Oh, the Lesbian Drama Playthrough™ is already off to a good start, seemingly getting the 'romanced' dialogue in response to Ashley...
For those playing along at home, I made a NewGame+ save with Alice, modded so that it appeared that she romanced Ashley in ME1, Miranda in ME2 (via the More Gay Romances mod), and I want to romance Samantha Traynor. This mostly came about in discussion with @jacensolodjo regarding a lack of reaction from Kaidan about Shane Shepard getting with Jack in ME2, so I wanted to see if because Ashley -> Miranda can be a 'canon' ship path for mShepard, if there will be a line from Ashley being pissed about Miranda and an fshep Response.
I'm also curious, then, since Sam is fshep only, if both Miranda and Traynor's romances will occur at the same time and what will happen.
finally getting around to mystery files and i think if either Shane or Ryan say the word unsolved whichever one it was actually gets pulled off screen by one of those shepard hook things and get replaced by Carter.
OKAY SO!!! pspspsp @guyandremy please meet my two Stardew farmers Georgia a.k.a George and Bee :))) i have little artistic skills atm so i instead used this stardew portrait maker
GEORGIA:
nicknamed George. Grampa George finds this funny but wont ever admit to it. Calls her Grandma Evelyn calls her the young Georgie :)))
TALL!! STRONG!! WIFE!!!! Former athlete who settled on her grandpa's farm after college because she didn't want to go professional and thought it'd be nice to keep the farm in the family (rip gramps things are well taken care of)
best friends-eventually-girlfriends with Bee who joined her a year or two after George gets the farm fully up and running again
Likes her eggs scrambled and adores her favorite chicken is a brown hen named Lucille
Much more organized than her partner, and if it wasn't for her the farm would subsist on foraging alone woman is the most competent
Enjoys fishing on the occasion but mostly its spent looking at the things Bee finds in the tide pools to show her
Friends with Alex and Shane bonding over Sports Balls on the weekend
Favorite clothes: works in an old t shirt and jeans, hangs out in a hoodie and athletic shorts her mom has told her are too old and need replaced but if its not falling off of her than whats a few holes? its still good for lounge wear, mom
adopted a german shepard and named him Rooster - he's the best farm dog a girl could ask for <333. The farm's horse is named Tornado after the beanie baby horse she had as a kid (former horse girl? yes!)
BEE:
they're so silly lmao
a gremlin for sure, a little messy, but good at detail work since they can focus on lots of small things (oddly enough the one to cover the finances of the farm while George does more of the actual labor)
They met George when they were teens and they've been best friends since, then in college they started to date and know they live together :))) life's beautiful like that sometimes
a dinosaur autistic thru and thru this totally isnt me projecting onto them ANYWAYS the little dino outfit you can make your farmer is their comfy clothes for rainy days and any other day they can get away with it
Made fast friends with Jas and Vincent while playing with them in the Forest. They sometimes help Penny with lessons and activities.
loves foraging its like a scavenger hunt with no checklist and more dirt. as above likes to join Georgia on her fishing trips so they can wade through tide pools and see what critters are hanging out
dabbles in the different artisan goods but doesnt really stick to one overall - it gets boring after a while and you can only eat so much jam (although they will never say no to a jar of blackberry jam tyvm)
in college got a cat named Skateboard and brought her with them to the farm. She loves the porch and hates the sprinklers
(they like to put Skateboard and Rooster in little hats and outfits much to the delight of the dog and distaste of the cat)
if you read this far you are 100% encouraged to ask questions and tell me more about yours
She won't admit it loud, especially in the presence of the commander herself, but it brings Kelly an immeasurable amount of joy to see Shepard let loose (or as loose as one can get while chasing Collectors and sorting out problems). Now, if only she can sneak a picture for her own personal records...
The cabinet is unfortunately void of the vanilla Kelly needs, but her disappointment turns to joy when she turns around just in time to see the bottle floating right before her nose. Biotics, useful on the battlefield and in the kitchen.
"Thank you!" She chirps, following her words of gratitude with a fond eye-roll at the paragon of adulthood that was her CO. Forgoing using a measuring spoon or following the recipe at all for this, Kelly eyeballs the amount of vanilla she pours into her bowl of wet ingredients.
"Mm..." It doesn't feel right, but Kelly isn't sure if Shane is a fan of unnecessary amounts of vanilla. After shooting a glance at the other woman, then turning her gaze back to the bowl, she easily gives in and tips the bottle again. "That should do it." And at the risk of getting her ass handed to her for dishing out orders to her CO, she pushes both bowls towards Shane. "Mix."
reclaiming the ship name shrios to refer exclusively to thane/irikah/shepard, if for some reason you want to talk about thane/shepard you have to call it shane