#screechy bird boyfriend

[alovesickdork]

Random person: "Hey Mary, how are you finding Earthspark?" Me, a known Starscream fan whose first introduction to the franchise was Armada: "*vibrating excitedly* Starscreaaaaaam." Random Person: "Good to know you're enjoying it."

[dragynkeep]

Top 5 worst male characters and Top 5 worst female characters in RWBY, and brief reasons why?

This is the type of ask that’s gonna get me shit but I have known no hubris in my life so let’s go. These won’t be in the case of being intentionally bad, I’m doing more on personal taste and the quality of their writing. 

Worst Male Characters

1. Adam Taurus

Obviously, Adam is at the top of the list for me. His storyline was butchered from a story of racism and vigilantism to a story about domestic abuse, his brand was cheap shock value with very little substance, he stopped being threatening after the Fall of Beacon and instead became a whiny little bitch, and his voice acting is just bad.

He sounds like he’s gonna call me a slur on Xbox Live.

2. Jacques Schnee

Yeah, the abusive rich man who runs slave mines is bad, but that’s not the main reason he’s on this list. I could accept a character like that if the writers made him good, but they didn’t. Jacques wasn’t intimidating at all. He wasn’t smart at all. The man who conned his father in law and wife into giving him complete control of the most powerful company in Remnant is not the same man we get in the actual show.

He’s whiny, cowardly, and a useless villain who’s entire downfall was treated like a poorly made joke, and now only serves as comic relief in the Jailbirds scenes in V8. 

3. Hazel Rainart

Same issues with Jacques and Adam, but less egregious. Hazel was actually a pretty interesting villain in his earlier volumes, and even after his blunder at the Batlle of Haven, he went back to being kinda good in V6 with his protective behaviour towards Emerald. And then V8 came around and I grew to hate how stupid his reasons for joining Salem were, and the fact that he just beat the shit outta Oscar while whining about his dead sister.

Bro, Idgaf about someone I never met while you’re maiming a 15 year old boy because you wanna be mad at the guy in his head. 

4. Qrow Branwen

It’s the same case with Hazel. I actually liked Qrow up until V6, and even then I cared enough to try and see where his alcoholism arc went since it’s a serious issue that affects not only my family, but my people. I started to dislike him after he punched Oscar and kept being horrible to the boy, all without apologising in the end, but v7 and 8 made me really hate him. 

I don’t care for his edgy attitude, and I don’t care that he got his self-help book boyfriend murdered by a crackhead. Add onto CRWBY butchering a serious topic about alcoholism with him, and he’s just sank right down writing sense.

5. Ghira Belladonna

I never liked Ghira. I think the others are higher than him on this list just on the virtue that I liked them, or the idea of them, and the writing just pulled them down so much.

But I never had that problem with Ghira, so the disappointment doesn’t sting as bad. He’s just an unnecessary character that cheapens Blake since she’s now a princess, a useless father who somehow couldn’t get his own 12 year old daughter back even thought she didn’t even bother to change her own name, and then featured live on a tournament channel that the whole world saw. He was a useless leader, his ideology was stupid and almost got him and others killed, and he was so ungrateful towards Adam for saving his stupid furry ass that I completely sided with Sienna calling him the fuck out.

At least he’s not on my screen anymore, but I know that won’t last forever and I gotta look at his dumb face again.

Worst Female Characters

1. Cinder Fall

God, she is the worst villain and character in this show. She’s so flat, her stans are annoying as fuck, her voice leaves a lot to be desired, and the fact that there’s hardly anything to her for seven years makes it even worse now that we finally got a backstory for her, and it’s one we ALL GUESSED.

Who would’ve thought she’d be a Cinderella who killed her abusive family, I am shooketh. 

2. Blake Belladonna

Blake was my favourite girl in RWBY and I’m mad at CRWBY for what they’ve done to her.

