#sassy gay eridan

[inkyzikas]

March Eridan :)

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[a-person-on-the-interwebs]

Drivestuck: Eridan in 360p

[if0rgor]

When the Eridan is sassy and gay

[cronenfag]

never fucking forget

[serfuzzypushover]

Do you have any voice headcanons for the sillys (any homestuck characters)?

- @iassignpeoplehomestucktrolls

answwered somethin like this b4 but i CANNOT for the life of me find it...

oh wwell heres wwhat i got:

june is me. she sounds like me i am her.

davve is wway more expressivve with his vvoice than he wwant to admit lol. i imagine hes trying to pull off bein monotone but its not really wworkin. his body language is pr minimum tho

rose is soft and calm. she can get giggly pr easily tho hehe

jade has a wwarm vvoice for sure... maybe gets a bit loud Σ:B

roxy is so silly i bet she also cant control the tone of her vvoice... its also slighty masc and shes giggly as wwell ❤️

dirk is the opposite of davve. monotone vvoice bc of flat affect but hes alwways expressin his emotions through body language.

jake the obvviously fake british accent obvv

jane sounds androgynous but slightly sweet

aradia i imagine like... fluttershy but somewwhat ethereal in a wway? damara sounds AWWFULLY swweet. she also has a calming vvoice i imagine she can sing pr wwell

tavv i havve no specific hc other than he sounds like rufioh but sadder and rufioh is just dante basco

sollux sounds like a NERD/aff mituna is this

karkat wwill forevver just sound like broardway karkat to me. its the perfect vvoice. kankri is the vvoice used in lets read homestuck

porrim is sooo warm and soft spoken... kanaya is a bit monotone. i hc she has a flat affect from autism

terezi and latula sound pr raspy and perhaps a bit high pitched(terezi more so)

vvriska sounds like a popular girl bully (imagine heathers lol) wwhile aranea is twwilight sparkle

equius and horuss are pr.... hoarse............... they are also british but horuss' accent is more pronounced

gamzee is silly and goofy and has trouble controllin the volume of his vvoice... the pitch also fluctuates. KURLOZ SOUNDS SO SMOOTH AND LOWW PITCHED ID FORGET MY CELI8ACY IF HE TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF—ahem anywway

eridan is EXACTLY howw sassy gay eridan sounds... cronus... danny zuko....

feferi is swweet but maybe a taaaaaaaad too high pitched. shes also loud in general. meenah i dont think about enough to havve a hc

[lazarus---rising]

thinking about sassy gay eridan (full video) again

[everydaygremlin]

please tell me you guys have seen sassy gay eridan

[cyvonix]

it's true what they say, eridan is sassy and gay

[phobohobo]

I will post this here 2... just because it's a little funny

[neighborhoodscreamer]

Have you seen this man?

well now you have... :)

[critter-time]

Homestuck. (Violent)

[cronenfag]

wwhats you doing wwhats you doing wwhats wwhats wwhats you doing

Sassy Gay Eridan

get out of my head

[neighborhoodscreamer]

Hey guyz. I know 4 characters from the Homestuck.

Number one: John Eggbert

Number 2: Dave Strider

Number three: Rose Whatever the fuck her last name is

And finally, number 4: sassy. Gay. Eridan.

Plz like and subcribe

[orphanage-trolls]

Long rp with Feferi and Eridan

Warning. This rp contains: 15 pages worth of text full of crazyness including  crazy nots, smut magazines, feferi, sassy gay acting black woman eridan, gags, faygo, tea, fights, near rape, walruses, and laughs. If you are against any of these things, are too young, or hate seadwellers crazy antics do not read. This has been Nots.

Eridan non of your land dwwandlin business

Notyel excuses me? im the Pisces sea dweller here. i should sentence you to be krilled! -highblood speech coming on-

Eridan but if you really wwant to know,  wwell wwhatevver, wwe wwere disussin vvery personal lovve stories and just because you think your all high and mighty

Notyel and second off, fef what have you been reading lately? XD

Eridan doesnt mean i wwill share

Notyel ... no you will not share because of that. you will share because ANCHOVIESSS!!!

Eridan NO, no, thats our wword, your not aloud to say our wword but if you really wwant to know i havve a juicy story of

Notyel THIS IS MY WORLD AND MY WORD. MY ANCHOVIES!!!

Eridan my ancestor

Feferi O)( MY GLUB! W)(AT IS GOING ON!?!? 3XD

Eridan wwe are dissuccisin about historical lovve stories

Notyel WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ERIDAN IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!!

