#shayne topp blurbs

[sassylegshayne]

please can you write something cute and christmas-y for shayne? it doesn’t have to be super extensive i just need my festive boyfriend pretty pls <3

okay this is so small and short but I needed to write something as soon as I saw this <3 I'm so down to write more holiday themed stuff if y'all want 👀

333 words (weird) enjoy mwah xx

The soft sound of crackling wood played lightly from the television speakers as you sunk further into the couch, the scratch of a record catching your attention for a moment before old Christmas tunes began playing. Your faux fire on the screen and the soft, twinkling white lights of your Christmas tree were keeping the room dimly lit; the smell of a previously lit cinnamon candle floated through the air.

Shayne hummed along quietly as he shuffled into the living room, his feet padded with matching, fluffy socks. A small tray with two mugs of hot chocolate is sat before you, a grin spreading across your face.

"I think this might be some of the last 'My Favorite Hot Cocoa' there is..." Shayne chuckled as he grabbed his book from the table before letting himself fall on to the cushions beside you.

You had the mug poised to your lips, furrowing your brow as he spoke. After a moment of thought, you lower the mug, speaking quietly.

"ls it expired?" You try to stifle a small laugh as Shayne waves his hand dismissively, shrugging his shoulders.

"Do you think hot chocolate mix expires? I think it's a moral thing." You couldn't hold in your sigh, grinning into your mug as you give in, finally tasting it.

"It tastes fine... pretty good, so I think we're okay." You set your mug down as Shayne settles into your side, letting his head rest on your shoulder as he shook a bit with laughter.

"lan can give me food poisoning, he gave Anthony COVID." Shayne grinned into his mug, earning a playful shove from you.

"Not the Christmas bonus you had in mind?" He continued, glancing up to you. You shook your head softly, rolling your eyes playfully.

Shayne is quick to lean up, pressing his lips softly to yours, a smile across his face when he pulls away.

"I think it tastes really good..." He spoke softly, his hand cupping your cheek gently.

[ghostofmaxx]

Spencer Agnew blurb

POOL TIME!

an: this is my first time writing in over 6 years so please be nice I mean my major is mostly writing but that doesn't count. Hope you enjoy :) <3

Word Count: 1003

It was a lovely summer day in California and Spencer and his partner Y/n were hanging out at Y/n’s apartment. They had been dating for 6 months, meeting through a mutual friend AKA Tommy dragged Spencer to a party you were throwing, and the rest was history. To make a long story short they ended up making out in the bathroom.

Looking over at Spencer noticing the little sweat droplets on his forehead. "Hey, Spence? Did we want to go to the pool?" Y/n questioned "Oh Fuck Yeah!" he replied jumping up from his spot with an excited look only a toddler could make. Laughing at his response Y/n said that they had an extra pair of board shorts from their brother the last time he was over. Spencer didn't care, he just wanted to get to the pool as fast as humanly possible. While Y/n went to their room to pack up all the essentials Spencer got an idea quickly texting Shayne asking if him and Y/n could come over and they all have a pool day. Shayne agreed and texted back that the plans were on. Spencer walking into the bedroom he sees his partner getting changed into their swimming attire. He couldn’t help but stare at the beauty before him. Licking his lips and doing that little smirk he does, standing there he does a little cough, so Y/n noticed that he was there. “Hey babe change of plans Shyne and Court said we could go to their house and have a pool day.” Smiling proud of himself for coming up with the plan on his own. “Okay baby. Do we need to bring anything or are we just good to head over?” Y/n asks, “Nah we are just good to head over” Spencer replies to his gorgeous partner standing in their bikini in front of him. It was a cute little number light pink and blue swirls hugging their hips just right. They pull on a oversized t-shirt as a cover up and two head out.

