’s ears turned red and he huffed, moving his arms away from you consequently. 

    You frowned as you felt his arms move away from your waist, “Wait! Babe! No! I was teasing! Come on, are you that embarrassed?”

    “Tch. No, your clothes are just wet. Let me grab some of mine for you to change into.”

    “Hm, fine.” You moved off his lap and followed him to the bedroom, smiling giddily to yourself. Samatoki only offered you his clothes when he was feeling jealous or possessive, you couldn’t believe all it took to get him like this was a kitten!

[alienonion]

fuck it, Pet headcannons for the Hypmic fellas 

Matenrou: 

Hifumi and Doppo have a cat name Gummi, she is very spoiled and very rude. Brown tabby. She despises Doppo despite him being the one to initially adopt her. She tolerates Hifumi but she absolutely Adores Jakurai. Whenever he visits she cuddles up in his lap and refuses to move. Also he has long hair that’s fun to play with. This infuriates Doppo further. 

Jakurai himself has no pets, since he’s too busy usually to be able to take care of one. 

Buster Bros: 

All three boys share a hamster, since their apartment complex doesn’t allow big pets. The hamster’s name is Miku, after Hatsune Miku, Saburo says its cringe but he got outvoted. Miku is round and brown and white, Jiro likes to gross out Saburo by giving it obscene amounts of food to cram into its cheeks.

They used to have a goldfish but it kept dying, as in, it died once and Ichiro replaced it without telling the others, then the second time decided it wasn’t right to keep killing fish and they should probably just give up. 

Mad Trigger Crew: 

Jyuto has a 12 year old pitbull named Chalk. He’s missing a foot and is white with reddish eyes. He Loves him. As far as anyone is aware, Chalk has never had a thought in his entire life and is not about to start. 

Samatoki hates animals. 

Rio feeds approximately 70 stray dogs, cats, and other wild forest creatures that he comes across. He always has extra dog food on him but never seems to buy it. He has been spotted keeping warm during the wintertime by simply inviting strays into his tent to cuddle up with. 

Fling Posse: 

Gentaro has two pet songbirds, Nukata and Go-Toba, after Princess Nukata and Emperor Go-Toba, two historical poets. This is information he is eager to repeat whenever anybody acknowledges his birds. They have a cage that they sleep in, though when he’s home working they’re free to fly about his home. 

Ramuda is not allowed near his birds when they’re out of the cage because he has tried to feed them candy in the past. Dice is also not allowed near them because he once stared at them for ten minutes with his stomach grumbling, and its not that Gen think’s he Would eat his birds but... would he? 

Ramuda has a tomogotchi he is very passionate about. It’s name is Stinky. 

Dice feeds a colony of feral cats behind the dumpsters at his favorite casino, he is the only human they will allow near them, likely because they consider him one of the colony. 

I Might draw this later. We will see. 

[rioshairyballs]

KYAAAAA A NEW IMAGINES BLOG!!! mod-kun, can I request tdd reacting to reader-chan having worms??? XD

hiiiii of course you can my sweet ❤️i went with tapeworm for this one because you didnt specify what kind of worm! also i dont write for r*muda so i left him out i hope thats okay 🥺👉👈

Ichiro

sorry for giving you tapeworm baby 3 get better soon *goes back to watching hentai*

Samatoki

not if i have anything to say about it *rips your small intestine out*

Jakurai

Tapeworms are flat, segmented worms that live in the intestines of some animals. Animals can become infected with these parasites when grazing in pastures or drinking contaminated water.

Eating undercooked meat from infected animals is the main cause of tapeworm infection in people. Although tapeworms in humans usually cause few symptoms and are easily treated, they can sometimes cause serious, life-threatening problems. That's why it's important to recognize the symptoms and know how to protect yourself and your family.

Tapeworm Causes

Six types of tapeworms are known to infect people. They are usually identified by the animals they come from -- for example, Taenia saginata from beef, Taenia solium from pork, and Diphyllobothrium latum from fish.

