#scorpi my beloved <3

[measuringbliss]

Spider-Man Read-Through 045: Snuff Out the Light (SSM 19-21)

MASTERPOST

This week: a mystery! Because it worked so well the last few times :D

We also see quite a bit of Peter's social life, fanservice, and a character I love is back <3

SSM #19 starts in medias res: Spidey's been captured by the Enforcers and is bullied by then. I already suspect it's not actually Spidey under the mask... especially since he doesn't say anything. That's weird, right?

I suspected as much.

At the Bugle, Peter Parker lets Jameson know that his recent adventures in L.A. didn't let him take any picture.

I know what you are, you fruit <3

I wish he stayed to chat with Gloria. Give her some development!

Know who gets developed? Hector Ayala (White Tiger!) and Holly Gillis, his new romance, gazing at Flash and Sha-Shan from afar. It feels like the first time in ages that we get smooth cast interactions like that. It's neat!

Turns out that Sha-Shan got a new job and an apartment, good for her! Meanwhile, Flash got news from Razorback. He's doing alright, back in his hometown and adulated!

His proposal ('tis the season) is interrupted by the Enforcers, who take everyone hostage at the Coffee Bean until they get to fight Spidey.

Yes please.

Peter thinks the leaves will hide his clothes... just next to a tree that has no leaves. Is it winter? Isn't graduation supposed to be coming soon? What the heck.

All throughout the issue, the mystery of the one who hired the Enforcers is teased, but I can't say I'm particularly invested in it. Doc Ock could be alive, or it could be the Molten Man... Who knows? For now, there isn't any hint. Maybe it's the Empathoid?

It might be the Lightmaster, an early villain from the first issues of SSM. And yeah, it's him. Okay. Whatever. Mysteries are only mysteries when they feature clues.

So Spidey deals with his enemies while everyone escapes, except for that Hector hottie.

The Lightmaster is trying really hard to be menacing.

In SSM #20, Spidey tries to eavesdrop on the cops interrogating the Enforcers, but he can't get new information. He decides to get home, but his skylight is so bad that it breaks...

It's a funny scene and it gives me fanservice. I'll allow it. Maybe SSM has rights after all...

And we get some more of Peter's social life, that's neat! It's nice to see more of the cast, and new characters, especially nonwhite characters!

The Lightmaster interrupts them and kidnaps my beloved Hector. Before leaving, Holly gives Peter Hector's amulets, which he instantly recognizes.

In the Lightmaster's crutches, Hector needs his amulets to survive! And here comes Spidey, ready to help him. I'm kind of shipping them...

The Lightmaster's about to broadcast Spidey's identity to New York itself (or so he thinks!).

As you know, I love those kind of moments!!!

So Hector's true alter ego is revealed to the city, which annoys Holly who keeps flip-flopping on whether she loves him.

The two heroes fight their enemy, who eventually just channels too much energy and dies.

A letter at the end of the issue informs me that Jean DeWolff appeared... in Team-Up. Oh. For such a key character (she has an entire arc, doesn't she?), it's disappointing. Oh well.

I enjoyed those two issues! It was nice to see Hector again <3 And to see more of the cast! This is almost what I expected of the series. We'll see if it continues like that...

For now, there's one last issue we read in this post: #21.

The Scorpion has become a sex symbol, wouldn't you know it!

The issue begins with a soliloquy to catch up new readers. Hell yeah, Scorpy, tell us all about that time Ms. Marvel got rid of you!

Meanwhile, Peter finds MJ, whomst we haven't seen in a while! They kiss, but they quickly talk about MJ's rejection of Peter's proposal. Oof. She's not ready, and a bit upset.

At ESU, Holly's still angry at Hector! It's a smart way to show both Peter and the readers what could happen if Spidey revealed his identity to MJ.

Later, at the Bugle, the Scorpion makes it known that he wants to skin Jameson alive, or something like that. Spidey intervenes, wins the fight, and he soon says that contrary to what the Scorpion believed, he can get rid of his suit just fine, and Spidey tears off his mask.

That's. Uh. That's something. Themes? In MY Spider-Man comics? It's handled ridiculously, but for what's worth, I feel like the groove is finally back with a better social/fights balance.

Next time: Moon Knight!

[chvvnels]

*   psst, @sscorpixn​ ha dicho  :  ¿cuándo nos dejarán salir? ya ha pasado un día ...

     ‘ ¿un día? ’ alarmado es su tono, no pareció darse cuenta de cómo el tiempo transcurrió y declaraciones ajenas la marean un poco. su ceño se frunce. ‘ lo único que nos faltaba, quedar atrapados en una casa de muñecas ... ’ si lo piensa demasiado, pasar par de horas más con mismas ropas se tornará incómodo y asqueroso. ‘ quiero saber qué tenemos que hacer e irnos, pero no sé cuándo ocurrirá. ’

[999moreyears]

mm watchin scorpy cuz i dont wanna cry yet :)

[waitineedaname]

thoughts on The Death Pena- jkjk thoughts on Vriska-- no but actually just ramble abt tommy pls

SLDKFJSLKDFJ *GRABS YOU*

I!!!! love Tommy! I just... love how kind he is? He is the most consistently kind, patient, and polite out of all of them, and they are are in the WORST situations, but he still manages to be a good person. Not a day goes by without me thinking about him and Gordon post-ambush. Gordon is terrified and has been betrayed by people he thought he could trust, and Tommy’s the one who gets him through it, who helps him along when he’s bleeding out and protects him.