Eridan i wwas not in anybodies under garmets. wwell not wwait no that wwhatevver silence dirt dipper or i must slay you and your wwreched lies

Feferi -covers her face with her hair- ohmyglubohmyglubohmygub

Notyel ERIDAN GO MAKE LOVE TO FEFERI IN KINKY WAYS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO!! -drinks tea-

Feferi L--EYTON! NO XD

Notyel oh. i see. -understands emmy- ERIDAN, GO MAKE LOVE TO FEFERI IN KINKY WAYS BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO!

Feferi NO! NONONONONO!!

Eridan dont go sayin confidential things just because they are true doesnt mean you can go around and fuckin ruinin stuff

Notyel fine. ill stay quiet. i wont say a word. -makes loud sex noises-

Eridan you knoww thats not the correct matin call fool

Notyel oh ok. -makes WALRUS MATING CALLS-

Feferi ((Holy shit XDXDXD))

Eridan thats better

Notyel -walreses flock into the room-

Eridan noww drop your pants and wwiggle your lowwer wwiskers around and spurt wwater out of your bloww hole

Notyel -does the harlem shake-

Eridan no none of that shame on you and you call yourself a seadwwealer

Feferi -pets the walruses- T)(ey're sooo CUT---E!!

Notyel -walreses start to harlem shake as well-

Feferi O)(.... okay?

Eridan -stands in total aww of the amount of wwalres sexy, but wwont admit it and tries best to hide it- fuckin gross

Notyel -walrus strip contest happens right there with emmy and ry as the judges-

Feferi o)( jeez... -facepalm 2x combo-

Eridan wwell i knoww lost all faith in our race

Notyel -walruses make love to a pole- i lost faith in it a long time ago

Feferi -facewalls-

Eridan fef im vverry conflicted about wwhy i am here

Notyel Fef, eri, you two must make love in order to restore the faith of our race.

Eridan go fuck a faygo ... unless fef wwants to <_< >_> but only to restore faith nothin more

Feferi Wait... glub?

Notyel ._. -takes out a faygo- if you insist.

Eridan no you dont actual do it wwith the faygo

Notyel well fef what is it? do you want to fuck eridan or shall i have it with the faygo?

Feferi ...NOP---E!! -hides in her hair- NOP-E NOP-E NOP-----E!

Eridan you knoww wwhat go ahead slide that faygo up your nook

Notyel ok. -uncaps faygo and takes off his belt putting down his tea-

Feferi -covers her eyes- O)( cod w)(y!?

Eridan -has flash backs of his date wwith cronos- not the cod piece

Notyel -tosses belt on the floor- no emmy. you must look. because you would not be with eridan you must look

Feferi Nooo!!! You can't make me!!!! -squints her eyes shut- Nonononononono!!

Eridan ...

Notyel ... open... or the faygo has its way with ye, hearty lass~ -shakes faygo-

Feferi -hides behind Ry- Nononononono!!!

Notyel -laughs- cod why isnt esparr here? XD

Eridan ... I

Notyel -puts back on belt- no, im not gonna do a faygo.

Feferi T)(ank cod!!!!!

Eridan -twwitches-

Notyel but!~ -sprays faygo all over ry and emmy- XD!

Feferi -covers her face with Ry's cape- ---EW!! STOP IT!!

Eridan -all sticky, causin me to go deeper in my flash back of cronos and his cod-

Notyel -smiles as the faygo stops-  and that is why there are pumpkins. -drinks tea again-

Feferi ((Oh my god I'm dying. Help XDXD))

Notyel [[-picks up emmy- to the faygo!]]

Feferi (("All sticky", "Flash back of Cronos and his cod" HELP XDXD))

Eridan ((speakin of faygo, i found a place that sells it in utah....im now drowning in it....drowning))

Feferi ((I want Faygo xDXD I can't find it here!!))

Notyel [[i want faygo too...

Eridan ((unless you live in the mid west its hard to find))

Eridan ((check 7/11's)\

Notyel -lives in texas- ._.

Eridan ((so....dubbing homesmut..if i can find my mike i can do some voice acting)

Eridan ((thats southern ley)

Feferi ((Yessssh!!! I'll try to convince my brother to use his mic))

Notyel [[i know. i am just mad that i cant have some...

Notyel [[heh. -has a mike in his laptop-

Eridan (mic*

Eridan ((all the homesmut))

Feferi ((All of it XD))

Notyel [[...]] -makes sex noises-

Feferi (( XDXD I was looking through them and they have a solo Fef... Holy shit xDXD))

Eridan ((...glub))

Eridan ((do they have a gam tav? i have a friend who loves that ship....hehehe)

Feferi ((They might. But if they don't, I bet someone might make a script and turn it in

Eridan ((hehehehehehehe)

Feferi (( XDXDDX)

Eridan ((now let me find that mic!)

