#saw this on tiktok and needed to make sure yall saw it

[fluorescent-bulbs]

Where the hell have you been miss piggy?!?!

[spikedhe4rt]

Need more sub Dallas smut 🤭👀 possibly him getting hard at a bad time when you kissed him

Word Count: 1440

A/N: hi pookies. DID YALL MISS ME :) Im sorry i haven't updated!! happy new year? Back with a good one tho!! also follow my tiktok: spikedhe4rt bc i don't really care who sees my face fr! I LOVE YALL AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY!

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Dallas never really showed his submissive side infront of others. Only me. His reputation was important to him, what would others think if they knew he gets on his knees and begs just for the chance to fuck me. Im his girlfriend, the girl that makes everyone jealous because "shes getting fucked by Dally". Its boosts his ego so I let it happen.

Dallas, after tons of convincing got me to go out for night with him. I never been a huge fan of parties. Dally on the other hand was a party animal, dragging along two-bit for his shenanigans constantly. Two had better things to do, surprisingly, so he looped me in.

"Dally, I thought Two bailing on you would inspire you to take a break" I told him as I looked at myself in a full body mirror.

"Nah. The party animal in me never stops, doll" He says in response, I roll my eyes at his comment.

I hear his footsteps creak against the floorboards as he comes up behind me. His arms wrapped my waist, warm hands coming to touch my stomach. I reached my hand up to touch his hair as i leaned into him. "I can count on you behaving tonight-" I tugged his hair to bring him closer to my level "-hm?"

A quick flash of desperation came over his face before that signature smirk. "Yes ma'am" I flipped myself around so our chests were touching, "Good boy. You ready?" I asked with a toothy smile. He nodded, grabbing my hand to lead me to the door.

We decided to walk to the party because Tim's wasn't that far. After we got there, I picked a corner for us to stay in. I know its a party but sometimes you just need a moment. Dallas decides to venture off and catch up with his pals. I take a sip of my beer as I sit with my legs crossed, scanning the room.

I decide to find Dally in boredom, I spot him with Tim and some other guy. I walk over and tap him, he opens his arms to invite me to sit on his lap. "Hi, Dal." I say in a sultry tone.

He says nothing, pulling me closer to him and continuing to talk. At some point, Tim and whoever the hell he was left, leaving me and Dally alone.

After a little bit of talking, I go to the bathroom, needing to pee. As I washed my hands, I heard the laughter of people outside. One particular laugh stuck out to me, some girl sounding like a damn bird. I laughed to myself and walked out.

My face quickly changed when I saw the scene in front of me. The cackle came from a girl talking to Dallas. " Oh my god. Dallas, you're so funny" she exclaimed. His face read confusion "All I said was my name-"

I smiled to myself before walking up to Dally and kissing him feverishly. I got up on his lap as we continued. I heard heels click as I ran my hand down his chest. I smirked as I felt his cock get harder against me. At a party? I pulled away to look at him with a cocky expression. "All it takes is a kiss and a hand down your chest for you to get hard like desperate slut, huh?" I whispered in shell of his ear.

His body leaned into mine, before he whispered back "Please- Can we go to the bathroom" I beamed. "Im glad y'know who you belong to," I told him before jumping off his lap and leading him to the bathroom. I made sure to lock it behind us.

His lips captured mine as soon as I turned around. Dallas's tongue quickly slipped into my mouth. The kiss was hot and passionate, feeling like he never needed anything more in this moment. Fuck. The feeling of wetness flooding my underwear as I started to grind against him.

"I need you so bad..."

"Baby please"

"You're so beautiful, fuck"

Praises and pleas spilled from his lips. My lips curled into a smile and Dally's hands came down to my ass. I started to kiss his neck, my lips lightly pressed into the supple skin. "You're such a good boy for not entertaining her. You deserve a reward." My hand came to rub his hard-on over his jeans. "You want my mouth on your cock, hm?"

He nods.

"Use your words like you want it" I rebutted. 

"Yes- Shit right there" he interrupted himself as my hand slipped into underwear past his denim.

I brushed hand along his cock, sending goosebumps against his skin. My knees touched the floor as I pulled down on his jeans and briefs.

I placed kisses down his hard cock, making him let out a deep breath. "You're such a slut for my touch, aren't you?" I asked looking up at him. "Yes, ma'am" he breathed. Thats new.

I take the head of his cock in my mouth, swirling my tongue around the tip. I smile as I him almost fully in my mouth. My other hand came to message his balls, rolling through skin in my fingers. Another moan spilled from Dallas's lips "Please. Can I guide you?" he asked in a low voice. "Mhm" I hummed with him still in my mouth.

Dally's hand rested on my head before he started to slowly move it up and down. His tip hit the back of my throat lightly as he whimpered. Dallas's hips bucked in my mouth harshly, making me gag a little. He continued to lightly fuck my mouth as I rubbed my hand on his meaty thigh.

I pulled off him, looking up "You're such a good boy baby, You wanna cum for me?" His lip was caught between his teeth as he nodded. I gave him a knowing look, "Yes yes. Let me cum. Please" he said, vocalizing what he wants.

Mouth came back down to his tip, swirling my tongue on the tip once again. Both my hands came to stroke his cock. Dally choked on a moan. "Fuck, please don't stop. G-gonna cum" He was loud but we didn't care at the moment.

I felt the taste of his cum a minute later as his body lightly shook. "You did so good for me" I praised his as I lifted myself off the ground. I immediately captured his lips, the taste of his own cum flooding his mouth. "You think you can handle another, hm? Ill let you fuck me for your behavior." He nodded, still drunk from his orgasm.

I jumped up on the counter, the cold material resting against my thighs. Dally pulled my pants and underwear down in a swift movement. I brought my hand down to my pussy, collecting my arousal. My fingers came up to his mouth, he accepted them quickly and bobbing his head. Dallas desperately aligned his cock with my hole, bottom out inside

Dally let out a whine, "Oh...I love so much" I smiled at his words "Mhm...You love me and pussy so much, don't you? Say it, you can do it." His thrusts started off slow as I lightly clenched down on him. "I love you and your pussy so much. Shit" His hands came around my hips and head fell into my neck.

Dallas's thrust became faster and more aggressive as he groaned into my neck. He soon started placing open mouth kisses on my neck, increasing the euphoria I was feeling. His balls slapped against my ass with each thrust. "Mm. You're making me feel so good" I told as I moaned.

My walls flutter around his cock as I feel my orgasm getting closer. Dally's pants get louder, his hair getting light moist with sweat. "You're so handsome like this. Keep fucking me, just like that" I take my hand from Dally's shoulder to rub my clit, increasing my pleasure.

I topple over the edge with a loud moan, my orgasm making legs shake. Dallas's thrust stay at the current pace, with him chasing his own peak. "Baby can I cum please" he says with a groan. His face stayed in my neck as he moaned. "Look at my when you cum, sweetheart. you can do it, hmm?" I coo.

He looks up at me with low eyes.

"Good job, go ahead." I say with a smirk.

Dallas's eyes roll back in his head as he cums inside me. I kiss him as he rides his high. Good behavior deserves good rewards.

[mycatishandsome]

Any advice for new shifters?

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Oh man I could write a book, there’s specific stuff and more broad stuff but I’ll give yall a few that comes to my head

1.) don’t overthink! This one’s obvious but there’s nothing wrong with reminding everyone this constantly. You’ll find yourself overthinking even if you don’t want to. Relax, take a breath. It will happen.

