#selfshipper found!! ^_^

[unsaiiinted]

didn't realize i haven't posted my courier ref yet (he's just me) -- some info is a little outdated but i really dgafff

(he's also up on artfight btw... hehe)

silly little comics under the cut >_>

^ it's real hard to put two and two together

^ post-dead money stuff, i miss the companions T_T my friends... including dean domino, although i dont think he'd consider me the same.

[deathdetermineslife]

imagine going on an impromptu movie date with your f/o, but not knowing what movie to watch, so you just pick one of the few movies your local theater is showing. imagine it's despicable me 4.

[buttercup-barf]

That's how you do it, @toasty-self-shipping! 🎶

[mothfinite]

also. seeing the sudden volatility towards nonsharing selfshippers who are literally minding their own business on their OWN blogs is fucking crazy to me. imagine being that person. literally get a life

[acerathia]

i just witnessed someone talk abt f/o's onmy to put pr*ship dni.... girliepop, what

[scaredstupid]

im cringe AND free

(REBLOGS appreciated! <3)

[kurapixel]

This is just an ask about the rikajuli ship, you're the only one I've seen posting it and I'm really interested now. Do you have any fic recs? How did you get into the pairing?

fwiw, it's a lot more popular in jp, where its the most popular rk ship! (theres more content on twt where theres a thriving international community, too...) (ive been mtling the jp comics and i have tl'd some kr ones and a mutual of mine has tl'd some cn ones, but its on a private discord server)

there are only 10 fics on ao3 right now and im suffering (most of it is smut, and some are in chinese) haha....... no real fic recs yet unfortunately (the smut is nice, take ur pick based on what tags interest you if you're over 18, etcetc)

ive actually resorted to machine translating some fics on pixiv as well, but its not the same...

but yes. I'm mostly running on the high of rk flirting with the main character HAGDHSGDJSGFJV

(is saying "hey, i know im pretty, but no need to be intimidated" not flirting?) (also it implies the main character WAS intimidated, and rk hit the nail on the head)

she also basically says she'll dote on the main character like shes her babygirl in JP/CN/KR (in at least one of these she specifically uses phrasing thats a euphemism for sex) which was tl'd into en as "go easy on you" 😭

she also smiles at the mc when she approaches her while they're alone together iirc 🥹

im also pretending she towers over the mc. yes i know their height difference is not that big. but to me it is 🫶

(i should be packing for a con rn so i'll leave this at that, i do have more thoughts but ><

[byakuyasdarling]

Some Andreagamis <3

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[true-autistic-tales]

[steampoweredlovemachine]

i know i suddenly stopped being active here again [my brain jumped from t.f2 oc hyperfix to lisa oc hyperfix--] but it's a fun little space i have here so i wanna start posting again

[muttship]

I LOVE Shipcest Selfshippers

I love selfshippers with romantic parental f/os

I love selfshippers with romantic sibling f/os

I love selfshippers with romantic cousin f/os

I love selfshippers with romantic aunt/uncle f/os

I love selfshippers with romantic niece/nephew f/os

I love selfshippers with romantic child f/os

I love selfshippers with romantic f/os who are blood related to their s/is

I love selfshippers with romantic f/os who are found family with their s/is

I love selfshippers with romantic f/os who are adopted family with their s/is

I LOVE SHIPCEST SELFSHIPS!!!

[kiawren]

Hey selfshippers, here's a reminder that you don't have to be immediately "compatible" with your f/o to validly belong with them. You don't have to have every ideal and perfect trait that would attract and work well with your f/o. Just the unique, weird blend of traits that you are is enough. Yk that saying that soulmates are not found but made? Becuz two people meet, like each other, and decide to put in effort to make it work, and grow with each other. That's exactly it, so if you have negative thoughts that you don't fit well with your f/o and they'd dislike some of your traits for whatever reason, and theyre too 'perfect' for you, stop thinking that! They decided to love you and grow with you, and make it work beautifully despite anything. That's true love :)

[bashfulkisser]

New Blog, New Promo!

Hey there, I’m Sal (They/Them), and this is my new and improved main selfship blog! I know it’s a uh. Bit empty right now, but in no time at all I’ll be up and running just like before!

I’ve been a proud selfshipper online for a full decade now! If you see a guy who’s either smug and stupid, or paranoid and meek, odds are I’ll love them to bits 😭.

If you’re interested in giving me a follow, please check out my carrd! It has my DNI, BYF, Tags, and more info on me and my main four F/Os! As for the rest, they can all be found on my sheet under the 👤 button! With all that out of the way, I hope I get to see you all stick around ^^!!

(Pr0ship/C0mship/Neutrals DNI. My blog is not for you.)