Actually, can we talk about the Coomer fight for a second? Just a real quick second? Jesus FUCKING christ. We don’t get much insight onto Tommy and Coomer’s relationship, but I would have to imagine they’ve become friends at this point kind of how all five of them have more or less become friends over the course of the Worst Several Days Of Their Lives. So, pov: you’re Tommy Coolatta, and your friend who’s been fighting tooth and nail to get you and any other living person he can find to safety, he’s just been led to a trap by people you both thought you could trust, thought you were a team, and he’s been mutilated, and it’s up to you to support him now, to lead him woozy from bloodloss through the absolute maze of your demolished workplace, and you come across a room with literally hundreds of clones of another person you’ve come to think of as a friend, and you’re being attacked again, and you’re the only one with a weapon, so you have to kill literally every single one of them. You have to look these men in the eye and see flat violence instead of the jolly old man you’ve come to appreciate, and you have to shoot every single one of them so your other helpless friend doesn’t die at their hands. What the everloving fuck.

And!!! Don’t get me started on him and Benrey!! They’re implied to have been friends or at least friendly before the Resonance Cascade, because Benrey refers to him by name and calls out to him in the test chamber and Tommy is the only one who understands the Sweet Voice. They’re FRIENDS. And the final part of the series makes me ache because of it. Every time I think about Tommy’s desperate “we need to understand!” when Benrey is rambling, my heart twists up. This is his friend, and he wants to understand what’s happening because he’s a scientist but he’s also Benrey’s friend and he has to hope that if he manages to understand it, he can avoid fighting him. And I don’t care what Scorpy says, I will always understand “let Tommy go” to mean Benrey sparing him

This post is already so long but I cannot finish it without mentioning how fucking funny Tommy is. He’s the quietest of all of them, but he does the funniest shit. Like when Gordon asks him if he knows how to work the gun and he just shoots directly next to Gordon’s head and goes “yeah.” or “no one is going to watch video games on the internet” or even accidental stuff like when Baaulp was distracted by everyone trying to tell him where to go so when Gordon asks if he’d betray him for another Beyblade, he’s silent. It kills me.

Anyway, I love him. Tommy my beloved <3

[elaera23]

Girls Night - Part 4 (Final)

Fandom: Voltage (Crossover)

Characters: MC1, MC2, MC3 x SITS / KBTBB / SCM

Contains: Humor, Smut, Fluff, a lot of swearing, alcohol and dirty talk 😈

⏩ Here you can find Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3 of this Story

Again a big thanks to my amazing co-author @vega-in-wonderland for this amazing cooperation, @hifftn​ for their inspirations of the bidders’ stories and @justjen523 for correcting everything 😘💕

Summary:

The dark Prince crushing on a female Karno and female Partheno seducing our beloved flirt of a thief. And that’s only what happened in the background while our drunk ladies openly put the guys to shame! But the drunk always state the truth, don’t they? While they are making the guys burn up in embarrassment, it shows that there may be deeper feelings behind these words than they’d believe themselves. Something that may or may not apply to our dear uptight Minister. See for yourself.

MC1: MC from Scandal in the Spotlight

MC2: MC from Kissed by the Baddest Bidder

MC3: MC from Star Crossed Myth

MC3: You know I’m quite fond of him even if he can be stoic, severe and a stick in the mud sometimes.

MC1: Yeah, we know you have a crush on Ziggy. And you love his hair.

MC3 [blushes]: No it’s not like that…

MC2: Suuuure.

Leon: Look at the goldfish – our divine kitchen scale has a secret admirer?

Zyglavis [blushes]: No, I’m sure she just meant it in a friendly way…

Ichthys [starts singing]: MC3 and Ziggy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Scorpio: Shut up problem child or I swear I’m gonna break my rule of not hittin’ a woman!

Ichthys [hiding behind Dui]: Eeeek, scary Scorpy, stay away from me!!!

MC3: Anyways, last week I wanted to bring him some of his favorite chocolate, the one they sell just across the street from my apartment. On my way to his room I saw Ikky sneaking away and instantly got a bad feeling about it. I mean, I love his pranks, but sometimes they go overboard, especially with Zyglavis. He let me in and the moment Ziggy closed the door the whole fucking room just… exploded.

MC1 & MC2: WHAT?!

MC3: Yes, the mattress, the cover, all the pillows, the cushion of the arm chairs, even his shelf with the books, everything blew up in our face leaving the whole room in chaos, shattered material falling down on us like snowflakes in winter. After everything calmed down I realized that he was holding me in a tight embrace, protecting me from what happened just moments ago.

MC1: Aaaaw so cute! That’s something I could use for my lyrics – well, maybe without the exploding pillows and stuff. [laughs]

MC3: It was… quite sweet. He just kept holding me, asking me if I was okay. I looked deeply in his silvery eyes and nodded. [sighs] It felt like a dream. He even forgot to chase after Ikky, something he usually does right away. Just when it would have started to get awkward, I realized how ridiculous we must have looked with all that stuffing material scattered all over us.  