2.) all you really need is a meditation and the right mindset. You don’t even need the meditation (I just personally find it easier to centralize what i want). You don’t need any fancy hour long mediations telling you to count or do this and that. Just close your eyes and breathe. I like 5-10 minutes long broad meditations that just tell me to breathe (and have nothing to do with shifting).

3.) you can shift from doing anything really, I shifted once while dancing around to a playlist I made. And actually forgot about this until I saw a post on tumblr today of other posters talking about shifting like this! It’s not something I’ve done since, but I do think it’s important to remember you don’t have to be on your back at night. It could be mid day sitting in the middle of your room. Or even dancing!

4.) listen to yourself. Think about what you’ve achieved. Its cool to listen to others stories, and 10000% take what you can from them, its good to stay motivated! But don’t let it bring you down, or get in your head about it. It took me a good solid year to shift for the first time, and took me months after that to do it again, everyone has their own journey, so make sure to focus on your own.

5.) be careful about your sources. Lots of people lie about shifting for attention, and often you’ll find that on tiktok, you’ll also find lots of incorrect info there as well. It’s not easy to vet shifting info, but it’s generally not difficult to know when someone’s lying. Make sure to join healthy and welcoming spaces!!

I def want to make a post in the future for more shifting process tips! I just need to write things down and make my explanations easy! So stay tuned for that!!

[agaypanic]

Okay listen a fix based on this tik tok

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8fK6cmv/

It was made like last year and I still have it stuck in my head. Love your work btw🫶

If You Really Love Her (Bernard the Elf X Human!Reader)

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Summary: Your friendship with Bernard has turned into silent infatuation, unknowingly from both sides. Jack Frost, loving to cause trouble, talks Bernard out of giving you a gift when he realizes that the elf has fallen in love with you. After all, how could an elf ever be with a human?

A/N: the fact that this fic is written from a request about a tiktok where the plot is based on a scene in shrek 2 is insane lmao changed the snow globe from the tiktok to a locket btw. also i left it on a bit of a cliffhanger so if yall want a part 2 lmk

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Bernard was known to become very high-strung during Christmas. How could he not? Being in charge of hundreds of elves and a workshop and having to help make sure one of the biggest holidays of the year was a worldwide success was sure to take its toll on a guy. But for a few years, Bernard’s saving grace in the intensity of Christmas has become you.

You were quick to become friends, despite his somewhat grumpy disposition. You didn’t mind that he was a thousand-and-some-year-old workaholic, and he didn’t mind that you were a peppy human. 

After a while, he wasn’t exactly sure when the turning point was; Bernard’s platonic feelings for you had evolved. At first, he thought that it was just because he didn’t see you much, so he basked in all the moments you had together. But then he started wanting even more time with you, doing things that friends didn’t usually do.

After a few years of being silent about his growing feelings, Bernard felt the need to do something about it. He was getting sick of pretending that he was content with friendship. He decided the perfect opportunity to tell you was when you came to the North Pole with Santa and Charlie after the Christmas Eve rounds.

Which, if Santa was on schedule, was in a few hours. The whole night, nerves and anxiety-riddled Bernard, more than usual anyway. He paced around his office, your Christmas present jingling in his pocket.

Eventually, he decided to get some fresh air. Being cooped up in the small room and constantly overthinking couldn’t be good for him. Besides, he didn’t want to be a nervous wreck when you came.

Walking out of the workshop, Bernard took a deep breath, watching a cloud leave his mouth as he exhaled from how cold it was. Surprisingly, it was colder than usual.

“Hey, Bernie.” It immediately became less surprising when Bernard heard that annoying voice.

“Jack.” The elf greeted shortly, not bothering to turn around to look at the insufferable being. It was bad enough that he was overthinking his confession and your possible reactions. But now Bernard also had to deal with this winter spirit who seemed to have a knack for tricks. “Don’t you have another volcano to go freeze over?”

“Oh, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie.” Jack ignored the elf correcting him on his name and placed a chilly hand on his shoulder, making him jolt. “Why so blue? It’s Christmas!”

“I’m aware.”

“Whatcha got jingling in your pocket, bud?” Before Bernard could answer or tell Jack to mind his business, Jack stuck his hand into Bernard’s pocket and pulled out a silver heart-shaped locket. “Ooh, who’s this for?”

“None of your business, Frost!” Bernard tried swiping the necklace back, but Jack raised it out of reach.

“I think I’ll take a little look if you don’t mind.” The man said, knowing that Bernard minded extremely. He read the small inscription on the heart. “‘I’m just a call away.’ Aw, how cute, Bernie. Didn’t know you were such a romantic. Now, what’s inside, I wonder. Let’s see… oh my god.” Bernard cringed at the reaction, watching Jack’s mouth gape wide open as he opened the locket and saw the picture that was inside. The winter spirit laughed, tilting his head towards the elf. “A human? Really, Bernie, I’m surprised at you.”

“Give it back.” Bernard hissed but was ignored.

“I’ve seen this girl before!” Jack realized. “She’s Santa’s kid’s little friend! What, were you gonna give this to her when she came to the North Pole? I bet you were.” Jack shut the locket, reading the inscription once more. “You know, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were in love with this girl.”

Bernard didn’t answer. He hadn’t really thought about that before. Yes, he knew that his feelings for you were no longer platonic. He liked you very much. But love?

The more he thought about it, the more plausible it seemed.

“Good thing I know better.” Jack tossed the locket back to Bernard, who barely caught it, having been too wrapped up in his thoughts. But Bernard also caught Jack’s tone, like he knew something that Bernard didn’t.

“So what if I do, Frost? It’s none of your business either way.” Bernard quickly pocketed the necklace so Jack wouldn’t take it again. 

Jack raised an icy eyebrow, leaning forward to become face-to-face with Bernard.

“So what if you do?” Jack mocked, soon laughing. “She’s a human, short stuff. And you are an elf. No amount of magic could ever fix that.” Jack straightened up, taking pride in the way Bernard’s expression fell. “Unless, of course, you retire, which we both know would never happen. And she could never stay here; she has a life to live in the real world.”

“But I love her…” Bernard said it half as a realization and half as a counter to Jack’s argument. He gripped the heart-shaped locket tightly as if it could shut Jack Frost’s mouth for good.

“If you really loved her, Bernie, you’d let her go.” Jack grinned at Bernard’s gloominess. But the elf didn’t see that, because he kept his head down and eyes locked on his shoes. “It’s only fair, really. She’d eventually become miserable, being stuck at the North Pole with you. Growing older and older while you don’t age a day. Wondering what kind of life she could’ve had.”

Bernard took in Jack’s words, each one making him panic more and more. Jack Frost was right, as much as he hated to admit it. You would be miserable here. And he didn’t want to leave, at least not now. But time was on his side and not yours.

“But hey! What do I know?” Jack slapped Bernard on the shoulder and skipped off, probably reveling in the fact that he had caused such trouble and was now wandering off to see if he could cause some more.

But Bernard felt frozen to the front steps of the workshop. He couldn’t face you, not right now, not when he was like this. 

Realizing your arrival time was in just a few short hours, Bernard raced inside and to the lodging area of the workshop. He skidded to a stop in front of your room. You had become such a regular guest during the holidays that Bernard had taken it upon himself to put your name on the bedroom door.

He walked in, seeing that the room was exactly as you had last left it. He took the locket from his pocket and gently placed it on one of your pillows. Bernard was about to leave it at that, but he quickly decided it wasn’t enough. You deserved more than a little trinket left on your bed.