Once the couple pulls up to the Topp residency Spencer rushes to get out of the car in order to get to the driver’s side. Opening the door for Y/n and grabbing their bag with all the pool things. Walking hand in hand to the door. Knocking and suddenly Courtney opens the door “Hello you two!” she excitedly says, “I got so happy when Shayne said you two wanted to come over and use the pool!” again she keeps talking as you all walk into the house out to the backyard where Shayne is already hanging out in the pool. As soon as Spencer sees the pool, he’s already taking off his clothes. Next thing Y/n sees is a Spencer running full force and jumps into the pool making a huge splash. Giggling at the cute sight of him coming up to the surface and immediately looking to them for approval, his curly dark hair plastered to his head and his dark blue eyes seem even more handsome. “Y/n, Y/n, baby how did I do!?” Smiling at him because it is the most precious moment ever. “So good baby I would say it was an 8/10” they tell Spencer Courtney chimes in “Good one Spence, you and Shayne should do a contest.” She tells both men children who are swimming and splashing each other in the pool “GOOD IDEA, whoever makes it to the end of the pool first wins” Shayne exclaims wanting to race.

As the boys are playing around in the pool Y/n and Courtney are chilling by the steps halfway into the pool. Without noticing Spencer swims up to the pair with only his eyes above the water, he tries to wink at his partner Y/n sees and starts giggling. Coming into the pool even more Spencer takes the opportunity to grab them and give them a hug pulling them farthing into the pool with him, snuggling his head into the crook of their neck. Whispering and pouting “can we play mermaids?” jokingly Y/n says “Mermaids? Yes of course, whatever the boy wants” giggling and messing with his hair. Spencer makes eye contact with Y/n and all he wanted to do is pull them in for a kiss and have it never end. But Shayne yells at Spencer that he wants to have a red and blue tail because they are the coolest. Courtney laughs at her husband “ I want a red and purple tail” Court adds. “Y/n, I want a green and dark green tail” Spencer says excited what is making him even cuter by the second. “I’ll have a (you choose the color) tail.” As they all swim around Spencer grabs Y/n “you have to kiss me Y/n it’s the only way for me to breath underwater and so my mermaid powers work. That’s what Shayne said” he jokes and knowing it was a cute way to get a kiss. Looking up at him Y/n grabs his cheeks and slowly kisses him on the lips. Spencer kisses back and as he tries to deepen it Y/n pulls away “I’ll let you get more later” they say as they wink at him and mermaid dives into the pool. The four of them play mermaids for about two hours or so but Y/n is starting to get tired.

They are all out of the pool by this point just sitting around and talking. Court and Shyane are talking about something so Y/n looks over at Spencer and whispers “Can we head back to my place soon I want to cuddle” they say and with that, you could see the wheels turning in Spencer’s brain. If there was one thing about Spencer, he was a cuddly guy. So, knowing that he could get cuddles he wanted to leave ASAP. They make up some excuse to leave thanking both Shayne and Courtney for letting them use the pool. Walking to the car Spencer is smiling wide and kept looking over at Y/n. Thinking to himself that there was no one else he would want to play mermaids with.

[damiien-haas]

y'all

I just went through my drafts and I found this blurb from YEARS ago that I never finished. I guess I was in my feelings when I started it bc it's very wholesome. It's a shayne topp x reader and there's a lot of fluff and damien is basically acting like an older brother with the reader and it's all so cute and fluffy.

So my question is: should I finally finish writing it and post it?

Please let me know what y'all think

[racingtowardsaredlight]

I’m home sick with an ear infection and I’m thinking about shayne Topp too much can someone pls ask for blurbs or can we talk about my sweet short king??

Will also take Henry Cavill blurbs because that man always be in my head

[writingfortoomanyfandoms]

hi, love. i’m sorry if blurb requests are closed, but would you be able to do a shayne topp blurb about the time in quarantine, filming and anything else he gets up to? thank you 🤍

I hope this is kinda what you wanted!!

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“You scare me sometimes,” was the first thing Y/N said after Shayne had finished acting out his scene with his ‘roommate’. She lowered the camera, her eyebrows raised and a mildly concerned expression on her face.