Zyglavis: Despite her initial reaction from the explosion, she still found herself able to laugh over such a reckless and dangerous prank. Honestly Ichthys, it is one thing to direct your pranks at me but to endanger MC3? [shoots Ichthys an incredulous look] Though, I cannot deny how adorable she looked at that moment. [smiling wryly]

MC3: I know that Zyglavis puts a lot of emphasis on his hair, even if he would never admit it. So I carefully asked if I should help him getting rid of all the things that were stuck in it and surprisingly, he accepted.

Karno: Well, this is a surprise; Zyglavis actually allowed someone to touch his hair? What a nice novelty.

Leon: Considering the fact that he could have just snapped his fingers… [smirks]

MC2: To be honest, I don’t see anything strange about what happened…

MC3: I’m not finished yet… So, he hands me the most beautiful brush I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and we sat down on the remnants of the destroyed bed. He gave me a cautious look as he freed his ponytail from the band he was wearing so it would be easier for me to remove all the stuffing that had found its way into his beautiful purplish-blue hair. He let his strands gracefully fall around his shoulders and even though they were tousled and covered with stuff, I was mesmerized by the beauty his hair was exuded. A little distracted by the gorgeous view I carefully began to remove feather by feather out of the long strands, touching his silky hair as if it were a delicate flower. Zyglavis seemed quite tense, but I assumed it was just a side effect from the explosion we just witnessed a few minutes ago. The moment I started to pull my fingers through his strands, carefully combing the tips, a soft moan escaped his lips…

MC1: Whaaaaaat?

MC2: Oohh that is kinky, so what happened next?

MC3: Well… I-I ehm… I wasn’t sure if it was just coincidence, so I repositioned myself, one leg on each of his sides and then carefully started to comb his strands from the base to the tips and… Wow. He just totally lost control over his normally strict demeanor… So, I was curious how far I could go, how much he would be willing to let me do. The more I stroked his hair, the more he let go. His head fell back and his lips were slightly parted as another sexy moan filled the air. He was soooo relaxed in a way I’ve never seen before. I was so turned on by the sounds he was making and the way he was leaning against my chest seemingly lost in sheer pleasure. I got so flustered by his mere touch and the tingling he caused in my body that I had to excuse myself. Totally flustered I quickly apologized to him and ran out of the mansion into my apartment where I immediately took a very cold shower.

MC2 [laughs]: Oh, my poor friend He really got you all wound up huh?

MC1: Such a shame you didn’t do more. [smirks]

MC3: What?! N-No, of course not! He’s not interested in these kinds of things, especially not with me…

MC1: Oh come on hun! He totally likes you, otherwise he would’ve never let you touch his precious hair!

MC3: C-Can we now just change the subject please?

Scoprio [raising an eyebrow]: So Zig… Ya making fun of me for accepting food from her when you let her brush your hair?

Huedhaut [now studying the drinks menu]: Let’s not forget he embraced her, which is presumably the reason he forgot to chase after Ichthys, isn’t it?

Leon: You’re all forgetting the most important part, he pulled the stick out of his ass for once and obviously melted in MC’s hands. It seems Ponytail is finally of an age to be interested in such things.

Teorus: Yeah, who knows what would have happened if Goldie hadn’t run away?

Huedhaut: I think you can tell judging by the color of his face.

Zyglavis [his cheeks on fire]: All of you, that is quite enough! And more importantly where is Partheno? It’s been a half an hour since-

Partheno [stumbling back to the table]: Sorry, I just took a walk outside.

[Ichthys & Teorus grinning]

Ichthys: Suuuure, we know what THAT means! [winks]

[Waiter brings the girls another round of cocktails]

MC1: Does anyone want my cherry?

[Dui turns his head, ready to speak up but Scorpio slaps a hand over his mouth]

Scorpio: Are you stupid?! You’re not blowing our cover for a freaking cherry!

Dui [disappointed, mumbling through Scorpio’s hand]: Buw I wan’ wone!

MC3: I’ll take that, thank you. [Pops cherry in her mouth and starts chewing, a few seconds later she sticks out her tongue with the cherry stems formed into a knot]

MC2: Wow, since when do you know how to do that?

MC3: One of the Gods does it all the time, so I thought I should teach myself.

MC2: You know what they say right? People who can do that are excellent kissers.

MC3: Yeah, I bet that guy is excellent with his tongue in other areas as well…

[Dui blushes slightly]

MC3: He could probably make you cum with a single stroke over your pussy. I’d love to find that out…

[Shadow Dui takes over the body]: Oh Baby, I can show you here and now…

Scorpio [grabs his arm and knocks him out]: Damn, his other half is annoying…

MC3: By the way it’s the cinnamon roll we talked about before – Dui.

Scorpio [snorts]: …More like a sinnamon roll.

MC2: But that didn’t sound so innocent. [laughs]

MC3: Well he is a cinnamon roll when he’s not drunk. [laughs] But it really is fascinating. Dui and Shadow Dui couldn’t be more different from each other. One side is very gentle and sweet, and the other side is wild and rough.

MC1: That sounds exciting. It’s like having sex with two different men if you think about it.

MC2: A mix of gentle and wild… I like that.

MC3 [dreamingly sighing]: Me too…

MC2: But if he constantly switches personalities, will he ever finish?

