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[samfisheyy]

the chase/gefragt gejagt fanart is crazy. 😭

[erstwhile-punk-guerito]

[kenpiercemedia]

Walt Disney Pictures "Peter Pan & Wendy" Teaser Trailer

The fine folks at Disney are always keeping busy it would seem and this year will not only see the release of a live-action version of “The Little Mermaid” in the theaters but a brand-new live-action telling of Peter Pan with “Peter Pan & Wendy”. The first teaser trailer just dropped and I’m sharing it down below for your review. I’ve added the premise, casting and some artwork as well. Take a…

[vintagetvstars]

Hot Vintage TV Men's Bracket - Full List

Sorry for the delay, it took us longer than expected to finalize the list. We are currently working on finishing and finalizing the bracket for round 1. For now enjoy the list of everyone in the tournament and we'll be back on Thursday evening to kick off round 1!

Boris Karloff

Clint Walker

Desi Arnaz

Claude Rains

James Arness 

James Garner 

William Hopper 

Adam West

Alejandro Rey

Bob Crane

Cesar Romero 

David McCallum

David Selby 

Davy Jones

DeForest Kelley

Dick Gautier 

Dick Van Dyke 

Dwayne Hickman 

Eddie Albert 

George Maharis

George Takei 

John Astin 

Jonathan Frid 

Larry Hagman 

Leonard Nimoy 

Mark Lenard 

Martin Milner 

Michael Nesmith

Micky Dolenz 

Patrick McGoohan

Patrick Troughton 

Peter Tork 

Randy Boone 

Raymond Burr 

Richard Chamberlain 

Robert Conrad

Robert Fuller 

Robert Vaughn 

Rod Serling 

Russell Johnson 

Ted Bessell 

Ted Cassidy

Tom Smothers

Walter Koenig 

William Hartnell 

William Shatner 

Alan Alda 

Brian Blessed

Darren McGavin

David Cassidy

David Soul

Dean Butler

Demond Wilson 

Derek Jacobi 

Eric Idle

Erik Estrada 

Fred Grandy 

Fred Rogers 

Hal Linden

Henry Winkler

Jamie Farr 

John Cleese

John Hurt

Jon Pertwee 

Judd Hirsch 

Kabir Bedi

Kent McCord 

Lee Majors 

Michael Landon 

Michael Palin

Mike Farrell 

Peter Falk

Randolph Mantooth

Richard Hatch

Ricardo Montalban 

Robert Wagner 

Rock Hudson

Simon Williams

Telly Savalas

Terry Jones 

Tom Baker 

Wayne Rogers 

Anthony Andrews

Bruce Boxleitner

Bruce McCulloch 

Colin Baker 

Dave Foley 

David Hasselhoff

Dirk Benedict

Gene Anthony Ray

Gerald McRaney 

Hugh Laurie 

Jameson Parker

Jeremy Brett

Jimmy Smits 

John Forsythe 

John Stamos 

Johnny Depp 

Kevin McDonald 

Mark McKinney 

Martin Kove

Michael J. Fox

Michael Praed

Mr. T

Patrick Duffy 

Peter Davison 

Richard Dean Anderson

Rik Mayall 

Rowan Atkinson 

Sam Neill

Scott Thompson 

Simon MacCorkindale 

Stephen Fry 

Sylvester McCoy 

Ted Lange 

Tom Selleck 

Tony Danza 

Alexander Siddig 

Andre Braugher

Andreas Katsulas 

Andrew Robinson 

Anthony Head 

Anthony Starke

Armin Shimerman 

Avery Brooks 

Brad Dourif 

Brent Spiner 

Bruce Campbell 

Charles Shaughnessy 

Colm Meaney 

Craig Charles 

Dana Ashbrook 

Danny John-Jules 

Darren E. Burrows

David Duchovny

David Hyde Pierce

David Schwimmer 

David Suchet 

David Wenham 

Dean Stockwell 

Garrett Wang 

Gary Cole 

Grant Show

James Earl Jones

James Marsters 

Jeff Conaway 

Jeffrey Combs 

John Corbett 

John de Lancie 

John Goodman

John Shea 

Jonathan Frakes

Joseph Marcell 

Kevin Smith 

Kevin Sorbo 

Kyle MacLachlan 

LeVar Burton 

Luke Perry

Marc Alaimo 

Mark-Paul Gosselaar 