“I don’t know what you mean,” Shayne’s grin was mischievous, standing up from the ground and starting to move over towards her but Y/N stepped back, holding her hands out defensively.

“Oh no you don’t. I’ve just seen what you do with your roommates,” Y/N gestured to the sliced banana still lying on the floor.

Shayne burst out laughing and rolled his eyes at her.

“Would it make you feel better if I put the knife away?” He teased.

“It would be some relief, yes,” Y/N tried her hardest to stop herself from grinning, but Shayne saw how her eyes began to crinkle at the edges. “Quarantine’s really getting to ya, huh?” Y/N joked as she placed down the camera and began to help Shayne tidy up their apartment after his filming escapades.

“Poor Jerry, he really took the brunt of it,” Shayne sighed with a mournful shake of his head. 

“I should have accepted my mum’s offer to lockdown at home,” Y/N murmured, binning the remains of Jerry. 

“You don’t mean that!” Shayne complained, frowning at her. Y/N bit her lip, looking at her boyfriend from the corner of her eye to see his expression, amused to find it actually offended.

Shayne clearly picked up on her humour as he sighed, rolling his eyes, the offended tension leaving his body as his face broke into a grin.

“You’re really fucking annoying sometimes.”

“Says the man who gets paid to murder bananas!”

[adoringdanvers]

give me a some quick little requests so I can get back into it!!

[passionate-hedgehog]

Can’t Ignore It

 Pairing: Shayne Topp x Reader friendship

Warnings: Language, lovlies

Word Count: 315

A/N: This is a blurb, part of my prompt notbook series. I have more that I’ll be posting here and there. They’re meant to be short but make up a bigger picture. This one is dedicated to all of my Shayne x Reader friendshippers out there. I know it’s hard out here for y’all.

Summary:  Time alone has been hard on EVERYONE. Shayne and Reader try to escape from it for a moment.

  The sketch was brilliant, or so Y/n thought. She remembered watching it from the sidelines when they were filming some of the scenes in the SMOSH building. It called out world leaders (presidents), press secretaries, authors that were regarded highly but were brought down by terrible ideals. It was a sketch that could be enjoyed globally, not just by fans from the United States. 

   Y/n sat on the couch of her coworker/friend, enjoying her bowl of milk and cereal during the “watch party” of the most recent sketch. Her impression of it was still high. She chuckled through Shayne’s part while trying to chew her Frosted Flakes. He chuckled too, sitting on the other end of the couch with his bowl of potato soup. She couldn’t remember the last time he seemed to enjoy watching himself on screen. She was glad he could let his armor fall for once. 

   ”Thank you for inviting me to come over and watch the new sketch with you, Shayne.” She offered, putting her empty bowl on his coffee table. 

   ”The man collected the dirty dishes and stood up, retreating to his kitchenette. “Of course. It sounded like you needed a minute away from your schedule. You know I’m happy to help. It’s weird, though...I know I’m not the only one to offer you a getaway.”

   Y/n turned her focus to a painting of a dove hanging near the column closest to his entryway. “Huh. I have no idea what you mean. Anyway, good sketch. You were funny. Gotta jet.”

   The woman jumped up and scrambled for her keys, ignoring the playful glare being sent her way from across the apartment. She exited the unit, rolling her eyes at Shayne calling out “You can’t ignore Damien forever!” as she closed the door. 

   ”I sure can fucking try.” She mumbled as she walked to her car. 

[takenbyheartstrings]

Distance | Grayson Dolan x Reader

Request: A blurb about Gray meeting a girl when they were in Australia 🇦🇺 (I see you girl) absolutely falling for her and being absolutely crushed knowing they were leaving for LA Flash forward a year and they kept in contact as much as they could for the time difference. Ethan recently noticed Gray has been down lately and knows exactly why. He enlist the help of YouTubes best surpriser and gift giving clickbait whore David Dobrik to help fly Y/N to LA and get the whole thing for next Tuesday video.

