[ID: a digital illustration of two D&D characters, one mine (Asche, he/him, on the left) and the other one belonging to @fearless-flower (Kieran, he/him, on the right) done by @sadfishkid. The art shows the two characters from a bird's eye view as they're lying on a bed, spooning and asleep. Asche is a black-skinned tiefling/fire genasi with black, untidy hair and orange, glowing markings all over his body as well as many scars and bruises. Kieran is the big spoon behind him. He is a grey-skinned drow with long, pointy ears, black curly hair and he's wearing a white tank top and a turquoise shorts with small dragons on it. Next to the bed stands a nightstand with pain killers, sweets and two mugs on it. Warm evening sunlight bathes the scene in a soft, orange glow. End ID]
At this point I feel like Tasha is the official artist for my Enor campaign :'D Kieran is a PC (rogue/fighter) in my homegame and Asche is an NPC (rogue/warlock). When the guy who was sent to assassinate you saves your life instead this is what happens. Oops.
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sir that is not very ALRIGHT MAMA of you
SIR PLEASE
i am NOT alright mama
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Enough talk about sex!! What if we cuddled like this instead!
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I FINISHED WRITING THIS FUCKING CHAPTER. LETS FUCKING GO.
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I know this is literally such a me problem but every time I talk about zoos and people are like "I hate zoos, they're animal prisons, this 'sanctuary' let me ride an elephant though and I think that's cool :)" I want to chew through carbon steel
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my aroace self sitting here with gritted teeth watching all the posts going past about public domain sherlock holmes and “now he can actually be married!“ trying not to scream that he is canonically One Of Us why is everyone like this
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I have signed up for an AO3 invite
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Just applied for my first job in 10 years.
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Okay, do I want to do a We Don’t Talk About Bruno parody, but replace it with Dragon!Ghetsis? Yes. And it will be funny. Everyone’s gonna throw shade at this dude.
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"Healing is over."
Euripides, from Grief Lessons: Four Plays; translated by Anne Carson // paramore, “interlude: i’m not angry anymore” // Langston Hughes, from ‘Tired’ featured in Selected Poems // Fyodor Dostoyevsky // @shorthalt // Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear
[ID: a litstack comprised of various quotes on white background.
Gods are stubborn. So am I.
People speak sometimes about the “bestial” cruelty of man, but that is terribly unjust and offensive to beasts, no animal could ever be so cruel as a man, so artfully, so artistically cruel.
i'm not angry anymore
well, sometimes i am
i am i am i am furious
I am so tired of waiting.
Aren’t you,
For the world to become good
And beautiful and kind?
Let us take a knife
And cut the world in two—
And see what worms are eating
At the rind.
i often hear how humans talk of crossroads
how they look the devil dead in the eye
and dare him to move forward.
i stand alone
on ground which kills
and look the devil in the eye
and dare you to move forward.
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” End ID]
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I saw a post that gave me an idea, so I was about to make a thing and proceeded to open MS paint in order to do so, and I just stopped dead in my tracks and turned a full 180 back to here in order to break the fucking news:
THEY WINDOWS 11′D MS PAINT. I REPEAT, THEY WEB 3.0′D MS PAINT.
I KNEW THEY DID IT TO SNIPPING TOOL BUT THIS IS JUST TOO FAR. THEY DIDN’T EVEN ADD ANY NEW FEATURES THEY JUST MADE IT UGLY AND NOW I JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS??
LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY. UNTOUCHED THROUGH WINDOWS 8 AND 10 ONLY FOR THEM TO DO THIS...
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Suffering
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People say I resemble an otter.
I feel like a raccoon somedays, hoarding shiny things in my pockets. It comes in handy when I go to those mystery room things. Curiously picking things up and randomly finding objects.
Is it strange? Yes.
Is it useful to be scatterbrained some days?
Absolutely.
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Aughhhhh someone put me out of my misery already
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I KEEP GETTING THIS
I have no clue why, TM and LN apps and accounts worked fine until I changed phones. I can view my already bought tickets just fine, and I can scroll, but as soon as I click to see tickets on new shows I get bot-blocked.
I've tried to reach out to Ticketmaster and have gotten nothing, I've tried logging out and back in, uninstalling and reinstalling the apps...
AXS and Eventbrite are working fine, idk why these wont.
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