It says a lot that a girl still affected by the abuse and trauma of fighting in a terrorist organisation has more personality and backbone than one who’s supposedly broken free of her traumatic past and moved forward. Blake now is spineless, flat, boring ass cardboard cutout of what she once was, who would rather let her human friends defend her from racists than call them out herself like she did to Weiss in Volume 1. 

She’s spoiled, priviledged, annoying, and Arryn has such a flat voice on top of being a gross ass person that I get annoyed every time she speaks. She’s no longer an oppressed minority fighting for the rights of her people, she’s a princess who would rather go to a club with people she didn’t even like than a rally against the man who caused so much suffering to her people. Even her talk with Nora about not letting yourself be taken over by who you’re with romantically is hypocritical, since that’s exactly what’s happened to her since she’s been paired up with Yang.

She couldn’t even have the spotlight of fighting her own VILLAIN, Yang was the one who broke Adam’s Aura and had the big triumphant moment of throwing his sword in the river while she was too busy fucking rock climbing. 

3. Yang Xiao Long

Yang was my second favourite girl in RWBY and I’m mad at CRWBY for what they’ve done to her.

Yang wasn’t super developed in the earlier volumes. Honestly, I didn’t think much until her talk with Blake about Raven in Burning The Candle, and her dismemberment leading her towards depression and PTSD. Come Volume 4, I was alright with the portrayal of her recovery. I don’t think they gave enough time between her trying on the arm and then being good enough to leave, but in the grand scheme of things, it wasn’t bad. 

What was bad was everything after. Yang became a hypocritical, moody bitch who would drag everyone for their bad decisions while ignoring her own. Her PTSD, something VERY personal to me, was ruined and up and vanished by V7 since she’s now killed the man who gave her the disorder so obviously it’s cured! She is always on Ozpin’s case for the birds shit, and then keeping secrets, but then goes and does the exact same thing while giving little resistance to others doing it because they’re family.

Even her argument with Ruby in V8 was tame as fuck. She blamed Ruby for things not going well while ignoring that it was her own dumbass decisions that contributed to it. Ruby didn’t tell Yang to go and spill the beans to Robyn, her stupid cat girlfriend did that, and Yang went along with it while being unrepentant later on when Ironwood was RIGHTFULLY pissed about it.

Add onto v8 then having her worry about how BLAKE thought about her, rather than RUBY, and I just hate her. This ain’t Yang, I want Yang back. 

4. Nora Valkyrie

Nora is just a flat character. Her voice is annoyingly high pitched and screechy, her jokes aren’t funny, and all the things I loved that she got in v4 was later dropped entirely. She had such good moments in V4 that actually made me appreciate her more, and then she just became another hypocrite in v7 who wanted to yell at Ironwood while refusing to look at her own flaws.

On top of her kissing Ren when he was clearly not in the mood to talk, and it made me hate her. It’s not a cute ship moment, it’s a creepy disrespect of someone’s personal space. If it was the other way around, no one would think it was cute.

5. Robyn Hill

Similar to Ghira’s reasons, I never liked Robyn, so she’s low down on the list compared to the others since at one point I loved the others (Minus Cinder but she’s just so bad that she’s #1).

Robyn isn’t a good freedom fighter. She runs in without thinking about things and then proceeds to deny any responsibility of her actions. She won’t accept that maybe her agreeing with the same serial killer that nearly killed her and Fiona, on top of succeeding in murdering some of her supporters and Forest, and starting a fight with Clover in an enclosed space wasn’t a good idea. 

Add onto the fact that she’s really just incompetent. She steals supplies from Ironwood to fix the wall and help Mantle, but after time we see that nothing has been done. 

Christina Vee is wasted on her honestly.

[thepaperpanda]

Dissipated by a Parrot || Sam Drake x Reader

Summary: What might happen when a parrot takes over control

Warnings: none

Words: 2030

Authors: Cass & Rouge

Sam stopped the motorcycle and looked around the place full of people, surrounded by colorful stands full of everything. "Here we are, Indian market, just like you wished," He said helping you off the vehicle. "But I honestly don't know why are we in here."

"Don't know what exactly?," You asked him and rushed towards one of the stalls shortly after. "Come here, Drake!"

