#same with warren fr

[enmites]

see i completely sympathize with eddie because imagine being overlooked in the band you literally helped start

[captainuranium543]

Fairy tail headcannon a nobody wanted at all😊

- most of the dragon slayers+erza eat bugs regularly and it's gross AF to everyone

-Natsu because he grew up in the woods and they were like the number one abundant source of food, same for Wendy but she stopped for a while because Carla told her it was nasty (as soon as she joined the fairy tail guild she reverted so incredibly fast)

-gajeel pretends to thinks it's gross but secretly he really likes the taste he just doesn't wanna have that in common with natsu

- erza and Erik because in the evil slave tower where everyone was starving if you found a bug you ate it before anyone else could grab it from you.

- sting did not do that growing up but started when natsu told him it was good, he does not agree but does it anyway so natsu thinks he's cool

- rogue only tried it a couple times because frosch wanted to try it to be more like a frog and rogue is nothing if not supportive

- laxus grew up normal and thinks all of them are disgusting

- Lucy has the WORST financial skills. Legit they are awful. Everyone thinks she's always broke cuz of the tpd (team property damage) constantly making them lose their reward to repair bills but (while that is a factor) when Lucy sees smth cute that would look great in her apartment she just cannot help herself. Lucy will be so careful trying to save her money then she'll see a new set of stationary and goes "haha rent what rent"

- the hand me down game at fairy tail was fucking insane when they where kids. For levy and lisanna basically everything they owned had been passed down like 6 times already

- that red shirt natsu wore in the flashbacks? Before him it was erza's, and before her it was canas, and before her it was laxus.

- gray wears almost exclusively white jackets because jackets are expensive and if he loses them he would rather they be easy to spot so he can find them again rather then have to buy a new one

- sometimes people will invite erza places for the scary dog privilege when they dont want to be bothered by strangers. Erza has no idea thats the reason she just thought people really liked walking with her through rough parts of town in the middle of the night.

- Carla and lilly have insane beef, for no damn reason. Like both of them are fairly polite so neither will say it openly but every conversation between the two is the most passive aggressive petty insult battle you could imagine

- freed, levy, Lucy and later jellal have a book club where they all meet up and talk about whatever they're reading and play Scrabble and talk a lot of shit about their annoying ass friends.

- happy sometimes comes but he is under no circumstances allowed to bring natsu(he knows what he did)

- when erza met seigrain/jellal in the magic counsel she first tried to attack him, when that proved to be a bad idea she later started specifically destroying stuff under his jurisdiction to make sure he had to deal with as much paperwork as possible

- for her modelling, Mira used to use a very light spray of holy water to remove body hair because it burns it off💀

- wendy romeo and chelia are actually best friends like they are constantly hanging out together just to go do stuff

- erza and Erik hate each other for no reason at all. Like over that year that she worked with crime sorciere they where ALWAYS BEEFING. Every time they were near each other erza was thinking insults she knew he could hear and Erik was fighting for his life not to strangle her to death.

When erza became sclass she used to sit on the 5th step of the stairs because Mira wasn't allowed on those stairs yet and it really pissed her off. She was like, just barely out of reach, so Mira would stand at the bottom the stairs yelling death threats at her and erza would be like "whattt I'm not doing anything I don't even know what your talking about in literally just sitting what are you so mad about"

- when Warren invented cellphones, despite all of them looking like modern smartphones, freed somehow managed to get one that looked exactly like a Blackberry and refuses to get a different one

- Mira used to cut her siblings hair and because she didn't know any good haircuts yet her 2 options where 1- bald or 2- bowl cut. Hence lisannas horrifying cut as a child

[winterwump]

Positions - J High Boys🤍

Summary: The J High Boys and what sex positions they like and why!!

Author’s Note: I plan on including Eli and Warren even tho they don’t actually attend J-High as of right now. In my head, none of these boys get bitches like that (and yes, Eli too lol). But I thought this was fun

CW: Mentions of Rough Sex and Breeding

ENJOY!!

Daniel: Cowgirl all the way. He’ll never admit it, but Danny just likes to watch your tits move regardless of their size. If you have small tits, that’s okay , because the sight of you bouncing eagerly on his cock is enough to make him a blushing mess!

Zack: Doggystyle. Solely because he's watched so much doggystyle porn to where it’s only natural that he does it. Also he gets a good look at your holes while he’s going to town on you. He’s the type to *jokingly* bend you over and hump you so you know doggy’s his thing.

Vasco: Missionary. Oh come on, you knew it was true lol. Our baby boy loves looking at your face while he’s plowing deep inside your pussy. Or he likes to bury his face in the crook of your neck - leaving you with eye-catching hickeys. (He’d be more embarrassed about it than you the morning after lol)

Eli: Reverse Cowgirl. It’s efficient lol. He’s hung so of course he likes a position in which the full length of his cock can be taken. That, and he likes griping your hips while he makes you take him balls deep.

Warren: Missionary. He deadass doesn’t know any other positions and I’m being serious. Also because he thinks you're pretty and he just wants to see you all sweaty and horny for him. When he realized that he could play with your clit in missionary, oh it was a wrap for you (lol)

Vinjin: Mating Press. This man is a menace to your back and cervix. It's about drive, it’s about power. But no fr, this man is on a mission to get you pregnant or to leave you fucked-out and shaking. Either option is good, but Vin prefers you to get pregnant because he’s already pumped you full so it’d be a waste. Can you tell that Vin has a breeding kink???

I’ve been turning this one around in my mind for a bit. It feels like I’ve written this b4, but idk and idc lol. I wanted to do this same prompt with guys from Workers and Big Deal idk idk. Anyways, BYE!!!

[marchsfreakshow]

Alright, so!

Hypothetical question: if the Evans were somehow in the same universe and wound up meeting (after the initial shock of seeing so many doppelgangers of themselves...), who would get along the best/like a house on fire, and who would be hissing at each other from across the room like feral cats?

THE CHAOS!!

I love chaos! I'll include a few non ahs evans too <3 thank you for this anon i've had so much fun thinking about these.

My thoughts under the cut cause I rambled.

Kit and Colin are definitely gonna get along fr.

Warren and Kai might just end up getting high and scream about politics together, I can feel it in my bones.

Tate is gonna sit in a corner and watch incredulously, too many doppelgangers, too much to think about.

Jeff just thinks he's had too much coke and is seeing things, and would probably freak out at JPM who just stays calm and attempts to not murder, basically his clones.

If we're going with pre-death Kyle, I think he'd try to be friendly with like, Jimmy. Who is just feeling insecure x100.

Quickie is zipping around and saying hello to everyone way too fast which freaks out Rory, but he'd be into it.

Kit and Rory might also just sit together and talk about their wives. Same with Edward and Gallant. They're just talking about the men they love. But not very much, Edward is literally just too scared to talk to anyone. He'd rather go back to his own universe and exist with his art.

Austin and JPM are getting along purely because of blood. Like that's the only reason they get along. And the fact that James is a ghost, and Austin is a vampire.