Tapeworms have a three-stage lifecycle: egg, an immature stage called a larva, and an adult stage at which the worm can produce more eggs. Because larvae can get into the muscles of their hosts, infection can occur when you eat raw or undercooked meat from an infected animal.

It is also possible to contract pork tapeworms from foods prepared by an infected person. Because tapeworm eggs are passed with bowel movements, a person who doesn't wash hands well after wiping and then prepares food can contaminate the food.

Tapeworm Symptoms

Sometimes tapeworms cause symptoms such as:

Nausea

Weakness

Diarrhea

Abdominal pain

Hunger or loss of appetite

Fatigue

Weight loss

Vitamin and mineral deficiencies

However, often tapeworms don't cause symptoms. The only sign of tapeworm infection may be segments of the worms, possibly moving, in a bowel movement.

In rare cases, tapeworms can lead to serious complications, including blocking the intestine, or smaller ducts in the intestine (like the bile duct or pancreatic duct).

If pork tapeworm larvae move out of the intestine, they can migrate to other parts of the body and cause damage to the liver, eyes, heart, and brain. These infections can be life-threatening. Seizures are the most common symptom of cystocercosis, the infection caused by the larvae of the pork tapeworm.

Treatment for Tapeworms

If you suspect you have tapeworms, see your doctor. Diagnosing a tapeworm infection may require a stool sample to identify the type of worm.

If worms are not detected in the stool, your doctor may order a blood test to check for antibodies produced to fight tapeworm infection. For serious cases, your doctor may use imaging tests such as computed tomography (CT) or magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) to check for damage outside the digestive tract.

The type and length of treatment may depend on the type of tapeworm you have. Tapeworms are usually treated with a medicine taken by mouth. The most commonly used medicine for tapeworms is praziquantel (Biltricide).

These medications paralyze the tapeworms, which let go of the intestine, dissolve, and pass from your body with bowel movements. If worms are large, you may have cramping when they pass. Your doctor will recheck stool samples at one and three months after you finish treatment. When tapeworms are confined to the intestines, appropriate treatment gets rid of them in more than 95% of people.

More serious complications of tapeworm infection are also treated with medications.

Preventing Tapeworms in Humans

Tapeworms are uncommon in the U.S. today because of laws on feeding practices and inspection of the animals we use for food.

You can further reduce your risk of tapeworms by washing your hands before and after using the toilet and by following these food safety tips.

Avoid raw fish and meat.

Thoroughly cook meat to temperatures of at least 145 degrees Fahrenheit for whole cuts of meat and to at least 160 degrees F for ground meat and poultry. Then, allow the meat to rest for three minutes before carving or consuming; the heat continues killing pathogens during that time.

Freezing meat to -4 degrees F for at least 24 hours also kills tapeworm eggs.

When traveling in undeveloped countries, cook fruits and vegetables with boiled or chemically-treated water before eating.

Wash hands with soap and hot water before preparing or eating foods.

[dopposhusband]

I know I say it all the time, but I wanted to tell you directly for once: I think the stuff you write is genuinely great! Whether it be a few headcanons, a fic or a description of one of your AUs, I really love them! They're well written and always interesting to read, so thank you for posting your stuff! I'll always be looking forward to more! Once again, I have another question about your boys! Do you have some friendship HCs? Either between them or in general? ^^

@yokairu​ Youre the absolute sweetest!! It means the world to read that, I owe you so much, thank you! I wrote a whole thing about Doppo having friends once at three in the morning and its been sitting in my drafts for a few weeks so I thought the ideas I had there would be interesting here! I also put a lil hc what I think being friends with them would be like too!

Doppo doesn’t really have any friends outside of Jakurai and Hifumi which is a huge shame because I think he could get along with everyone! He really deserves more people to care about him!

