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Ieyasu: It’s family moments like this that I’ll never forget.

Hidetada: With enough therapy, hopefully I will.

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Kyo: Our first year as a married couple and we're still in love.

Yuya: In your face, those who said we couldn't last a year!

Akari: I stand by my wedding toast!

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Benitora: I’m a wanted man.

Ieyasu: That’s impossible. You weren’t even a wanted child.

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Kyo: If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral it is, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.

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Ieyasu: What’s that you’re listening to?

Hidetada: It’s called “The World’s Burning Down Around Me” by FUCK U DAD

Ieyasu:

Hidetada: It’s a band.

Ieyasu: Oh… how charming.

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Kyo: Just remember my golden rule: Do onto others before they do onto you.

Sakuya: I don't think that's the golden rule.

Kyo: I said my golden rule.

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Okuni: All the haters being like “Aren’t you wanted by the State?”. I’m wanted by a lot of people, alright? That’s the price of being pretty.

Okuni: Anyway, yes, I did commit a smidge of treason.

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Former Crimson King: I have an entire city. I have my trained army. I even have a tower!

Kyo: You know what I have? I have a bunch of superpowered teenagers and young adults with incomplete educations and problems with authority. You really never stood a chance.

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Bontenmaru: Sometimes it feels like we’re babysitting Kyo, right?

Yuya: He’s like a five-year-old with superpowers.

Kyoshiro: And a comprehensive grasp on every swear word of the Japanese language.

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Sasuke: Ever since Yukimura learned about “Stan Language”, he’s been going around talking as if he’s on Twitter.

Yukimura: Oof, the call out, bro. The tea is scorching.

Saizo: Please stop.

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Yuya: Why are you telling me all this?

Muramasa: It’s plot exposition. It has to go somewhere.

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Kyoshiro: Look Yuya-san, you gotta treat a car like you treat a woman-

Yuya, glaring: Go on.

Kyoshiro: ...No. I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.

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Sort of spoilers?

Five-year old Tokito: Can I keep the nightlight on?

Hishigi: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head, Tokito.

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Benitora, eyeing Sasuke’s petite frame: You’re one of the Sanada Ten?

Sasuke: Yes, Yukimura needs someone low to the ground to deal with the bottom feeders like you.

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Benitora: Hey, how you feeling?

Bontenmaru: Like I got beat up and had five fingers broken.

Benitora: So like… six out of ten?

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Basara: This is an uwu and owo-free zone. Everyone who says uwu and owo shall be arrested for their crimes against humanity.

Antera: Cwimes against huwumanity.

Basara: Maro will break your neck.

Antera: Thwis mortawl body is but a shwell for the howwors that lie within.

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Mahiro: Huh. It sure is quiet in here.

Ieyasu: Yeah. When Nobuyuki is out of town I sometimes forget to unlock the door to the palace.