#sdk kirigakure saizo

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Sasuke: Ever since Yukimura learned about “Stan Language”, he’s been going around talking as if he’s on Twitter.

Yukimura: Oof, the call out, bro. The tea is scorching.

Saizo: Please stop.

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Saizo: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Sasuke: Honestly, not much.

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Yukimura: What’s there to be afraid of?

Saizo: I can list about 107 different things.

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Saizo: Go to hell!

Shindara: I can’t, I’m all out of vacation days.

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Saizo: You look sad, did something happen at school today?

Sasuke: I got kicked off the debate team.

Saizo: How did you manage that?

Sasuke: Well, apparently “Yeah? Well Fuck You!” was not an appropriate rebuttal…

Saizo: [tired sigh]

Sasuke: See, I thought I had won. After all, my opponent was speechless. But I guess I violated the ‘code of conduct’ or whatever. [rolls eyes]

Kamanosuke: I like this kid. [raises glass to Sasuke]

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Saizo: Yukimura-sama, you’re drunk.

Yukimura, obviously drunk: Shhhh, don’t tell Saizo.

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Kosuke: So what’s the plan?

Jinpachi: I don’t know. You’re smart, Saizo is mean, come up with something.

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Yukimura: Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

Saizo: You said “This is really going to confuse me tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

Yuikimura: This explains so much.

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Saizo: Let’s play the game “Who fucked up?”

Saizo: Because I know somebody did.

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Saizo: NO. MORE. COCKAMAMIE PLOYS!

Yukimura: 'Cockamamie ploy?' That was clearly a 'maniacal scheme!' How long have you worked for me?

Saizo: I don't work for you! I'm the only one who keeps you from ruining everything with your BRAINLESS PLOTS!

Yukimura: ...'Schemes.'

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Yukimura: I’ve been keeping an eye on Sasuke.

Saizo: You mean stalking him.

Yukimura: The language of most stalking laws is pretty vague. I like to think of myself more as a guardian angel.

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Saizo: Is Yukimura-sama literally just reciting Smash Mouth but with spoken word?

Nobuyuki: Listen, I don’t want to talk about it.

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Saizo: How much caffeine is poisonous? Asking for myself, I’m actually worried.

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Yukimura: But Saizo, look at you! Always working... What happened to my fun friend?

Saizo: Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.

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Saizo: Yukimura-sama tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.

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Yukimura: You’re mad at me.

Saizo: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Yukimura: Oh come on, everyone knows that’s worse!