very funny how ive made this account a day before sonic frontiers releases after i repeatedly said i would disappear after the game comes out
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yet another TMA fic I haven't seen and desperately need to read:
A comedy of errors (or horror, depending on your POV) featuring the Not-Them
It replaces someone, and picks someone to remember the old person, like usual. Someone - based on its usual MO - who knows the victim passingly but doesn't know them well
except it didn't do any Really Drastic changes to this victim - same race, similar build, maybe a couple inches and a couple kg difference in size, but it went for subtle changes this go-around
and its chosen secondary victim is faceblind
"Oh hey, Katie, you dyed your hair!"
"Did you get contacts? You used to love those big glasses, but you look great without them too!"
"I found an old casette you recorded when we were teenagers and man, do people's voices change over the years!"
Just, rolls a nat 1 on every one of their perception checks. Everything they think they notice that's different can easily be justified as their own forgetfulness, or people changing over time, especially when everyone around them is acting like nothing weird has happened
Meanwhile the Not-Them is slowly descending into madness as it tries to frighten this person who is rivaling Sebastian Skinner's levels of obliviousness lol
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why do others even try when this man is the funniest mf on earth
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GUYS, THE YOUTUBE SHIT IS GETTING CRAZY. I LITERALLY HAVE TO GO BACK HOME. UH HOME AS IN YOUTUBE, MY HOME I LOVE IT THERE FOR ALL ITS FAULTS.
CRAZY CRAZY SHIT IS HAPPENING LIKE OMCE IN A LIFETIME FALL OF AN EMPIRE SHIT AND I HAVEEEEE TO BE THERE FOR IT AS BOTH A YOUTUBER AND AS A ARTIST.
MR BEASTS EMPIRE IS FALLING AND THATS SOMETHING I SO DO NOT WANT TO MISS, SO I WILL SEE YOU ALL SOON!
I gotta go back to YouTube and freak the fuck out about it all, I can’t stick around.
it’s literally too important to me, yeah it’s a shit show but it’s my shit show, I also have allegenices to the YouTube algorithm we all do it’s a YouTuber thing.
anyway me and L are freaking the fuck out, and I CANNOT MISS THIS!
I’ll be back as soon as the Mr beast stuff is done, which is probably like in a month or something.
YouTube is imploding and like that’s where I fucking grew up man, and I just cannot stay over here in tumblr land for it.
so, yeah making my way back to YouTube for the foreseeable future and watching everything implode while trying to archive as many videos as I can.
FUCK
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"SHINE A LIGHT (REPRISE)"
THIS IS NOT AN EXACT TRANSLATION, THIS IS AN ADAPTATION (AND ONE THAT STILL NEEDS TONS OF FIXING AT THAT)
I scheduled this for the future lol.
Scheduled this on the 23/05/24 for the date in which this will come out
Because now it's decent but I still don't like it (but at least you guys won't be starved of my content for too long [not like it would be that big of a deal but if there was someone irl cheering me on for doing this and I said I'd do it I would give them something I did in the past but haven't yet showed them during a time in which I can't produce more of that content])
So anyway you guys, here you have "Shine A Light (Reprise)" in Italian!
ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING THIS, DO CREDIT ME IF YOU EVER USE THIS (I doubt you will it’s impractical and still needs so much fixing it’s unbelievable) AND TELL ME/LINK WHATEVER YOU USED IT FOR USING REBLOGS (because for some reason Tumblr doesn’t like comments with links and while I do think I understand why I don’t always like it)
(the apostrophes [or however ’ is called] are used to shorten the number of syllables often in poetry so I’m obviously abusing that power.)
[HEATHER MCNAMARA:]
Stupidi tappi impossibili!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
Oh guarda, Heather se ne va'a
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
Fri-hignar tutta notte!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
Non meriti di vivere!
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
Perché non ucciderti?
[HEATHER DUKE:]
Eccoti un sedativo
[HEATHER & COMPANY:]
Fri-hi-higna!
[HEATHER DUKE:] *
Perché Babbo Natale non c'è (uee-uee)
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
Sei patetica perché frigni!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
Frigni tutta notte!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
(Frigna) Dalla squadra te ne devi andare
(Frigna) Lamentati e piagnucola
(Frigna) Non meriti di sognare
(Frigna) Tu morirai da sola!
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
Muori sola!
Muori sola!
Muori sola!
MUORI SOLA!
So, direct translation! (used in this to specify the meanings and explain certain word choices [and in one case this])
[HEATHER MCNAMARA:]
Stupid impossible (implied to open) caps!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
Aww look, Heather's going to
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
Whi-hine all night!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
You don't deserve to live!
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
Why not kill yourself!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
Here's to you a sedative
[HEATHER & COMPANY:]
Whi-hi-hine!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
Because there's no Santa Claus (uee-uee [in this case we're using this parenthesis for the explanations: so, uee-uee are the letters used to mimick crying in Italian, I don't remember the name of the poetic thing now, I think onomathopea? I'm unsure if it's even written right])
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
You're pathetic because you whine!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
You whine all night!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
(Whine) Go awayfrom the team
(Whine) Whine (but as in moan about it) and whine (but as in cry but mockingly)
(Whine) You don't deserve to dream
(Whine) You're gonna die alone
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
Die alone!
Die alone!
Die alone!
DIE ALONE!
OG LYRICS (if you’re seeing this I doubt you don’t know them, but here they are anyway):
[HEATHER MCNAMARA:]
Stupid child proof caps!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
Aww look, Heather's going to
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
Whine, whine, whine all night!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
You don't deserve to live!
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
Why not kill yourself!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
Here have a sedative
[HEATHER & COMPANY:]
Whine, whine, whine!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
Like there's no Santa Claus (boo-hoo)
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
You're pathetic because you whine!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
You whine all night!
[HEATHER DUKE:]
(Whine) Your ass is off the team
(Whine) Go on and bitch and moan
(Whine) You don't deserve to dream
(Whine) You're gonna die alone
[HEATHER DUKE & COMPANY:]
Die alone!
Die alone!
Die alone!
DIE ALONE!
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