Warnings: Language, Angst, Fluff

A/n: “I see you girl” That made me laugh lmao, but enjoy anon! Also, I didn’t make this a blurb because I wanted to write this as an imagine and got carried away, whoopsies. Quick disclaimer also, you’re best friend is dating Shayne Topp. Also, I think this is one of the longest imagines I've ever written.

You were quite a big ‘Australian YouTuber’ with 1 million subscribers (and counting) most of your fans were Australian but you were a bigger fan of the Dolan Twins. You were also friends with some pretty big YouTubers as well as David Dobrik, Zane Hijazi (both in the vine days), James Charles and you met some more at Vidcon (au and us) but the two YouTubers you could never get a hold of were the Dolan Twins.

You lived near the beach so it was no surprise you went there. When you heard Ethan and Grayson were coming to Australia, you had booked Tickets to see their show, but alas, your little sister and her best friend wanted to go so you booked an Extra ticket and gave your good seats to her. You got to see them, but they got to meet them.

You sighed laying on the beach with your surfboard on the left of you, as your best friend Fawn was on your right. Her surfboard was also on her right. You sighed sitting up and grabbing a soda out of the esky and cracking it open.

You grabbed your camera and started snapping pictures for your photography account on Instagram. You and Fawn shared some laughs before she went out on the waves and so did you.

You guys stayed on the water for a while before getting off to be met with some familiar faces. Grayson and Ethan. She started hitting Fawn’s arm.

“Stop fucking smacking me,” she said, “what is wrong with you.” “Look over there you dumbass.” You said nodding your head over to the twins. “Holy shit.” Fawn shrieked. “We should go over there.” You turned around and looked at her, “Are you fucking crazy?” You questioned the girl. “No, they’re like, what, checking you out?” You went to turn around before she grabbed you, “You can’t look, you have to let them come to you.” “Is that how you got Shayne wrapped around your finger?” You asked her. “Hey, I went in for an audition and 5 months later end up dating one of the cutest beans in the world, but, this isn’t about me, so stop changing the subject.”

You sighed and looked at the boys who were intact eying you and Fawn. You rolled your eyes before laying down on your beach towel. You felt a presence’s surround you.

“Hi,” Fawn said sweetly, “Y/n, get up,” You looked up and saw Grayson and Ethan, “Hi,” You smiled. “What brings you over here?” “Oh nothin’, you just look like a girl my friend Jame’s told us about.” Ethan said. “James?” You asked and Ethan nodded, “Yeah, he and I are friends,” you chuckled, “You’re Ethan and Grayson, right?” “Yeah,” Grayson smiled, “Just curious, what’s your name?” You sighed, “Y/n L/n, the same thing on YouTube.” “What’s your handle?” Grayson asked for him and Ethan as he pulled out his phone. “@y/n.l/n” You smiled. “Following.” Ethan smiled, “Well, we have to go. We have a big flight to catch in the morning, so, see you ‘round, y/n.”

They weren’t very sly in the action, but you didn’t mind. It was honestly kinda cute how nervous they were and trying to hide it and Grayson did look good without his shirt on so you considered it a good day.

1 year later...

You sighed flopping onto your bed. It was hard to keep up with the time difference. You and Grayson had a complicated relationship seeing as both of you lived on opposite sides of the earth, but that didn’t stop you.

He was always missing you and wanting to talk to you and that’s all Ethan noticed.

“Heyyyyyyyyyy.” You smiled as FaceTime opened. “Hey, y/n,” He laughed as you turned off your lamp looking at the sun starting to come up. 4 am here, 11 am there. You woke up really early to work out, so it just worked. “I’m so tired, I only got 2 hours of sleep because I stayed up and edited this weeks video.” “You have to stop working yourself so hard.” “I know, but it’s so hard not to stay on schedule.” You sighed, “Anyway, I have to go pick up Fawn. She’s gonna go see Shayne.” “Talk to you later.” He smiled. “Byyyeeeee.”

you sighed as you put on some black skinny jeans and wore an oversized AC/DC shirt and picked up your vlog camera before you got a call from the infamous Ethan Dolan.

