#sans funny

[vixdrawsshit]

sans but on roblox lmao im bored as hell

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[sunsestart]

It's one of my favorite headcanons that he doesn't have the greatest eyesight akshskdj he's just like me fr

[catchymemes]

[carlyraejepsans]

toby fox, trying to make a fucking joke about a mistagged ao3 fic in like 2015: my favorite undertale pairing is "sans". this joke is funny because i don't see him getting with anyone! imagine if people were shipping sans with himself haha.

history: [has its eyes on him]

[sandflakedraws]

must we pit two kings against each other

[cookinguptales]

the funniest thing to me about this whole tumblr sexyman debate is that it's being presented as like "tumblr veterans" who love cecil vs. these new young interlopers who love sans when like

but

girls, girls. you're both elderly.

[sunnygotsniped]

See I like Sans but not in the funny meme sexyman way I like him in the way that he promised Toriel to protect a child that was going to be served as a sacrifice from the start because he couldn't find himself to say no to her genuine laughter and sense of humor at every dumb joke they told each other, how he cracked jokes and pranks to make this child feel comfortable while warning them to be careful and reminding them that people loved them and having a gentle heart doesn't make you weak like to this day I still think about "Take care of yourself, kid. Cause someone out there really loves you." and "You didn't gain LOVE, but you gained love." Sans is our friend actually

[mintbees]

Watching Reigen win two competitions he wasn’t qualified for in the slightest only to then get overconfident in the third one and losing to a guy who wasn’t even trying and getting publicly humiliated is like watching an episode of mp100 unfolding in real time

[silly-comics]

No way!! Another one?

[thvnderdraws]

the duo ever

[sandeewithtwoe]

Ah, kids. I was one once

Ink and Zephyrtale!Gaster belong to comyet

PJ belongs to 7goodangel

Gradient belongs to askcomboclub

Error belongs to loverofpiggies

Ink: Can you say “dada”?

PJ: Ink!

Ink: No, “dada”!

PJ: Ink!

Ink: okay

Ink: Oh! Are you trying to say “dada”?

Gradient: aa… AAA!

Gradient: SANS!

Ink: I don’t understand! Am I doing something wrong?? I don’t even know where they got my name from!

Zephyrtale Gaster: (trying to not laugh)

Error: Can you say “Error”?

PJ: a… aaa…

Error: Eeeerrooorrrrr…

PJ: da… da…

Error: nononononononono

[sunsestart]

I've never shared my Wingdings design pre-accident around here so here u go:0

He's just a silly guy! (Beware of explosions)

[introspectivememories]

it's always distinguished lesbian momo with disaster gay todoroki. we need to flip the script. disaster lesbian momo with distinguished gay todoroki. tddk are practically living together in shouto's japanese style dorm meanwhile momo flies in every morning, hair a mess, slamming that shoji door open, talkin bout "todoroki-kun! kyouka touched my knee this morning! do you think she likes me????"

[carlyraejepsans]

god grant me the serenity to ignore people who misread my blorbo, the courage to ignore people who misread my blorbo, the WISDOM to ignore people who misread my blorbo

[homoshoebill]

reigen arataka, greatest psychic of the 21st century, esteemed internet sex symbol. crowned twink supreme by winning 69% of the votes on anitwt, crowned ultimate dilf days later, and current lead for the anitwt milf off by a landslide. most recently, though, has just lost the poll for the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman to sans undertale by 0.1% of 244,809 votes total - culminating responses from the official japanese and english mp100 twitters, various industry professionals, and a fanfic from toby fox himself.

all of this within the span of six fucking days