#scoop and bucket

[revivify-inn]

me: "I'm gonna do things! Clean the house! Clean my office and studio space!"

The Possum in my brother's truck:

[buddiebitch]

absolutely dying thinking about eddie taking ice out of the bucket with the champagne bottle in it to make tommy’s orange juice

who puts ice in orange juice in the first place? you’re telling me there isn’t a separate bucket of ice that hasn’t had a bottle and everyone’s hands in it?

idc what anyone says i’m choosing to believe that was eddie’s pettiness that drove him to give this man dirty ice

[frnkiebby]

IM SOREY FOR KINDA SPAMMING BUT LIAHAJSIWBW RAHHHHH

NO, PLEASE FUCKING DO~🎃

[racke7]

Saw mutual had a problem and was immediately inspired to meme about it.

[jaffre]

update on the sitch: my dad came by earlier with a bigger basin so i think i may be able to wait up to 3hrs before emptying the water even tho its gonna be a bit more annoying to do. he stayed a few hours so i was able to have uninterrupted rest/sleep for a good chunk of the afternoon while he just watched stuff on netflix and emptied the water for me. honestly helped me so much. now i just have sunday to survive and then fixer should be there monday morning

[sweetorangepoptart]

Someone else needs to post about Wuko every once in a while I'm going through the Wuko tag and I look unhinged. Which like. I am but it would be nice if to have some fellow deranged Wuko enjoyers in the tag with me.

[al-xks]

They're all ready to kick some buckets!

[leche-flandom]

Photos reminded me today's the anniversary of the bubble pond disaster, which birthed my header image.

A text exchange with my sister in the immediate aftermath:

[binch-i-might-be]

hey girl are you a minecraft axolotl? because I wanna scoop you up in my little bucket

[hazard-and-friends]

I can’t believe how big k’seil is getting tho!

THIRTY FIVE POUNDS TODAY

[sassysnakedemon]

Wow - Croatians must have the best teeth ever! Are dentist even more expensive there, or are you just really pragmatic about dental care?

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[kaijuno]

My dad has bees. Today, I went to his house and he showed me all the honey he had gotten from the hives. He took the lid off a 5-gallon bucket full of honey and on top of the honey there were 3 little bees, struggling. They were covered in sticky honey and drowning. I asked him if we could help them and he said he was sure they wouldn't survive. Casualties of honey collection I suppose.

I asked him again if we could at least get them out and kill them quickly, after all he was the one who taught me to put a suffering animal (or bug) out of its misery. He finally conceded and scooped the bees out of the bucket. He put them in an empty Chobani yogurt container and put the plastic container outside.

Because he had disrupted the hive with the earlier honey collection, there were bees flying all over outside.

We put the 3 little bees in the container on a bench and left them to their fate. My dad called me out a little while later to show me what was happening. These three little bees were surrounded by all their sisters (all of the bees are females) and they were cleaning the sticky nearly dead bees, helping them to get all of the honey off of their bodies. We came back a short time later and there was only one little bee left in the container. She was still being tended to by her sisters.

When it was time for me to leave, we checked one last time and all three of the bees had been cleaned off enough to fly away and the container was empty.

Those three little bees lived because they were surrounded by family and friends who would not give up on them, family and friends who refused to let them drown in their own stickiness and resolved to help until the last little bee could be set free.

Bee Sisters. Bee Peers. Bee Teammates.

We could all learn a thing or two from these bees.

Bee kind always.

[mikecovers]

114. Apparently, Martha Stewart makes rock salt.

[astros-draws]

It doesn't have bones anymore :(

Its just a puddle of dragon almost

WHEEL YOURSELF A DRAGON!

First take this classic dragon shape

Second, take this wheel and spin it 5, 7, or 10 times to modify the dragon!

Lastly, bask in your wonderful new child I ended up with a basilisk looking creature after spinning 7 times

[itshomobirb]

- sifting "large" cat litter pan made for pine pellet litter, and small enough that one of my kitties will shit over the side. not to mention fucking stinks to change bc all the piss just goes straight to the bottom and doesn't dry: $50

- xl classic litter box, the absolute biggest i could find, at a nice 20.5" long x 18" wide x 6.5" deep that comfortably fits one cat: $50

- a cement mixing tub from the hardware store. plastic, bigger than both of the above combined, at a whopping 36" long x 23.9" wide x 8" deep: $18

bow before me, mortals, for i have fought the litter gods and won.

[milk-lover]

I stupidly washed a load of laundry with a new red dress that (unbeknownst to me but on reflection it was pretty easy to predict) did NOT have stable dye. Fortunately, because I’m (as one could guess from the rest of this post) BAD at laundry, the load was completely overfilled, so the damage ended up being localized to only a section of the clothes, since nothing was moving about or migrating much in that machine. However, Unfortunately, the red dress managed to laser target the 3 most expensive/irreplaceable items in the load, including $170 worth of hardwearing clothes I use on the reg, incl my favorite jacket which isn’t sold anymore. (And then also like some pj pants and a $5 band shirt that was already stained and maybe looks cooler now so. Win some lose some ig).

Anyway this is your PSA to not wash brand new red clothes in mixed loads thank you have a good day. (Or at least a better one than I’m having. It’s a low bar fs)