Matt LeBlanc

Matthew Perry

Michael Dorn 

Michael Horse 

Michael Hurst

Michael O’Hare 

Michael Ontkean 

Michael Tylo

Miguel Ferrer 

Mitch Pileggi 

Nate Richert 

Nicholas Lea 

Noah Wyle

Paolo Montalban

Patrick Stewart 

Paul Gross

Paul Johansson 

Paul McGann 

Peter Wingfield 

René Auberjonois 

Robert Beltran

Robert Carlyle

Robert Duncan McNeill

Ron Perlman

Scott Bakula 

Seth Green 

Spencer Rochfort

Stephen Nichols 

Ted Danson 

Ted Raimi

Thorsten Kaye 

Tim Daly

Timothy Dalton

Tim Russ 

Valentine Pelka

William Shockley

Ben Browder 

Brandon Quinn

Brian Krause

Chad Michael Murray 

Christian Kane 

Conner Trinneer 

Daniel Dae Kim 

David Boreanaz

David Tennant 

Donnie Wahlberg

Eric Close

Ioan Gruffudd

Jensen Ackles 

Jeremy Sisto 

Joe Lando

Joshua Jackson

Keith Hamilton Cobb

Michael Shanks 

Nathan Fillion 

Neil Patrick Harris

Reece Shearsmith 

Richard Ayoade

Rob Lowe

Ron Glass

Scott Cohen

Skeet Ulrich

Tom Welling

Tony Shalhoub 

Billy Dee Williams 

Bruce Willis 

Clint Eastwood 

Colin Firth 

George Clooney 

Jeremy Irons 

Paul Michael Glaser

Pierce Brosnan

Sean Bean

Blair Underwood

David James Elliot 

Michael Vartan 

Michael T. Weiss 

Scott Patterson 

Sebastian Cabot

Luke Halpin

Adam Brody

Jason Bateman 

Matt Bomer 

Timothy Olyphant 

Woody Harrelson

Richard Biggs

Robin Williams

Will Smith

John Schneider

Milo Ventimiglia

Bobby Troup

Bobby Sherman

Chad Everett

Casey Biggs

Jason Priestley

Don Adams

[theriddletrades]

NEWSIES - THEATRE UNDER THE STARS - MAY, 2024

Newsies | Theatre Under the Stars | 2024, May | MP4 (9.06 GB, 2160p) | The Riddle’s master Cast: Pierre Marais (Jack Kelly), Ben Diamond (Davey Jacobs), Cailen Fu (Katherine Plumber), Luis-Pablo Garcia (Crutchie), Graham Rowat (Joseph Pulitzer), Christina Wells (Medda Larkin), Cole Zieser (Race), Ben Chavez (Romeo/Spot Conlon), Cameron Sirian (Finch), Christopher Tipps (Specs/Bill), Alex Aponte (Albert), Armani Brown (Henry/Scab 3), Madeleine Bourgouis (Hannah), Sebastian Martinez (Mush/Darcy), Holland Vavra (Nun), Michael Alonzo (Oscar Delancey), Hunter Emmett Burke (Morris Delancey), Bret Shuford (Snyder), Mark Ivy (Wiesel/Mr. Jacobi/Mayor/Ensemble), Chris Scurlock (Seitz/Guard/Goon/Ensemble), Trey Harrington (Bunsen/Stage Manager/Goon/Ensemble), Braden Tanner (Nunzio/Roosevelt/Ensemble)

Notes: Great 4k capture of this stunning regional production.  Starts partway through Carrying the Banner.  Has some issues with washout from start of filming until about The World Will Know.  Otherwise, really nicely centered video, with some more wides than usual to highlight choreography.  Unfortunately some loud chatter from an audience member next to me.  This cast is incredible.

NFT DATE: JANUARY 7, 2025 Sales only until NFT date; price is $18

email theriddletrades@gmail.com if interested Screenshots: https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjByc25

[sierrathesimmer]

diverse male sims dump

Christian

Jacoby

Lydell

Sebastian

Seung

Tamarion

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[gasparodasalo]

Johann Sebastian Bach (1685-1750) - Fantasia (Concerto) for Strings and Basso continuo [originally for Organ] in G-Major, BWV 571, I. Allegro. Arranged by Jörg Jacobi. Performed by Jürgen Groß/Elbipolis Barockorchester Hamburg on period instruments.