Bernard decided to write a little note for you to accompany the locket, using the stationary on the desk that sat in the corner of the room. But the little note became a long note, containing confessions and anxious thoughts and apologies. 

Bernard placed the note on the pillow with the necklace when it was finally finished. He stared at it for a few seconds before rearranging the two objects differently, hating the sight more and more. In a moment of frustration, Bernard shoved the locket and the note underneath the pillow, not wanting to see it anymore. Then he stormed out before he could freak out any further. 

It was better this way, Bernard tried to convince himself. If you found his gift and read the note, you understand. If you didn’t, he supposed that would just be less heartbreak for the both of you. In the end, you’d be happy. Even if he was miserable, Bernard just wanted you to be happy, even if it wasn’t with him.

Because, after all, how could an elf ever be with a human?

***

Bernard the Elf Taglist: @katerinaval

[dreaaspeaks]

i never thought that 7 months in the gen0c!de in g@za would i need to explain on tiktok of all places why the kaulitz twins doing a deal with macdonalds and pushing the macdonalds brand is ignorant. sure it doesn’t contribute directly to what’s going on right now but are ya’ll seriously okay with buying a shitty macdonalds vegetarian meal instead of just going to another just as affordable, just as MID fast food place near your area that doesn’t support a gen0c!de?? like i just saw a SLIDE SHOW of why the kaulitz twins doing the macdonalds promotion shouldn’t be slandered because the macdonalds franchises in germany have nothing to do with those that were in isreal.

YEAH NO SHIT HOW DO YOU THINK FRANCHISING WORKS??? people started to boycott macdonalds over their lack of action when it became clear that isreali branches of macdonalds restaurants were supporting the IDF, unlike what they did in russia in 2022 when they pulled the Macdonalds name out of russia to distance themselves from the country, macs DID NOT do that when it came isreal until APRIL! macs pulled out of russia IN MAY the invasion started in FEBRUARY LIKE DO YALL SEE HOW LITTE THEY GAVE A SHIT WHEN IT CAME TO GAZA AND ISREAL BUT CARED SO MUCH ABOUT IMAGE WHEN IT CAME TO RUSSIA AND UKRAINE?? like this hypocrisy is why so many people are boycotting their local macdonalds or starbucks it’s because of what these big brands and franchises represent. They represent performative activism and have their brand names tied to gen0c!de that they never bothered to change until stocks tanked.

it’s the leaps and bounds and ignorance of the real reason for the boycott that’s pissing me off. to all the 12 year olds who desperately want to keep supporting your favs pls remember that you can, people on social media are supporting MUCH MUCH worse people and no one gives two shits but just don’t try to make these leaps and bounds and be ignorant to social movements just because your favs face is on a box

(SORRY DIDNT KNOW IT WAS SPELLED MCDONALDS sg we always say macs so hehe)

[wcbbfics]

WILDFLOWER (part 1)

summary - sophia and paige had been close friends for a long time but now they both have a secret. sophia is hiding something from paige about her past. and paige is hiding her real feelings for soph.

some suggestive content. word count 1.6k

paige x uconn student

authors note: first fic please be nice. Hope you like it!

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“ok so boom” you hear kk yell at her phone, she’s been on live for 15 minutes dancing around with aubrey. she keeps reading the comments aloud and paige yells at her cause they usually have something to do with her.

paige and i are sitting in the kitchen eating chic fila. I glance up at her, her bright blue eyes are focused on her phone. i lean over to see what she’s looking at. she quickly turns her phone away and and doesn’t look at you.

paige stands up and walks over to the fridge she grabs out a white claw for you and opens it “here you go baby” she says to you sliding over the white claw. baby? paige only ever calls you pet name when she’s drunk. paige has been giving you butterfly’s every day since you guys met at azzis birthday party.

“can you get me a glass for this?” you ask because the uconn girls aren’t supposed to be drinking and you don’t want the live to see. paige goes to the cabinets and grabs a cup then she walks over to you and grabs the drink. her long hands flexed as she opened the can and poured it in.

You get up and follow paige as she walks over to the living room where kk, aubrey, and ice are all on the couch talking to kks phone. paige sits down in the only available seat left. and you stand there not know where to sit. you glance at paige as realization sparks in her eyes. she taps her inner thigh while holding eye contact with you. a smirk forming on her lips. you oblige and walk over to the chair and sit on paige’s thighs. you can feel her muscles flexing at your touch. but once you get comfortable paige’s body immediately relaxes into you.

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paige’s pov

god the feeling of sophs body on your made you wish were by yourselves. soph hands you her drink and you take a long sip of it. she watching your throat bob as you sallow. you like you lips at the face she makes. she turns her face so her mouth is right by your ear

“i’m tired” she wines.

“are you sleeping over?” you aren’t even sure why you asked that as sleepover had become a daily thing this you too.

“if you want me too” she whispers into your ear.

kk yelps with excitement as aubrey and her start singing some song. they both stand up and start humming a tiktok dance song and doing the dance. kk sets her phone on the tv stand. she angles her phone so and you and sophia’s tangled up limbs are suddenly on the live. kk grabs her phone and turns it away from you guys. sophia turns to you a panic look on her face.

“paige they all saw that”

“hey its ok, maybe they finally stop thinking me and azzi are together” i say annoyed. having the whole internet always think me and my best friend are together is so infuriating and now azzi wants us to keep our distance.

kk explaining to the live that they need to go and everyone just stare at us. i feel soph shift in my lap and i instinctively grab her waist to try to help her relax. but she abruptly hope out of my lap. she start collecting all her things.

“hey wait soph, please don’t go” you jump up out of your seat and grab her arm pulling her into your room and closing the door.

“paige stop I need to go”

“no you don’t, soph. i’m sorry for saying that i just hate how the internet is always in my fucking business”

“i know paige but i just can’t handle you flirting with me”

“i’m sorry, but please don’t go.”

“paige im so tired”

“sleep here, i don’t want you driving tired” her face lights up and suddenly all i want to do is feel the warmth of her body on mine. i go to my dresser and pull out a uconn sweatshirt and some of my shorts. i hand them to her and walk out.

“hey yall need to leave” i say to my teammates “oooo, did yall make up” kk asks with a big smile on her face.

“yes, and she’s tired so please leave” they all get up with goofy grins on there faces.

“don’t have to much fun” kk yells over her shoulder as she closes my dorm room. i walk back into my room and close the door. soph is laying on my bed under the covers in my white uconn sweatshirt. “paige please turn off the light”

“yes ma” soon as the word left my mouth i knew it was a mistake. sophia gets off my bed and grabbed her backpack.

“soph im sorry it just came out.”

“i can’t handle this right now”

i walk over to where she’s standing and look at her. her big brown eyes looked so sad and all i wanted to down was hug her until she felt better. i glanced at her lips and i know she saw me do it. she throws her backpack to the ground and simultaneously puts her hands around my neck. her hands are so cold and soft. god i need her now. i moved my head forward and i could feel her hot breath on my lips.

“please let me help you feel better” as soon as the words left my mouth her lips were on mine. her lips were so soft and gently. I started kissing down her neck making sure to leave mark. i could hear her breathy moans in my ear giving me the confidence to move my hands to her ass. i picked her up and her legs wrapped around my waist.

“paige” she moaned out

“what baby”

“please” i started taking off her shirt my lips still sucking on her neck. i let out a big grin when i saw no bra.

