#scary butler

[morallygreyvillain]

TOTCF FIC (WIP) [Cale × Choi Han]

"Slacker Life. Right?"

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×××××(Minor season 1 spoilers for totcf)××××

- Chapter 2 [Beta V.] -

****chapter one link [beta]****

Cale was on the top floor of the Great Rock Villa.

It was the room he had claimed for himself, the entire floor being a bedroom/office area with a large en suite complete with a large bath... since coming back from the Captial he hadn't left this room, (except to eat and watch over the kiddos).

Normally you could expect him to be lying in his bed or sprawled out on the chaise lounge eating snacks or fruits. But currently, he's seated at his expensive-looking gilded desk surrounded by bookshelves and other fancy gold and gem-encrusted knick-knacks and magical items.  His fingers laced together, brows knit and eyes closed in deep concentration.

Ron,

whom he had called for,

had been standing still and stoic as a capable butler should...

for 20 minutes...

He didn't show it, as it would be uncouth as a butler. But he'd been curious about what his puppy young master had been thinking so deeply about that he hadn't given him any acknowledgment since he bid him entry.

Ron began to worry, as it always seemed that if his young master was in deep thought, usually it followed with him being asked to call everyone together because some God or other annoying being sent a message to his poor young master begging him to save the world again...

He began to feel bloodthirsty just thinking about it.

"Ron..."

"oops"

Ron figured that he might've let some of his bloodlust escape and startle his young master.

In reality, Cale hadn't even noticed the strange atmosphere around Ron until after he called him, and by that point, Ron had already masked it again.

"Whoa scary... was he annoyed I accidentally ignored him..."

"You called for this Ron Young Master? You seemed quite concerned... is there something troubling you?"

Ron's eyes were serious, his voice flat and cold despite his caring tone. He seemed ready to kill even a God if he needed to.

A shiver ran through Cale's spine as he was now positive that Ron was annoyed at him for getting distracted after calling him.

"*Ahem*  no nothing like that"

Cale dismissed what he thought was Ron's usual "playful" threats and smirked to himself as he imagined once again what he had planned.

Ron seeing the young master's usual evil grin had the feeling that his young master was planning to screw somebody over.

"Please call Choi Han for me"

The young master finally said

Ron thought of sending an (insincere) prayer for the poor bastards that these two vicious punks were going to scam or beat up.

Maybe both...

"At once young master Cale, shall I tell him to come here at once?"

"hmm"

Cale hummed in affirmation, once again absorbed in his thoughts.

Just as Ron reached the door to fulfill his order, Cale called out again, remembering something else he needed to say...

"Oh and make sure to tell everyone to stay away from this floor for the next couple of hours..."

"Actually... for the rest of the day"

Ron froze

juttering the handle on the door making a loud sound as he nearly broke the knob. He held his suspicions but,

just to make sure...

"Would that also include the young cat-nims and Roan-nim?"

Cale shuddered, imagining the children bursting in while he was in the middle of his schemed *ahem*

long overdue... adult discussion, with Choi Han. The thought made him cringe, but he played it cool.

"Yes,  tell them they can go have a sleep-over at Sheritt-nim's house- Give them an allowance if they want to go anywhere else"

"Ah, it's finally happening"

Ron gasped internally as he confirmed his suspicion, careful not to show any change in expression. (Though the door handle probably would need replacing)

He very sharply turned around once again startling Cale as he bowed forward as insurance in case his face looked unnatural. He wasn't confident even his skillful butler, no

assassin's poker face wouldn't crumble at this moment. He couldn't decide whether to sneer, frown, or smirk.

"Certainly Master Cale, I will make sure no one disturbs you and that pun*(k), I mean Guardian Knight-nim, I'm sure everyone would enjoy a return to the Hentituse estate for a visit with Duke-Nim and the family, I'm quite sure the festivities since your victory are still ensuing!"

Ron exclaimed.  Uncharacteristically energetic, almost like Hans if not for the cold dead tone. An unsettling juxtaposition made Cale wonder if Ron was planning to kill someone (maybe him).

"There's no need to kick everyone out of the villa-"

Cale hastily corrected in a panic.

But the look on Ron's face quickly shut him up.

"-But if everyone wants to go they can do what they want, just make sure Captain-Hilsman doesn't go spouting nonsense again, I don't need him adding fuel to the massive fire about that savior nonsense "

-"Yes Master Cale, I shall convey your will at once - Please give me an hour.. no 20 minutes to organize and we shall be on our way!"

And just like that Ron sped away from the Cale's room, somehow at break-neck speed despite his posture being that of a calm and composed butler

"I mean, it's not like it's a bother...."

Cale sighed, the target had already left unable to hear.

"But I suppose Choi Han and I being the only people here would greatly reduce the chances of being interrupted at an awkward moment"

He continued to ponder

Cale had never seen Ron act that way... it was like he was Hans, but scary... as his enthusiasm didn't reach his voice or his face. He felt like he was halfway between wanting to curse and holding down a laugh. Which was frightening when it was Ron who did either.

Was he just looking for a chance to leave? Maybe it was an age thing... or did he see this as a chance to finally get a vacation? He should give him more time off in the future.

Cale smiled to himself thinking about Ron retiring and moving far away.