[therealmlpguy]

Nine Stones: THEEE YAOI COUPLE. meet cute while smugglin cocaine, secret plan to kill the other off but caugh feeling in the meantime, lovers to enemies, torture, self torture by faking being trapped, by getting iron bars in your arms and a norimberga virgin mask on, forced cannibalism to the other only to discover the person gettin sliced alive and eaten raw was someone you care about and not just am unknown person, last dinner before knowing the other will kill you, getting Crazy from the experience, self brainwashing to return to the start of the story when everything goes to shit...this is the good shit. This Is what It should always be about. 

Black Butler: They are a staple of fucked up yaoi and the horny desire to hate of every antis. Ciel sold his soul to Sebastian at 10 After being raped for days, Ciel have told multiple times he only live thanks to Sebastian, Sebastian is in love/cannot wait to eat him. Corset scene, vomit kink, burning childrens alive, crossdressing, Arthur Conan Doyle searching to save Ciel and Ciel telling he likes to be trapped. There Is a bit for everyone. 

Danganronpa: Junko brainwazhed Mikan into loving her back and both phyzically and mentally abuzez Mikan to make herzelf feel dezpair. After Junko runz a killing game and very brutally killz herzelf on live tv, Mikan ztealz her corpzez womb, zwitchez out her own and then zleepz with a bunch of random guyz in an attempt to have Junkoz child. After being put in her own killing game, murderz two people for Junko and haz a very zexually charged execution.

[tuppencetrinkets]

Underworld Icons 200x100

Alexander - Derek Jacobi

Amelia - Zita Gorog

David - Theo James

Erika - Sophia Myles

Eve - India Eisley

Jacob - Stephen Rea

Kraven - Shane Brolly

Lucian - Michael Sheen

Marcus - Tony Curran

Michael - Scott Speedman

Quint - Kris Holden-Ried

Raze - Kevin Grevioux

Semira - Lara Pulver

Sebastian - Michael Ealy

Selene - Kate Beckinsale

Singe - Erwin Leder

Sonja - Rhona Mitra

Tanis - Steven Mackintosh

Thomas - Charles Dance

Viktor - Bill Nighy

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[stanathanxoox]

Touching Base

Touching base again on how many kids each other

wants and having those conversations with more depth. - Mia Thermopilis and Andrew Jacoby

You held the pregnancy test close to your chest as you felt silent tears stream down your cheeks. You were elated but could this really be happening when things still felt so new between your husband and yourself. After agreeing to the arranged marriage and going through with it, you had primarily been focused on your royal duties having taken the crown when your grandmother had stepped down from the crown six and a half months ago. In that time you had been on so many different royal visits and duties, held council and even passed your first law as monarch. It was all a bit much but this, this was the thing that seemed scariest to you. You knew ideally for the future of the throne and kingdom you’d have to give them an heir, at least one and you had done that but you and Andrew had barely had a chance to discuss that between yourselves. You adored your husband, and loved him more every day but the two of you had only loosely talked about children once or twice before as you knew what it meant for the crown.

“Andrew?” you call out, knowing he was on the other side of the doors

“Yes love?” he queries calling back to you through the door

“Can you come here please?” and you hear the shuffling of feet along the carpet before the door is opened. His head pokes through the door before he slides in and he asks

“What is it, my love?” and you look up at him, the pregnancy test firmly in your grasp behind your back

“What are your thoughts on children? Like how many do you want? Not just for the sake of the crown?” you ask him, he raises an eyebrow confused but answers the question anyway

“I was thinking maybe two or three, at least a boy and a girl, though” he says and you nod staying silent as your hand grips the pregnancy test tightly.

“What brought this about Mia, love?” he queries and you take a trembling breath as you pull the test out from behind your back and show him and his jaw drops

“Are you serious?” he asks as a slow smile spreads across his face

“Yes dear” you whisper and he chuckles as he lifts you in his arms and spins you around.

“I am so happy, my love. This is amazing news” he says as he places a kiss on your forehead and then on your lips.

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[ginnyrules27]

Day 25 of the Next Generation Descendants Choosing Series Color Schemes! 

Today’s color scheme is...Sebastian! 