"I don't know why you've wished to come here," Sam explained quickly and followed you, joining you soon. "What did you find there, huh?," He asked, wrapping his arm around your waist.

You slipped out of his embrace smoothly and started a conversation with the seller, asking the elder man about some local spices you could buy. "Look, smell!," You turned face to Sam. "It's so awesome here, can you smell all these scents of fresh spices and herbs?"

Sam looked at you with cigarette between his lips, he put the lighter back into his pocket puffing out some smoke. "Sure I can, smells like this Indian place you love to visit or order the dinner from there," He said, rubbing his nose.

You ignored his comment which in your opinion was partly offensive and you kept on lurking through stalls, talking with people and having good time.

Unfortunately your mood quickly dropped when with the corner of your eye you have spotted a stall where some men were selling animals.

Sam noticed this and got worried. "Hey? What's wrong sweetheart? If this is about my comment, I was just joking. You know me," He said, touching your shoulder.

"Look," you whispered and clenched palms in fists. "I bet they do this illegally. Look at these animals!"

The men were having a lot of animals in cages, sometimes too small to accommodate three or four animals at once. There were parrots, monkeys, iguanas, and many more.

You rushed toward the stall.

Few steps away from stall Sam grabbed you by the arm and pulled you closer. He took cig out of his mouth and looked at you. "Love, that's the way it is here. It's not America, stuff like this happen here, there is nothing we can do about it."

"Help! Madam!" screechy voice got Sam's attention. It was coming from the stall. "Okay, let's see what's going on there." He said letting go of you.

You were first who approached the stall. "Excuse me, don't you think these cages are too small for the animals, huh?," You raised your voice a little and put hands on the metal table on which a cage with a parrot was placed.

Shady looking man glared at you with a frown. "Ah! Americans! Want get a pet? They good and healthy! I have papers," He said and smiled at you. "For nice lady like you 250$! Go, look, find perfect pet."

Sam frowned at the poor attempt in both English and selling you a pet. He tried to find the source. He walked around looking at all the poor trapped animals. "I wish I could let you all out." Sam walked until he came face to face with a parrot cage.

"Cookie?," Bird asked and Sam recognized the voice.

"Y/N! Sweetheart, come here!" He called you.

Glaring angrily at the seller and didn't move your glance off his shady-looking face, you approached your boyfriend. "Yes?"

"Look at this cutie." He said pointing at the cage.

"Hello! Namaskaar!" Parrot screeched and started to bite the metal bars of a cage.

Sam licked his lips looking around. "How about we take her and I will make sure this stand disappears and animals will be freed?"

Measuring his features with curious glance you gave him a slight nod of your head. "You can rip their little balls as well," you said.

Sam smiled and ruffled your hair. "Don't ya worry your pretty little head, love.”

Parrot looked at both of you. "Love, Love. Help." It screeched.

Sam chuckled and took the cage off the hook. "Go on, use your charm and get us some good price."

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Afternoon came quickly and started covering the world with thick curtain of darkness and quietness.

The hotel room was filled with a dim light coming from a little lamp standing on a wooden nightstand.

Dressed in short shorts and too tight tank top you were sitting on the bed and observing how the parrot you and Sam bought on the market was wandering back and forth along windowsill.

Parrot stopped to clean its feathers, it shook its head and looked at you. "Hello. Cookie? Please!" It screeched.

Sam opened the door and smiled looking at you. "That's my favorite part of working with girlfriend. The sweet sight of you in my room," He joked and walked closer to kiss your head, Sam sat next to you. "So! I have good news, I took care of that man. He is done and animals will be free."

Parrot jumped off the windowsill and happily jumped toward Sam.

"Look!," You almost jumped in spot. "It's jumping! Look at these little jumps! Oh, God!"

"Yea, I think I know why." He said and picked up bird to look at it. "Those kind of people cut the wings, so they can ran away." Sam sighed and set parrot on his laps.

Bird looked at him and soon started to climb his jacket only to try to get to his pocket.

