#scp agent ukelele

[alphieart]

Fanart of Ukulele having period cramps

[spooky-hey]

When you and your husband being furry cannibals was just a bad dream. (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)

[sweetzer1and]

ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ ᴜᴋᴇʟᴇʟᴇ 🫎🫗

[possible-raccoon]

These Walls Have Mold in Them.

Please read this work by @handsome-john im not kidding. Had me in shambles.

(Cursed mold related story under the cut)

I think it’s worth mentioning that after I read this fic and subsequently left a comment saying “at this point I think the mold is growing in me too” I found out there was more than likely a relatively unsafe level of mold in my walls 💀

So I guess the mold really was growing in me, too.

(IM OKAY BY THE WAY it’s sorted out now but hdhdhdhfh)

[thedeskofaltoclef]

Commissioned this from my friend Sors. (Sorsforoars on Twitter. O5-1 on tiktok), and it couldn't have come out better.

We all have inner demons.

[beanzdoodlez]

So I was bored

[scpstimms]

Agent ukulele Stimboard maybe?

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐥

𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐒𝐜𝐩

𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐔𝐤𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐥𝐞

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝

𝐑𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐧' 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨' 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟

[Request by: @Anonymous]

[burnmyhouseonf1re]

clef's exwife

[scpwiki-official]

lamb of god

[scp-l4-clef-alto-001]

When you were writing the Personnel File for Agent Ukulele, did you ever have a story in mind for the characters and events within it (e.g., The Hillsborough Beast, Operative Mortimer X, Xenobiological Hemorrhagic Prion, etc)? Or were you trying to leave it as open as possible for readers head cannons and such as is often the case in SCP writing, especially when it pertains to Clef. I'm sure the answer is yes to the second half, but I've always wanted more clarification when it comes to them.

The Hillsborough Beast turned out to be a mutated bear with the ability to regenerate wounds like a flatworm. By the time Ukelele and Mortimer reached it, it had three heads and nine paws and was over ten meters in length.

I figured Mortimer was an old fogie who gave Ukelele his name. His loss was keenly felt by the Coalition: he was, after all, the last surviving field operative who was there during its founding.

The rest, I just came up with cool names for.

Clef

[bluejaydivus]

what are

kondraki's opinions on ppl

Alto Clef: “cconfusing. I’ve learned more about him in the past week then I have in my 50 years of knowing the fucker. I’d court him though. Platonically.” +

Agent Ukelele: “Nice to talk to. A bit odd in the head, but you gotta be for this line of work.” =

Francis Wojcienchowski: “No. I don’t wanna see them again. I don’t wanna remember anything.” -

Jack Bright: “He’s hot. Very hot. A loose canon, but who doesn’t love the chaotic men? I’m not gay though. Platonically. I am platonically saying he’s hot.” ++

Draven Kondraki: “My son! Zeus, he’s so big now. He’s doing better for himself then I ever would’ve thought. I’m so proud.” ++

James Talloran: “My sons.. fiancé? Husband? Boyfriend? I’m not really into his love life. All I know is that he’s good enough to be my sons partner.” +

Sophia Light: “JESUS.” --

Troy Lament: “..? Jesus fiancé. Seems like a nice kid overall. Maybe a bit soft.” =

“Iceberg”: “I miss him.” =

Simon Glass: “FUCK OFF. He didn’t let me polish my sword in therapy. It was for intimidation, so rude. Plus, he’s trying to therapy me. Ew.” -

SCP-408: “ABABABDHSD MY BUTTERFLIES— Ahem, I mean, 408 is a very good companion.” ++

Charles Gears: “Huh? Gears is okay, I guess? I don’t interact with him much.” =

Kain Crow: “Hm. Well. He’s okay. No strong opinions about the man.” =

Agatha Rights: “Uuhhh.. Well. She’s kind and caring. Somehow, she’s taken the place as a mother in my mind.” ++

Hugo Manray: “My old boyfriend. I.. don’t.. really want to talk about him.” --

-ʚїɞ

[3m1lth34rt1st]

I have decided to do bright's opinions again -Emil

Alto Clef: A little hurtful sometimes, honestly. I.. i uh. I still love him a lot. Her? Him? ..ggendr. +

Agent Ukelele: He hurt. Very hurt. He hurt my kitten. Nobody gets to hurt that kitten. -

Francis Wojciechoski: AWWW THE BBY I LOVE HIM PLATONICALLYROMANTICIDK ++

Benjamin Kondraki: He's really nice. Helps a lot. I have a feeling hes gay. +

Sophia Light: JESUS +

Agent Troy Lament: He.. rreminds me a lot of my son. I treat him like a father would, since.. wwell- I left my kid at a orphanage on the front porch and uhm.. yeah. =/+

Gears: who. =

SCP-963, or THING: It hurts. That.. thing in there hurts. I can't deal with that. I can't- it's suffering theres a reason I don't wanna be in it. --

TJ: My little brother. Love him. ++

Mikell Bright: He's.. ssomething for sure. +

Flop!!!: My kITTENNNN!! +++

-Bright

[spooky-hey]

С тобой снова живой и в груди горят огни. И если я умру ещё раз, я умру за нас двоих. (Ты знаешь, что я это тебе.)