Notyel -while they arent looking ties up fef and eri together-

Eridan i feel like some one is tryin to mess wwith my shit

Feferi Leyton. W)(y? XD

Notyel -moves and gags his friends-

Eridan -still scared from flash back, the hard yellow bulge punching my memories-

Feferi Wait, w)(at the glub?!?! -gets gaged- mmmm!!! -mumbles-

Eridan -gurgles mouth bubbles-

Notyel -turns fef and eridan so they are faceing each other-

Feferi -mumbles some choice words at Leyton-

Notyel -forces them to... play the pocky game-

Feferi ((OH MY GOD XDXD))

Eridan -currently in a vegtable state and cant stop the pokey game- ((whats the pocky game?))

Notyel [[XD yes he gaged you just to play the pocky game [[its a game where theres pocky and you keep taking bites untill you chicken out or kiss.

Feferi -just sits there mumbling-

Eridan -is gagged so the pocky game is not vvery effective_

Notyel -removes gags- -puts on headphones-

Feferi Leyton!!! W)(at do you t)(ink you're doing?!?! I'm going to )(urt you after t)(is!!

Notyel -forces you two to listen to justin beiber at full blast while he wears headphones-

Eridan -still shocked from past trauma just gurgles on the pocky-

Feferi 38I

Notyel -stops playing it and comes up with a new idea- -picks up a homesmut script and reads it while gaining ideas from it-

Eridan -wwakes up- uhhh ....

Feferi O)() cod...

Eridan fef ... did did wwe

Feferi Um... no?

Eridan oh so

Notyel -reads another and starts smiling evilly-

Eridan does that mean wwe...

Feferi I t)(ink t)(e only way to make )(im stop is...

Eridan it better not invvolvve faygo

Notyel -opens a bottle of faygo and covers them in it again-

Feferi No it doesn't inolve Faygo.. w)(ale.. I dont t)(ink so anyway!

Eridan the sugar burns wwhy cronos wwhy not in the eyes

Feferi -is still tired up- N---OTS!!!*-tied-

Notyel -forces you two to cross dress out of boredom-

Feferi W)(at t)(e glub do you want from us!?

Notyel entertainment.

Feferi Like????

Eridan MARCH MADNESS

Notyel -unties you both but before he does makes you naked then runs outside so you cant follow him-

Eridan im cold fef i am cold i knoww im cold blooded but im cold in this cruel wworld hold me' keep me wwarm

Feferi Cod, Im goin to )(urt )(im so muc)(!!!! -sighs- Let me get a blanket or somefin to keep us warm..

Eridan -slumps ovver to you like a sack of nude potatoes-

Feferi -finds a couple of blankets and wraps them around us- T)(ere we go..

Notyel -comes back in- i forgot, my hive blew up ._.

Eridan -purrs as my fins flap- i miss my cape

Feferi @Leyton Ac)(m. W)(ere's our clot)(es??

Notyel -walks over to a couch and sits- in my styledex.

Feferi @Ry You'll get it back soon.. don't worry -smiles slightly- @Nots Can we )(ave t)(em back? It's kinda cold )(ere.

Notyel ok. -uncatalouges new clothes with his symbol on it- from now on you two will be my minions. -gives clothes-

Eridan -pulls on a tee-shirt that says slut-

Notyel [[cod i really need to draw this rp XD

Feferi W)(at?! No way!

Notyel ... ok lets try this again. -walks out the door then back in with dramtic lighting and a close up with his 2xkusarigamakind at his side- YOU TWO WILL BE MY MINIONS! -evil sounding voice for effect-

Eridan -puts on booty shorts with SUGAR stamped on the butt-

Feferi I will not be your minion! And t)(at means I )(ave to sit )(ere naked t)(en I will!! -crosses her arms-

Eridan girl that is so unbecomin of you and wwhat not Mmmhhhmmmmmmm

Notyel ... that can be aranged. -takes out his gags and hand cuffs-  [[nots... what are you doing.... no stop.

Eridan -does the black lady head shake- wwait cuffs i aint not goin wwith no police oh hell no

Feferi ...you wouldn't. Would you?!

Notyel ... -tosses them on the floor- yeah i wouldnt. im not heartless... i dont have what it takes to be a gamblinaut... -slumps over depressed-

Feferi -puts on the minion clothes- Fiiine. Ill be your minion I guess..

Eridan -sits on top of Notyel- yes i wwin your mine thats right your owwned by slut top and sugar nook

Feferi ((Brb))

Notyel -starts to get undepressed then gets sat on becoming super depressed- im a slug...