MC3: Honestly? I wouldn‘t mind going at it all night with him.

[Shadow Dui wakes up again]

MC1: If you had to choose one, which one would you pick?

MC3: That’s impossible. They are both Dui.

Shadow Dui: Oh, someone wants to be punished later… [attempts to leave the table again]

Scorpio: For fuck sake [grabs Shadow Dui by the collar] Sit your freakin’ ass down you moron!

[Dui takes over the body]: Huh? Scorpio, why are you making a scene?

Scorpio: …I’m so done with this shit.

MC3: Honestly, I’m so curious about him, I actually thought about tempting him a little bit. Of course I would do it in an innocent way…

MC2: Oh yeah?

MC3: Yep! Since he loves cherries so much I would make some marmalade and invite him over to let him taste it – he could lick it off my finger of course, while I innocently look into his eyes.

MC2: That’s the exact opposite of innocent…

MC3: I can imagine him licking it off of different places on my body leaving hickeys all over my skin.

[Scorpio looks at Dui, fearing Shadow Dui is about to take over his body again]

Ichthys [pokes Dui]: Hey, Dui?

Dui: [has a predatory gaze in his eyes]

Scorpio: Ok, now he’s frozen.

MC1: Oh I know! Hickeys are soooo hot, don’t you think MC2?

MC3 [thinking: I’m sure Scorps is fighting with Shadow Dui right now, trying to stop him from doing anything stupid] [chuckles]

MC2: That is something I definitely endorse.

MC3: Yeah… that and scratch marks.

MC2: Oh, you’d have to be a real monster in bed to just casually leave scratch marks…

MC1: [chuckles]

MC3: What’s wrong?

MC1: No, I was just remembering something about our leader. He has a “monster-mode” as well, when it comes to composing music.

MC3: And just what was it you remembered about him?

MC1: Well the incident with Kyo wasn’t the only thing that happened in the week where the A/C was broken… Actually it was quite dramatic to be honest. One day I made myself some caramel tea in the kitchen late in the evening.

MC2: How can you drink tea when it’s so hot?!

MC1: Some magazine wrote an article about how to survive a heat wave the best. And they said it’s good to drink warm things as the body automatically cools down as a result. As I was low on sugar I added some caramel to gather enough energy to finish the lyrics. Anyways, I was sitting on the cool floor when I realized I was stuck with my lyrics. Taka had shown me his idea for the music, but I couldn’t entirely remember it anymore. I went up to his room and knocked but didn’t receive a response. So I carefully opened the door and nearly got slayed by the heat wave that came out. Thinking back I realized I hadn’t seen him in over a day. When I entered his room, the window was closed and completely fogged; it felt like I just stepped into a sauna… I saw him lying on the floor next to his chair motionless, just wearing his boxers, caramel wrappers scattered around the whole place. For your information, caramel is his favorite sweet.

MC3: Oh lord, what happened?!

MC1: I was quite sure he fainted due to the heat and because he had certainly forgotten to eat and drink again while he was composing. My body moved on its own to check his pulse which was way too weak and his breathing was strained. I started to panic, but my emergency mode turned on and I automatically turned him over on his back and started performing CPR, hoping his pulse would stabilize.

MC2: And then? I mean was he okay?!

MC1: I was so full of adrenaline that I couldn’t even enjoy his half naked body or realize that after two or three rescue breaths he started to move again. Still fully concentrated on giving him the next rescue breath I suddenly felt how his long fingers moved through my hair from behind and then he just… kissed me. First he was gentle, caressing my lips with his, slowly exploring my mouth with his tongue; I mean it was just…. Wow.

Nagito: Leader, you kissed MC1 and didn’t tell us?! How is she? Does she taste good? [grins]

Takashi: A gentleman does not kiss and tell.

Kyohei: Doesn’t sound very gentlemanly to kiss a girl who thinks you are dying and tries to revive you. [smirks]

MC1: At some point he pulled away, seductively licking his lips and with a sensual smile the only thing he said was “Your taste brought me back to life, I want more”. He leaned in again and in that moment I snapped back to my senses. I just stood up, surely blushing furiously, excused myself and ran out of his room. I couldn’t look him in the eyes for over a week. By the way, same counts for Kyo after the bath incident.

MC3: …And you are telling me I should have done more with Zyglavis when you don’t even have the guts for THAT?!

MC1: S-Shut up… it wasn’t so easy… I ehm... really like Taka, I mean he is a genius and all, but I’m sure the kiss was more of a reflex to my CPR and nothing more. [blushes]

Kyohei: Damn Taka, you of all of us?

Takashi: What?

Kyohei: Don’t “what?” me! Why didn’t you tell us you had feelings for MC1?

Takashi: I was still half-unconscious so I barely remember it... [blushes]

Kyohei [smiling knowingly]: Yeah, sure. [shifting his gaze back to MC’s table, muttering under his breath] Like I haven’t known him for over a decade…

MC2: Well, he does sound like a very intense guy… They say still waters run deep, don’t they?

MC1: That certainly applies to him.

MC3: [sighing dreamily]

MC1: What are you fantasizing about?

MC3: Huh?

MC1: I know that look, what were you dreaming about?