Just a nice sketch. A little sense in the signs, the golden serpent (signifying Clef) on Bright's side and the higanbana death flowers (signifying Bright) on Clef's side. That's it!

[butchdykekondraki]

love trying to teach my irls about scp lore because everything leads into another thing. you wanna hear about clef? get ready for an unskippable essay about francis and agent ukelele before we even start to talk about clefs whole deal

[occasionalsnippets]

List of AUs on this Blog

Anomalous/Retrograde Motion AU (#Anomalous AU)

The standard for my SCP fic, Retrograde Motion. Formerly, the fic was titled “Anomalous” but since I don’t feel like retagging everything, the tag is still “Anomalous AU”. Features an MC who has unfortunately been transported into the SCP universe and finds themselves unable to die permanently. All AUs/spin offs of Anomalous are tagged with this tag.

Doctor AU (#Doctor AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion where MC was reincarnated into the SCP universe some time in the 1900s after dying. They go through their second life and is eventually hired by the Foundation after an incident involving a reality bender. They are considered “part of the senior staff”.

There was a brief spin-off going around of “what if MC had a significant other before getting hired” which is untagged but may be found when going through the Doctor AU tag.

Doctor Amnesia AU (untagged)

A spin-off of Doctor AU where an incident has left memories of Doctor MC gone from everyone’s minds. The remnants of them (i.e. their office, gifts they’ve given, habits that others have formed around them) leaves the people who used to know Doctor MC a little lost. The status of MC is “undisclosed” within this AU. I hope to write the one shot for this AU eventually.

God Complex AU (#God Complex AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion but MC has a god complex and a multitude of other issues. In general, they are a very bad person and incredibly manipulative. For some reason, a lot of regulars on this blog like them.

Eldritch AU (#Eldritch AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion where MC has become… different after their first death. The world warps and twists around them and they become something like a god. Although it’s easy to tell there’s something off about them from an outsider’s perspective, nobody can prove they’re not human. By “god” standards, they’re very young and while they aren’t openly malicious, some things are better left unseen and unheard.

Ancient Eldritch AU (#Ancient Eldritch AU)

A spin off of Eldritch AU where MC is dropped into the SCP universe millions of years before the modern era, around the time of cults and old gods. Deciding that it was more trouble than it was worth, they decide to just sleep to avoid various canon events (though they still get woken up periodically). Somewhere along the way, they become a god as well.

Closer to the modern era, they have taken up residence in a forest, effectively making it “their domain”. They tend to stay within the forest but that’s not to say others don’t wander in every so often...

Reality Bender AU (#Reality Bender AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion but MC is a reality bender on top of having their time travel abilities. Said time travel abilities are a secret. The AU is more humour than angst.

Untimely Injuries AU (#Untimely Injuries AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion where upon dying and returning to the past, remnants of injuries appear on MC’s body. Fatal injuries return as scars, minor cuts and bruises appear on their body, etc. More of an angsty AU.

Trails of Corpses AU (#Trails of Corpses AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion where upon dying and returning to the past, MC’s dead body also appears. There is no explanation as to how and why the bodies appear.

MC Verse AU (#MC Verse AU)

A minor AU where I toss different AU MCs of Retrograde Motion into the same universe and see what happens.

Alternate AU (#Alternate AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion where MC has been brought to the Mandela Catalogue universe and is an Alternate.

MTF AU (#MTF AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion where MC is a member of the MTF in the Foundation.

GOC AU (#GOC AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion where MC is a member of the GOC around the same time Agent Ukelele is.

O5 AU (#O5 AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion where MC is a part of the O5 Council.

Twitch Chat AU (#Twitch Chat AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion where MC has a Twitch chat who are the people on this blog.

Gotham AU (#Gotham AU)

An AU of Retrograde Motion where MC emerges from the Lazarus Pits in the DCU.

Addtional Notes:

Some AUs are combined with one another (Ex. Doctor AU & Eldritch AU combined would be Doctor MC but they’re also an eldritch god) but are often untagged. These combinations may be found with both AU tags they were combined from.

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Escapism AU (#Escapism AU)

A fic idea set in JJBA (Vento Aureo) where MC is brought into the world while on vacation. Canon unfolds without her intervention but upon reaching the end, time turns back to two years before the beginning of Vento Aureo. MC takes it as a sign that she isn’t allowed to let canon play out as it should. 

Through a series of unfortunate events, she gains a stand and joins Passione. Canon eventually comes around again and diverges accordingly. All AUs/spin offs of Escapism are tagged with this tag.

Don!MC AU (#Don!MC AU)

An AU of Escapism where Escapism MC goes back in time after the (implied to be different) events of Vento Aureo and kills Diavolo. She then becomes the Don of Passione. Various things diverge from there. I hope to write the one shot for this AU eventually.