💼 Dice inviting Doppo to try a more adventurist life for a night, have the two go gambling and drinking together. I just want Doppo to be able to loosen up and have some fun and I also want Dice to understand just how much of Doppos apology loops come from such an abusive work life. They’re complete opposites and they could learn something from each other!!!

💼 Doppo being a big brother figure for Ichiro, Doppo is literally the walking definition of exhaustion and having to take care of two baby brothers must’ve been tough on Ichiro. So Doppo can understand having to hide more negative emotions from his years hiding them from co-workers, managers, customers, and maybe even his own younger brother. Doppo might not be able to help carry the burden Ichiro has but let him give him like a nice lil head pat, tell him hes doing a great job!!!

💼 Also speaking of buster bros, Jiro and Saburo??? Like imagine Doppo teaching Saburo how to use Microsoft Excel!! Jiro catching Doppo on his lunch break and begging him to buy him lunch too, then Doppo complaining about how much his job sucks and Jiro giving him some of the worst career advice ever.

💼 Rio teaching him how to make all kinds of drinks and foods he can eat to relieve his stress and tension. Just Doppo out in the woods to clear his mind from the bustle of the city, taking in fresh air and just relaxing. Having someone like Rio who isn’t too talkative but is always willing to let him vent then after hes let it all out he can just lie back and look at the stars!!

💼 Even though Ramuda and Matenrou are on very tense terms but having him make clothes for Doppo. It could just be something small like a nicely designed tie but it’d be enough because itd liven him up knowing that this is something no one else in the world has!! And just having him model for Ramuda at all, it would be such a good boost to his self esteem and hed get to wear all kinds of pretty outfits!!

💼 DOPPO BOOK CLUB!!! DOPPO BOOK CLUB!!! On Doppos days off he host a book club with Gentaro and Rosho! They all talk about books they’ve read, Doppo usually only talks about chapters rather than full books because he rarely has time to read. Gentaro constantly lying about the ending of a book to goof on Rosho and Doppo but always feeling a little bad when Doppo takes it seriously and gets all bummed that it was taking him too long to finish.

💼 Sasara the funny clown man trying his damnedest to make Doppo laugh at one of his jokes!! The salaryman is sad too much he deserves a good laugh too and sometimes Sasaras funny so its perfect!!

👔 Being friends with Doppo changes the longer you know him, at first he’ll be very nervous and overly considerate, but after a long while he’ll eventually relax. He worries a lot about being a burden or about you thinking being friends with him is an obligation so you’ll have to be the one to initiate conversation with him at the beginning. Once he feels confidant that you really care about him then comes the second hurdle of him feeling terrible about never having any time. Time is an issue for Doppo but he tries his hardest to always answer whatever texts you send him and he always extends an invitation to you whenever he can! Slowly, he’ll also be more open about his emotions, not like he isn’t already but he’ll be less worried about expressing them. He’ll be less indecisive on vocalizing his annoyance if you do something that bothers him or if you’re doing something stupid alongside Hifumi. He’ll still be apologetic but less so when it comes to him keeping his ground because you guys are close enough for him not to worry about bending over backwards. Its all a long process but if you do make it to the end you have a very loving friend who is just glad to have you around!

Ichiro needs more people to hang out with, people he can de-stress with when he’s away from his brothers. MC BIG BRO DESERVES A BREAK!

🎧 I know I ship with IchiDice but the two would make great boyfriends and regular friends! Ichiro tends to avoid things that he’s too young so he can’t go gambling instead he gets Dice addicted to a gatcha games. Dice isnt huge on the anime stuff but he sure loves hitting those SSRs! The two are always talking about their pulls, bragging about the good and complaining about the bad almost 24/7. On the other side though when a day gets too stressful Dice is more than okay to listen to Ichiro vent a little, although it is rare and its not like Dice gives good advice but its nice to have an outlet. In return Ichiro always lets Dice crash at his place whenever he hits a massive losing streak.