MC3: Well, now that you’re asking, there is a guy in the Department of Punishments, Krioff. He’s quiet but somehow intense at the same time. So much that I had a pretty vivid daydream about him a few days ago…

MC2 [claps her hands]: Oohh, isn’t that the muscle-man with the dangerous hand you sent us a picture of some time ago?

MC1: He looks soooo hot… I really have a thing for men with silver hair… So please give me some details hun!

Iori: What, she likes old farts? What the hell is she talking about?

Ryo: Hey I’m not an old fart!

Nagito: You think grey would suit me, Ryo? I would do everything to attract her attention. [smirks]

Kota: No, your cock would do everything to get her attention.

Kyohei: Considering the fantasy she blabbered about I don’t think it’ll take a lot for Nagi to get it.

--

Dui: Krioff, what is she talking about?

Krioff: How the heck should I know?

MC3: Well… I imagined him being my teacher. And we did all kinds of… things.

[MC3 thoughts move back to her daydream, as a picture of Krioff appears in her mind]

Huedhaut [lifting his gaze from the menu]: Krioff, a teacher? This sounds interesting.

MC3: He has this utterly strict demeanor so I’d love to take control and see him flustered for a change. God, I bet he is a real beast between the sheets! When he’d be teaching a class, I could hide under his table, slowly open his pants, kiss his thighs…

Leon: Oh-ho, Krioff are you listening?

Krioff: [almost burning up of embarrassment]

Zyglavis: Krioff, calm yourself I can already feel the temperature rising!

MC3: Of course I’d first tease him a little by slowly rubbing his cock through his boxers, and closely observe how he reacts in front of his students. I would see how he tries to stifle the surprise on his face due to what’s happening beneath the table and how his cheeks turn slightly pink. I wouldn’t rush as I know he had a full lesson to spare. So I’d free his already semi-hard cock from the narrowness of his pants and slightly lick the pre-cum off the tip. He’d inconspicuously snatch a view beneath his table to lock eyes with me while I was still caressing his now rock hard length. I’d throw him a seductive smile pressing my index finger onto my lips already knowing he was complete putty in my hands. I’d slowly trail my tongue along the throbbing vein on the downside of his hardness up to the tip. And girls… he is huuuuge! So in my fantasy I assure you I’d give him the best blowjob he’s ever had.

[MC3 makes a short break to take a deep breath and suppress the throbbing that began to form up again in her core, sweat shimmering on her temples]

MC3: Puuhh, is it getting really hot in here or is it just the excitement of my story? [laughs]

Scorpio: Damn it Krioff, compose yourself! Your hand is already heating up the whole fuckin’ bar!

MC3: Ok where was I – aahh yes! It’d turn me on so much to see how he tries to keep his composure while I was suck his godly cock, taking his whole length between my luscious lips. After a few more sucks he would bury his large hand in my hair, clearly savoring the pleasure I was spoiling him with. I could feel how he was getting closer to his release and just as he was ready to cum I would abruptly stop. He’d let out a whimper and try to push my head down again, eager for his own release. “Professor is everything alright?”, a concerned student would ask. He would lightly cough and assure he just had a headache. Suppressing a chuckle I wouldn’t want to be too cruel so I’d start to rub his cock again while my tongue swirled around his tip. My biting and sucking quickly bringing him to the edge again, and I’d let him push my head down his hardness at a faster pace. I could catch a glimpse of his face, his free hand covering his forehead, eyes tightly shut and his lips slightly parted.

I could hear his panting and the moment he finally releases he furrows his brows, letting out a loud sigh, knowing well he was suppressing far sexier sounds, as he spilled all his delicious cum into my mouth. Gladly swallowing every drop of it, I’d let him catch his breath. He’d gently caress my face, a smile playing around his lips, thankful for the joy I brought him on this terrible Monday morning. He wouldn’t be aware that I still wasn’t done with him for this lesson.

MC2: God girl, this is SO hot, now I’m sweating too! [starts to take of her cardigan]

MC3: I’m not finished yet. [smiles]

MC3: After class he would pull me out of the room without saying a word, leading me to his office. He’d push me onto his table, my legs straddling his waist. He’d shred my soaked panties with his teeth and fiercely lick my wet pussy like it was the most delicious ice cream he ever tasted…

Krioff [abruptly stands up]: I gotta use the bathroom!

Dui: Krioff, what are you-

Krioff [blushing even more]: Shut up!

Scorpio: Let him go, as long as it prevents him from burning down the whole friggin’ place! He already turned a cushion into ashes!

MC3: He’s not the only God I fantasize about though… There is this intensely hot one, who is also an artist and-

MC2: As hot as Ota?

MC3: Oh honey, they don’t play in the same league. They don’t even play the same sport. Honestly, everywhere he goes all the women lose their minds within a five mile radius. He is mature, sophisticated, charming and the epitome of sexiness…

MC2: You know those are nearly the same words which I used to describe Shunichiro? [smirks]

MC3: Oh! Well sorry hun, I mean Shun is hot but, Lou is a God with thousands of years’ experience, I don’t think he is fit to hold a candle to him. Not now, not ever.

Eisuke [furrows his brows]: What the hell does that woman mean “with thousands of years’ experience”? I thought the talk about those so called “Gods” and their so called “abilities” was just some kind of joke?

Baba: Mmhh… I also thought they were just talking about some strange game. I mean, there are games especially designed for women. What are they called… otame… omate… No wait… otome games!