“good girl” i laughed out. i grabbed her tit in my hand gently massaging it.

“off” she motioned at my white tank top. i tore it off. i took a step back. she looked so beautiful, on my desk in my room with me.

she hoped off the desk pushing me on to my bed. i layed down as she straddled my waist.

“babe i need to see you” she said in between kisses. i took off my sports bra and she let out a small gasp, i pulled her lips back to mine my hands on her ass as she grinned into me her hands on my tits. i grabbed onto her waist and flipped her over. all the sudden tears started streaming down her beautiful cheeks.

“what’s wrong”

“paige’s it’s too much i can’t do this right now” i finally though i would be able to show her how much i want her.

“fine” i yell out. she starts crying more. i get off her and start collecting her clothes

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sophs pov.

i leave paige’s dorm and get into my car as soon as i sit down my tears start to fall down my face. one thing i always vowed to myself is to never drive when you are emotional so i sat in my car crying in silence. once my emotions subsided i started driving toward my dorm. luckily my roommate was out of town so i wouldn’t have to explain that im crying cause i was about to sleep with paige bueckers.

i went to sleep that night dreaming about how her body felt against mine and how i would probably never get to experience that again. i wake up to the sounds of my phone buzzing over and over. i groan and pick it up hoping it’s not paige and too my surprise it isn’t instead it me getting tagged over and over again in edits and gossip videos about me on paige last in the live. i throw my phone across my bed hoping i can go asleep and never wake up again. but i have classes and homework to do so i get up and start my day.

in my first class sociology i felt like everyone was staring at me. even though it was probably just my imagination how could news even travel that fast there’s no way everyone was on that live.

i had a break before my next class so i went to the cafe to get food. as i was grabbing my salad i see a tall blond in the corner of my eye. my mind immediately thought it was paige but there are so many blondes at uconn so you ignore it and continue getting your salad. you walked over to a empty table trying not to make eye contact with anyone in case they know about the live. you start to relax as you chew you food in peace. but then the song that’s playing in the cafe stops and you hear kks loud voice say.

“paige she’s here” i try to not glance around but I have to see if she’s actually here. i quickly turn my head just to check and we lock eyes. i turn back to my food suddenly not feeling hungry so i sprint to the trash and quickly leave the cafe. but i hear foot steps running behind me.

“soph stop i need to talk to you” paige yells out of breath.

“paige it’s fine i just need some space” you yell back not affording to look at her.

“sophia please” she pleading. but i keep walking away.

[fel117]

how negative content may have an impact over your manifestations

i feel like we need to have some talk about this and literally take a moment to realize what some of yall are doing YES IM TALKING TO YOU.

to start with, i know some of you literally DEVOUR negative media that ruin your day and im talking about like negative tiktoks, images with negative affirmations or whatever (if you have seen anything like this you know what im talking about)

the thing is, lets be honest even if truth may hurt, some of yall literally eat this media daily, save it and everything and then have the audacity to complain yall are not getting results or are not happy and im not surprised because listen

i used to watch negative media all the time, my tiktok fyp was literally filled with vents and stories of someones partner cheating on them or abusing them or like those tiktoks that are like "why doesnt he respond to me", "i just saw him talk to another girl lol" and i was watching this for hours. HOURS. not realizing how much its killing my manifestations and ruining my mood, the same with other media, sometimes i would go on pinterest and my page would be filled with those images with vents n shi and all of those bad stories that i wish to never happen on me

as i started seeing more of them, i genuinely even felt like something like this is going to happen to me because i was so overwhelmed with this REALLY

and i know sometimes you might find yourself overwhelmed with that media or just mindlessly scrolling and not even realizing what your mind is consuming, not even realizing what youre watching..perhaps? but listen to me, as i stopped consuming this media i felt so much happier AND THIS IS A SIGN FOR YOU OKAY THIS IS A SIGN FOR YOU TO PUT THIS TO AN END!!!!

because i was consuming this media so much (btw at that time i was super into manifesting sp stuff etc) that it literally put my manifestations DOWN I SWEAR

listen to me, if you consume negative affirmations daily and relate to it, going to the old story NOTHING will change, literally why affirm against a thing you want?? like some of yall want to manifest pretty face but then all tiktoks yall save, repost and like are like "gosh im so ugly" or like yall want to get rid of third party or make your sp obsessed but all yall are watching are people who complain or something else about how they sp will never love them and or that theyre talking to someone else and or that theyre getting replaced.......like i have no idea what some of you expect to happen by doing this but really for your own good just cut the negative media off, doesnt matter if it puts your manifestations down or not, i honestly feel that consuming a media that can actually benefit you, align to the highest version of yourself, media that can make you happy can actually change your life too, negative and positive are just two things and you decide which one do you want to surround yourself with

and listen to me, the day i cut the negative media off i felt happier and today im making sure to surround myself with media that i actually like, that make me happy and feel fulfilled

thank you for reading!! LOVE YOU SO MUCH BYEE!!! <3

[qrzrrae]

CONFESSION WALL || MATTHEW STURNIOLO

Pairing: Popular!Matt , normalgirl!oc

Caution!: This is PURELY fiction. Made for my and others entertainment. If you don't like, don't read x! Also, no Y/N here! Js using random name :')

Authors note: THIS IS MY FIRST FIC YALL. DONT JUDGE PLZZZ 🥹🥲 also no smut C's idk how to write that shit I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED THIS THE FIRSF TIME AND I WASNT DONE YET BUTBHEREEE (part 2 in da making)

It was another normal day at Somerville high, at least for the other students. They don't know that me, I, Scarlette Genevieve Adams, A normal schoolgirl, runs the twitter account where all the juciest secrets are voluntarily put out by other students; The Somerville High Confession wall

Okay okay, if you don't know how this works is well basically, students will DM me their secrets or confessions and I'll post it, anonymously, of course.

The day was tiring. The only time I was motivated to do my work was when I was in physics class. Okay, first, I love science, and next, My crush, Matthew Bernard Sturniolo, sat next to me! I knew I had no chance at all with him, since he was the campus crush and I was like nothing, but I still loved him. Soon, physics class came, finally!! I packed up my stuff and bolted to the lab. I sat down on my desk, next to Matt. He gave me a sweet smile as I sat down, which I returned back to him.

Wait... Did he just fucking smile at me? I realized what he did and soon my face heated up as I started blushing. "Are you okay? You seem a little red there." He chuckled, facing my way. "Oh sure yeah!" I said, quickly hiding my face with a book. He was making me blush even more! "Alright, sureee." He smirked leaning back into his chair and waited for the professor. He looked so hot slouched down on the chair like that..

Finally, the class ended. It felt like we were trapped in there forever. I grabbed my bag and went straight for the door, which was hard enough since my seat was at the back. "Damn. These people are like fucking animals" Matt chuckled peeking over someone's shoulder to see if the line was getting any shorter. "Right? Like I wish I sat in the front." I reply with a chuckle. "You don't wanna sit with me in the back?" Matt said facing towards me while tilting his head slightly. "N-no! I do it's just I wanna be in the front so I could y'know.. Get out faster.." I said nervously. His head tilting made me go crazy. He nodded as the people in the room started to decrease and we were the last ones in the room.

"Alrighty, bye Scar. See ya!" Matt shouted as he waved and ran off. Finally. I can go home and check my new confessions! Checking my twitter DMS were the best parts of my day. Being the owner of the school's confession wall, I knew everything about everyone.

