- 049, 073 and 682 being the worst group of friends (not related to the kids, just them being buddies, also not "worst" in an abusive way, more in a cringefail queer people way)
- 076 finds 073's drugs and learn about all the weird story behind it (Cocaïn would 100% be the nickname Bright would call him, yes Bright is the reason Caïn can access drugs, yes I know all of that doesn't make sense)
- (Absolutely unrealistic/anacronic) 073, 076 and Seth finds old videos/pictures of when they where children, half of them are of 073 or 076 kinda bullying Seth or forgeting that he's just a lil bean
- 073 and 682 bullying (not too violently, just silly harmless pranks and banters, Caïn wouldn't do otherwise) 076
- Josie the cat being secretly a khajiit from TES (If you don't know the Elders Scrolls, just a cat who have human intelligence and ability to speak) and TJ just chilling with her, not worried even a bit
- 073 and 035 trying to scam Bright by making him buy some worthless trinket
Those three are the most mature scps I could think of. They are the caretakers of the rest of the Scps. Imagine if they were in a teacher AU?
049 would be a Chemistry teacher
073 would be a History teacher
682 would Definitely be an English teacher.(You would understand if you heard him speak during that one interview) They would be called the "Three Muskequeers"
Bright better get away from Cain. And able better drop that coccaine bag I don't want him getting fucked up by them, he already got a drinking problem as it is. Instead of torturing Cain I now decided to put him through therapy and counseling.
Bright I'm coming for yo ass.
This would actually happen if there was an Scp who has both age reducing factors and memory altering abilities. Omega task force would be the ones to take pictures and the ones who have to take care of an oddly less angry and more calm version of Able.
Cain and Able giving Seth shit is something that would absolutely happen.
Any dumb shenanigans would be pictured by Iris as she wants to use it to bother Able if turns back.
I think I remember that there was a scp cat that had the capacity of human speech and was actually intelligent. That same cat ended up being a spy of sorts? (I don't quite remember it's been about three or four years since I read it)
People would be suspicious of her but once they see her being cute and cuddly to TJ some of thier initial suspicion would leave.
Some
I see that happening more with 106 and 035. Both of them would be gaslighting and convincing Bright he'll regret not buying it later.
No context, I just think Able like to dress up (I also think that he deserves some cute outfits to kill with) and Cain is like generic light blue shirt for generic old man. Seth is in between on terms of dressing.
Monsters vs Aliens really is a wild movie. Like imagine you get abducted by the SCP Foundation but the only other things there are Seth Brundle, The Blob, an Innsmouth Fishman, and Godzilla. And then you have to save the world together. Who came up with this plot and can we please do a collab
𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 seth hiroshi masters — seth hiroshi from birth, masters 1996-onwards, following his legal adoption.
𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 cowboy greeting professionally, apparently; gnomerodeo if you know him from online. believe it or not, it is a coincidence.
𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌 will sharpe
𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒 thin scar cutting through his eyebrow, healed-broken nose, occasional facial twitch/spasm
𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐒 / 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒
japanese maple (right shoulder); canada goose in flight (right bicep); soot sprites (left forearm); kermode bear [spirit bear] (crook of left elbow); pistols pointing down (matching, both hips); portuguese water dog [his childhood dog sam] in play (left calf)
pierced right ear, small gold hoop
𝐀𝐆𝐄 / 𝐃.𝐎.𝐁. 38 years old / 2.2.1986
𝐙𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐂 aquarius sun: unconventional, abstract, boundary-pushing, roots for the underdog; scorpio moon: intense, passionate, dramatic, struggles to let others in; sagittarius rising: independent, optimistic, confident, charismatic yet blunt and critical
𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 powell river, b.c. / brampton, ontario
𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘
ellen and rod masters (parents); mackenzie irish (sister); brandon irish (brother-in-law); june irish (niece)
kaiko mcintyre-masters (daughter, lives with her mother) — his favourite person on planet earth, hands down, would do anything for her, keeps several pictures of her in his wallet, will not be letting anyone here who doesn't already know she exists know about her.
𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 / 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐒 cis man, he/him
𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 gay
𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒 single, never married.
enjoys hookups and casual relationships; has dated on-and-off; last serious relationship ended several years ago; says he's prioritizing work and his daughter, truly has no interest in committing to the people he meets.
𝐍𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐒 timid, disconnected, tendency towards disinvestment, capacity for fixation/malicious compliance
𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒 vaping, compulsive gaming, more-than-occasional drug and alcohol use, late night wandering, not texting back
𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 gaming (particularly world of warcraft and rust, social games); bass guitar; powerlifting; cooking; rec-league rugby
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 (𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄) tobiko — tiny crusty white mutt. sometimes known as tobi or toebeans. currently being cared for by his parents.