Going with FrankenKyle, Quickie is definitely accidentally incriminating him. He doesn't mean to, but he does. Jimmy realises Quickie is too much for our little zombie boy and pulls quickie back, telling him off. Jimmy is definitely the dad of the group for a moment.

Kai and Stan might get along. Might. Other than that, Stan isn't getting along with anyone. They're all (decently) loyal to their women, so they're all not fans of Stan being...well Stan.

Colin might have a sudden soft spot for FrankenKyle like Jimmy, and he's definitely checking on Kyle occasionally. Kit's fatherly nature also kicks in a lot and wants to check on everyone to make sure they're okay :(

[letsgetrowdy43]

can you write sometimes about how jack and luke would be with let’s say quinn kids

Uncle Jack & Luke☆—

Au Masterlist!!

Quinn has two kids, a four year old son named Warren, and a two year old daughter named Hayden.

Both babies are def like Quinn’s little clones, carbon copies of himself (he’s just like Ellen fr)

Hayden actually looks very similar to Luke cause she has little blond curls just like him.

Anyways onto their uncles :)

The moment their uncles walk into their eyesight it’s like Quinn and Mum don’t exist anymore

Jack is definitely like the stereotypical "don't tell your dad" fun uncle,

He loves to play with the kids, loves to spoil the kids (cause by proxy they are basically his).

The love he holds for his nephew and niece is one of the most true forms of love he’s ever expressed, like there isn’t a single thing he wouldn’t do to protect these little balls of sunshine.

Warren is already turning into a little hockey superstar, playing with 5-7 year olds on the Canucks Pee-Wee team. He plays centre just like Jack, which has formed this adoration for his oldest uncle.

Jack cried the first time he held Warren.

He bawled his eyes out very dramatically (too which he’s was embarrassed abt after) as he stared at this tiny human that was basically the size of his palm.

Jack is also Warren’s god father, which caused even more tears, the moment Quinn pulled him out of the delivery room to ask him he pulled his older brother into a bone crushing hug.

Hayden has definitely made Jack dress up in full princess attire and join her and her stuffed animals for a tea party (he would deny it till the day he dies, but he loved EVERY single second of it)

Hayden gained Luke’s looks but Jack’s attitude

That little girl answers to no one. ever. and Jack couldn’t be prouder.

He loves it

Up until she starts giving him sarcastic answers (he just goes from 🙂 to 😶)

Warren and Hayden are a lot like the three brothers in the sense that they’re loving.

Y’know that video where Luke and Jack are fighting while playing mini sticks, and Quinn pulls them in for a hug?? There’s a video of Warren and Hayden doing the exact same thing and it makes Jack absolutely cry his eyes out

Luke is the more of the loving uncle (he just wants to snuggle them to death).

He’s always the uncle that ends up with both kids asleep in his lap by the end of the night, a grin on his face as they both snuggle up to his chest.

Luke is Hayden’s favourite

She would never say it out loud (she would never want to upset her uncle Jacky) but everyone can see it

Baby Hayden looks just like Luke, that when they go out into public people genuinely think that Hayden is his, and Luke feels all smug while Quinn gets all emo cause that's his baby.

When Luke meets Warren for the first time he's all smiles, the tears don't start until Mum tells him the name.

then Lukes all "me? you're naming him after me?"

Luke is definitely the uncle that the two of them reach out to when they are in need of advice.

Girl troubles?? uncle Luke got you.

Quinn's being a bitch?? don't worry uncle Luke will talk to him.

Overall both of Quinn's brothers are unconditional lovers

They are big softies who love these little kids to bits.

[coneyislandbabey]

butterfly wings. -> w. rojas

WARNINGS: profanities and more incredibly sappy dad warren

SYNOPSIS: It's your and Warren’s daughter, Mariposa's first Halloween. Written for this request! (Part of the mariposaverse fics, the rest of which can be found on my master list) word count: 1,126

“Your papi is going to love this,” you said, smiling proudly down at your work. Mariposa gurgled up at you from her position on the bed, kicking her legs happily. You had been planning her first halloween costume practically since before she was born, when you calculated that she would be nearly six months old on the holiday, perfectly chubby and adorable. The idea for her costume came to you shortly after she was born, and you told Warren right then and there that it would be a surprise. He had been asking– well, begging really– you to tell him what it would be ever since. 

Now Halloween was here, and you had been able to execute the idea better in reality than it even was in your head. Mariposa was wearing a long-sleeve black onesie that you had sewn wings onto, made out of silk that you had cut into the right shape yourself, and watercolored in the pattern of monarch wings. Camila had crocheted a little black hat for her, too, that had cartoonish little antennae sprouting from the top. It was nestled over the baby’s mass of curly black hair; a carbon copy of her father’s. You had gotten face paint from a costume store in Hollywood, and painted a little butterfly on each of your cheeks, and were wearing a dress in the exact same shade of orange as Mariposa’s wings. 

You picked up your squirming daughter and carried her over to the floor-length mirror, giving both of you a once-over. 

“We look perfect, my little butterfly,” you said triumphantly, nuzzling your nose against hers. 

A short while later the front door opened, and you could hear Warren fumbling around. “Where are my girls at? I wanna see this costume finally!” He shouted, and you could hear the smile in his voice. 

“Coming! Cover your eyes,” you shouted from the top of the stairs, gathering Mariposa up in your arms once more. You peered down the staircase to see your husband standing there, hands over his eyes and his face lifted in a smile. Once you were sure he wasn’t looking, you carried Mariposa down them, stopping right in front of him. “Okay, you can look now.” 

Immediately, Warren pulled the hands from his eyes and drank in the view in front of him. His mouth dropped open, and you grinned as you could physically see the affection filling his dark eyes. 

“I have never seen anything more perfect,” he breathed, and you laughed at the awe in his voice. Mariposa started giggling when she heard your laughter, and reached out her chubby little arms toward Warren, who immediately snatched her up and held her close to his chest. 

“Look at you, princesa,” he said emphatically. “Mama made you look so perfect and beautiful, just like her.” 

In response, Mariposa dropped her head against his cheekbone. 

“Isn’t she the cutest thing in the world,” you cooed as you stepped over to the sideboard, where your camera was. You picked it up and turned it on the two of them, snapping a photo. 

“You both are, but that���s true all the time,” he responded. “Hey, wait a minute– you guys match, I wanna match too!”

He was borderline pouting at you, and you burst out laughing at the expression on his face. 

“Don’t worry, I knew you would. Go look up on the bed, I laid out your costume,” you said. 

He didn’t waste a second before turning and bounding up the steps, and you followed at a leisurely place, an amused smile affixed on your face. 

“No fucking way,” you heard Warren’s voice, slightly muffled from the bedroom. By the time you reached him, he was already wearing the white t-shirt and black vest embroidered with a bunch of bright monarch butterflies that you had gotten ready for him. You had found the vest at a thrift shop, then a plain black with a border of round silver studs, and asked an artist friend of yours to do the embroidery. You had thought it absolutely perfect when she dropped it off to you, and it was only made more perfect by the look of sheer euphoria on Warren’s face. Mariposa was sitting in bed with the shirt he had previously been wearing bunched in her little fists, chewing on the fabric. 