I opened my laptop and quickly opened twitter. 2 new messages. I clicked on my inbox and chose the first message I saw.

Oh of course. To Matthew Sturniolo, my man! I didn't want to be rude so I replied.

Done. I noticed Matt was very active when it came to replying to his admirers. But I was happy when he kept saying "no" to them, it seemed like he was saving his heart for someone, and I thought it was me.

MATT POV

I sighed dramatically as I opened my door to my room. I threw my bag down on the floor. I took my phone out of my bag and kicked my shoes off and laid down on the bed. I opened twitter and saw a new post from the Somerville confession wall account.

Another post, about me, again. I clicked on the post and saw a random girl confess to me. I loved all the attention but it was too much! Everyday, I see letters in my locker and 100 girls confess to me using twitter. I liked, wait no, I loved someone already and I need people to know that.

I hover hesitantly over the message button but I finally brought myself to click it.

I was scrolling through tiktok when I got a message request on twitter, I clicked on the notification and was shocked. Matthew Sturniolo messaged me, to confess? To who?

Oh my fucking word. HE JUST CONFESSED TO ME! TO ME?!?

I jaw slacked open as I read his message. I was shaking so bad.

[sleepyheadgallavich]

weekly tag wednesday thursday lol

tagged by the lovely @mybrainismelted @deedala and @vintagelacerosette

How did you get into the fandom? 

funnily enough technically because of my previous hyperfixation with the One Chicago tv series, specifically Chicago Fire actor Taylor Kinney lol. The show was going on a mid season break and I was like well I dont want to blow through what I need to catch up on but I want to wach said actor and I saw he was in 2 eps of s2 of shameless so I watched, laughed my ass off and decided to start it from the beginning immediately. Then became infatuated with gallavich surprise surprise.

How long have you been here?

on this blog, only a couple months, i had a lot of time off of tumblr but originally I joined around 2011 ish i think

What’s the first fandom channel you found? (Youtube, Reddit, Tumblr, Insta, Twitter, FB, other?)

I mean i had been seeing shit pop up in the algorithm on tiktok long before I got hooked, but like probably gallavich scenes on YT

what’s your favourite now? 

tumblr and discord for sure

Which mutual have you known the longest in the fandom?

oooh thats a tie actually! I started interacting with both of them at the same time lol @iansw0rld and @mickittotheman

Which tumblerino’s did you have your first fandom crush(es) on and want to get to know?

@mickittotheman again lmfao theyre such a cutie little bean i love them so much bitesyoubitesyoubitesyou

First Gallavich fan fic you read (or that blew you away that you remember)

screaming at the top of my lungs The Menagerie by @crossmydna

it wasnt the first story i read, but it was the first one that sank its teeth into me and made me absolutely insane. It made me love slow burn, so beautifully balanced, perfectly detailed. Amazing read I can NOT recommend it enough.

First Fan art that blew your mind? 

all fanart blows me away yall are so tallented its fucking insane. but the one that made my brain go brrrrrrrrrrrr was THIS one by Mechy aka @mickittotheman. but also I love @steorie, @doshiart @heymrspatel and @deedala your art always makes me go insane i love you all thank you for blessing my eyeballs

Fanfic trope that you were sure wasn’t for you but now you low key (or high key) love?

slow burn and college/sports AU's also sex worker of varying degree but specifically Headphones Encouraged by @whatthebodygraspsnot

What surprised you most about this fandom?

how fucking nice, and accepting everyone is! entering into a fandom, especially when there is no new canon content was scary but every single person i have come across has been incredibly lovely, and a few of them hold a very dear place in my heart for helping me through my self journey (@transsexual-dandelions looking at you i love you forever)

Moment in the show (or YT vids if you’re one of those) that you fell in hyperfixation with Gallavich?

oh literally instantly mickeys intro and interactions hooked me into their world immediately

Ian or Mickey?

okay first of all how dare you. this is impossible. i refuse

Which Gallagher or Milkovich are you? 

im mickey 100% lmfao love that for me

not tagging more people as im late to this anyway but if you see this and want to then i tagged you okay love you all byeeeeeeeeee

[traumacat800]

Every Kiss Begins with Kill♡

okay so my story was taken down on a03 and my account was suspended for “abuse”. I literally don’t know why. I’m actually very angry about it and if I wasn’t going to jump off then I’m going to jump off now. So I’ll just be uploading the chapters here on tumblr.

Im honestly sorry about this folks, I really am. But I’m already living on the edge and a03 takes forever to fix problems so I might just stay on tumblr. This one isn’t as edited as the original because I usually do the formatting and stuff IN A03. So this is copied straight out of google docs. I know it’s not exactly convenient but this is what we have to work with 😕 I’m sorry yall

Now! Onto the first chapter!

No TW for the first chapter! (I think)

•

It was the big day.

Today was Halloween. 

You had to admit, you were excited, not for the costumes or cool decorations, more for the candy. It was always the candy. Last year, you couldn’t go trick or treating due to your dog being sick. You decided to stay home and watch over poor Brazen to make sure she didn’t pass. You didn’t regret it though, thankfully candy was cheap and the next day you went down to the dollar store and rewarded yourself with a big bag of lollipops. So as must do on Halloween day, you put on your costume and went outside. You dressed up as something not too overly complicated. It was a bit hot under the costume but you knew it might be cold.  Your mother reminded you to be safe before you left the house. 

You walked down the street happily, collecting candy from your neighbors. Although you felt you were a bit too old to be doing this, especially as a high school student. Your shame quickly faded when you saw just how full your candy bag really was. All that walking paid off, although you were a bit out of breath. It wasn’t surprising considering you couldn’t even run that one lap in PE. For someone who played sports, you were really out of shape. You couldn’t run for the life of you, not commenting on the fact that if you walked too much you also were somehow out of breath.

You happily stopped at the side of the sidewalk to examine your candy (and to catch your breath). You had a lot of Jolly Ranchers, your favorite flavor was grape but you thought blue was good as well. You had chocolate too of course, but you had more Snickers than Jolly Ranchers at this point. You settled for a few of the grape Jolly Ranchers, pulling out your phone, you watch TimeWatch (tiktok) for a bit before deciding to keep going. You stood up, stretching then you headed onto the next neighborhood, I mean, your bag wasn’t completely full yet. It’s not like God would get on you for taking advantage of the gifts of other people. 

“Hey is that Y/n?” A voice called out.

“I think so,” One responded.

“Oh god…” Another voice replied.

Oh yeah, he would.

Fuck.

Gluttony is a sin.

God dammit.

•

As per usual, your friends were absolute assholes. They made you feel unwanted, as if they didn’t want you to be there. Whenever you needed groups, they find some way to exclude you unless you did the work for them. They had no idea how smart you really were. You supposed it was their loss but still, they made you feel some type of way. So you left early, you just slipped away. They didn’t even notice, you didn’t think they ever did. It always hurts you to think about it, the fact that it even still surprises you.. You assumed they’d finally accepted you, but it stayed the same. 

You huffed, making your way back down the neighborhood. It was completely dark now, the temperature was a bit cold. You could feel the breeze on your face, you shivered a bit at it. However, you thought you’d saw something behind you, you brushed it off as you being paranoid. You didn’t blame yourself, it was cold and dark outside. You were almost home, you only had to pass through one more neighborhood before you got to your house. The neighborhood lights in front of you flickered ominously. There stood a man, he was large and red with long horns on the top of his head.

That’s when you heard it—

“Did you know that the human body tastes similar to pork?”