Deciding to ignore Ron's peculiarity, He stood up from his desk, taking his glass of expensive wine in his hand as he strode over to the large full glass windows overlooking the garden of the estate.

His eyes wandered to their usual place, a large open area with a fountain where a shirtless Choi-Han was training with Lock, his wolf siblings, and On and Hong; along with Raon encouraging and giving support with magic on the sidelines. In the beginning, the way they trained frightened Cale (it still does a little) but now he couldn't help but see it as Choi Han playing cutely with the kids and siblings.

Despite being far away his eyes focused on Choi-Han. The ripples of his back and the twist of his waist; the stretch of his arms as he swung his aura swords with care to not injure his students...he took another sip of his wine his throat suddenly feeling parched, eyes glazing as if he was staring at a painting in a gallery. But out of reach so as not to damage its quality...

But Cale doesn't give a shit about those rules anymore...

In fact, he planned on defacing Choi Han's canvas with his special paints of red. He couldn't wait to drag his hands across this priceless art...

He'll vandalize this sculpture as much as he pleased

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Okay that's the end for chapter 2

but I'm literally working of chapter 3 as you're reading this so keep an eye out if you want see Choi Han's POV

Once again I ask that if you want to leave a comment please try not spoil anything past The sealed gods test chapter 600!

**chapter 3 BETA LINK**

[icantdothistodaybruh]

What a terribly dull ending this is.

[vole-mon-amour]

never getting over how Sebastian, hungry and with his eyes glowing, is ready to consume Ciel's soul LITERALLY through a kiss, and some people see it and go, "ah. what a good dad he is."

[cielphantomhive321]

The Demon’s True Forms.

Original artist: https://twitter.com/Questtneo

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

simon babysits to horrible results

[grelleshighheels]

it's panels like these that remind me sebastian isn't really a cute little meow meow, but actually a really dark creature

i got so used to his façade of "oh english butler and gentleman all fancy and well-mannered" but this guy is literally preparing his meal as we speak

[followthechick]

We finally have them all 🥹🤲

Original pics on Kuroshitsuji's official twitter account

[princessbutler1316]

FIRST: HOLY SHIT! MOTHERFUCKERS! YANA TOBOSO! YES, AGAIN!

Second:

This will sound crazy but I had another Epiphany (i have a test all Sunday and that's the reason), so we all got distracted by the new OP and that fucking ass Titan, right?

And we all forget abt the ending... Thinking: oh, there's nothing there besides a beautiful ED...

Wrong. I noticed two things

First, when Ciel is falling there's these stars that when vice gets around they look like two boys

Obviously the references of the Phantomhives Twins, I don't know why one of them are missing the head btw...

BUT THAT WASN'T IMPORTANT...

Look at this

Normal? Right?

Wrong. Look again but where is the circle

And are just the street lights? Right?

...The anime takes place in the NINETEENTH CENTURY

In other words, even if it had a precarious and much less advanced system of night lights, they would not have enough power to shine so intensely.

So what that means?

What happened at the end of the first season?

A FIRE!

That have enough power to shine...like in the season 1 finale

And the fact Ciel was falling and Sebastian caught him...

... I'm hella scared, we probably will not get a season I Finale, but the season 1 probably have some foreshadowing of the future events

[feyd-meowtha]

I like to headcanon that Geidi Prime is just super into birthdays. Like obviously Feyd has his big special birthday-boy moment but I choose to believe that everyone on that planet is walking round with a special hat and a badge when it's their birthday and having a great big party on their special day.

Like maybe Paul goes to stay and he doesn't mention that it's gonna be his birthday cus he doesn't think it's a big deal and Feyd finds out and is absolutely livid because he hasn't even planned a PARTY or got him a PRESENT.

🎈 🎂 ✨ Geidi Prime = Birthday Planet ✨ 🎂🎈

[bonkrrs]

THE WAY I SCREAMED WHATS IT DOING ON MY SCREEN GET HIM OFFFF

[youngyoo-apologist]

Does Hans x Beacrox in the TCF fandom exist because I thought abt the ship one day and like I think it could work maybe hopefully kinda sorta ??? It’s just one of those ships where I look at two characters together and it’s like “yeah, they’d be a popular romance couple if the genre was different”

[icantdothistodaybruh]

OKAY SO Not so long ago @the-secret-third-thing made this amazing post, and this exact scene has been stuck in my head ever since I've first read it, you have no idea how bad I needed to get it out of my system however silly it looks

lil bonus because oooops my hand slipped.....

[lordofdestructionm]

Calvin: Is near Ivy

Viktor

Great to see the characters personalities carried over so well from the comic isn't it?

If you have read the comic but not seen The Lackadaisy Pilot then go watch it as we are near 3 Million views!

If you have seen the pilot but not read the amazing comic and all its fun bonus content then go read it

We are at the dawn of a Lackadaisy renaissance and its likely only going to get better

[saturnaous]

when I have things up my sleeve concerning a certain peppermint

[moneyisthebestlawyerinh3ll]

This is why i shouldn’t do all the coloring on separate layers

[gotyouanyway]

you know how around halloween people used to draw their favourite characters as cute monsters/in halloween costumes.. nearly crying rn picturing the gallifrey gang like that idk why though bc it’s may 19th