#selling a home in the summer

[drumlincountry]

Every summer* I get paid money to walk around in some of the most breathtaking & iconic parts of the Irish landscape and I can't show you ANY photos because I would be sooooooooooooooo doxxable. There's breathtaking beauty out there I prommy.

[thebirdandhersong]

Lol. Lol. Lol.

[sweetest-honeybee]

May I please request more information on Rocky Rhodes God bless🙏🏽

Ohh! I like to think he’s related to Eddie in some way like a half brother or a cousin! (my siblings have different last names from me except my twin sister haha)

He’s a cow, loosely inspired by the Texas longhorn. And with that came a good skill in making diary products. His signature though? Ice cream! Sweetest and creamiest ice cream back home where Eddie’s from :D Also makes some great cheese

[tonhalszendvics]

Me: ugh, I just want this Thing to be over, then I'll be able to finally take a rest The Thing: *is over* The next Thing: *comes right up 0.3 seconds after* Me: *with twitching eyes* G-R-E-A-T

[other-peoples-coats]

landlord left the rent inspection today Visibly Crying, so I think that means we won at rent inspection, right?

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

Send me good wishes yall. I'm going to try and work on some late work when I get home but I'm chronically bad at doing that without an energy drink but I'm not ready for the impending doom of selling my soul to energy drinks so I can function

Uuhhhhhhhhh I accidentally went on a tangent and there's a whole vent in the tags oopsies

[guinevereslancelot]

seventh graders while i eat my lunch in the break room turned camp store 😳😳😳😳😳😳

[writhe]

my friend’s dog is missing and it’s really getting to me. he’s had her for 12 years and she’s his baby. she got out and just seemingly vanished, we looked around with flashlights and have been posting everywhere. he and his spouse got covid so i’ve been helping with flyering. she’s a purebred dachshund so i’m worried someone picked her up and is keeping her because she’s very cute and easygoing. anyway, last night i had a dream i found the person that took her and stole her back and it was such a vivid and intense dream i’ve had a hard time shaking it all day, was really disoriented when i woke up 

[acgames]

Finally this year's watermelon crop of mine is sprouting.

Yeah, the real watermelons. The plants.

One day I will start my Watermelon Empire. You'll see.

[icewindandboringhorror]

Current temperature inside of my room right now in the middle of the night whilst about to go to sleep... villain origin story...

[immamapletreekid]

playing pokemon black... started tearing up at skyarrow bridge

[giverofempathy]

going to the gym. uhhhhh slay i guess

[heckaroniandcheese]

tip me $9000000 to start my off grid zero waste permaculture food forest homestead right now !!! right now!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[skipppppy]

The life of Stanford Pines must be so bizarre from the perspective of a random townsperson who doesn’t know him. Imagine you live in a sleepy lumber town, where the most interesting thing you’ve heard this week is that a plot of land on the outskirts of the woods was sold and someone has started constructing a cabin on there.

You later learn by word of mouth that he’s a phd student doing some kind of long-term research project. You don’t see his face until one night he comes blasting down the street on a trail of destruction, eyes yellow and glazed over, trashing public property, inflicting gruesome injuries on himself, and laughing like he’s on an erratic, drug-fuelled bender. He then goes home and locks himself in his cabin again. This becomes a cycle; he stays isolated for weeks, then comes out once in a blue moon to wreak havoc and be a nuisance to the authorities.

Then one day it stops. He doesn’t come back out. The next time you see him he’s at a grocery store looking completely different to how you remember; his hair is grown out, he’s put on weight, his clothes are completely different and he’s stopped wearing glasses. Some townsfolk finally work up the nerve to talk to him and you learn that he invited them to his cabin on a tour. His home is apparently FULL of dangerous research equipment and the scientist, who had allegedly been very quiet and level-headed on the days he wasn’t having his “episodes,” has had a complete personality change, he’s loud and confident and less than honest and a little sleazy but a damn good salesman and entertainer.

He hosts tours out of his home for the next 30 years. Over time he’d changed it into a museum of sorts that sells overpriced knickknacks to unsuspecting tourists, but aside from his shady business practices he’s a well known member of his community. He changes up the exhibits every few months, brings his niece and nephew to stay one summer and they become town darlings, and even exposes a beloved public figure for running a spyware scheme.

One day you hear he got visited by the FBI. They start going round town asking about him. A week or so later he gets arrested. The town goes CRAZY theorising why but then there’s a massive earthquake and in the chaos of that you forget what happened to him. One minute you hear that the feds were surrounding his house and the next they’re all leaving like they forgot what they came for. Another week later he resurfaces and announces he’s going to run for Mayor, dominated the polls, wins the popular vote, but loses his position immediately due to an extensive criminal record.

Then there’s gossip that he completely changed his appearance again. He’s lost his fez and is walking around in a coat and cable knit turtleneck in the middle of the July heat. Then you hear from someone else that he looks the exact same and didn’t change anything. Then you see two identical men walking down the street, one matching the description you saw. People are BUZZING to know what happened and you eventually learn that the “new guy” was actually the same Scientist and the guy that had been running the museum was his twin brother who stole his identity after he went missing. Then the apocalypse happens

[workerty]

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[unbelievabelle]

raaaagh the way I had work from 10-6 and then had to drive to rehearsal from 6-7 and then had rehearsal from 7-10:20 ish and will be home at 11:20 and then have to figure out how to bake my 20 pounds of half bad peaches into delicious desserts 😭 when will I get to sleep who knows