You were terrified for 10 seconds before realizing that he was probably just another trick or treater trying to scare you.

“Uh no? Nice costume by the way,” You said before casually walking away. 

He stopped in front of you once more. 

“Did you know that ribs are the hardest part for the average person to pull out?” 

Maybe they just were just very dedicated to the character. Probably a Game of Thrones fan. 

“Who are you dressed up as?”

“Mmh…a murderer….”  His voice was deep, it was smooth almost like soft velvet or tissue. It made you feel a sense of anxiety, I mean, you just met the guy. Somehow, you thought he was hot, classic you. 

It was kind of attractive if you thought about it. Nothing you couldn’t control though. 

He must be a horror fan, cool. 

“Cool, I thought you were the devil. You know, with the horns and stuff,” You pointed to his horns and shrugged.

He continued to breathe heavily, that’s when you noticed he didn’t have any candy. 

“Hey man, you don’t have any candy. You want some of mine?,” You said, offering your bag to him. He grabbed it slowly, picking up a piece of candy. (Specifically a blue Jolly rancher, the man had taste apparently) He ate it with the wrapper on and then smiled creepily at your terrified face. Perhaps you realized who he really was—-

“Did you just eat that with the wrapper on?” 

He stopped and looked at you. In fact, he looked confused. Who took the wrapper off? You grabbed another blue Jolly Rancher, you opened it right in front of him. He stared at you, still a bit confused at the point you were making. You shook your head, handing the candy over to him. He looked at you once more, giving you a skeptical look. He sighed and put it in his mouth. A burst of favor immediately hit him, the demon looked shocked. As if he was learning a great discovery. You, on the other hand, laughed at him. 

“You’re funny man,” Shaking your hand once more, you handed him an armful of candy. 

“I’ll see you around,”

And with that you headed home.

•

Bob was pissed.

It was his FIRST failed murder of the day, Halloween had just begun, it was only 10 pm. The kids didn’t shut down till about 1 am. Still, it really did make him think about you. He didn’t even get to pull out his knife before you were offering him something. There’s no way you knew who he was. Not with how chill you were acting about it. His usual smile dropped into a somewhat confused look. You’d left by now.

All Bob had to do was go through the other neighborhood, the more popular ones would sure have possible victims.

But he couldn’t help finding himself thinking about going after you. 

[ham-st4r]

NAH IM DONE WITH "ENGENES" (im looking at yall k-enegnes specfically)

WHY THE FUCK IS IT whenever enhypen releases new music, content, at a concert, fuck even breathe that these fake ass fuckers have the need to say something so shit to our boys LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS UR PROBLEM U STANKY ASS BE GRATEFUL THAT THEY ARE DOING SO MUCH FOR US

if they have so much problem just fucking leave man no need to stay. I feel like atp they are just there for the fan service. The day enhypen stops doing that is the day we all have true engenes that can vibe together fr fr.

On god bro like damn I was literally just thinking about that shit these boys are working fucking overtime (I know they chose to be idols) like back to back tours two hour long shows send off soundcheck new music back to back like what more could you want? Not to mention all the other little side projects they do They’re unproblematic but somehow “engenes” still got shit to say? They have been harassed threatened named called and everything else under the sun but yet people still got shit to say it’s outrageous

And fuck don’t even get me started on the member favoritism holy hot damn the fact that people are singling out members and based off looks or fan service really just grinds my gears like I love heeseung with my whole entire heart but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna bash sunghoon or call jay ugly like tf be for real right now

I have zero respect for people who talk about them like that and try to claim their “engenes” not to mention all the weird fan interactions they have to endure but god forbid they meet an engene in Japan and hug them then all hell has to break loose

There’s just so much more I have to say and honestly I could write 10k words on the topic alone

Not to mention people only talk about their visuals like they are more then their visuals they make incredible music and have some of the most unique voices in kpop that I’ve heard but still everytime you see a post about them it’s about heeseung’s visuals or some nonsense (not saying there aren’t post that praise them) but for the most part I really see post about that which in my opinion is meaningless like yes they are attractive young men (I only look at heeseung btw lol) but they are more than that honestly they deserve respect cause they have done nothing but work hard to put out greatness for us so we should appreciate it they’re always active (especially jungwon)

And the fan service and other engenes being jealous of that girl who did the go big or go home dance on the big screen in Dallas I think it was people literally stalked her account and went years back to find out she was saying the N word and they started dogging her for it (I hate when people use that word) but still to drag her like that was scary and crazy all just because the boys watched her on screen I can assure that the fans are thinking about her more than enhypen so I don’t get where all the jealousy comes in from yeah I wish I got noticed on the big screen but I’m not gonna throw hate at someone just cause she did and I didn’t (and maybe that’s cause they did see me in the crowd why I’m not jealous) but even still that’s too far I understand being jealous but not to the extent of tracking someone’s account down thats actually (if it’s true I just heard this somewhere on tiktok I think) but yeah there’s so much to say and it’s all negative I’m embarrassed that I’m even associated with them by being an engene but sadly there’s nothing I can do but like you said hopefully they will leave and the real engenes will have their time to shine

Another way you can tell those “engenes” are just in it for the members is the fact they are selling their vip1 tickets cause it was said there was going to be no send off (saw it on twitter not sure if this is true either) but if it is that’s crazy like why not just show up and support them without being delusional about it and the fact they walked out last year when enhypen was still performing songs just so they could get close at sendoff like come on it’s just embarrassing atp but anything to get noticed right? Even the members couldn’t stop the “fans” from fighting so that’s how you can tell it’s just a crazed obsession but okay I’m done

For now

[not-goldy]

Are you all being for real ???

You all really thought it's like wife taking husband's name in other countries? Only sibling have same surname in korea so if he read out Jeon Jimin then he literally established them as brothers 💀💀💀 Spouses don't take surnames there and it's not at all a thing there so if he read it out he meant it as bros or understood it as such 💀💀💀

Actually you are wrong. Sit down let me school you. I'm in an online meeting but I can multi task purr 💅🏾

First off your analysis and conclusion are all wrong, off base, delusional, laughable, cosmically speaking crap, smelly, stinky text full of unintelligible, confused, deranged, disturbed, and a steamy pile of hot poo💩

If I wasn't so sure you are nuts I would have asked you

And my second question if I wasn't sure you was a nincompoop would be

No jikooker said that I promise you.

Cos we all know Jeon Jimin is an inside joke and we all know the context behind that meme, where it comes from, who said it and JIMIN'S EPIC REACTION TO IT FROM YEARS AGO!

This absurd and ridiculous.

It's similar to how yall make a fuss about Jungkook singing this melody claiming he saw a Tuktukker viral video on tiktok when in actuality us jokers did it first AND WE DID IT BETTER

U WELCOME

So no Anon no. The gag is not some wild ridiculous theory you peddling disguised as criticism cos that's just strawmaning GROSS. YOU ARE GROSS

TRANSLATION

You are delulu. you are in my ask box talking crazy you sound cuckoo when you say married spouse and siblings and surnames- where did you get all that stuff from cos Wow top notch batshit crazy kudos 👏🏾

If that is your understanding of jeon Jimin YOU NEED HELP.

Listen to me, REACH OUT TO SOMEONE ASAP you've surpassed insanity and delulu YOU ARE GONE

Now SHOOO BYE BYE

[rottenblur]

Why does dealer!ellie work so well, and why do we see it so often

i could actually speak about this

Dealer!ellie is so excepted throughout the tumblr fandom as she does smoke weed in the game..