“It looks even better than I imagined,” you gushed, reaching out and straightening the fabric. Warren’s hands came to your waist, a warm and gentle pressure against your skin. You grinned up at him, twisting your arms around his neck and bringing his face to yours. 

When you broke the kiss it was just barely, your noses still touching. “You think I’m sexy even when I’m decked out in butterflies?’

“I would say that you’re extra sexy decked out in butterflies,” you nodded seriously, and Warren let out a whisper of a laugh, closing the miniscule gap between you as he kissed you again. 

“Now, do you want me to paint your cheeks with butterflies, too?” 

“Is that even a question?” 

The sun was low in the sky, bathing the whole street in gold, by the time you were ready to leave for trick-or-treating. Warren had gotten Mariposa’s little wooden wagon all ready for the occasion, filling it with blankets and all of her favorite stuffed animals. He was standing on the sidewalk with the wagon’s handle grasped in his hands, making conversation with Camila, who had come with Julia so the girls could trick-or-treat together. The little girl was dressed in a black dress, her face painted green and a pointed witch’s hat almost bigger than her perched on her head. 

When Camila saw you and Mariposa coming down the steps she squealed, clapping her hands together in delight. “God, you guys are the cutest little family I’ve ever seen in my fucking life!”

“We are, aren’t we?” Warren asked, unabashedly checking you out as you walked over to them. 

“Wait, let me take a picture of the three of you,” Cami ordered, motioning her hands so you would stand together. You snuggled into Warren’s side, and his hand snaked around your waist. He tickled the bottom of one of Mariposa’s little feet, causing her irresistible laugh to ring out in the air. The photo that Camila took then would quickly become one of your favorites; in it, Mariposa is perched on your hip, her little mouth wide in a toothless smile, eyes screwed shut with her laughter, you are looking straight at the camera, your smile scrunching the butterflies on your cheeks, making them look almost as if they’re flying, and Warren is looking down at you, love written on his face plain as the sun in the sky.

tag list: @eonnyx

[gryficowa]

Boycott!

Watching people prefer to spend their energy on creativity because something doesn't feel right to them (Miracolous/HH/HB) is interesting when your biggest concern is that many fundraisers don't get done and people have to wait for it to get done , not sure whether they will die today… I know, dark thoughts…

Or seeing drama because the creator led the character than they wanted (Tia… I was with Chloe myself, although it wouldn't be so bad if Thomas didn't act like a child… THE CHARACTER HE HATES IS A CHILD, although we should be critical here, because it's an animation for children and has a fucked up message, but it's weird when it comes to adult productions like HH/HB, you don't have to be a fan of Vivzipop to facepalm over this… PEOPLE, IT TAKES PLACE IN HELL, WE KNOW PEOPLE SUCK THERE)

I think the strangest drama was about Alastor being asexual and it was so dramatic that it made you shake your head.

The second stupidest drama is about the art style being too detailed (Oh yes, because we have erased the medium of animation as an art… Great)

But yes, this drama is absurd, both in fandom and anti-fandom, both piss me off the same

Now that I have your attention:

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By the way, greetings to the TOH fan who wanted the redemption of Belos, i.e. the genocider, after everything in the world, do you think he is worth redeeming?

Seriously, there are limits to what you can do when you have a tragic past, and that limit is killing someone (Serial Killer Stories, man, Adolf Hitler himself had a tragic past… His mother died and his dream of being an artist fell apart, and his father was a toxic person, does that mean that the entire holocaust can be fucking explained by his trauma? No, man, these are unforgivable crimes)

I just don't like the mainstream media justifying genocides and murders, somehow…

Damn, in Miracolous they justified the abusive father who terrorized the city (And was complicit in the genocide during akumanization), so in the new productions this shit still exists

Can we stop normalizing murder and genocide, I beg you, creators?

Even if a few characters forgive this monster, it's strange that it takes a short time for the rest… I would just prefer not to forgive the side characters for a long time, it would be natural, because it looks like the greatest crime is to offend someone or steal something from someone from the market, not murder or genocide…

Even if this character saves another, it's strange that this character forgives, WTF, this character with a history could have been faking it, saving doesn't fix all the shit (Even if he dies), yes, I wrote it down because it's an internal frustration with pop culture and the fact that crimes of this type are normalized…

I don't know when I can understand characters forgiving it when that character was a victim of possession or did that crime unintentionally, but that's the only thing I can understand being forgiven so quickly, the problem is that many characters who are immediately forgiven , they did everything with premeditation and it is even more terrifying, good deeds won't erase crimes, so creators, don't do this, I'm begging you…

I just have the impression that these types of crimes are quickly forgiven, I know, fictional characters, but seriously, it looks like they forgive robbery or injury, not murder and genocide… Because if a child's character I can forgive that he forgives crimes (Because is too young to understand the seriousness) it's like adult characters seeing a murderer/genocide, they forgive immediately, it's sus

I'm not in favor of killing the evil characters who commit these crimes (It's taking the easy way out), I just would prefer that these types of characters weren't forgiven too quickly…

Okay, remember about the fundraisers I linked to above

Also remember about the boycott

[dorizardthewizard]

Galactik Football season 3 rewatch, eps 19 - 21

Episode 19:

Hush Sharky: I should've picked Mark, nothing exciting will ever happen following Thran!

Is that meta

Well this romance between Mark and Nina-8 is progressing quickly huh

Nina-8 says it's hard for her to trust others hmmmm

And there we have it, an explanation for Ahito's sleepiness – he stores the Breath within himself, which can wear him out. Pretty cool, although it does bring up some questions. Does his dad do that too, since he has the same problem? How did that excess get released before he started playing Galactik Football? Why is he just doing better now I don't think we ever actually covered that in season 2

OK imagine you're chilling having a normal conversation and your friend just does a backflip out of nowhere. I would definitely be reacting like D'jok hahah

Thran: I'm coming with you Clamp! Clamp: No, it's too dangerous!

Thran: But the writers said it's MY turn to have a fun adventure with the pirates!

Thran really said, if the writers aren't gonna give me any interesting sideplots, I'll do it myself! RESPECT.

Artegor (completely deadpan): I am excited. It doesn't show?

HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR FR

Ahito covering for Thran is so cute, of course Thran would let his brother know

Why ARE the Paradisia girls referred to by their numbers?

Huh, this data link thing that the Paradisia players do is pretty cool

This hack for the space port entry code is pretty dumb but it's fine I'll just insert some star trek technobabble here in my mind. Aaaaand done, GO THRAN! And yaaaay Thran the Pirates fan gets approval from the man himself

A rare corner kick!

I don't know anything about football but this goalkeeper goal seems kind of bullshit to me. Like was that necessary?