[punkeropercyjackson]

Percy having overt supernatural traits is stupid and overdone and dosen't make nearly as much sense as his profiling and other mortal world experiences coming from him just being black,autistic Percy is the best freaky weirdo Percy

Special interests in blue,anarchy,the sea,cats,kidcore,energy drinks,child care and the Superfam

No masking game and self-diagnosed because he dosen't fall under any stereotypes despite blatantly dysplaying every single audhd/autism symptom

Transfem nonbinary/bigender with he/she/they pronouns and Percycore neos because of the overlap between transfems and autistics and her canon nonstop defiement of traditional manhood

Solarpunk out of being the daughter of Poseidon and the son of enviormentalist queen Sally Jackson and their black autistic experiences making them turn to punk culture

Blue safe food,knows how to diy things that don't even exist,Riptide and a shark plush and her battle jacket comfort items,goes on petty crime sprees and to underground parties and shows and charity events and protests and thirft stores and cat cafes and goofy gimmick restaurants/arcades,plays exclusively free and secondhand games on anti-capitalist principal,needs layers for sensory reasons,had Sally do his piercings(eyebrow,tongue ring,spider bite and forward helix on both ears)out of nerves at seeing a stranger for them,has a vegetable garden at home,a meowing vocal stim and raptor hands as her posture 50% of the time

Dresses earthy/afropunk with mostly dark/mute colors but splashes of pastels and slap-ons of their special interests(example:Dead Kennedy's shirt,sea blue dyed shawl,battle jacket on top,long chunky skirt with a silver chain,black doc martens,spiked bracelets,a necklace with a Rainbow Dash pendant and mix and match rings that range between edgy to cutesy)

Carries around a blue backpack full of essentials,emergency things and fun stuff like motivational stickers which regenerates and was a gift from Hestia he nicknamed 'The Backhomepack'

If i may have a selfshipper moment,him and my Pjo s/i Lex are autistic4autistic dominican4dominican black4blasian punk4punk and transmasc4transfem and childhood best friends to lovers since Tlt to Boo and Tales of Dead Seas/Tods is the one year later Hoo sequel spanning four years and four books aka the autism book series.Also Percy has a sparkly pink sunflower charm Lex diy'd to give him to represent them that's his favorite and Lex has a whole collection of blue diy'd gifts he made for them!!They do everything together because they have the same tastes on most everything and are willing to try out literally anything for the other <3 Perlex is real y'all

Never goes to college because school is too hard on his brain now and works at a beach cafe i.e the family bussiness La Familia Jackson Beach Shack opened up by Sally

Sally is allistic but genuinely a good parent and very understanding of Percy's needs from the get-go,as in before they even knew he's autistic and her being trans herself and a comphet stud to boot probably explains it

Autism spectrum trio with Nico and Hazel and is their intergenerational best friend,found eldest sibling,pseudo-parent and punk mentor and she also harrasses Poseidon for money for Nico's chronic pain meds and mobility aids and supports Hazel's love for art(and girls,as it turns out)and talents(her rizz goes hard)in every way she can and convinced them to attend the Special ED school she was supposed to years ago

Sally was going to enroll her in it when she was 9 but Percy overheard the phone call and melted down so hard because her internalized ableism was already so bad that Sally never spoke of it again but they both still regret it to this day,mourning what could've been

Percy ends up powering through and going to visit it for Hazel's first of many art showcase's and to bring Nico's Mythomagic Club blue s'mores

[olderthannetfic]

Sorry for sending bullshit here but I just found this and I'm so confused:

https://www.tumblr.com/cinderellahoneymoon/741707066361675776?source=share

Okay, since when was "simp" an aave? I mostly saw being used in memes for fictional characters and people who are worshipping mediocre celebrities and youtubers.

"also yall barely interact w black selfshippers in general, get on that." I don't interact with a lot of selfshippers at all because you are all insufferable and try to police people on how to like fictional characters! These characters aren't real! This is supposed to be fun! And you're surprised why others laugh at us.

As a selfshipper this is just yikes 💀 Fancops are the worst.

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Since always, silly.

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God, the tone of that post... And yes, yes, tone policing, but this is definitely going to just send people screaming into the night, not make them pay attention to the message. Would I even want to interact with other people's self-shipping anyway if I were a self-shipper? Maybe I'd want to just do my own thing in my own corner.

But... nonnie... 'simp' is appropriated AAVE.

This is a well-known fact, and there have been a million posts telling people to stop using it, not because of appropriation but because it's a gross term with a gross ideology it's time to drop.

It's an insult for men who are too subservient to women, hence the use for people who are pathetically worshipful of celebrities. It's the 90s version of today's ridiculous internet men calling each other "beta cucks" or whatever.

I guess it might be kind of funny to ruin 'beta cucks' for the sort of gentleman who uses it, but...

Broadly, if you see "new" "teen" slang in English coming out of places like twitter or tiktok, you should assume the overwhelming majority of it is driven by clueless non-black American teens appropriating AAVE and failing to understand what the words mean.

I get that this is tricky even if you're one of those teens and especially if you're not American or not even a native speaker of English, but this is just the reality. Theft from black people is the engine that drives American popular culture. It's true of language as much as of musical styles.

I'm certainly not going to be too precious to use the words we've long since finished incorporating into mainstream American English. 'Cool' springs to mind. Yes, really! Even former slang as common as that! We stole it in the 1930s or something, so it's a done deal at this point.

Nor will I necessarily avoid dialectical things that are present in AAVE but also other dialects. I wouldn't say 'finna', but I do have relatives who actually use 'fixing to' (meaning planning to/about to) and I might use it in jest even if it's not a standard part of my dialect.

I generally won't use y'all, but that's because I associate it with an extremely tiresome flavor of wannabe ~sassy~ internet post. And in that context, it is absolutely about non-black idiots imitating black twitter and the like. But even so, y'all is a perfectly normal word in plenty of dialects outside of AAVE. Just not my dialect.

[your-208th-hair]

Aauhhhhhh found the original on a discord server. So I switched it from toasters to Bakugo.

Please reblog one with one of your f/os if you're a selfshipper please please please please please pretty please

Blank one under cut