Eridan yes a awwful slug and my minion noww you havve to play pocky wwith fef wwait now dont

Notyel ... wait did you just say i was your minion? -seems to get instant confidence-

Eridan yes wwait no yes wwait do it wait yes no no wait wwait there wwe go yes you are noww do wwhat i said to do

Notyel -snaps- I AM NOBODIES MINION. I AM NOTS!! -gags eridan and pulls out faygo-

Feferi W)9at?!

Eridan wwait wwhat no no NOONONONONONONONONONONONONOONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO wwait ok

Notyel -shoves eridan against a wall- I AM MOTHERBLOODING NOTS!!! -takes out his sex chainsaw and a rake-

Eridan -squished- ok i accept this because i havve slut ovver my chest ... ... wwait im not a slut im a wwhore howw dare you

Notyel ... -turns to feferi- you may want to close your eyes 

Eridan wwait

Feferi -pulls her hair in front of her face-

Eridan fef stop him ... thanks your a lot of help

Feferi -throws trident near Nots head-

Notyel -breaks prongs off the rake and stabs it into eridan's hand against a wall-

Eridan !!! you knoww

Notyel -trident sails past his head and turns walking towards fef- oh no you didnt~

Eridan this is only the second most painful thing i am feeling

Feferi W)(at t)(e ever glubbin glub!!! -pulls trident out of the wall-

Eridan -pinned to the wwall in booty shorts-

Feferi Leave )(im alone Nots!!! -stands in a defensive position in front of Ry-

Notyel -tosses his 2xkusarigamakind at fefs hand- ~sucker tried to play me, but you never played me~

Feferi -blocks- W)(at?!

Eridan -stands with my hand pierced and rethinks my life-

Notyel ~payback is a coming you will be a running for eva~ -brings it back with chain and jumps up in the air-

Feferi -takes the Kusarigama out of Ry's hand- T)(e glub?? -looks up- .... welp s)(it.. -grabs Ry's good hand and runs-

Notyel ~untill i get my vengence, i will never end this mayhem~ -brings 2xkusarigamakind down on fefs back while she runs-

Eridan -is dragged along like a puppet, hittin evvery rock on the wway- oww oww oww

Feferi Run t)(en!!!! Come onnn!!! -gets hit with the kusarigama and falls- Ow!! ((Sorry I didn't see that til now ^^"))

Notyel ~im a mercenary, you dont have a prayer you owe me~ -runs after throwing a chain so it catches on to one of you- [[its fine XD

Eridan (brb)

Notyel ~you didnt pay me what you owe me, so now its over for you~ -stands above fef smiling evilly down on her looking like he was about to end her life-

Feferi -just lies there, in pain- Ow! Ow ow!!

Notyel -sudden narcolepsy strikes and he falls onto fef sleeping-

Feferi -you fall right on her back- OW!! G--ET OFFF!!!!

Notyel -light snoring is heard-

Feferi -tries pushing you off-

Notyel -is heavier then he seems, weighing almost as much as 2 trolls -

Feferi C-come on Nots! .. G-get off me!!

Notyel -wakes up and stands back up with near ninja speed-

Feferi Ouc)(... -tries to get up-

Notyel -looks at fef's injuries- wow... your really beat up.. i mean its in your spine and everything. who did this to you?

Eridan -wwakes up is on the ground-\

Feferi Um.. you don't remember? You did it..-stands up and sits on whatever that's there- It's fine... just a little cuttle...

Notyel -stares- wow i did that?... cause i dont remember crap... and that looks rather... serious. -looks around for a first aid kit-

Eridan -only sees you stand up next to a sleepin leyton- wwha i

Notyel -sees eridan and drags him to fef to keep her company while he finds first aid-

Eridan you him ... did matin did i miss the

Feferi -falls over on to Eridan's lap- ...ow.. it )(urts.. reely bad..

Eridan (sorry gotz to go)

Notyel no. i might have accually just wreacked her spinal cord. i would not recomend walking for the next 2 days. -finds first aid kit-

Eridan -kisses wwound better-

Notyel [[D: aw... bye eridan

Feferi ((Awwww see ya!!)) -just lays there, curled up in his lap-

Notyel -applies medicine to fef's wound- yeah you should go see a doctor. and maybe a surgeon.

Feferi I dont want to t)(oug)(! I can )(andle it! -stands up and falls over-

Notyel -picks you up and lays you on your front on a couch as you hear the sound of robotics- this will just take a second. [[i wanna put this rp on tumblr XD

Feferi -squints her eyes at the sound of robotics- Please tell me t)(is isn't gonna )(urt!

Notyel No promises! -begins work on her back to repair her spinal cordBottom of Form