NOOOOO WARREN :( Barry calling it an end of an era, I guess it's not just the Snow Kids who get that press treatment after losing a match. But the Lightnings haven't been to the finals in three seasons and Warren is probably getting older :(

Team Paradisia slayed though

Awww poor Nina-8 :( Hmm what plan is Nikki-4 talking about, I don't remember much after the Paradisia tournament. I do like the conflict between the two, they may be twins but Nina-8 has a much softer personality than Nikki-4. And with her not being on the team until D'jok left, I wonder if she was already trying to distance herself from them a bit and try to live her own life. Which is pretty symbolic for an identical twin.

Well Mark's love drama has more potential than the love triangles they were doing until now, if only they'd given it more screentime and development

Hush Sharky is kind of underreacting for a journalist who just found out a galaxy-class footballer and his coach are in cahoots with the leader of the pirates

Again, the budget of this show might be low, but they actually have quite a lot of locations and the background art is always really good.

Sonny taking his mask off on Paradisia because he saw some plants sfjkdfssf that was unnecessary, he's so extra! And they're lucky the weather conditions are still perfectly fine for humans.

Episode 20:

I guess Mice Delight is delicious to robots only haha

D'jok Mei and Micro-Ice being besties ahhhh I love it

Mice is playing a delicate game? Since he lied to Zo-leen so he could hide he's going to meet Yuki, what are they implying there?

Oooo 3-2 to the Xenons! The Rykers really gave them a run for their money!

STEVENS INTERVIEW! STEVENS IS GONNA TALK EVERYONE SHUT UP!!

OH THEY FUCKED UP HIS DUB VOICE. NEVER MIND.

But seriously Callie should get a raise for finding them LOL, nice little animation touch of him looking around the whole time he's talking to her. Sir you would be harder to spot if you weren't wearing your football kit. It's ok, yeah I know the animators don't have the budget. Hang in there, buddy

Stevens top scorer in the cup!! It might seem strange with him not having a flux, but it seems reasonable to me considering the Pirate's style of play. They always score at least one goal in their games, and he's pretty much always the one who does it. For other teams, the goal scoring is a bit more shared between different players. Plus it's still early in the cup.

KING. I LOVE THIS INTERACTION. Stevens keeping it real even before the Technoids showed up, I'll say we've had some good Pirates moments this season

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm are they suggesting Micro-Ice is two-timing between Zo-Leen and Yuki? Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh.................

And since when was Zo-Leen all over Micro-Ice again anyway? She seemed just friendly during the Paradisia tournament

Why is this friendship between Harvey and Lord Phoenix actually kind of cute?

Awwww the Snow Kids are the best Yuki fanclub

These seats at Genesis stadium aren't actually seats, it's more like an amphitheater and they're not very comfortable. No back rest!

I love Stevens's goals, obviously he can't just use the flux to smash it so his style is more technical

ASHDFJSDF in this season you can hear the Pirates celebrating (and also grunting while running?) and it's so silly, they just gave them stereotypical gruff pirate voices

Games between other teams are funny because there will be like. Exactly one new animation in the whole game. Literally everything else is stock footage

This soundtrack slaps by the way

The Pirates goalkeeper's signature head shake lol

Sorry guys I love Yuki I really do but you know who I'm rooting for

The Elektra's flux confuses me, it looks solid enough for them to ride on it?

This season is really just dunking on Barry whenever they can huh, Artegor's laugh and trying to pass it off as nerves SDJFKDFS I LOVE HIM THANK YOU VOICE ACTOR FOR NOT LEAVING

Oooo that water skating trick does look really cool! I like that since season 1, we've seen more creative fluxes

Well as much as I love the Pirates I'm happy for the Elektras, and Yuki! She's come so far from her nervous self in season 2 and I'm so proud of her

TIA SECOND TOP SCORER YESSS!!! I would go back to check if the number of goals is actually correct but I cba

If I had a nickel for every time a romantic breakup has happened this season at the taxi stop with one of the parties telling the other to forget about them, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

AND NOW MICE IS HAPPY JUST BECAUSE ZO-LEEN KISSED HIM?? YUKI ALREADY KISSED YOU IN SEASON 2! YOU JUST FORGOT ABOUT HER NOW? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE FOR ZO-LEEN This love plot with Mice is so stupid I can't even be bothered to comment on it anymore.

Episode 21:

D'jok seems to be perfectly back to normal and on friendly terms with the others as if nothing happened. Compare to season 2 where Rocket's Netherball stint had consequences and his return was not so smooth!

Ahito you couldn't think of a better excuse for Thran leaving? 😂 I do feel like we could have had a better reason in the story for Thran ending up with the Pirates, it IS a bit weird that he says he has to go on a mission with them but he doesn't actually have a reason to, and this is before the SEMI-FINAL. That's a bit too important to be sneaking off because... you just want to?

I need this screenshot in good quality

I love that Bennett being the hacker guy is a thing that's consistent throughout the season

Lord Phoenix somehow grabbed literally all of them at once sijfsdkdk except Harvey. Fuck robot rights I guess

Warren coaching time! I love how he's always willing to lend a helping hand for these things, whether it's giving D'jok a talk about what's important in season 1, trying to get Rocket out of Netherball in season 2 or helping with training here. What a guy, truly Mr. Galactik Football

Huh, that's an interesting little way to use the Lightning's flux. It's like static electricity keeping them together

sfdkjdsf I would do this too. Actually I do do this to my short friends. I'm also short but they're shorter so I gotta take my wins when I can

Micro-Ice and Tia duo! I love them I wish we saw more of them as a fun pair, they would get up to such hijinks together. Sibling vibes!

Emo Mark hours

Well, you tried Mice. Maybe try to get him to open up about his problem instead of just trying to cheer him up?

Clamp: No, that's not it, it's- Sonny: What is it, Clamp? Say something!

Clamp: BITCH I WAS ABOUT TO BEFORE YOU INTERRUPTED ME

Nice one Brim Simbra, I like that we got to see him actually doing something lol

This dilemma about Adim and Aarch's relationship due to her being league president was never mentioned before, why did they never consider this? Should've built that up earlier instead of that random Artegor plot

Lord Phoenix: Paradisia was such a beautiful planet

Idk man it doesn't look THAT bad right now, the UK looks like that every day

I can't show the video because I used my 1 video per post limit for Stevens talking but there's this super fucking weird segment where Nork says the Elektras-Paradisia match will be the first all female semi-final ever, and Barry dreamily says this is a "fantasy" GFC? And Nork is like "you said it! Team Paradisia...." in this dreamy way again and Callie has to cough and change the subject? Hey what the fuck was that???? This season tried to be more blatant with the girl power messaging but then puts in moments like this?????

YAAAAAAY XENONS TIME

Wait Thran is in this teamup shot? Did he already get back?

Oh I really love this interaction between D'jok and Luur before kickoff – no intimidation dance from the Xenons, just a meaningful handshake between a guy who almost plummeted to his death last season, and the player that saved him. Idk if the writers were intentional with this but if so, it's a really nice example of subtle writing and events of the previous season carrying over.