Sebastian William Smee-Hook is the son and only child of Harriet Hook and Sammy Smee, with assistance from Derek (pirate Derek, not Jacobi). Sebastian is about three years younger than Stephanie and Maurice, and his colors of choice are red and blue! 

[samfisheyy]

thousand yard stare (sebastian jacoby)

drawing the jaegers might unironically be my own personal original experience

[wrestlingisfake]

ROH Fake Rankings, 12/2/2023

Men's singles division - babyfaces

Eddie Kingston (ROH men's world champion, STRONG men's champion)

Dalton Castle

El Hijo del Vikingo (AAA mega champion)

Komander (AAA cruiserweight champion)

Ethan Page

Lee Johnson

Gravity

Trent Beretta

Metalik

Willie Mack

Men's singles division - heels

Wheeler Yuta (ROH pure champion)

Brian Cage (ROH trios champion)

Kyle Fletcher

Tony Nese

Josh Woods

Evil Uno

Nick Comoroto

Unranked: Fred Rosser, Gringo Loco, Jack Cartwheel, Slim J, SK Bishop

After Tony Khan launched AEW in 2019, ROH went through a bit of a dark age until Khan acquired the promotion in 2022. Few names from that era remain on the roster--Castle, Yuta, and Woods are the most prominent on the weekly TV series right now.

We're two weeks away from ROH's next pay-per-view, Final Battle, and the men's side only has one match announced--a six-way for the television title, which Samoa Joe abandoned. Joe is putting his focus on chasing the AEW men's world champion MJF, who has been one of the ROH tag team champions for three months and has yet to appear on an ROH show. As for the six-way, only Castle and Komander have been confirmed as participants thus far.

I assume there won't be a men's world title match on the PPV, since Kingston is busy with AEW's Continental Classic tournament. Similarly the pure title has seen more action in AEW than ROH. Brian Cage and the trios title are effectively on ice until his tag partners return from New Japan's World Tag League.

I have no doubt Final Battle will end up being a good show. But with ROH in the state it's in, the quality of the show will largely depend on how many big names from AEW (or perhaps New Japan) will come in for exactly one night, tear the house down, and then not stick around. That approach isn't going to convince people to pay $10/month for the weekly TV.

Men's tag team division - babyfaces

Darius Martin & Action Andretti

Dralistico & Preston Vance

Iron Savages - Boulder & Bronson

Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo

Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal

The Outrunners - Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd

Colt Cabana & Brandon Cutler

The Boys - Brandon Tate & Brent Tate

The Bollywood Boyz - Gurv Shira & Harv Shira

Men's tag team division - heels

Gates of Agony - Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona (ROH trios champions)

The Righteous - Vincent Marseglia & Bobby Dutch

The Butcher & The Blade

Shane Taylor Promotions - Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty

The Workhorsemen - Anthony Henry & JD Drake

Cole Karter & Griff Garrison

Spanish Announce Project - Serpentico & Angelico

The Wingmen - Ryan Nemeth & Peter Avalon

The West Coast Wrecking Crew - Jorel Nelson & Royce Isaacs

Unranked: Jacoby Watts & Sebastian Wolfe, Trevor Outlaw & GPA

On paper this looks like a stacked tag team division. However, most of the teams listed are booked like jobbers when they appear on AEW teleivison, and get booked 50/50 in ROH matches. I think the Iron Savages, the Infantry (Dean/Bravo and Trish Adora), and the Outrunners have a ton of potential, but I can't fool myself into thinking they're being pushed right now. Andretti/Martin and the Righteous are presented like big deals, but their win-loss records don't reflect that--hell, the Righteous couldn't even beat MJF two-on-one.

The main exception is Kaun and Liona, who are booked like monsters. But there's no sense of that leading to them challenging for the ROH tag title. The main idea is that they're part of a monster trio with Brian Cage. But after a year at the top of the trios division, they've destroyed every possible trio combination on this roster, and it feels like only an AEW superteam could topple them.

Women's division - babyfaces

Willow Nightingale

Billie Starkz

Leyla Hirsch

Rachael Ellering

Kiera Hogan

Trish Adora

Women's division - heels

Athena (ROH women's world champion)

Marina Shafir

Nyla Rose

Mercedes Martinez

Diamante

Emi Sakura

Robyn Renegade

Charlette Renegade

Unranked: Amira, Brooke Havok, Heather Reckless, Heidi Howitzer, Johnnie Robbie, Kel, Ronda Rousey, Zoey Lynn

The biggest storyline in ROH lately has been Athena training Starkz to be her "minion," and feuding with Shafir, until Starkz flipped out on both Shafir and Athena, and challenged Athena for the title at Final Battle. At this point I'm not sure which of the three are supposed to end up being babyfaces or heels, but the story's still in progress.