Ota: Why the hell would you know something like that?!

Baba: Shut up, Ota. You are not in the position to ask me such a question after what I learned about you today.

MC3: He once suggested to paint me naked… I actually wanted to say yes. But I’d prefer if he did body painting on me directly.

Tauxolouve [muttering under his breath]: We can arrange that anytime, little lady…

MC3: And then we could ravish each other on a big piece of paper and see what kind of art our lovemaking would create.

[MC1 & MC2 are on cloud nine]

MC3: But he never has relationships that last longer than two weeks. What a stupid rule.

MC1: Two weeks is enough to fuck your brains out.

MC3: Not with him honey… not with him. I could orgasm on the spot just by looking at him. If it were up to me he could spend eternity inside me.

MC1: Spend eternity inside me… [starts daydreaming]

Kota: There she drifts off into her own little world again.

Ryo: It’s the source where all her lyrics come from, so don’t complain about it.

Kota [blushing]: I’m not.

MC3: Earth to MC1! Come back to us!

MC1: Huh? Uh, sorry girls.

Kota: She’s such a klutz.

MC1: Hah, one my colleagues always teases me about my habit of daydreaming.

[All gazes shift to Kota]

Kota: What’s wrong about stating the truth?

MC2: Oh, that one you always say behaves like a cat?

MC1: Yep, that’s him… Heh. [grins evilly]

Kyohei: Prep yourself, Kota, after tonight we know that grin means no good for any of us.

MC3: What is it?

MC1: Oh, I was just thinking that he even behaves more like a cat then the others know.

Nagito: Huh? What did you do, Ko?

Kota: …

MC1: One day he came home very late after a shooting, and I was still in the living room working on lyrics, when he sat down next to me and fell asleep right on the spot.

MC1: I took a picture of him, look.

MC3: What is it about guys always looking a hundred times more adorable when asleep?

MC2: I know right? [bewitched by the photo]

MC1: Oh wait hun. He didn’t notice of course, because he was completely knocked out, but in his sleep, he positioned his head right on my lap. He looked so adorable, and before I realized what I was doing I had already started to fondle his neck, and guess what he did - he let out the cutest purrs.

Nagito: Aww, Ko really is like a cat!

Kota [blushing furiously]: Shut up, this is the first time I’m hearing of this!

MC1: Oh there is more, he even started to curl his fingers into my dress, leaning further into my touch, as if he wanted more. [chuckles] Of course I couldn’t resist in making a record of this unique incident. You wanna see it?

MC2 & MC3: Umm… YES!

MC1: [shows video]

MC2 & MC3 [squealing]: AAAAWWWW…. Soooo cuuuute!

Kota [his face bright red]: Dammit, I’m a MAN and not CUTE!

Kyohei: Yeah sure Kitty.

Scorpio [looks at Leon and clicks his tongue]: Tch. Great, as if one pussy isn’t enough to handle.

-- a little later --

MC1 [sipping on her cocktail]: Wow… This one tastes excellent.

MC3: Let me try. [takes a sip] Hm. It’s okay, but not as good as the alcohol one of the Gods makes. I swear, it’s the best thing you’ve ever tasted. You should come over and have a taste if you two have the time!

Leon: Oh-ho, I am pretty intrigued by that idea. [smirks]

Huedhaut: [disinterested, not averting his gaze from the magazine he is reading]

MC3: Last time, we had a small gathering at the mansion, pretty much everyone was hammered, so I decided to shake is cool demeanor a little.

MC2: What did you do?

MC3 [smirking]: Heh… Well, I was quite drunk as well, so… I went up to him and told him straight up that I think he is totally into me.

Zyglavis: Like the wisest man in the heavens would fall for a trick like that.

Huedhaut: [covers his increasing nervousness by sipping on his wine]

MC3: He said „you’re right, all I think about is you and how much I want to devour you“ in such a monotone voice… I swear, if you look up the word “sarcasm” in a dictionary you’ll find his picture right next to it.

MC2: What a jerk…

MC3: I didn’t let it end like that of course.

[The rest of the Gods raise their heads]

Leon: Hue, what is the meaning of this?

Huedhaut [flipping the page of the magazine]: Wouldn’t you like to know.

MC3: I acted hurt, came closer and put my hand on his cheek, saying „but I have fallen for you… I know you don’t feel the same way about me but... I wanted you to know, or else I would have regretted it, I’m sorry“, as I gazed deeply into his eyes, slowly starting to close the distance between our lips.

MC1: Did he fall for it?

Zylgavis: No.

MC3: Yes!

[Zyglavis spits out his drink, his eyes as wide as saucers]

MC1 [laughs out loud]: You’re a genuis!

MC3: His large hand cupped my face and just as he was willing to kiss me I smiled proudly, gave him a small peck on the cheek and left him standing there, totally perplexed about what happened a moment ago.

Huedhaut [face as red as a tomato]: So this is what humiliation feels like? In that case I’m not really interested in experiencing it ever again.

MC2: You’re a bad, bad girl MC3! I like it!

Karno: Hmm… This is kind of surprising. I wouldn’t have thought that MC3 would be so inconsiderate, in the light of the fact of the kind of relationship she had with Hue in her past life.