Wait yeah the Pirates aren't back yet! In which case, Aarch is pretty chill for a coach who is missing a player for A SEMI-FINAL MATCH. Eh I guess at this point he's just given up with these kids

Oh damn Brim Simbra actually died, I like that they went through with that so the explosion on Paradisia had consequences. Could have also opened up some interesting avenues with the new flux society leader in season 4 – maybe he'd want to do things differently?

But it's also kind of hilarious that Brim Simbra's very last action as flux society leader... was to delegate the galaxy saving to Sonny Blackbones yet again LOL

[jackson-adoresyou-somuch]

Ok but like here's all the unemployed Brendon ships I found lol

1. Ofc Larry the lamp/lamp x unemployed Brendon

OPINIONS: honestly when I heard about it (before I met one of my bestest mutuals) I honestly shipped them but then when I met my mutual my eyes wided, also like I thought like "drvg buddies"

5/10

2. Stain/Stain Edwards the Forever Boy x Unemployed Brendon

OPINIONS: eh, didn't really see it

2/10

3. Warren the "eagle" x Unemployed Brendon

OPINIONS: same as Larry but like idk just maybe not the best thing imo

3/10

4. Electracey x Unemployed Brendon

OPINIONS: literally my ship for life bro I need for fanart of them like I just love them sm for box couple fr

9.5/10

5. SPINACH CAN X UNEMPLOYED BRENDON.

OPINIONS: I BARELY FOUND OUT THIS EXISTS??? WHAT THE FLIP??? but honestly like it kinda gives me an icky feeling since I see spinach can as a teenager and Brendon more as like 20-30

1???/10

6. Time Child x Unemployed Brendon

OPINION: also didn't know this exists but like I said, same as spinach

5???/10

7. SIOB/Shy Imaginary Older Brother x Unemployed Brendon

OPINIONS: shipped this cuz of my mutual and I still find it cute

7.5/10

8. Paige x Unemployed Brendon

OPINION: paper lesbian x Trans male case Bisexual?

-0/10

[hcndhunter]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 warren fuchs , 41 — head of forensics

I'd know you by the state of your hands. my fellow employees know me to be chivalrous and purposeful, but also opportunistic and sly. — “EVERY BULLET WILL BE FIRED IN DUE TIME. LOVE, EVERY BELIEF GROWS TEETH TO CHEW YOU."

— FILED UNDER › history

this story is haunted by a man whose face is a bullet's reflection of your own. whose hands are as knobbed as a tree, and as strong as a swinging axe. he is a boy two years ahead of you in age, and you carry him with you hidden in a pack of cigarettes ten years past his thirtieth. it is a mirror most days, an invocation on others.

what happened before doesn't matter. history is a winding road that leads to a yawning canyons as bored as a feline's gaze. it does you no good to dwell on something already forgotten. it does you more harm to think about what it is you could do to fix it.

in this way, you are awfully bad at your job. you are hired to pry into the crevices of man's heart and understand why and how the cards have fallen as they do, but these folks — these god machines — are no men. they are tools made to be inspected. examined. taken apart. their lives are nothing more than immaculate tragedies woven into something nearly indistinguishable from truth. they are not flesh and blood and you are no longer are blinded by uncertainty.

so yes there is a crime scene and there are bodies filled by poisonous lead, but none of them matter as much as the one you've already buried.

— FILED UNDER › history

warren won't talk about it but I will. he used to work for the FBI, specifically in solving missing person cases. blah blah blah it's because his brother went missing when they were younger and he vowed to do whatever it takes to find him blah blah blah, we've heard this story before.

what he does not and will never talk about is how he did find him, and afterward helped keep him hidden. he went as far as faking his brother's death, mourning him for a period of one (1) year, and then quit his job because "his loss was too much." let's be so fucking fr. this man followed his brother wherever he went until he actually ended up dying.

he didn't kill him. he knows who might have, but he can't do anything about it either. because that's the thing about warren, he can wait a lifetime but perfect timing only ever happens once in a blue moon, and while his hands are good for shooting, his eyes have never been the same since the scales fell off.

worked mostly as a private detective after quitting the fbi, but also took on odd jobs here and there when the situation called for it.

he was head-hunted by ??? to work as the head of forensics two years ago.

— FILED UNDER › wanted connections

we are walking backwards into our own myth - (guest/employee) simply put, you killed / were involved with his brother's death. he doesn't want to remember, and so he doesn't, but you just can't let sleeping dogs lie if they're tempting enough to anticipate the bite.

I've never known anyone like you - he's never had a sister before and he doesn't believe it'd have changed anything, but he wonders and this wondering has lead him to you. open to hosts (even though he doesn't believe they are real, but it could make for an interesting dynamic).

you've got my head, but I know your hands - (employee) you recruited him. i'd like for them to have had a history that stretches beyond Westworld Mesa Hub, but open to other ideas!

this is a strange repeating occurrence - (guest) you more than anyone seem to have the worst luck with abnormal host behavior. fret not, warren is here to help. he can't say that there are favorites, but you may have a chance at being his.

once this belonged to me - (host) you are the cause of his understanding that hosts are not real. they are not human. they never can be. what happened? a man at the edge of desperation, ready to delude himself, and you have brought him back to his senses.

there are more but my brain is out of cells and so I must depart for now.

[wildwaxshows]

Fr., 8.12.2023, 21:00 Uhr: CRAIG BROWN BAND (US) + JABBERING DUPES (HH) KOMET Musik Bar, Hamburg

CRAIG BROWN BAND

Detroit’s rock and roll darlings Craig Brown Band are releasing their highly-anticipated sophomore album, “Let’s Never Leave This Filthy World,” on Lazy Boy Record Co. this Fall. They will bring their high-energy, genre-bending show to Europe for a third time to celebrate the album’s release this November. Craig Brown Band is most likely the only band on the planet to go from opening for artists like Negative Approach to Dwight Yoakam. It is no mystery when you listen to their records or see their live show to understand their universal appeal and have a great time doing it. Recorded with Warren Defever (His Name is Alive, The Gories, Yoko Ono, Thurston Moore) and Adam Pressley (Jamaican Queens, Ohtis), “Let’s Never Leave This Filthy World” is a rock record with the bendy-guitars and twang Brown has come to be known for. Since the recording process spanned an extended period of time due to the pandemic, it reflects the growth and evolution of the band as artists and humans. They deliver a beautiful, thoughtful, well-crafted piece of work that captures the emotions experienced globally during a time of uncertainty. Brown has a unique ability to meet complex topics with charisma and honesty, which results in an album that is relatable and endearing. Fans of their debut release, “The Lucky Ones Forget” (Third Man Records), will enjoy the same rock and roll spirit, country influence, and fun but can expect an introspective look at Brown as a songwriter they may not have experienced. Craig Brown’s roots trace back to punk and garage rock groups like Terrible Twos, The Mahonies, and Liquor Store. Brown is also a long-time collaborator of Kelly Jean Caldwell Band and The Drinkard Sisters, whose angelic vocals add a beautiful depth to the songs.