They're also doing a thing with Hirsch trying to decide whether Ellering or Maria Kanellis truly has her back. So good for ROH for actually having multiple women's storylines, although I wish the second one wasn't the same passive-agressive "are you really my friend?" stuff we see all the time in women's wrestling.

The Renegades have gotten involved with both of these storylines, in tag matches against Athena/Starkz and Ellering/Hirsch. That's a good idea to keep things interesting. Unfortunately the Renegades have the same problem the Bella Twins had in WWE--their whole deal is being a cohesive duo, but the promotion doesn't have a women's tag team title for them to dominate.

OK, this next part is where I list wrestlers who are on the roster but haven't had a match in over a month. Thing is, ROH doesn't really have an official roster. So this is just a selection of wrestlers who are either on AEW's official roster or free agents that seem to be ROH regulars.

No televised ROH matches in 30 days: Allysin Kay, Blake Christian (GCW world champion), Kip Sabian, Lady Frost, Marti Belle, QT Marshall, Rocky Romero (CMLL historic welterweight champion), Scorpio Sky, Skye Blue

No televised ROH matches in 60 days: Angelina Love, AR Fox, Claudio Castagnoli, Chuck Taylor, Jimmy Jacobs, Leila Grey, Nick Wayne, Silas Young

Last televised ROH match between June 1 and August 31: Alex Reynolds, Big Bill (AEW tag team champion), Cheeseburger, Daniel Garcia, Eli Isom, Jacked Jameson, John Silver, Leon Ruffin, Madison Rayne, Mark Briscoe, Matt Taven, Mike Bennett, Miranda Alize, Penta El Zero Miedo, Rey Fenix, Rhett Titus, Samoa Joe, Stokely Hathaway, Stu Grayson, Tracy Williams

Looking at all these names, you can see talent that will probably be back before long, and others who have clearly moved on. I really doubt Castagnoli and Samoa Joe will be back. The Kingdom (Taven and Bennett) feel integral to 2020s ROH, but their AEW act with Roderick Strong is so hot right now that it'd be silly to move them back here. In other cases (for example, Isom, Cheeseburger, Williams, Titus) I never know if they're just on a hiatus or if Tony Khan has just decided to stop booking them altogether.

I would guess about half of these names will return to ROH now and then over the next six months. But "will return" could mean "will appear weekly leading to a PPV match" or just "will do one match and then nothing for another six months."

Inactive

Bandido (left wrist - triangular fibrocartilage complex tear)

Katsuyori Shibata (leave of absence)

There's no way to know if either of these guys will be ROH regulars when they return, but they were when we last saw them. By the same token, Dante Martin (who was injured on an ROH show months ago and has just made his return) could be headed back here or maybe he won't.

Conspicuous by their absence on this list are the ROH tag team champions, since Adam Cole hasn't wrestled under the ROH brand since 2017, and MJF never has. I thought it was possible they'd at least show up for Final Battle, but there's no timetable for Cole's return from an ankle injury. MJF could show up to defend the tag belts solo, or with a substitute partner. But considering he's working through a torn labrum, and trying to make it to the December 30 show, Final Battle is probably a low priority for his schedule.

[movies-to-add-to-your-tbw]

Title: Peter Pan & Wendy

Rating: PG

Director: David Lowery

Cast: Alexander Molony, Ever Anderson, Jude Law, Alyssa Wapanatâhk, Jim Gaffigan, Joshua Blue Pickering, Jacobi Jupe, Molly Parker, Alan Tudyk, Yara Shahidi, Florence Bensberg, Sebastian Billingsley-Rodriguez, Noah Matthews Matofsky, Caelan Edie, Kelsey Yates, Skyler Yates, Diana Tsoy, Felix de Sousa

Release year: 2023

Genres: adventure, action, family, fantasy

Blurb: Wendy Darling, a young girl afraid to leave her childhood home behind, meets Peter Pan, a boy who refuses to grow up. Alongside her brothers and a tiny fairy, Tinker Bell, she travels with Peter to the magical world of Neverland. There, she encounters an evil pirate captain, Captain Hook, and embarks on a thrilling adventure that will change her life forever.