Zyglavis: I have to agree, MC3 is usually so thoughtful and aware of other people’s feelings.

Huedhaut [gaze lowered, mumbling]: The fact that she doesn’t know about our past relationship may excuse her behavior.

Leon: What do you mean she doesn’t know?

Huedhaut: What part of this phrase is confusing you in particular? I never told her.

Leon [looks at Hue incredulously]: Don’t you think she has the right to know? You will clear this up Hue, otherwise I will.

Huedhaut: Fine, I will seek the necessary dialogue with her the next acceptable opportunity.

MC3: By the way girls, there’s something I’ve been worrying about…

MC1: What’s that?

MC3: Did you ever have a dream that felt SO real that in the end you couldn’t tell whether it was a dream or something that actually happened?

MC2: Yeah, I’m still hoping my current life is only a very realistic dream that I’ll soon wake up from.

MC1: Tell us from the start, what happened?

MC3: It was with the sleepy God. You know, this guy really loves marshmallows, so I took him shopping with me. When we were done it started to rain cats and dogs, we were soaking wet when we arrived at my place. We took a bath - MC1 stop smirking like that – separately and he offered to stay with me until I fell asleep.

[The Gods are looking at Aigonorus who dozed off in his chair]

Tauxolouve: Figures.

MC3: The thing is, he is super cute… especially when he is sleeping. So I didn’t really mind that he embraced me… [remembers the evening]

[Tauxolouve taps Aigonorus on the shoulder]

MC3: He has such strong arms and I absolutely love his smell. Like a mix of heaven and marshmallows.

[Tauxolouve is now violently shaking Aigonorus’ shoulder]

Aigonorus [still half asleep, mumbling]: …Whaddaya want?!

Tauxolouve: Be quiet and listen. She is talking about you and it’s criminally cute.

MC3: So we fell asleep. I dreamed that he wouldn’t wake up in the morning, and he was defenseless so… I crawled under the sheets as I position myself between his legs, slightly parting them so I could sit more comfortably. First I trailed kisses down his belly along his treasure-trail, playfully running my finger along the seam of his shorts always checking if he was really asleep. With no sign of waking up I simply continued by slowly pull his shorts down so I could finally take care of his already slightly erected manhood. I treated him really gently, moving my hand up and down his cock, licking it like a delicious treat until it was ready for my lips. I observed him the whole time, carefully checking that he did not wake up. His breathing quickly became fidgety, the muscles contracting to my movements and the best part was that he even softly started to moan, his eyes moving under his lids - he was clearly dreaming.

MC2 [smirks]: …And what a nice dream it was.

MC3 [grins]: Only the best for my sleeping beauty.

Aigonorus [blushing hard]: …

Tauxolouve [completely baffled]: Forget what I said about that cute stuff.

MC3: After a few more minutes he even grabbed my hair unconsciously which made me shriek back for a short moment, but he was still dreaming. So I continued to pleasure him, reading the reactions of his body that let me know he was getting closer to the edge. The moment he finally came a long moan escaped his lips, his big hands tightly grabbing my hair, his cock throbbing in my mouth, spilling his delicious cum into me. As I “cleaned” him up I carefully pulled his pants up again and positioned myself back in his arms. He woke with a start just a few moments later, his forehead dripping wet. “Is everything ok Ai?”, I asked him innocently. “Y-Yeah, e-ehm… Just had a v-very vivid dream”, he replies, his cheeks visibly flushed. “Oh… I hope it was about me... I smiled sweetly. “S-Sort of… Meh. You would never do something like that“, he said before lying down on the bed again, pulling me into a tight embrace, so unfortunately he didn’t notice the smug grin on my face.

MC1: What was it that you were worrying about again?

MC3: Oh, right! Well, I woke up for real later on and he was already awake, looking at me with loving eyes, gently whispering “That was nice, let’s do that again sometime”, and without another word he left, leaving me completely baffled. So I don’t know whether I was dreaming or if I actually did THAT and fell asleep again and couldn’t remember later-

MC2: Calm down MC3, I’m sure he only meant about the marshmallow thing with his comment!

MC3: You may be right.

Aigonorus: …Yeah, the marshmallows and something even sweeter.

Taxolouve: What do you mean “something even sweeter”?!

Aigonorus: Meh. You don’t have to know everything Lou.

[All gods look at Aigo, not sure if he was joking or if there was more behind his comment]

MC3: Okay ladies, enough of the dirty talk, let’s go to the dance floor and dance our asses off!

MC1: Yeah, let’s go and show those guys how to have fun!

MC2: Awwww, what a pity, i wasn’t even finished with all of the bidders! [laughs]

MC3: Haha, we have plenty of time hun, tell us next time [winks at MC2]

[The girls stand up and cheerfully walk onto the dancefloor, not sure what the night still holds for them]

THE END (?)

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[sydnam]

The Hidden Memory, with Mom

Rygel, being Rygel, wants to abandon Crichton. And to blame Moya for being in labor.

NOT A NORMAL LEVIATHAN DUNDUNDUNNNNNN

Aeryn is so concerned about Crichton and so of course she will go storm the base to save him. Alone! “If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.” Oh, D’Argo. And Zhaan’s coming along because she is the best.