JABBERING DUPES

Jabbering Dupes are from Hamburg and make angular, wordy indie / post-punk in the vein of The Fall, Blue Aeroplanes and Dry Cleaning.

[born-to-lose]

Heart: I didn't mean to fall, didn't wanna care at all. I didn't wanna need you like I need you now

Me:

[whydoilooklikeawetdog]

Ik i keep talking abt her but damn it ill keep doing so.

Mei has been pushed to the back since the 1st half of S1 and in S2 shes pretty much there just to be the team mom™, i mean she doesn't even get that much cool anctions not to mention a storyline which i can excuse since S3 was all about Rocket, Tia and Jok.

She's got the attention she deserves in S3 but it being S3 it was meh at best but I feel like Alphaim and me were on the same wavelength or smth since S3 made me conjure my own plot and essencially a rewrite of it and some retcons from previous seasons.

Fr in S3 she and Sinedd coulve became the Jok bullying squad ( not literally) but her actually challenging Sinedd's character and him supporting and believing her abilities as a striker but also showing They're both problematic and clash a lot is great.

As much as I wanted her to stay in the Shadows with Sinedd and yes I do have my own little story for that kickass premise I get that the series was ending and they needed the Kids together but her actually seeing that the smog is messing with the body, personality and preception of reality and just deadass showing her will power and leaving was a moment I could definitley admire.

Ofc when she gets back with SK she Goes back into the background somewhat, no heart to heart anyone, no moments on the field.

I was rooting for her to get the position as a striker in the shadows since her whole motivation for wanting it was rly realistic and just worked. She had so much potential as a character and striker with the smog (think Warren im S2s pre-final where he uses the charge to play both as Def and forward).

Also I've seen someone on here mention that Mei cheated on Jok with Sinedd in Paradisia and my goddamn jaw dropped, like kid me just thought they were vibing but now I can see it and I love how it's left vague, mainly cause yeah, kid's show and though i personally think she was just on that fashion buissness trip and Sinedd just chatted her up It can amplify the whole breakup/smog story the "umph" factor.

Yeah that's it for the canon, back to my fanon lol.

[phoebehalliwell]

Prue gets together with Mitch (reincarnated Micah) and lives. How does their relationship evolve over the rest of the series?

okay so fr because like i've been thinking about this I've Been Thinking About This. WHY give us that connection if we're not gonna do anything with it??? WHY make it worse my literally giving us the guy THE EXACT SAME GUY and then never mention him again What is the motive?????? okay okay okay so here's what i'd do: 2.6 undercut lmao

because prue has really only had two boyfriends in the series so far: andy & jack (bane doesn't count as he was more of a tryst and also he's in jail :'( could have been fun tho! he could have sacrificed himself for somebody else and become a whitelighter he already knows the ins and outs of the underworld like. could have been something there. but as they were only together twice, once when prue was posing as a hitwoman and then again when he kidnapped her, he, tragically, does not him boyfriend status.) so here me out andy is a cop he represents protection and familial ties / ties to the past (prue's childhood best friend, already friends with the sisters, he's also a third generation cop so like there's that too). he represents prue's early stage, where she feels like she has to be the protector of the whole family, of which she is basically the matriarch. she doesn't get to have fun, she has to protect her sisters and now the whole world, and her past is having some very real effects on her life right now. that's her andy era.

jack era is at buckland's, it's her breadwinning era. we even saw in morality bites (which, i am once again bringing up, is fake) that she goes on to be superbillionaire whatever. so jack kind represents professional ambitions, amplified by the fact that the fonet also served as a blatant metaphor for their relationship (prue, the world is made up of almost perfect. it's nothing but near misses and necessary compromises. in this case, i think we got a little bit of both. that's okay, i know how you feel. i'm just asking you not to look so close. nothing bears up under that kind of scrutiny. are you talking about the monet? yeah, that too.) and that their relationship ends when she decided to leave bucklands to pursue a career in photography.

so now we enter season three, which is prue's artist era, her passionate like zeal for life era she finally seems to have a weight lifted off her shoulder for the first time in a long time like you can tell she like. trusts her sisters more than she ever has before she sees them in a new light and knows that they are strong and smart and independent and she doesn't need to protect them every waking hour. this era's for prue. so i'm pitching that micah mirrors this by being an artist, too. i wouldn't say the same medium (photography) as prue because like. prue's definitely someone who would compare herself to him just like subconsciously constantly that's the type of woman she is, but maybe like a painter. not a writer because they're all insufferable. lmao 🤙🤙. but someone who lives in a hella nice studio type loft filled with art and just like life. passion. something prue hasn't really allowed herself in like. a hot minute. and i would make micah (mitch??) a witch. haha it rhymes. scratch that i'd make him a warlock. or a darklighter i'm cashing in my half-darklighter character. it's mitch now. idk how this would fit into phole narrative foils maybe or we scrap phole but they're really coming from two different perspectives where cole is entering the joint like i am evil and here to murder and then he catches feelings whereas mitch would be like yes i have some dark past but i'm not letting it define me bonus points is prue is able to piece together the clues of his origin just by looking at his paintings. this also adds to the rift between prue and phoebe on prue's cole stance like oh your evil boyfriend is fine but mine, for some reason, is still evil? yes. oh you know what we keep the source's heir in this au let me continue.

instead of introducing mitch in p3 because like WHAT WAS THAT, we instead, parallel their first meeting. mitch's origin story is

his mom was a future whitelighter knocked up by a darklighter this was not intentional on anyone's part mom wasn't trying to become mom dad wasn't trying to become dad Nor did dad know mom was a future whitelighter. because well he's not great at being a darklighter in spite of maybe being like the. head darklighter's son he's like the fucked up son who doesn't wanna run things. he doesn't know he has a kid!! until something something an oracle or something tells him he has a son But he can't find mom because she's cloaked by her whitelighter. mom dies doing something heroic idk (maybe mom was a firefighter??) and then cloaking on mitch is lifted when he's in his late teens his dad finds him his dad is now like proper leader of the darklighter clan and is trying to bring mitch into the fold which initially he is game for because mitch has all these powers black orbing touch of death that he doesn't understand and finally a community to explain that to him! he gets a crossbow (which is lit) but um. quickly catches on to how blatantly evil the whole thing is. he's secretly teamed up with some whitelighters (not his mom tho. friends of his mom, but he's not allowed to see her :'/ ) to help get other halflings like him out and cloaked.

leo's been taken hostage by the darklighter something something something a plot a plot a plot we do some solid pleo angst we maybe have cole drop some thinly veiled advice about the underworld without coming out as a demon, something that will help the sisters later. but what's really important here is they're sneaking through the underworld maybe they've been split up and they need to find leo so either they're looking for him Or they're looking for a darklighter to interrogate. and prue hears shifting behind a rock and goes over to look and it's mitch and some kid and the kid immediately summons his crossbow but mitch knocks it away just like prue did with piper in the past and piper's like prue u see anything and she's like no nothing here and then mitch and the kid blackorb away which just leaves prue with this sinking feeling like what the fuck?? because. what the fuck??? a) that was the same guy from puritan times and b) she still feels the same she felt back then and c) it's clear he does do but d) --and this is the crucial one-- D) he's fucking evil????? so blah blah blah we save leo but now prue is left with one crucial question what the fuck is going on?