“Hey, Ethan!” you smiled, “I just got off the phone with Gray--” “Yeah, I know, just answer David’s call, it was all my idea just go with it, also, Fawn’s in on it.” he said before hanging up and just as his call was over David called you.

“Hi, Dave, I’m really confused.” “Okay, so, you’re flying to LA. Fawn has two tickets because I paid for them.” “What?” You asked, “Why?” “Seriously, y/n, we all know you and Gray are in love with you, it’s not a secret.” “David.” You sighed, “Grayson’s never gonna actually admit it.” “But you are, so take a chance and pleeeassseeee come.” You rolled your eyes, “Fine,” You sighed, “I’ll see you in LA, I guess.” “Thank you.”

David hung up and slowly the nerves were building up inside you, the camera caught it all, even when you and Fawn were carpooling your favourite songs, you were so nervous to see Grayson. But remembered that he was your best friend. Nothing could go wrong. Nothing will go wrong.

You finally were sitting on the plane. You grabbed your small camera out before pressing record, “So, you guys, I’m on the plane with Fawn and I’m gonna go see Grayson. Y’all know from all my previous videos before I met the twins that I had the biggest crush on Grayson, so I am not ready for this. I’m nervous and shit. I’m scared, okay, I’ll see y’all in about 13 hours?”

After the 13 long stuffy, non-stop flying hours on the plane you finally got off to see David standing there with his arms wide open. You hugged your long time friend and sighed, “It’s been so long!” You giggled. “I know.”

Fawn walked off the plane and saw Shayne wrapping him in a hug. She waved goodbye and they went off together to go to the SMOSH studio to film.

You smiled, “Let’s go, Dobrik.”

You got into David’s Tesla before pulling upto the Dolan house. You sighed and played with your hands.

“Yo, what if he doesn’t like me the same as I do,” “You’re bullshit if you believe that.” “What if don’t, Dave?” “Trust me, he does, I promise.” “Don’t make promises you can’t keep.”

You got out of the car, feeling the cold winter air as you waved goodbye to David and taking your luggage out of his car because Ethan offered to let you stay. You tugged on your jumper and walked up to the door, you were so anxious the thoughts and nerves coming back.

You knocked on the door and Grayson opened it. He jumped when he saw you. Confused but happy he pulled you into the biggest and tightest hug. He was happy.

Ethan walked into the room, “Hey, y/n,” He smiled. “You knew?” Grayson asked as he nodded, “Why didn’t you tell me, bitchass?” “Uh-Duh, cause then it wouldn’t be a surprise.”

That night

“Can’t sleep?” Grayson asked walking out onto the porch. “Yeah,” you sighed, “Just thinking.” “Fill me in,” He told you.

you sighed and rolled your eyes, “I’m thinking about this boy. He’s from back home.” You lied. Graysons face flashed with a small sadness, “What’s he like?” “Well, he’s kind, sweet, and funny.” You smiled looking at the sky, “He’s always making me smile and talking to me and telling me about his day, he always has this huge smile on his face and when he get’s mad at his older brother it’s funny. for me, at least.” You sighed, “Are you thinking about anyone?”

“Yeah.” Grayson said confidently. Your face flashed with sadness, “Really? Who?” “Well, she’s this amazing, cute and funny girl. She never fails to impress me, although our relationship is quite tough because she does live on the other side of the world and we literally are up until it’s her morning and my night.”

You laughed, “Wow, she sound’s amazing.” “I know right.” “Well, my plan was kinda destroyed because the guy I like is sitting next to me.” Grayson smiled, “Wow, that’s close.” “Yeah, it is, but I don’t mind.” You leaned in and pressed your lips on his before he pulled you closer and kissed you harder.

“You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for that.” Grayson muttered. “I know exactly how long, because it’s been a whole goddamn year.” You whispered your breath touching his lips. “Finally!” Ethan yelled from inside, “Now get a room!”