You took one of injured wings and saw a sharp line of where the cut was. You giggled seeing how parrot made it to Sam's shoulder.

"Ah! Yeah, yeah right! I have something for you." Sam said and pulled out few bird cookies, bird took one and started to eat it.

He smiled and started to pet animal's head. "Y/N? You think it can stay with us?"

"Why not. But I'll list up what is forbidden around this little sweetheart. First, no swearing. I don't want him or her to lurk around while squawking fuck, understood?," You smiled. "Second, I'll try to teach him or her talk. Next, no smoking around the parrot."

Sam smiled looking at you. "Look at you! Acting like a real life mom, I feel the maternal instinct kicking in." Sam joked and parrot nuzzled to his neck. "I think it likes my birds."

You reached hand and tried to invite parrot on your shoulder. "C'mere, baby. Come to mama."

Parrot took one more cookie from Sam and jumped on your hand and then traveled on your shoulder. "Cookie?" It said within high tone, offering you the said cookie, almost throwing it on your knees.

"Keep it to yourself, baby!," As gently as you could, you stroked parrot's head. "It's fluffy! I'm dying! I will never live this little lovely birdy behind!"

"Yes! We will take you home, buy you a big, nice, cozy cage or no you know what fu.... Heck the cage. I will get you a tree, you will be free and have a lots of snack." Sam said with a smile. "But I think it's time to sleep."

"What if baby will fly out through the window?," You asked in worried voice.

"Y/N, the wings? Remember?" Sam asked, looking at you. "It won't heal, love. This poor thing will stay flightless untill its last day," Sam said, picking up the parrot. "For now we will put it in the cage and cover it."

Man did exactly what he said and turned to you. "Baby is asleep so now daddy can take care of mommy," Sam hummed, slowly getting closer to you.

You knelt on the mattress and as soon as he came closer you put hands to his crotch where you massaged him lightly with your glance on his face.

Sam landed down to kiss you gently, pushing you further on the bed. His hand traveled under your top. "Now, let's see wh..."

Sam was interrupted by a loud parrot's sound. It wasn't any specific word, just a loud scream.

You almost let a hum of appreciation when you heard the parrot and its swishing voice. You laid back on the bed and rested head on the pillow and slowly spread you legs looking at Sam. "Go ahead, daddy. Our kid apparently needs attention."

Sam laughed resting his forehead on your shoulder, placing few kisses there. "C'mon. He... Or she is a big bird. It will be fine, now I want to give my attention to you."

He kissed your neck and moved down until he was kissing belly. The parrot screamed again, Sam groaned and put his head on your stomach. "I guess we will have our first sleepless night."

"Maybe it want to get outta cage. Let this happen and then maybe I'll let you to have some of this," you rubbed thighs together and licked your lips briefly, shifting your shirt up enough to reveal a little of your rounded boobs to him.

"I will put it in other room." He got up from the bed and walked to cage.

"You don't like sleeping, huh buddy?" Sam joked and removed the cover. He freed the bird and moved it to other room.

Soon your boyfriend joined you again, he didn't wasted more time and removed your top and shorts. "This will be fu..." Sam was again interrupted by a loud scream from other room.

As naked as you were beneath Samuel Drake, you used all of your strengths to push him aside. Then, you smoothly got off the bed and with a familiar swing in your hips you walked to another room and soon came back with parrot sitting on your shoulder. "Let him stay."

"You will let our baby watch how I F… you?" Sam said not really sure how else avoid the "F" word. "Isn't it depressing, I don't want this to become a disfuctional family."

You went to the wardrobe and let the parrot got off your shoulders to step on the counter of the furniture.

Parrot, squeaking happily walked back and forth along the edge of wardrobe and at the end it sat in the middle, looking down on the room.

With a smile you turned to Sam and slowly got on the old bed, straddling his laps quickly. "He or she doesn't understand anything at all darling," you explained. "Besides, since when are you concerned about someone watching us?," You asked and giggled shortly after. You placed hands to his chest and leant forward, rubbing your naked breasts against his chest covered under grey shirt. You nibbled onto his earlobe. "I thought it's turning you on, actually."