so what she's gonna do is research the town the colony whatever that melinda warren was born in she astral projects to salem or whatever and steals. maybe the mask mitch wore at the party she recognizes it from all hallows eve. and she brings that home and scrys with it. and she finds him!! and um bonus points looking at his place she sees he's an alum of the college she went to because backstory!! when prue was in college back when she was still pursuing photography before grams got sick, they had met before! once before, at a party, and it was this instant spark, this instant connection, but then something pulled them apart be it one of them was already in a relationship or their ride was leaving something but like. again! this connection has always been there. so like blah blah blah prue has broken into mitch's place she sees their college connection she sees his art and starts to pull together a life story he sees maybe some paperwork that just says like in bold letters like saving kids: good person activities something real obvious you know and that's Right Next To his crossbow. ~juxtaposition~ so like. what the fuck is this. but whatever that'll be dealt with later she has to get to work! but!! at the magazine her boss is like hey prue some guy came by here earlier asking for you you know [description of mitch], [description of mitch], [description of mitch], you know him? and prue's like ummmmmmmm. no. ?. and her boss is like ?? i don't really care. photography! but now she knows that while she's been digging up on him, he's been doing the same with her. so that night at p3 prue's like okay i've got to come clean with u guys remember micah and phoebe's like oh yeah that hottie from the past who was like . spiritually in love with you? and prue's like yeah i found him. and piper and phoebe are like 🤗🥳😃 and prue's like. and he's a darklighter. and piper and phoebe are like 😳😶👎 and prue's like yeah remember when like we were trying to save leo and you asked me if i saw something? well i did. it was him and and this kid and i think he was trying to save him and phoebe's like wait you think? and prue's like well i mean yeah phoebe like. it was like the same thing when he saved us in the 1700s. and phoebe's like well no because we're good witches and he saved us you saved a darklighter? and prue's like he's more than that phoebe and phoebe's like but how can you know (flash forward to her sparing cole in about three episodes and being like hmm 😐 those words are gonna bite me in the ass).

the point is they're hashing it out phoebe's devil on the left and piper's trying to be angel on the right But he is in the clan that kidnapped her husband so like..... but prue is explaining the good person papers she found on his desk, the fact that she went to college with him, she's like. she thinks he's only half darklighter and he's helping others like him and piper phoebe are like ....................do you just want him to be half darklighter and helping others like him but prue's not even listening but look who's coming down the stairs!! so she beelines over and phoebe's about to follow but piper holds her back bc wait let this play out they'll watch from afar and piper will freeze the room if she has to.

and something something something blah blah blah they tal and there's this tense like. what now. because like. What Now? you're evil and i'm a charmed one but this invisible string pulling me here whether i want it too or not. and i think prue kinda shifts back into her earlier seasons self where. it's family above all else. like i need you to steer clear because if i see you again i will vanquish you. and mitch knows she's bluffing. because he know that if he tried, even if he really wanted to, he couldn't harm a hair on her head. and it's clear she's like. suffering from the same ailment so to speak.

something something something maybe they have a couple quick brushes but not actual meetings And Then we get another time travel/past life episode where!! as it turns out. prue and mitch r soulmates cursed by a spurned lover to always be on opposite sides. meanwhile we just got cole demon reveal/cole's still alive reveal so prue's like hi mitch you're. evil. evil-adjacent. what do you know about belthazor/cole turner. and mitch does his due diligence and like. the stuff on belthazor is appalling. genuinely terrifying. but then there's some stuff on cole turner that's like kinda okay. this is were mitch does is big tragic backstory reveal, kids born of dark magic falling in with the wrong crowd blah blah blah and this kind of. supports our theory moving forward it's not really a theory. our endgame moving forward of healthy!cole. also prue and mitch still have not gotten together through all of this in spite of the cosmic pull and the past evidence of like. soulmatism. because they're both a bit too pragmatic they both think it's kind of a lost cause. blah blah blah pining we give prue a mini love interest here someone to keep her mind off mitch and we do make him good. kind, attentive, caring, smart, hot, but like. it's so painfully obvious she's not all in. so he calls it off. heart to heart with piper because piper's like hi you're in love. and prue's like yeah with a doomed relationship i think i'd rather not and piper's like hello you're talking to the queen of doomed relationships you wanna know the secret? and prue's like yes :( and piper's like just go for it. the time you have together is. it's better than anything else you'll ever have. there's gonna be heartbreak, but hell there's always gonna be heartbreak in the halliwell family. wouldn't you rather spend your time with someone you love?

something something something leo/mitch/cole buddy episode b plot. leo/mitch/cole/DARRYL buddy episode b plot. :D. prue and micah get their big first kiss in a very tv show build up way my heart is saying new years and all the fireworks go off around them.

we're bringing in paige because i love her she's first introduced by some seer oracle whatever as your other sister and the girls are like respectfully, bullshit. but micah's like hey......... she's half whitelighter. because he can sense those kind of things, being a darklighter. and piper and leo are like patty's affair....................... and all the pieces are falling together and in this one. paige either gets a witch love interest a cupid love interest or we keep henry because fwiw i do really like mortal love interests. if we do do the witch love interest it won't be richard i love him to piece i do but he sucks <3. source!cole time.

oh we introduce paige thru mitch trying to help one of his kids and that lands him at social services.

source!cole. idk what happens here but like. using our nifty-difty tool box the squad has been assembling over the years helping all of these wayward souls born from evil, things mostly work out fine. source's heir is born, a girl, but since prue isn't dead her name is either colette or victoria. depends if cole died or not.

prue moved out at some point and lives in a hella nice studio apartment with mitch they r both artists (who the fuck is paying for that?) phoebe moves back in the manor post-source fiasco paige moves in the manor but spends a lot of time with her sister prue and soon to be brother in law (??) mitch. (paige is like fr dude when are you gonna pop the question and mitch is like woahhhh pump the break because paige is new here and when she saw them she's like oh. married couple. but then they're not married. engaged? nope. no just loosely dating? okay. lame. bad idea. but as it turns out one of them always dies so they're just trying to avoid that for as long as possible) but paige spends a lot of time at pritch's place because not only is it The Art Zone it's also the rehabilitating kids zone, of which paige is a grand help. prue jokes about how much paige reminds her of phoebe as a kid, and since we're already muddying the timeline, we're having paige enter and solid advice columnist, married phoebe and paige is like haha what the fuck??

source's heir born twice blessed born magic school located under the charmed & co squad becomes integrated with children born of all magic and like our season 8 wrap up saccharine finale is like how magic has reached a new era of peace n understanding. <3

[iravaid]

what would your ocs be doing in vtmb? (Asking about/all of your vtm ocs.. I only know about Lunchbox and the tzimisce tho ^_^)

Oooooo, good question 👀 and thank you for the ask! sorry this took so long to repsond to!