[vintagetvstars]

Men sent to the Graveyard Slot

We salute our fallen men and will see them during the late night graveyard slot vintage tv marathon.

Updated daily as polls go down.

David McCallum

Robert Wagner

Simon Williams

David Hasselhoff

Ron Glass

James Marsters

Dana Ashbrook

Michael J. Fox

Nicholas Lea

Milo Ventimiglia

Robert Vaughn

Sam Neill

Timothy Dalton

Neil Patrick Harris

Kabir Bedi

Jon Pertwee

Desi Arnaz

Mike Farrell

Luke Halpin

Gene Anthony Ray

Joseph Marcell

Jeffrey Combs

Connor Trinneer

Blair Underwood

Michael Landon

Clint Eastwood

Jimmy Smits

David Soul

Michael Praed

Spencer Rochfort

Michael Horse

David Wenham

Scott Cohen

Tom Welling

George Maharis

Larry Hagman

Walter Koenig

Peter Davison

James Earl Jones

Jonathan Frakes

John Shea

Sylvester McCoy

Keith Hamilton Cobb

Tony Shalhoub

Ted Cassidy

Cesar Romero

Dean Butler

Henry Winkler

Ron Perlman

Mitch Pileggi

Will Smith

Matthew Perry

Seth Green

Richard Ayoade

Russell Johnson

Claude Rains

Michael Nesmith

Demond Wilson

John de Lancie

Andrew Robinson

Colm Meaney

John Hurt

Skeet Ulrich

Eric Close

Ted Bessell

William Hartnell

William Hopper

Peter Tork

Tom Smothers

Martin Kove

Jeff Conaway

Dave Foley

David Hyde Pierce

Jason Bateman

Boris Karloff

Eddie Albert

Bobby Sherman

Fred Grandy

Kevin Smith

Brad Dourif

Brandon Quinn

Tim Daly

Judd Hirsch

Matt Bomer

Kent McCord

Bobby Troup

David Cassidy

Richard Hatch

John Forsythe

Bruce Willis

Paul McGann

Thorsten Kaye

Darren E. Burrows

Adam Brody

Adam West

Randy Boone

Clint Walker

Paul Michael Glaser

Rock Hudson

Jameson Parker

Armin Shimerman

Joe Lando

Ben Browder

Kevin McDonald

Patrick McGoohan

Chad Everett

Mark Lenard

Darren McGavin

Terry Jones

Michael Tylo

Valentine Pelka

Ioan Gruffudd

Robert Carlyle

Jason Priestley

Martin Milner

Lee Majors

Derek Jacobi

Stephen Nichols

Hal Linden

Ted Raimi

Andreas Katsulas

Miguel Ferrer

David James Elliot

Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Don Adams

Bob Crane

Davy Jones

Tom Baker

John Schneider

John Goodman

Marc Alaimo

Kevin Sorbo

Mark McKinney

David Schwimmer

James Arness

Robert Conrad

Michael Hurst

Michael T. Weiss

Jeremy Sisto

Matt LeBlanc

Reece Shearsmith

William Shockley

Robert Beltran

Scott Patterson

Dick Gautier

Alejandro Rey

Gerald McRaney

John Cleese

Brian Blessed

Noah Wyle

Paul Gross

Robert Duncan McNeill

Nate Richert

Michael Vartan

David Selby

Colin Baker

Randolph Mantooth

Tony Danza

Mr. T

Dirk Benedict

Michael Ontkean

Rowan Atkinson

Bruce Boxleitner

Patrick Duffy

William Shatner

Telly Savalas

Ted Lange

Stephen Fry

Michael Palin

René Auberjonois

Michael O’Hare

Joshua Jackson

Scott Thompson

Chad Michael Murray

Dwayne Hickman

David Suchet

Bruce McCulloch

Casey Biggs

Johnny Depp

Richard Biggs

Gary Cole

Brian Krause

Paul Johansson

Donnie Wahlberg

Raymond Burr

Sebastian Cabot

Anthony Andrews

Jeremy Irons

Peter Wingfield

Simon MacCorkindale

Grant Show

Anthony Starke

[transitofmercury]

