ship so canon non-shippers have to call them "platonic soulmates" to cope
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The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.
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Explain to me how they aren't married and canon
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Megumi’s face in this panel fucking kills me, that’s the face of a gay man who did not ask to be the romantic pursuit of the straightest woman in the entire manga, this was basically the exact opposite of the “oh so it’s like that” scene with his “no not in that way”
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How come non-canon ships hit different. Especially when its gay for some reason
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Shonen Jump nixed this draft but I have a source in the industry so enjoy the leak.
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POST CANON NARUTO: Working Overtime feat. Shikamaru.
When the Hokage has a sudden 'meeting':
Naruto needs to appease someone, and it might take all night.
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<I didn't plan to do this today but I saw a blog post about SasuNaru doing these "nightly meetings" in the office and my mind just went...BOOM. Here I am doing just that. I already started doing a fluffy smol SNS but this has been eating me. AND SASUKE BEING NEEDY? What a concept 👌✨
And yes I bet this totally happened...>
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Naruto: Sasuke is my friend! And if I love him, it’s as a brother!
Itachi: Well, Sasuke is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I’d call the police.
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people who say sasuke never cared about naruto conviently like to forget about him developing a third tomoe after he hears naruto say how much he means to him and coming to terms with what he feels he has to do (and just about any of their other interactions but thats a separate point)
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Read left to right
No talking smack about Sasuke's boyfriend rival.
He might actually kill you.
Inspired by this text post by @naruto-totally-canon-quotes
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