[courtshaymien]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Smosh Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: poly smosh, Polysmosh, basically its all fluid and up to interpretation Characters: Courtney Miller, Olivia Sui, Shayne Topp, Keith Leak Jr., Noah Grossman, Ian Hecox, Damien Haas, Wesley Johnson, David Moss (Smosh), Mari Takahashi, Joshua Ovenshire, more as i figure out wtf this is Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Post-Apocalypse Summary:

a series of blurbs centered around the apocalypse theme of smosh summer games 2019

The Toxicitea and Mushroom Clout clans have always had a rocky relationship. But their histories are more intertwined than any of them know. As are their futures.

[sassylegshayne]

maybe this counts as a fic idea but just thinking about shayne taking so many secret pictures of his lover has me weak.

okay okay so I have some thoughts on this fs, I'm using random pinterest pictures for references so y'all can get the vision

I think Shayne is absolutely the type of man to take pictures of you whether you know he's doing it or not, he doesn't care. that being said, I feel like his pictures of you would be one of two kinds

first ones, super cute, you're not paying attention, you're just in the moment and those would be the ones he doesn't post, he'd save those for himself, moments for just the two of you

then the second ones are going to be the most feral, unhinged photos he can take or you can make. it'd be a whole thing between the two of you, unflattering photos of each of y'all just for fun. and those, those are the ones that man would post. like think ab pic 3 on the games couch, or Shayne posting pic 3 with the caption "scrub mommy" bc he would.

[sassylegshayne]

Hi!!

Once again I just wanted to commend you on your fantastic writing!!Seriously, your writing makes me giggle and giddy! I saw your requests were open and wanted to share an idea that I haven’t been able to get out of my mind.

Here she is, she’s a little long, sorry!

Friends to lovers/mutual pining trope with Shayne topp x fem!reader. He and the reader are friends and they’re super close, comfortable with each other, always teasing, leaning on each other, affectionate, etc.

fans have speculation on whether or not they’re dating and are always pointing it out in the comments, commenting about how cute they are (“looks at him!” “did you see him hold her hand!!”) and making compilations of “Shayne x Y/N Cutest Moments” or “proof that true love exists (Shayne x Y/N)”

But it’s not just the fans, the cast & crew watch them and it’s just blatantly obvious that they’re perfect together but they’re both to dense to realize they’re in love. They always pair the two of them together in videos (ex: the idiots present that Jackie and Damien had to do) to get them closer together.

One day it suddenly just hits them that they’re in love with the other. Idk if you watch Gilmore Girls but there’s this scene where Luke Danes is listening to a self help audiobook and it’s saying smthn like “who’s face do you look forward to seeing in the morning? when you get good news who do you immediately want to tell?” and that makes him realize he’s in love. So, whether that hits them in a video/talking to a coworker/alone/etc. it just dawns on them that they’re idiots in love annnnddd the end is up to you! A kiss! A proclamation! Whatever your heart desires!

I just love fluff and pining and you are INCREDIBLE at writing that (have you READ your coffee dealer series?!?!?!?!?!?!)

I know life is busy and I’m sure you have so many things on your plate, so no pressure at all! Thank you for even considering writing it!!!

You’re amazing! Xx

WINI!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS REQUEST!!!! I was so excited to write this, I started on it as soon as I read it. I just didn't finish it until today 😂

this little story came to mind immediately, and I knew I wanted to do the idiots present, but I also think I might write some blurbs based around the idea of their friendship and how they messed with the fans previous to realizing they're in love, if thats something you'd like to see too!!

you can find the fic here!!

[writingfortoomanyfandoms]

Hi, congrats on 3K 🎉🎉🎊🎊 Please will you do Speech prompts 5 + 23 for poly!Shamien? Thanks so much, keep up the good work!

Thanks so much dude! Of course I can write this 

Speech 5 - “You may be the most adorable person in the world”

Speech 23 - “Come inside I’m sorry” “Not until you apologise!” “I just said I’m sorry!”