HH Movie Magazine

A while back I got my hands on pictures of the issue of the Horrible Histories magazine that talked about the movie. I’m still trying to get my own copy, but I’d been looking for the magazine for a while and had like no details on it because it’s only proof of existence (as far as I was aware) was a super zoomed in image on Sebastian Croft’s Instagram, so getting pictures was a big deal. I know very few people will care about this but I thought I’d post the pictures here so people have access to them. They’re kinda blurry and hard to read, I’ve managed to figure out what most of them say and will type up what I think it says so people can read it. (Anything in square brackets is a section I’m not sure on, if you can figure out what it says please let me know.) I’ve focused on getting the interviews down but if anyone wants me to try and do the stuff written around the pages and on the other pages, I’ll do my best. I've also included any thoughts I wanted to add in red, but there hopefully wont be too much of that.

Interview with the Dazzling Director!

From the small screen to the big, Dominic Brigstocke chats to us about his time directing Horrible Histories!

How have you enjoyed your experience working within the Horrible Histories world?

It’s been amazing! When we first started the TV series ten years ago, I think we imagined that we would have to make things up to make history funnier. The more we looked into it, the more we realised that there’s nothing as absurd as what really happened in the past! Together with our amazing cast, who are inherently funny and who actually struggle to not be funny, it was a joy to make the film.

If you had to be a character from the movie, who would you pick?

The trouble with Romans is that they weren't a very nice bunch! Most of the good characters in our film are women - Boudicca is a strong, determined woman and so is Orla. Atti is a sixteen-year-old Roman whose got heart. He's probably the nicest boy in the film so I'd probably have to pick him.

Did you pick up any weird historical facts while filming?

I had always believed that Emperor Claudius was poisoned with a dish of mushrooms, but it turns out that, apparently, he was sick but then he felt much better. Nero and Agrippina finished him off with a poisoned feather, which is how Derek Jacobi plays it in the film. This is obviously an absolutely ridiculous way of killing someone! But Nero is a character that goes to ridiculous lengths.

What is your favourite scene in the film?

That's an easy question! There's a scene where Atti and Orla have to rescue Orla's grandmother who's trapped in a cage. They have to combine their resources - everything that Atti knows about science and technology from living in Rome and all of Orla's native Celtic wit. It's full of [a word that starts with "s", potentially stunts] and adventure!

If you could live in any era from history, which era would you pick?

The more i learn about history, the less I want to live in the past! The Romans were amazingly sophisticated with their legal system, medicine, [society] and the way they built straight roads but you all died horribly! We've never had it so good as we have it now.

If you had to pick a side, would you be a rotten Roman or a cut-throat Celt?

I'm British, aren't I? So I think I'd have to be a cut-throat Celt. My loyalties are divided here because I think the Romans were an amazing civilisation, but I don't think they should have gone around conquering people. My instinct is that I've been a Briton all my life and if someone invaded, I think I'd object.

This features the most interesting thing in this whole magazine (to me), Atti's age. Supposedly, he's sixteen. I guess this makes sense considering that Sebastian Croft and Emilia Jones were both 16 while this movie was being filmed, but I was so sure they weren't sixteen that I initially struggled to figure out what that said. In my head they've always both been 17 during the events of the movie. Anyway, I choose to ignore this, they're still 17 to me. That part about the catapult scene is interesting because, honestly, I've always wished Orla and her (different to Atti's but still there) intelligence featured more in that scene. I suppose we do get to see her quick thinking, ability to boss people around and how much she cares about the people around her (both in her dedication to saving her gran and not leaving Atti to be killed by the Brigantes, which would be a very easy way to deal with the fact that she told her dad she'd kill him and then didn't do that).

Interview with Awesome Atti!

Sebastian Croft talks to us about playing Roman teenager Atti…

What’s the best thing about being involved in Horrible Histories: The Movie?

The whole experience was genuinely amazing. From firing someone out if a catapult, to being in a [not sure of this word at all] battle and sword-fighting [my way out] - we did a lot of very cool stuff! If I had to pick one thing it would probably have to be getting to work all the other incredibly talented people involved in the movie. We really became a family over the course of the shoot and I’ve made good friends for life.

Are there any similarities between Atti and yourself?

Well, while I haven’t been captured by a Celtic tribe or sold someone horse wee in order to to get the latest trainers, I definitely see lots of myself in Atti. I was very adventurous when I was younger and I climbed a lot of trees (and fell out of a fair few, too).

