#semi-charming kind of life

[dremiruu]

I just imagined Apple staring admiringly at Darling ('cause how else would she notice that she started sweating???) and then awkwardly powdering her nose and AAAGH MY BABIESSS STOP THATTTTT THEY TRULY WERE DESTINED TRUE LOVES EVEN BEFORE THE DRAGON GAMES AWW

[athena-xox]

Think about how messed up destiny and the charming family is

Both daring and darling have been sexualized since they were little and their parents literally encourage it

And because dexter isn’t being constantly sexualized his parents neglect him

How fucked up is that

[ancientknox]

a semi-charming kind of life is genuinely probably my favorite book i’ve read this year. it’s just that good. i adore darling sm. she’s so gay oh my god. the amount of times she takes disinterest in boys throughout the book in uncountable. girlie is a lesbian and the fucking allegories this book provides for coming out of the closet and being who you truly are is beautiful.

[likeatattokiss]

a semi charming kind of life is SO queer coded darling charming you are sooo gaayyy

[aniovandoblog]

Dexter in A semi charming kind of life

Good king in The Story Book of Legends

Proof that Dexter is probably the future Good King.

[oklotea]

To anyone who cares

Or subscribes to the belief that queen charming (the charming siblings' mom) and maid marian (sparrow's mom) who were roommates and secret rebels who were forced to fulfill their destined oppressive gender roles were in love-- (the people who read semi-charming kind of life and were changed forever)

Good luck, babe by chappell roan is literally how maid marian thinks about queen charming I'M NOT TAKING CRITICISMS

I feel like I am the only one who unhealthily thinks about the eah parents to this extent

[silverthelovebug]

It's the subtext frfr

I think Maid Marian and Queen Charming have explored each other's bodies at least once. I dunno.

[dragoneyes618]

But then there's this in A Semi-Charming Kind of Life:

[rebellore]

I absolutely love the charming siblings

[charmfamily]

(SEMI) CHARMED KIND OF LIFE: EPISODE 3 POST CREDITS BONUS SCENE, PART III - “GENESIS IN BLACK”

Transcript Below.

MAX: You’re shorter than me, you have no room to call anybody a hobbit, Smurfette.

GEMMA: When I get down from here you’re getting turned into a rat too! MAX: If you can get down from there, why do you need me to call off “Lurch”? [he smirks smugly, perking a brow in her general direction.] 

WOLFGANG: [As Gemma continues to struggle in her attempt to free herself, he tips his head to the side thoughtfully as if he’s suddenly noticed something, setting her down perhaps not as gently as he could have before he leans in to get right in her face, narrowing his eyes into an uncomfortably keen gaze that catches her off guard a little.] Huh…

GEMMA: Ec– Hey. Excuse you? [She blinks a few times in utter confusion, leaning back a little bit to put some distance between them.] Is there a reason you’re invading my bubble or –?

WOLFGANG: [Snickering with a roll of his eyes, he shakes his head at her question, turning around momentarily and reaching out to grab her phone out of Max’s hand before he offers it back to her.] I guess I have to call you something besides killer-bait now.

GEMMA: Because you suddenly remembered that I have an actual name? Did I accidentally kick you in the head or something?

WOLFGANG: Because your eyes are green, smart-ass. Like… there’s some brown there, but still, mostly like dark green.

GEMMA: [Not quite sure what to say to that, she just stares at him silently between more confused blinks, freezing up like a deer in headlights.] 

[cutemeat]

charden The Drugs Dont Work amv- has this been done?

[wildflowercryptid]

my eah novelization boxset came in today! soon, i will be unstoppable when it comes to infodumping about niche mattel doll franchise lore. >:)

[athena-xox]

Am I missing something?? Is this referencing something?? Or just a random piece of lore??

Edit: I MEANT THE TIME SPELL NOT DARLING BEING A KNIGHT. LIKE THAT IS DARLINGS WHOLE CHARACTER ARC HELP

[ancientknox]

the “mommy issues creates writers” thing in reference to darling is so.. it’s just so. yk. so i think that queen charming was the mother that forgot her childhood dreams of being a rebel, an adventurer to be a mother, to do what’s best for her children and darling is the daughter that dared to do what her mother didn’t, break the mold. she collects stories of adventure to tell her mom so queen charming knows that she raised a child who isn’t afraid. darling writes these stories in small journal. when the journal is full, stained with dirt and ink, she’s at school. when she wrote the closing notes, it’s a night illuminated by moonlight. with the spirit of one doused in this adventure, she slipped out of school grounds to get to her castle. the journal of her life was tight her hand as she walked to her mothers room. in front of the closed, gilded door, darling placed the stained book on polished floor and knocked..

[likeatattokiss]

bro… QUEER. CODED.!!!!!

[everafterhighbrackets]

[id: a screencap of darling charming and rosabella beauty divided into two images. darling has both hands on her hips and is looking at rosabella. rosabella has an accusing expression on her face, pointing at someone off-screen. /end id]