#seducktive

[herbaliciousss]

Wrinkle

[now-winter-comes-slowly]

Was there ever a title more full of promise than, "I took my duck ice skating"? I think not. And that is just possibly the best punning Youtube channel name I've ever seen.

[deathby1000sluts]

does anyone else follow wrinkle the duck on YouTube? because if you don't, I highly suggest you do. she and her human are adorable

[creatorxxiii]

I took my duck to Petsmart

[rinwaufu]

Welcome back to me! He is Amadeo)

[thamsesidevibe]

[herbaliciousss]

Where are my Wrinkle / seDUCKtive fans

Are you a fan of Wrinkle the duck. More importantly do you do art. Please tell me. I need Wrinkle art. Also need Wrinkle over a trans flag. Our canonically trans icon.

[luceifer]

oh ── 𝐎H .ᐟ oh yeah. 𝔂es. I mean, no. no biggie, I don't mind it a bit. a good tune to fall asleep to and a few little house decorations in one convenient package ? * sounds like a dream come true.

Gentle pinch. It's too late for that now, Mr. Duckling. You've already lured the attention of something terrible into your house. You'll simply have to learn to live with it. You don't mind late night ballads and spider webs, do you?

[forsssnaken]

The Art of Seducktion (1/1, 1768 words)

this is a rather silly thing i was working on in the last few days.

Crowley and Aziraphale are having a nice domestic cuddle when Crowley is summoned. It turns out that everything he's touching gets brought with him, so Aziraphale doesn't have to go far to save him.

@masoney thank you for the beta, dear

[quackity1999]

Has anyone ever told you that you have a very seDUCKtive voice? 🥁🥁🥁

i'm not gunna quack. i'm not, okay, that's literally so fucking stupid. it's so fucking stupid. y'know, someone, like, okay— im not even joking right now, i'm not— someone suggested i should honk that one time. BUT THAT'S FOR GEESE. LIKE. HUH? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD HONK? geese and ducks are SEP ER ATE SPECIES, dude! it's like how people thought schlatt and tubbo were the same species. rams and goats aren't the same thing!!!!! get a fucking education, jesus christ.

ahem. moving on <3

[short-wooloo]

I took my duck to Ohio

[william-solace-aaaaa]

My Maurice x The Beast smut, as promised (this is all a joke) @chbs-feral-gremlin @nico-di-angelo-aaaaa @averagehopelessguy :

"Wow Mr Beasty-weasty, ur so smoking hawt" Said Maurice as he was pinned against the wall by The Beast's big, strong and fluffy arms. "Rawr baby grill, I know u love my smexy bod. Now take off ur clothes, u don't wanna keep daddy waiting...😈😈😈" The Beast said in a low, seducktive voice. "Ovc my pookie wookie bear🥴" He said as he yeeted his smexy old-man clothes. When he was finaly nakey The Beast then told the candle dude that was watching and to stop jacking off the clock guy and give him some lube. Then Mr candle man pulled a bottle of lube out of his but which he was using as a butt plug and gave it to The Beast. The Beast then took all his colthes off while making out with Mauriece and then put the lube on his fingers. He then shoved 3 of them in. "Ahh~ uwu daddy, f-feels so gud😩" Maurice moaned. "Rawr" then The Beast pulled out his fingers after 10 muinets and put the lube on his pp and put it up Maurice's bumhole. "Meow🥺," he moaned loundly as The Beast put his beast in and out of his fastly. "Rawr bbg ima cum😣" The Beast said in a dark, raspy voice. "Me 2-" he said just as he exploeded into plaeshure. He then comed and The Beast cummed, and them 1 year later they had 238,719,291 little baby pup-dog-human things. The End.

(I'm dying, help this is so funny)

[mangobeast]

so I watched the cutest video from a YouTube channel called Seducktive where this guy takes his pet duck Wrinkle to places. One of those was an ice skating rink; her owner put little booties on her feet to keep them warm and protected from the ice. I’m imagining somebody doing something like that at Azi and Crowley’s training rink,, all these renowned figure skaters losing their minds over a duck, taking turns picking her up and skating with her. Idk if Crowley is mildly obsessed with ducks in your AU like he is in canon, but it would be so funny.

Crowkey: >:/

Duck: quack

Crowley: …….. :)

that is so cute!!! crowley definitely has a soft spot for ducks in my AU, or animals in general (but perhaps especially ducks). he is a walking font of knowledge for random animal facts... whales have big brains (the sperm whale in particular has the largest brain of any animal), gorillas make nests... this is how he gets himself out of most interviews. any question he doesn't want to answer, he spits out a random animal fact and this is when people know crowley is done or doesn't want to be bothered

[possibly-in-wonderland]

wooo 🦜

Wrasslin birb

OH! THE WING THING REMINDS ME!

You need to watch seDUCKtive on YouTube if you like ducks :)

[panzershrike-pretz]

PRETZ!! Numbers 1, 7, 8, 20, 28, and 29 please for the ask game ❤️❤️❤️

HI LOUUUUUUU!!!

1. What do you really need right now?

A really strong hig to ut my back in place 🥲 (no really, I'd appreciate a hug right now, a really strong one)

But also, sleep :³

7. Song stuck in your head?

8. Last thing you watched?

I took my duck to Slime from I took my duck to... (also known as SeDUCKtive)

I love this chanel so much,,,,,

20. Are you a gamer? What was the last game you played?

I wouldn't say I'm a big gamer or something but.... 😳

I'm fairly confident in my Candy Crush abilities. I poorly take after my mom... (a level 1600-something)

(It was the last game I played, but my favorite game is Minecraft. I'm a builder and I love to make pretty little stuff :3)

28. What about life makes you smile?

I know I always give the same answer, my dog, but she is my greatest joy and I'll never get tired of saying she saved my life. I have to give all the credit to her, always, 'cuz she never fails to make my life brighter, my heart warmes and my smiles bigger. She's my everything.

29. A dream you wish to make true?

I want to own a taxidermy mount and finally fulfil the dream of being able to create my own.