I’ll put this below a break because i don’t like having Big Long Posts just hanging out in the open, and because turns out i’ve made a Couple OCs. Now, most of them are from WDH or DB (my fanfictions) so these are versions of them that are canon compliant to the game

Lunchbox is actually In the game, you just didn't look hard enough 😤 - but fr she'd be lurking and watching the fledgling from the shadows, v curious about them and what they're up to. You know the rat in the clan quest mod? LB takes its place and will guide the fledgling through the sewers if they give her one of the rings/watches/car radios they’ve collected. She might also try and sneak up on them to pickpocket some cash or a quest item

Tulma, the Tzim oc, is Northern Irish so she's nowhere near LA when vtmb took place, but she's definitely heard of the goings on across the pond and is vaguely amused by it

Ziener (DB) - He’s either dead somewhere in Europe, as he should be, or him and his coterie (minus a malkavian lacroix) take the place of the Brotherhood of the Ninth Circle. So instead of encountering Brother Kanker, Bishop Vick etc, You meet that motherfucker and can either go into dialogue and then fight him and his coterie, or just kill on sight. When you report your findings back to LaCroix, he’ll note a strange feeling of relief. 

Brynn de Leeu (WDH and Sabbat LaCroix AU) - He Is dead: killed by the Society of Leopold about 200 years ago. If the Fledgling goes to 609 King’s Way, they’ll find a strange altar with a curved sword hanging from it. If they choose so, they can pry it away from the wall and take the ‘Amber Kilij’. And if they’re a Ventrue, they can spend a blood point to power up the sword - the next attack will paralyse their opponent for a short duration of time. 

Aurelia Orsini and Prince Ophelia Thrysk (DB) - Rich lesbian aunts have come across the pond to see what the fuss is about in LA. They Do bully LaCroix and will pay the Fledgling to make his life more difficult. If you bring up the Malkavian Seer Cult in Downtown to them, Aurelia will come with you to help fight them. 

Nurse Freya (WDH) - She’s either at the Santa Monica Clinic or in the Last Round depending on what point of the game the Fledgling is at. Can also be seen treating Nines’ wounds after Griffith Park. Gives the Fledgling insight onto the biological aspect of their condition and general bg lore of Kindred. For a price, she can give them ‘treatments’ that give them a buff or resistance against things like fire or slashing damage. 

Debbie Hagen (DB) - She may have gotten into AM Radio....

Foodtruck (DB Sequel) - The bigger, meaner, but still pleasant, version of Lunchbox. Can be found fighting Andrei’s flesh monsters. If the Fledgling passes a speech check or is a Nosferatu she’ll help them through the last parts of the sewer level, and has her own keycard to get them into the Warrens. Won’t follow them in. Gary said she came from Tucson with commendations from ‘a bird in Arizona’ and she’s been hired to keep the Warrens safe. If the Fledgling is less experienced and tries to fight her, she OHKOs them with her massive claws 

Inquisitor De Mer (WDH) - Like Beckett but incredibly evil and sadistic <3 In Hollywood, when Ash is being hunted by the SoL, the Fledgling tries to lead him through the back alleys out of the city. De Mer intercepts them and talks about her theories on Kindred biology and origins, hints that she wants Ash as a lab rat. She fights the Fledgling while the hunters capture Ash in the chaos. During the monastery level, fights the Fledgling at the same time as Bach, but on the ground with her Zweihander. Can trick Bach into shooting her if the Fledgling is clever enough. Drops a journal on Kindred biology that the Fledgling can give to Freya, who learns from it and can then give the Fledgling better buffs.

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Wednesday 1st December

JONATHAN: What are you doing here? SPIKE: I live here. I wasn't exactly pining for a noisy visit from 'wonder Jonathan and his fluffy battle kittens'. BUFFY: Yeah? You think that one up with all the time you spend not being able to bite people? JONATHAN: Careful, he's still pretty dangerous. SPIKE: Yeah, back off Betty. BUFFY: It's Buffy, you big bleached... stupid guy.

~~Superstar~~

[Drabbles & Short Fiction]

Acting Out (Joyce, Hank, Buffy, PG) by badly_knitted

New Set of Wheels (Willow, Xander, Gen) by madimpossibledreamer

Surprises (Giles/Buffy, Explicit) by ElleV

You and Jenny Calendar (Reader/Jenny, not rated) by thatdepressedgorl

“You’re Welcome” (Angel/Cordelia, not rated) by @crowleyhasfeels

[Chaptered Fiction]

overcome in this war of hearts 1/3 (Spike/Buffy, Mature) by Krewlak

Boon, Chapter 11 (Buffy/Spike, R) by Soulburnt

Soul Swap, Chapter 21 (Spike/Buffy, R) by ZombieRed

Decking the Hol's, Chapter 1 (Buffy/Spike, PG) by EllieRose101

Bite Your Tongue, Chapter 27 (Spike/Buffy, NC-17) by hostile17

Merry's Secret. (Xander, crossover with Merry Gentry Series, FR15) by calikocat

Alliance, Chapter 1 (Illyria, He-Man crossover, FR-15) by JoeB

Marked (Faith, crossover with SPN ,FR21) by Holly

[Images, Audio & Video]

Artwork:Kendra (SFW) by honeyvamp

Video: “I’m still sorting through all the chaos you left behind you.” (Jenny/Giles) by dreadfulcalendarwoman

Artwork:Some new drawings I’ve been working on! H🩸ppy Holidays! (Buffy, SFW) by jasonriv37

[Reviews & Recaps]

PODCAST: 7.03 Same Time, Same Place by Buffering the Vampire Slayer

PODCAST: Buffy Boys 137 - Slayer Power (S07E15)- Get It Done by Buffy Boys

[Community Announcements]

Last two entries for the 2021 IWRY Marathon links posted by angelus2hot

December Theme - Amnesty at fancake

[Fandom Discussions]

I too am sick of the incessant hate towards Xander from the Buffyverse community. by girl4music

By Season 3 the Scoobies are starting to really get on my nerves. by herelivesahobbit

Jenny wants Giles by melonsmessymusings

I do not believe that Spike was going to get his soul. by dgcatanisiri

Discussion of 5.22 "The Gift" - Aired 5/22/01 (WB-US) by Buffy Summers

Discussion of 5.14 "Crush" - Aired 2/13/01 (WB-US) by Buffy Summers

Adam, anyone actually scared of him? by davect01

Why the Caleb hate? by rapbarf

What do you guys think of Faith's development on "Angel"? Yay or Nay? by jdpm1991

Hey Buffsters who was the Cheese Man supposed to be? by arbiewebbjr

An unpopular opinion about each big bad by Lizcatherine

Why didn't Angel die when Faith shot him with a bow & arrow? by MuffinDelicious

I feel so bad for Groo by jdpm1991

The power outage and abandonment of Sunnydale in season 7 by redskinsguy

Jonathan should have joined the Scooby Gang not Andrew. by jdpm1991

Warren was the scariest villain by rapbarf

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