Sam sat up and wrapped his arm around you. "Well it's our baby after all, I don't want it to see those stuff until it's 18th birthday." He joked and kissed you deeply, suddenly Sam hissed. "Fuck." He pulled away to take a look at his hand, it was bitten. The parrot look at him from behind you.

You laughed and got off his lap. "I think no pussy for you tonight then."

"I guess so." Sam said with a heavy sigh, he quickly found his jacket.

"Cookie?" Parrot asked, tilting it's head.

"Yea, here." Sam muttered giving the last cookie to the bird. "I think we will have a lot things to adjust. When it comes to us and parrot."

"Like what?," You asked slipping your naked body under thin quilt.

"Teaching him that we need some private time too and learning that we have... feathery baby." Sam joked and removed his pants and shirt to join you under quilt. He sighed and pulled you closer, soon parrot tried to squeeze between two of you.

"Come here, little one," you let the parrot placed itself between two of you. You pressed your lips to little head which was accompanied with loud, squeaking "hello".

Sam looked at you with a frown. "Shall I be jealous?" He asked.

"Maybe," you replied.

Sam laughed quiely and pulled you a little closer, being careful to not hurt the bird. "You are lucky I love you." He said and kissed your forehead. "And I think I love you too. Even if I am a litte jealous." Sam muttered before kissing parrot's head.

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[danseikoe]

What I've been listening to ★part 1:

Hey there! I hope you’re all keeping safe. Due to life and things, I was out of the loop regarding the otome community and releases, however due to determination to pursue my old hobbies I'm trying to get back into the swing of things because otome CDs are a fun way to pass time or partake in fantasy immersion when the going gets tough! While I haven’t made any big purchases in a while, I’ve been keeping up with some VAs on Youtube and thought I’d share what I’ve been listening to. There’s also a mini CD review☆

Here's a short list of some of the Youtubers who do 音フェチ (literally means sound fetish but I believe this is just how ASMR is referred to in casual Japanese) or drama situations that I’m currently into. The content and links are nsfw or may be triggering, so please exercise caution when reading The list contains both native English and Japanese speakers. 

SeikyuuVA (English)

Going through SeikyuuVAs catalog made me delay actually writing this properly for about an hour, every upload is worth checking out!  He uploads ASMR and full-fleshed situation dramas. His vocal range (and situations!) range from sweet and light hearted-boy-next door to more explicit, throaty and extremely dominant styles. 

Another thing that pulled me into his channel is that he will do immersive situations with the listener as various “anime husbands” so if you have a favorite character you want to hear brought to life, you're in for a treat. I believe he's American or Canadian, though a fun thing he does is throw in Japanese セリフ(dialogue) which is lovely for those of us who have a kink for accents and foreign languages. His sfw audios are also wonderful! I have to add that he incorporates lots of background noises into his work that makes his recordings that much more immersive without being overwhelming or overpowering his lines! 

Seikyuu uploads his recordings onto Youtube, but it’s possible to buy nsfw versions on DLsite or support him on patreon as well! I was so enamored with his voices and style that I had to make a Patreon to support him. 

Recommended audio ☆Komaeda Nagito ASMR

Ryou Sasaki (Japanese)

His voice is so 萌えit hurts. Actually, his online persona is so sugary and sweet and a welcome addition to what I normally listen to! His voice reminds me of Yuki Kaji, or a younger friend you just wanna give head pats to!! Ryou Sasaki primarily uploads ASMR videos based on various boyfriend x listener scenarios, though he also is active on twitch and does gaming livestreams. I think it's fun how he isn't afraid to express a fondness for cute things, though whether that is just his personality or due to how prevalent “kawaii culture” is in japan, idk! It may sound weird, but I like the breathiness that Ryou Sasaki’s voice carries, if that makes sense?? (w) like in the same vein as Ariana Grande’s speaking voice, haha. Most of his work on his YouTube channel are sfw, though a few are a little ~spicy~

For those who enjoy roleplays by performers who have a light and fluffy voice, he's your guy.