What was your favourite scene to shoot?

I really enjoyed filming the songs. When we filmed the Battle of Watling Street song we had hundreds of people all dressed as Celts and Romans. Kate Nash, who plays Boudicca, started getting everyone pumped up before we shot the battle scene! It was an amazing thing to watch and [3 words]. It felt [electric] to be a part of it in the scene. Although I did pity us Romans who were facing the Celts led by Boudicca.

Did you get to do any cool stunts or action moments?

Yes, I did! We have a chase scene where Emilia is driving a cart which is pulled by a horse and then I fall off and have to sprint to jump back on. Now, while it wasn’t quite a Tom Cruise level stunt, it was very exhilarating and I’m glad we had to film it from so many angles because I got a lot of goes at doing it!

If you could be anyone from history, who would you pick?

Well, I love spy films and used to pretend to be a spy when I was little, so I guess I’d like to have been some kind of international secret agent on the side of good. But then they don’t really get documented by history, do they, because they were so secret!

If you had to pick a side, would you be a rotten Roman or a cut-throat Celt?

Of course I have to say a rotten Roman. Sorry Celts! They were more civilised, had better battle tactics, stronger armour and the best swords! But [let’s] not talk about taking sides. In the end, we all just need to be accepting of others and respectful of our [strengths and differences], right?

I don’t have much to say on this page. Fun fact though, the other stunt in that scene (where Atti and Orla fall out of a tree) used stunt doubles.

Interview with Original Orla!

Emilia Jones talks to us about playing cut-throat Celt, Orla...

What did you enjoy most about being involved in Horrible Histories: The Movie?

Everything! The cast, crew and creative team are really lovely people and it was such a fun shoot. I think we laughed until our stomachs hurt every single day. Nick Frost, who plays my dad in the film, has to be one of the funniest people on the planet. He had us all in stitches constantly!

Are there any similarities between Orla and yourself?

Yes, I think there are quite a few! I’d say that we are both determined, spirited and [word]. Orla is probably more [word] than I am and much [word] which made her a really fun character to play.

Do you have a favourite song from the movie?

I love all the songs! Whenever we filmed a [word, it could be routine but it’s definitely not song cause it’s too long for that], the whole cast and crew would be singing it all day. The music is really cleverly composed and sticks in your head for ages. If I had to pick favourites, I’d probably choose the Boudicca song and the Atti and Orla duet. Although, the finale song was super fun to film as well… see, I just can’t choose!

What is the weirdest thing you learned through doing this movie?

That the Romans ate sows udders and jellyfish omelettes!

Did you have a favourite behind-the-scenes moment?

When I slipped down the hill during one of my [dances] I [word] accidentally hit Sebastian with my sword. My sword skills improved as time went on! [potentially the grammar in that middle part is different to what I think and it’s “…one of my dances! I also…”]

If you had to pick a side, would you be a rotten Roman or a cut-throat Celt?

Well, I’m half Welsh so definitely a Celt… but maybe not a cut-throat one!

I love Orla so much and Emilia Jones always says such insightful things about her so I am so, so sad that this page is the hardest one to read. If you can figure out my gaps in the “are there any similarities between you and Orla?” response, please let me know. I am aware of the fact that I overanalyse this children’s movie, but Emilia Jones plays Orla really well in my opinion and I think it’s clear that she and Jessica Swale (who I presume wrote the story component of the movie, that then got Horrible Histories-ified by the other writers) both mean for Orla to have vunderabilities and be more complex than just a warrior woman trope. Also, when drunk, I once referred to them casting a half-Welsh person as a Ancient British character as being “half-accurate casting”. Orla is almost definitely a Brittonic Celt in my opinion, which makes her Irish (which comes from ancient Goidelic) name pretty wrong. It's also about 1000 years too early for her to be called Orla. Still, all the best characters are called Orla so I don’t care. Atti's name has issues too (where's his praenomen? why do he and his dad have different nomina?) but I'm not even starting with that.

Here’s the rest of the pages

I’m not gonna type them up cause I feel like they’re mostly easier to see but if anyone wants me to type them up I can. The image quality of these pictures when they’re posted will probably be way worse than it is on my phone so if anyone needs me to tell them what something says, I should be able to.

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