🎧 Ramuda constantly complains about Ichiro and his brothers clothes so he has an excuse to make them new ones. He also loves texting Ichiro just to chat, always using stickers and litters his texts with emoticons.  。.:☆*:･'(*⌒―⌒*))) °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) ヽ(￣ω￣(。。 )ゝ

🎧 Okay, now hear me out, Rio and Ichiro. It’s the strangest combination but Rio is just such a sweetheart, after the DRB he came over to the Yamada household to check up on them and bring them food. After a little while of gaining his trust Ichiro would slowly warm up to him, I mean he helped with chores and cooked for them. (Even tho the food is a little suspicious being made literally anything) It must be hard to take care of two kids when you’re still a kid too so Rio wants to try and help a little.

🎧 I think there isn’t enough of a focus on him being on good terms with Jakurai and the two being friends. Like Rio, Jakurai worries about Ichiro and how much of his childhood was taken away from him so whenever the two are together he tries to take up the responsibility of paying or driving so he can relax. He takes him and his brothers out fishing occasionally, how much they catch depends on how much Jiro and Saburo argue though.

🔴 Ichiro is an absolutely amazing friend to have! Although his brotherly instincts can make him a little overbearing sometimes, always inviting you over for dinner or reprimanding you if you do something a bit more reckless. He loves involving people in his interests so if you even hint about anime or hip hop he’s on you in a second to drop everything he knows about the subjects, he has whole list of series, artists, and light novels he can’t wait to share! Of course he loves to hear about whatever you’re interested in at the time too and tries to get into it too! Day offs or slow days are anime days so be prepared to get hit with a spam of messages from Ichiro to watch that anime he kept talking about!

Dice travels literally all over the place, he deserves to know pretty much everyone, honestly.

🎲 Jiro and him are some rowdy boys, they get into all kinds of trouble! Whenever Jiro goes tagging sometimes Dice will tag along if he’s too broke to be gambling. If Jiro has any extra cash on him he’ll take Dice to get something cheap to eat since he can’t have him starving himself. Honestly, Dice is like having another older brother except he’s more embarrassing than Ichiro could ever dream to be.

🎲 He usually ends up seeing Samatoki at some of the casinos around Yokohama and like the true idiot he immediately begs for money, not the smartest thing to do to a yakuza but this is Dice. After being yelled a firm no, he’ll usually bum a smoke off him and the two will chat for a little. Sometimes if Samatoki is feeling friendly he’ll tell Dice about any gambling rings happening and if hes being even friendlier he’ll warn him about the dangers too.

🎲 Jyuto and him have run into each other a couple times although it was mainly him having to be escorted off private property. Every time Jyuto gets a call about about someone trespassing he gets so exhausted the moment he shows up and its just Dice again. After being pretend arrested Dice always ends up begging Jyuto to drive him to Rios camp.

🎲 Hifumi has found Dice in the alleyways he takes to the train station, the two usually chat on the way back to his apartment because Dice can’t say no to Hifumi’s cooking. After eating everything Hifumi would make him he’d usually either beg for gambling money or just enough to get back home. Although, on winning days he’ll visit the club, request Hifumi and a champagne call as thanks for feeding him with an extra bonus of downing a whole bottle of champagne. 

🎰 Congratulations you have gotten your very own stray cat! Dice is constantly coming and going so don’t be surprised to wake up and find him sleeping on your doorstep or couch if you gave him a key. He’ll be looking to you for food and the occasional pity 10,000 bills because he swears THE NEXT ONE IS THE WIN PLEASE. You never have to worry about telling him no though, his ability to go from groveling to standing on his feet to just chat is at a record speed. He usually spends his time gambling but if you can’t then he’s more than fine just talking a walk through the town pointing out places where he won or places he lost everything and had to hide while he waited for Gentaro. Past all the begging he’s a funky boy here for a good time and when he hits that 777 you are definitely one of the first people he goes to when its time to celebrate!