Another thing that could add to this is her brutal force throughout the game showing that she would possibly be a dealer in a modern society without infected

But me personally? Ive only dipped my toes into dealer ellie as since i saw this one tiktok about how the tumblr fandom makes her out to be so tough💀💀💀 ive looked at it differently?

I feel like yes ellie would smoke weed outside of the apocalypse but being a dealer?? Im not sure about that. Ellie is quiet and keeps to her self, indulging in nerdy shit (like me) i PERSONALLY don’t see it but maybe i need to do more research.

I could see myself writing dealer!ellie in the future if it was requested but id 100% make her less… money flexing on snapchat story dealer and more dealing to friends and friends of a friends kind of dealer yk? One that keeps it on the down low!

Why do i think it works so well?

Well… idk bout yall but i can assume at least one of you has had a crush on a dealer in the past.. also ellie is legit a mass murderer so dealing is acceptable to her modern non apocalypse au character. I think alot of people like the rebellious troupe of character as it is attractive

As with all different kinds of au’s we attach to characters (dbf!, dealer!, college!) it’s fantasy!! We can all get behind a well written fantasy! Plus the intoxication and lust works so well together, being with someone you lust after can be intoxicating so added to a substance makes it even more intense.

Really to sum it up, i think the extreme of the illegalness, drugs and lust makes it so desirable!

After you read a good fic with a troupe like dealer!ellie you search for others with the same troupe i think thats why it works well!

With the popularity theres a even better rounded character to this troupe of ellie

Also my bias opinion on this is even though we dont see abby ever smoke weed in the game i feel like she would be a dealer just for the connections and money.

I could keep yapping but i know yall aint reading all that! I love being asked questions please don’t hesitate to send requests for fics/ questions or even just saying hi!! I love talking to yall even if its just in comments or asks!

[nolzo]

you sit next to: adrien agreste

i'm starting a series where i make hcs about a character from miraculous sitting next to you. please request any characters you'd like from this fandom!!

adrien agreste

- he is a starer

- like full 90 degree turn staring directly at you

- he fidgets quite a bit in his seat (that is because of a specific hc about them that has to do with chat noir's powers, lmk if yall want to hear it)

- clicking his pen, tapping his desk, bouncing his leg

- takes a while before they get over their nerves and start talking to you. like it's just my classmate it shouldn't be hard to talk to you

- once he does, however, he does not stop . talking to you

- especially if you're the type to not talk much, they'll talk enough for the both of you and then some

- has gotten in trouble once for talking too much during class . refuses to verbally communicate during direct instruction now

- slips notes or types messages on their tablet for you to read instead

- when everyone is just working on an assignment he starts talking all over again

- god forbid you sit next to him in science with mendeleiev

- regardless of whichever type of science it is, be it physics or biology or astronomy, they will gush about chemistry

- he is such a chem nerd . they will not stop talking about anything chem related

- has a periodic table phone case or something because they're that much of a nerd

- their actual periodic table (paper) has so many notes on it it's almost illegible

- "oh, this is just the molecular geometry of covalent bonds. i put them under each group that has those characteristics, except the CNOPS monster is always linear."

"monster??"

"yea, you know, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus, and sulfur? they double or triple bond with each other so they're always linear. anyways, this is just to denote the diatomic elements. these numbers are the max atoms in each orbital for electron confi-"

- in one ear and out the other

- he actually doesn't mind that you blank out when he talks about chemistry a lot because sometimes he blanks out when he talks too long himself

- has a passion project about spiderman and (guess) . chemistry

- is determined to figure out the chemical makeup of spiderman's web fluid

- works on it during every minute of free time they have during classes

- if mendeleiev's room has a portable whiteboard (like the one with wheels) they will bring it to yall's desk and start calculating a whole bunch of random stuff for their passion project

- talks to you and asks questions about that passion project as if you even know what he's talking about

- "so apparently in canon, peter's web fluid is made of salicylic acid, toulene, methanol, carbon tetrachloride, potassium carbonate, and ethyl acetate. which, honestly, isn't a bad formula, but i feel like it needs to be more akin to actual spider silk. dragline silk is the strongest spider silk, from the golden orb-weaving spider. if we base the web fluid off this we would need a combination of the proteins spidroin 1 and 2 to make fibroin. i'm not sure of the exact ratio but i'd need roughly 42% glycine and 25% alani-"

- in one ear and out the other pt. 2

- does this weird wave thing when yall see each in the hallway where he does not lift his hand but still waved at you. like his arm is parallel to his body but is twisting like he's waving at you

- this is because he is very shy

- trills(?) when he's very happy because uh oh i've done it again i hc adrien as autistic (i did not mention that in my previous hc post. will do that now)

- verbal stims: trills, that one breathy growl thingy(?), purrs (i say it's canon. you cannot disagree), popping sound under their breath (mostly just for the movement not the sound)

- guess what the weird wave thing is actually a stim omg guys who would've guessed

- another verbal stim!!!! this one tiktok song(?) where it goes "i hopped. into a coffee shop. and then my jaw dropped in shock when i saw a girl who had cool pants. they made me want to dance..." i'm going to link it here. they really like the jumpy(?) beat

- always asks you for a pencil because the only ones they have are the bad twisty ones with the weird noisy lead and you have the good clicky pencils with the sharp lead

- sometimes during assignments when he (surprisingly) doesn't feel like talking he puts on headphones and blasts the icarly theme song and vkei (exclusively mejibray. he has a hard time listening to new artists)

- gifts you a spiderman lego set for your birthday

- you thought they only gush about chemistry? wrong he loves spiderman too

- in one ear and out the other pt. 3

- overall, yall's seating arrangement reveals a different side to them that most do not get to know. you get to learn about chemistry-and-spiderman-obsessed-nerd-who-likes-icarly-and-probably-hunterxhunter*-adrien, not just adrien agreste the fragrance

*i forgot adrien watching anime is canon

[readyforthegarden]

1-800-STUD

This header is so dumb I'm so sorry yall.

Pairing: Danny Wagner x Female Reader

Warnings: 18+ ONLY! MINORS DNI!! Smut, phone sex, masturbation, dirty talk.

A/N: based on this tiktok which is hilarious and i love it

Part 2

The first time you called the number you saw late at night on TV, you felt dirty. It was something that was made fun of on shows and movies, for people who were single and pathetic.

But, that’s how you felt, so it would make sense that you called.

“This is Adonis, what fantasy can I fulfill for you tonight?” his low voice was silky and smooth, making your breath catch in your throat. “Are you there?”

“U-um yes, I-I’m here.” you responded shakily. “I’m sorry, I’ve never done this before.”

“That’s okay, we can take it slow.” Adonis said slyly. “What can I call you?”

“Oh uhh….Angel? Yeah, Angel.”

“Hmm, a god and an angel? Well, Angel, did you have a rough day at work today? You sound a little stressed.”

“Actually yeah.” you replied, a small laugh in your voice. “I have this big project and I’ve been working so hard on it, and this asshole is trying to take credit for all of my work..and it’s working.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,” Adonis tutted. “I’m sure they’ll get their karma. Ill gotten gains never last.”

“True.” you sighed.

“Are you tense?” Adonis asked. You nodded, feeling the tension in your shoulders and neck, before realizing he couldn’t see you.

“I am. In my neck and shoulders.”

“Mm, I wish I was there with you,” Adonis murmured. “That you’d let me use these big, strong hands and ease your tension. I’m really good with my hands.”