THE FOUNDATION.
𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐋𝐄 jr. researcher
𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍(𝐒) jr. researcher for the reintegration department; field analyst doing site evaluations on a number of mtfs — some might call this "glorified operative hall monitor", which he would resent
𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 last worked for the anomalous entities engagement division (aeed), researching the efficacy of humane containment procedures and enrichment programs against more traditional methods of containment — some might describe this as "glorified scp babysitter", which he wouldn't necessarily object to
𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐒 / 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒
formal credentials include: a b.a. in psychology, with a focus in cognitive and behavioural psych; a masters of social work, with a focus in public policy and family systems; several years of experience writing policy in the non-profit sector, several years of experience working with vulnerable clients in the field
informal credentials include: an impossibly high tolerance for bureaucratic bullshit, an iron stomach, thicker skin than you'd imagine, genuinely sense of care for those around him, not caring whether or not he personally gets fired, fluency in boardspeak
EXTRAS.
𝐁𝐈𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐘 to be added.
𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 to be added.
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 / 𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 to be added.
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 gideon nav, the locked tomb; dr. wilson, house; antigone, jean anouilh's antigone; camilla hect, the locked tomb; oh dae-su, oldboy
𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒 to be expanded upon. for the time being, see my cg tag.
Unassuming and reserved, [𝐶𝑂𝑊𝐵𝑂𝑌 𝐺𝑅𝐸𝐸𝑇𝐼𝑁𝐺]’s record of service can, at best, be described as consistent. However, the origins of this operative’s connection to the Foundation are strikingly non-standard. As a child they survived not only direct exposure to an apocalyptic Apollyon-Class SCP that manifested at their hometown [DATA EXPUNGED], but also the contingency plan enacted to avoid a K-Class Scenario.
Despite administration of Class B Amnestics to target [𝐶𝑂𝑊𝐵𝑂𝑌 𝐺𝑅𝐸𝐸𝑇𝐼𝑁𝐺]’s memories regarding the real reason that half the population of [DATA EXPUNGED] disappeared overnight, medical reports indicate the operative has persistent dreams involving the incident. So it was quite serendipitous that [𝐶𝑂𝑊𝐵𝑂𝑌 𝐺𝑅𝐸𝐸𝑇𝐼𝑁𝐺] ended up working for the Foundation in adulthood. Whether this result can be chalked up to coincidence or this operative’s connection to researcher [𝑇𝑅𝐸𝐸 𝐻𝑈𝐺𝐺𝐸𝑅] is yet to be seen. In any case, the Ethics Committee is certain that their participation in MTF Chi-00 will lead to a future breakthrough on synthetic amnestics, and will be supervising their growth within the team.
— Internal Memo from the Ethics Committee.
LAST ASSIGNMENT.
JR. RESEARCHER; Site-169, Anomalous Entity Engagement Division, studying behavioral interventions in improving anomaly cooperation. Former site evaluator, worked with Rho-7, Nu-3, Delta-4, and Lambda-12.
INTERRELATIONS OF NOTE.
𝑂𝐿𝐷 𝑆𝑃𝑂𝑅𝑇. In contrast to you, they seem able to remain calm under any sort of pressure. It’s admirable and comforting. But only kind of, because it’s hard not to compare yourself to them. Insecurities about whether or not you should be here are starting to spill over and taint the work you’re doing. Thankfully, it seems that 𝑂𝐿𝐷 𝑆𝑃𝑂𝑅𝑇 has noticed and has decided to watch over you. Or are they merely just watching?
𝑇𝑅𝐸𝐸 𝐻𝑈𝐺𝐺𝐸𝑅. You’d follow them to hell and back, but… you’re starting to think this latest venture might have been a mistake — for both of you. You’re hoping you’re wrong and it’s just stress over the new position. Plus, you can tell how excited 𝑇𝑅𝐸𝐸 𝐻𝑈𝐺𝐺𝐸𝑅 is by all this. But like with everything else, doubts have started to creep in and you’ve have always wondered if they really understand what the purpose of the Foundation is. Still, you’d never leave their side if you have any say about it.
𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑉𝐴𝑇𝑂𝑅 𝑀𝑈𝑆𝐼𝐶. You find yourself in their office on the regular lately. You’re not even sure why, half the time; maybe you just need somebody to talk to. Somebody who doesn’t know you like the back of their hand…. Y’know, maybe it’s time that you moved out of your comfort zone and made new friends. 𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑉𝐴𝑇𝑂𝑅 𝑀𝑈𝑆𝐼𝐶 seems like a good choice in that regard.