Recommended audio ★ “A Tsundere Boyfriend Absorbed in His Vidya “ a short and cute recording . English captions available. 

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DEXVA (English)

A voice actor on Youtube I've recently just subscribed to! His earliest posting is from six months back but he has already amassed 12k followers which seems to be a testament of his talents.  I'm still going through their channel, but I can already tell you that he takes a lot of care in the crafting of his recordings~ Also uses 3D audio! His uploads consist on immersive ASMR recordings involving the listener as well. but he’s also a talented artist and posts narrated speed drawings. 

Recommended audio ★ TW: Yandere and associated themes (boiiiiii I I love yanderes and this was the best English voice yandere I’ve heard in a minute, couldn't stop smiling listening to this. The situation was incredibly creepy (in a good way!!)  and realistic with excellent bgm and sfx. 

Mini CD Review ★

TW: Yandere and other associated triggers

Title: ナース男子 ～病み系看護士編～ (R-18)🔞

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　illustration: 砂月

Publisher: Little Bird Studio

CV: Aouma Yukke

This is the second in a series revolving around male nurses who are all yandere. I purchased this CD late last year and actually lost access to the account that had this downloaded (rip) but from memory I can recall that I enjoyed this CD. The story involves you, a patient in a hospital and a male nurse who's fallen for you while treating you. He comes to you while you're sleeping, professes his love for you, and it then it gets more explicit. I do recall the initial encounter being non-con, so please exercise caution when listening. There’s also no sparring on the l e w d sound effects. I really like how polite and soft spoken the nurse is and then his switch to loony-tunes, screechy voice scary boi that’s so characteristic in yandere, though it never gets old. 

Thank you for reading! Happy listening!  ꒰* ॢꈍ◡ꈍ ॢ꒱.

[alovesickdork]

One of the best things about being a Transformers fan (besides all the smoochable giant robots) is going on the Wiki and reading the captions on all the pics.

I like the various Starscream pages obviously.

[alovesickdork]

Transformers IDW sona

Picrew found here.

Ideally, her necklace would have a vial of Energon that Starscream gives her as part of the Conjunx Ritus (it's how transformers traditionally choose a Conjunx Endrua). Specifically, it's from around his spark casing. As offering someone part of the innermost Energon showed how important they were to you, and that you cared for them very much. He also teaches her Chirolinguistics, or speaking hand, for when she goes nonverbal. She also learns Neocybex (Cybertronian language) but it's hard for her to sometimes make the sounds for the words. Luckily the cybertronians probably have a universal translator of some sort that adds languages as they explore.

Most of the languages take a bit for her to learn. And she probably learns CSL too, cybertronian sign language.

The Conjunx Ritus are Four ceremonial acts that will make two transformers Conjunx Endura. The "Act of Intimacy", "Act of Disclosure", "Act of Profference" (Gift giving), and the "Act of Devotion".

For Starscream and my sona:

Act of Intimacy: Several different things could be considered as that, though the one that's most prevalent is her patching Starscream up while he was still a Decepticon.

Act of Disclosure: Starscream tells her that he does kinda like being on earth sometimes. Finds flying there peaceful. It's not something he tells people.

Act of Profference: Starscream gives her a vial of his innermost Energon to show that he likes her.

Act of Devotion: Haven't exactly figured this one out but it happens. Possibly her having the vial of Starscream's Energon made into a necklace so she can keep it with her at all times, showing that she's devoted to him.

Unrelated to the Conjunx Ritus but very much related to Starscream: At some point during his time as leader of Cybertron, he insists that my sona have her own crown. And yes, she lives on Cybertron with him.

[alovesickdork]

Going through G1 for the plot.

Obviously.

[alovesickdork]

My brain: "Hey, remember how in G1, Starscream's immortal and could travel through time and various universes?" Me: "Yeah, why do you... Oh god." My brain: "What if that's how you explain the fact that he keeps choosing your sona in every timeline she exists?"