Ohhh Stark. He’s pretending to be crazy as a defense mechanism, he’s built a device out of metal scraps to try and break out of his cell, he’s been tortured in the Chair over 100 times for 2 YEARS. My boy.

Rygel describing how he’s fathered hundreds of little Hynerians that were tiny and handsome like their father. Tiny green jerk.

Stark throwing himself in front of Crais to get smacked around to buy Crichton a few moments of extra time. MY BELOVED.

HOW did Gilina fabricate the memory though. HOW IS SHE SO GOOD AT THIS? How does Crais use the phrase “I was shanghaied” anyway? Microbes don’t translate idioms or Crichton would make more sense to people!

And here’s the moment where I really and truly fell in love with Stark. Crichton, who has caused nothing but trouble so far, needs help. And Stark helps him, offers what comfort he can, helps him rest. There’s no benefit to Stark. He’s just being kind. His life has been terrible. He is still kind. Just because he can be. I just love him so much.

I do feel a little bad for Crais being tortured but only a little. Just a little. Tiny bit.

Love Zhaan setting up explosive devices. And D’Argo explaining with the qualta blade is so awesome.

“How many Peacekeepers do you know on this base?” Stark, you ask a very valid and reasonable question and the answer is 3.

They let Stark go first, to the surface. He still waits until they shut the gate behind him and tell him to go again. I wish we had the scene of him getting to see the surface and natural light again and being free for the first time in…possibly forever.

Rygel’s such a perv. And farts helium which is still ridiculous and this show is ridiculous and I love it.

Aeryn getting this moment with Crais is so excellent. She deserves it. And he does too. Although how does she know how the Chair works?

Poor Gilina. She just wants to be loved. And she wants Crichton to be happy. And she runs back to CERTAIN doom and Aeryn is bewildered.

The Titanic moment with Rygel’s hand on the fogged up window though.

And we’ve just learned that Moya’s baby is covered in weapons. Dundundunnnn.

The surface set seems like it would be a great laser tag course.

Stark’s confession he was hiding a memory of a place he saw as a boy hits so differently after you’ve seen season 4. HE HAD ONE GOOD MEMORY. ONE THING OF HIS OWN. Except it wasn’t even a good thing, really.

Chiana does such a good job helping.

The first, but not last, time Scorpy will stand dramatically in the aftermath of a Crichton-caused disaster.

LIL BABY TALYN woo!

And again we have Stark doing something to help for no reason other than that he has the opportunity. And Zhaan gives him such a look. She fell for him too. AS SHE SHOULD. Poor Gilina. She deserved better. Me: So that was a very important 2-parter because it gives us Scorpius. And my favorite, Stark. I love him best. Mom: Why? Me: I JUST DO. Me: What’s your take on Scorpy? Mom: I dunno. He kinda looks like one of the Marvel guys. Not that matters. Me: He’s gonna be sticking around for a while. He remains scary. Mom: Is that why you like him? Me: He’s a really great villain!

[lowtideandhightea]

farscape and xena for the fandom meme? :3

Farscape:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) You thought I was gonna say Aeryn Sun, light of life! And you wouldn't be wrong, but I think my boy John Crichton deserves the Blorbo title more. He definitely takes up a very special portion of my mental real estate.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) 1812 my beloved 🥺

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) Jool. Look, she wasn't great but we really weren't given any time to like. bond. & it didn't help that she's the one character where it really feels like the writers just didn't really know what they wanted to do with her.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) idk that i have any characters that would qualify for this!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) Sikozu

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) tbh both Crichton and Scorpy fit here alarmingly well but for wildly different reasons. Honestly, even Rygel. Honestly, this whole show is like watching horse plinko <3

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) Crais, The Creep

Xena:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) Gonna be doing this twice, because Controversially, Callisto. Look, I love Xena and Gab, but Callisto I'm constantly like! Man! Girl didn't get a redemption arc bc it wouldn't have made any sense! She was fundamentally tragic but it does not change! That every day she woke up and made her choices, eyes wide open, on purpose, to do her worst! She recognized that she was wrong but she was just. wholly incapable of wanting to be right. There's so much to unpack there, and I'm just constantly sifting through the suitcase.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) Amarice! Me, every time Eve does something I don't care about: "Amarice didn't die for this!" She was Xena and Gab's original baby Amazon and I wanted her to hang around longer ):

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) Livia. Am I going to count Livia separately from Eve? Absolutely. Look, the whole like. Follower of Eli thing? Snoozefest. But there was this really interesting conflict and narrative set up with Livia. I think every day about her yelling "Rome is my mother!" and I regret every day we were never set up to examine that ):

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) Alti! Man, idk what it was (okay I do. It was the gay vibes) but every time she appeared as a villain, you knew it was gonna be an absolutely fucking fantastic time.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) Callisto is PEAK poor little meow meow, I do not deny it 😔

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) Joxer. Look, literallly no moment in the entire series is as relatable as when Xena's stuck in a timeloop so she just kills Joxer bc like! it doesn't matter! I'm going back to sleep! Arguably, also Ares. Look, I just love them annoying him in the farm episode.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) idk, maybe Ming Tien? Maybe there's another character worth sending to superhell, but I just watched Bitter Suite the other night so. shrug emoji. Honorable Mention to Autolycus, who honestly could have been scrunkly, glup shitto, or horse plinko, and yet lost out on all three