“Hmm that sounds wonderful.” you sighed. “I haven’t had a massage in a long time.”

“Oh Angel, I would treat you so right.” Adonis informed you earnestly. “I’d lay you down softly on your bed, make sure you’re comfortable. Then I’d take warmed oil and rub it on your body. My hands would work you over, running up and down your back slowly, with just enough pressure to start working out those tired and stressed muscles.”

You couldn’t help the breathy sigh that escaped your lips as you imagined the man in the commercial rubbing your back, delving deep into the stress of your shoulders, working out weeks and months of knots.

“You like that, Angel?” he asked. “You like my hands on your body?”

“Yeah,” you replied, giving into the ASMR vibes you were experiencing. “It feels good.”

“I’m glad.” you swore you could hear him smile through the phone. “Where else would you like my hands, Angel?” you thought for a moment. You called for a reason, and you knew he had a job to do.

“My chest.” you sighed, grabbing onto your own over your shirt with your free hand.

“Yeah? Want me to play with them?” Adonis’ voice flowed through your ears, his low voice sultry and sweet. “Angel would you let me taste them?”

“Y-yeah.” you’re breathing was heavier than before, and you yourself tugging on your nipples through your pajama top. “I’d let you bite them, if you wanted.”

“Oh Angel,” he moaned. “You don’t know what you’re doing to me, talking like that.”

“You don’t get to hear dirty talk back?”

“Oh I do.” Adonis laughed. “But none like you. You sound so innocent and sweet. Just like your name.” you were at a loss for words, not knowing where to go from there. “Tell me Angel, can you follow directions well?”

“Yes.” You replied quickly. You heard him laugh over the speaker.

“Just as I thought.” Adonis paused. “Angel, are you wearing any clothes?”

“My pajamas.” you breath. “They have little sushi pieces on them.” Jesus Christ why would you say that?! This phone sex operator doesn’t need to know that! You’re dumb! So dumb!

“They sound cute, I’d love to see them.” his voice broke through your internal monologue of self-deprecation. “But right now I don’t want them on you. Take them off for me.” You put your phone on speaker, pulling the tank top off and wiggling out of the shorts. “Are you wearing panties?”

“No.” you answered, settling back on your bed.

“No panties?” Adonis sounded surprised. “Are you sure not a little devil in disguise?”

“You’ll have to find out.” You let your fingertips graze up and down your bare body lazily. “I’m waiting for my next instruction.”

“I want you to close your eyes.” Adonis instructed, and your eyelids closed before he even finished his sentence. “God I bet you’re stunning, Angel. Laying there naked for me. Waiting for me to touch you.” you felt a shiver run down your body, a small pulsing beginning in your core. “Where should I start?”

“I’d want you to start with my breasts.” you murmured, imagining the curly maned man from the commercial kneading at the flesh there. “Kissing, sucking…pinching.”

“Mm, I like all those things.” Adonis chuckled lowly. “I’d love to give you anything you want. But I think there’s somewhere you want my attentions more.” at his words, a tingle spread through the lower half of your back, and you bit your lip. "Do you want to know what I would do if I had you here in front of me, naked and laid out for me?"

"God, yes." you sighed, a slight whimper to your voice. You heard shifting on the line, and imagined Adonis leaning forward in his seat, as if he was trying to see you through the phone line.

"Once I was satisfied with your breasts, I'd kiss and lick a path between them, slowly making my way down your body. A little dip of my tongue in your belly button, just for fun."

"I have a piercing there." you whispered.

"Oh Angel," Adonis groaned. "Tell me, is it just a ball, or is there a charm?"

"Charm." you answered, bringing your hand down to your navel and flicking it. "Wanna take a guess?"

"Hmm, an angel would be too spot on..." Adonis said thoughtfully. "A dolphin?"

"Nope."

"A heart?"

"Nah."

"Will you tell me Angel? Tell me what symbol will my tongue run over."

"A crescent moon." you answered, feeling a bit more confident with your win in the small fight for dominance.

"Ooh I like that." Adonis whispered. "Gold? Silver perhaps?"

"White gold." you reply. "Fourteen carat."

"Only the best for you, Angel. Mm, I'm even more excited now to kiss down your body, play with that charm on my tongue, maybe give it a little gentle tug with my teeth. I can already feel your hips and legs squirming underneath me, so eager to have me between them."

You followed the path he was verbalizing to you, and you noticed that you'd given yourself goosebumps from the slight scratch of your fingernails against your skin.

"Oh Angel, I can hear you panting. It's so soft, so beautiful sounding." Adonis moaned. "Don't worry baby, I'm gonna give you what you want. Can you start touching yourself for me? Pretend your fingers are my lips and tongue, I wanna devour you whole."

“Mm oh,” you gasped, realizing just how ready your clit was for your touch as your fingers danced around the swollen nub.

“I bet you taste so sweet.” Adonis whispered in your ear, his voice slightly whiny. “What I wouldn’t give to really have a taste of you.”

“God, keep talking like that.” You breathed, circling your clit faster now.

“Oh Angel, I want you to cum on my face.” he groaned in your ear. “I wanna feel your sweet nectar all over my face, dripping down my chin.”

“Fuck!” you hissed, your lower back clenching as your legs began to tense, hips lifting off the bed. “Shit!”

“Oh Angel you’re there, aren’t you? Go on, cum for me. Do as I say.” As soon as the words left his mouth, you were moaning into the phone, chasing your high as Adonis praised you through it, and your comedown. You laid there silently for a few moment, collecting your breath again.

“You really are an angel, aren’t you? Such a good girl for me.” Adonis praised quietly. “Are you feeling good?”

“I’m exhausted.” You replied with a soft laugh, slightly embarrassed. “If I’m honest, it’s been a while, and I haven’t gotten off that quick or that hard in an even longer time.” Adonis chuckled on the other end of the line.

“I’m glad my services have been so satisfactory.” You could hear the smirk in his voice. “It’s been a pleasure spending time with you this evening, Angel.”

“Oh y-you too.” you found yourself sad the call was coming to an end, and felt even more embarrassment at the fact that you’d somehow gotten attached to a freaking phone sex operator. Adonis must’ve sensed your hesitancy and spoke quietly.

“You can call me anytime, Angel.”

“I’m sorry.” you whispered. “Again, it’s been a while, I don’t want you to think I’m a weirdo that’s attached to you now.” Adonis laughed.

“I don’t think that at all.” he murmured, and you felt there was truth in his words. “Goodnight, Angel. And again, call me anytime. Your god will be waiting for you.”

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You’re probably going to know who this is just from what I’m about to say but I’m staying on anon for my own sake 🧎🏼‍♀️

She’s also making money off of her fans from her depop! Around 10k to be exact!

Hahahahah. Yeah I know the math and I know WHO did the math but good call staying on anon. It’s for the best.

I have to say I was very grossed out by that stuff and I spoke about it on here for sure. But then weeks later I saw another tiktok person do it???? Who’s definitely well off (not as much as her but still). It’s lolooveruled I’m sure yall have seen his TikTok’s. The lawyer guy. Red head. With a beard. You know? He’s a great dude. Anti Zionist Jewish guy who talks about legal stuff and has recently been super open about his family disowning him for being pro Palestine etc. I like him a ton. But then the other week he was selling Gucci items he owns on social media! He definitely doesn’t NEED the money I don’t think??? Why are influencers doing this???? So weird to me idk.