Temporary Hero AU (#Temporary Hero AU)

A brief spin-off where Escapism MC is thrown into the BNHA world during the Shie Hassaikai arc. Canon diverges accordingly.

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Wanderer AU (#Wanderer AU)

A fic idea set in Genshin Impact where MC is brought into the world a few years before the events of canon. She wanders the world on her own but eventually meets up with the Traveller once canon begins. She has her own set of strange abilities gained during her time in Teyvat. All AUs/spin offs of Wanderer are tagged with this tag.

Adepti!MC AU (#Adepti!MC AU)

An AU of Wanderer where MC is dropped into the Genshin Impact universe back around the time of Archon War. She befriends Zhongli (or Morax as he is at the time) and resides in past-Liyue for the most part. Eventually, she dies and Zhongli revives her and makes her an Adepti.

The best part of this AU is the people pining for thousands of years.

Star Eater AU (#Star Eater AU)

An AU of Wanderer where MC is an eldritch creature who used to eat stars. She is frequently “hungry”.

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The Maiden of the Sea AU (#Maiden of the Sea AU)

A fic idea set in One Piece where MC is the Sea. Canon diverges occasionally. Currently, this idea is unwritten.

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Sidereal AU (#Sidereal AU)

A WIP for a TWST fic that features some minor Genshin Impact crossover elements. MC is an Outlander who lands in Twisted Wonderland through unusual circumstances. Currently, the fic is unpublished.

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Eternity of Blues AU (#Eternity of Blues AU)

A fic where MC is reborn as Amanai Riko. It is currently posed on AO3 and Quotev.

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: SCP Doctors x Easily Flustered/Romantic!GN!Reader (REQUESTED)

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Dr Simon Glass

Whenever Dr Glass tries to talk to you, he notices that your face reddens quite a bit

Especially when you're with him

Like, he notices that you were all chill with the others, but with him, you're in a mess

At first, he just brushed it off as you being shy but as time went on, he caught on quickly that you were just easily flustered

And he found that adorable

He would attempt to flirt but would end up in him being in a stuttering mess too

Not only did he discover that you were easily flustered, he realises that you're hopelessly romantic as well

Glass somehow figured that out when he unintentionally found your stash of love songs and love poems

Not only that, you would occasionally get him small gifts and offer small gestures which would give them away

You both made it a ritual to leave little love notes for each other if either of you had to leave early for the day

Being so intimate with each other makes the whole Foundation look at you both in awe (and probs cringe knowing you)

Probably would prefer to have PDA behind closed doors, but wouldn't mind it in public

Dr Jack Bright

Bright is a busy goofball so finding someone he could commit to would be rather difficult

Until he found you of course

You showed him your hopelessly romantic side and he was amused at first

But then, later on, he would fall for you even more because of your beliefs and how committed you were to him

Bright loves the fact you enjoy every small interaction you both have despite him being a whole mess and that he's not with you all the time

Every little intimate moment you both share publically, everyone dies on the inside with how cringe it is

But, the researchers who know Bright for the longest time are secretly proud and happy for you both since he's having a difficult time being vocal with his emotions

It's an absolute bonus for Bright if you get flustered easily since he would be able to tell corny jokes and you'd just be in a blushing mess

He would be even more fond of how cute you are being all flustered

Definitely into PDA because he just craves it

Everyone would cringe even more sometimes when they see how affectionate you both are

Dr Alto Clef

Now, if you were easily flustered, Clef would tease you endlessly

Like, he would tell you all the cringy jokes and you'd be all flustered

Then he'd point it out and just joke around and all

But if anyone else does it, they'd be met with his sharp gaze

So back off from Clef's partner

If you were hopelessly romantic, he would still be a tease, but would secretly adore you

Mainly because he's aware of his effects on his female colleagues

So if he had to find a romantic partner, it would be difficult for him

I'd say he's a little bit hopelessly romantic once he finds the right person

Like, he's def the type of guy to leave you notes and send you flowers

Clef would enjoy every moment he has with you, but he wouldn't admit it

The foundation witnessing you both having such romantic et intimate moments would be rare since he's  quite secretive about his love life

However, like Bright, there are loads of PDA with this guy out in the open

Dr Benjamin Kondraki

Similar to Glass, Kondraki would find you all cute when you're easily flustered (Cuz yall cant control yourselves in front of your crush)

Would probably be all flustered up himself, but wouldn't admit it

Sometimes Clef and Bright would just give him a little nudge to chase after you (Cuz you're one of a kind!!! And that's a compliment >.<)

Would probably tell terrible dad jokes just to get you all flustered

If you were hopelessly romantic, Kondraki would be all up for that

Because he gives off that kind of vibe too, even though he's pretty introverted

Is open to small and cute gestures to which Bright and Clef would just laugh at him

Glass would be the supportive mother of you both

I'd say Kondraki would probably crave some affection as well

If you were quite shy, he might attempt to be the one who starts the whole PDA thing

If you weren't shy, then I'd say it's equal, but he would prefer if you were the one to take the lead