So yeah. This is just a concept that I've had but it may or may not be what's actually going on with my sona and Starscream.

Though it also opens up another can of worms with fiction blending in with reality if it goes further and I'm not too sure if I want the concept to go that far or not. Would be neat though if the actual spark of Starscream was just trying to contact me for kisses. XD

[alovesickdork]

Starscream: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Mary: Hi. Starscream: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

[alovesickdork]

Your "I'll choose you in every timeline" thing with Starscream!!!! It's so cute!!! I'm a sucker for those tropes!! It's just *chef's kiss* I can't help but to love anything to do with that kind of ship!! Love it!! (≧(ｴ)≦ )

I KNOW! I didn't even plan it. It just happened when I was writing the various continuities with him and my sona cause I love them all. Giant grumpy robot man loves one (1) tiny human.

Starscream in various continuities just ends up with me as his comfort human. IDW? My sona’s the one he goes to in order to just get some comfort. Prime? Same thing but add starcrossed lovers to it. Armada? Also gets comfort from my tiny human sona. I'm also working on an Eathspark one too.

“I choose you in every timeline you exist in”. It's just great.

[alovesickdork]

I have realized that most of my stuff with Starscream in various continuities just ends up with me as his comfort human. IDW? My sona's the one he goes to in order to just get some comfort. Prime? Same thing but add starcrossed lovers to it. Armada? Also gets comfort from my tiny human sona.

Animated is one of the few where he doesn't need the comfort that much but still sometimes gets it. G1 I kinda lump in with IDW but that one's a lot less serious than the others so I don't really know where it falls.

But like, if you drop my sona into almost any continuity of Transformers, you get a soft Starscream. I say almost cause like with everything there are exceptions but it happens way too much for me to be like "Huh that's odd" instead of it being a constant with them.

Anyway, I love him and I love that about the various continuities where my sona exists. Feels very much "I choose you in every timeline you exist in" to me.

[alovesickdork]

Back on my Starscream era. Might do a takeover at some point. But expect screechy jet posts.

[alovesickdork]

💅 + starscream

send me a 💅 and an f/o and I’ll explain to you why you should ship us.

Okay so Starscream needs someone who won’t yell at him for wanting to be in control of something and that’d be me. He needs someone supportive and that’s what I am for him! Also, he’s 100% flattering and a suck-up, which I kinda need in my life.

[alovesickdork]

To my S/I: Letter to Starscream

Dear Screechy bird bot,

STAR! STAR! STAR! God, I love you. You’re so awesome and strong. I feel honored that you chose me to be your spark mate. It’s. It’s a bit overwhelming. I’m overflowing with joy and love right now. Forgive me if words are disjointed as I’m running little sleep and a burrito. I should probably get something to drink. ANYWAY! I hope to see you soon! Don’t go attacking Megatron with swords before we see each other again. I don’t want you getting hurt.

-Your favorite organic, Mary

[alovesickdork]

What an interesting organic you are, Mary. I don't even care about humans, one way or another, yet here you are, always on my radar... But enough sap! I present you an offer you couldn't possibly refuse: I take you flying around the city, while we talk about mutual concerns, like, ohhh I suppose the strengthening of our relationship and the destruction of our enemies. Frankly, I can't imagine why you would turn me down. I will arrive at your place tomorrow for your answer. -Lord Starscream

Aww. Star, that was really sweet. I guess you could say I’m your favorite organic, right? And yes. I’d rather like to go flying with you and talk about how you’re gonna destroy Megatron and possibly the Autobots. After all, why would I say no to you? You’re the greatest!

[alovesickdork]

amaryllis + starscream ?

Thank you nonnie!

Flower-themed f/o asks.

amaryllis: what would your f/o say is your best non-physical quality? what makes you beautiful on the inside?

Star would say that it’s my ability to talk him out of dumb ideas and that I’m understanding. He wouldn’t say much about it but it’s the thought that counts.