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Damien was woken from his nap by the sound of an argument in the hallway. Or what his sleepy mind took to be an argument at least and he pushed himself up from the sofa to go and investigate, wondering what it could be that had so suddenly gotten his boyfriend and girlfriend so heated.

“Come inside I’m sorry,” Shayne said, standing inside their home, looking through the open front door to where Y/N was stood outside, shaking her head with a bag of groceries in her hand.

“Not until you apologise!” She insisted. Shayne looked over to Damien, confusion and amusement written on his face as he looked to his sleepy boyfriend for back up.

“I just said I’m sorry!” Shayne pointed out, clearly exasperated. “Now get inside or you’ll melt the ice cream!” He pleaded. 

Y/N’s eyes lit up when they slid past Shayne to land on her other boyfriend and she pointed to Damien triumphantly.

“He’ll agree with me!” She declared and Damien rubbed his eyes tiredly.

“What’s going on?” He questioned groggily.

“Your boyfriend-”

“Your boyfriend too,” Shayne corrected under his breath but Y/N ignored him, continuing to stare intently at Damien who had yet to take a side on the argument they were in the middle of.

“Your boyfriend is trying to tell me that John Deacon isn’t as much of a legend as Brian May. Honestly, Dames, how the fuck dare he?” Y/N questioned, clearly outraged. Damien looked over to Shayne, raising his eyebrows.

“You thought it was a good idea to express that opinion to the number one John Deacon stan?” He asked and Shayne shrugged.

“I wasn’t really thinking,” he admitted and Damien chuckled.

“Whatever can you finish arguing so that you can come take a nap with me?” He pleaded, watching both Shayne and Y/N’s faces soften at his words.

“Fuck, Dames, you may be the most adorable person in the world.”

Finishing blurbs from my 3K Celebration!!

[writingfortoomanyfandoms]

For the V Day prompts, Can you do Shayne with Soulmate AU and numbers 5, 24, and 25?

Sure thing my man

Speech 5 - “Be careful”

Speech 24 - “Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

Speech 25 - “Put me back together?”

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“Are you hurt?” Y/N asked, brushing her fingers lightly over Shayne’s face. He relaxed into her touch, the familiar sensation of it one that he had been craving for for a lifetime.

“No.” Was his response. It always was. In this life, their last life, even their fist life, he would promise her that he wasn’t injured. He didn’t want to worry her. He never wanted to cause her any grief. 

“Then why are their bruises all over your face?” Y/N deadpanned. The question sent them both into gentle laughter, both of them just basking in the familiarity brought by being in the others company. “You promised me that you’d be careful in this life.” Y/N said, trying to sound serious and scolding but the effect failed as a smile twitched at the corner of her lips. 

Shayne smiled up at her, the action looking as though it should cause him pain from the bruises that decorated his face.

“In my defence, he was completely creeping on you.”

“Thank you for defending my honour,” Y/N teased, crouching down so that she was on Shayne’s level. He nuzzled his face further into her hand, which she was still using to cradle his jaw.

“Isn’t that my job?” Shayne retorted, a cheeky grin on his face.

“Remember we’re in the 21st century this time - women have rights here,” Shayne laughed and pushed himself forwards her to kiss her.

“Fuck I missed that.” He whispered, their lips brushing together. Y/N kissed him again.

“I missed it too - but you need to get checked out.”

“Can’t you just check me out instead?” Y/N pushed him, laughing at his words.

“Come on, lets get you to a hospital?”

“Okay - put me back together.”

[writingfortoomanyfandoms]

3K Smosh Blurbs

Damien Haas

Speech 9 - “You’re so cute when you’re mad” + Speech 25 - “Come on, you can sit on my lap until I finish”

Speech 5 - “You may be the most adorable person in the world” + Speech 16 - “I’m going to marry you one day”

Male!Reader has a panic attack

Speech 11 - “Tell me one thing. Why wasn’t I fucking enough? I loved you. Oh fuck how I loved you. How I still love you” + Speech 13 - “Jesus you’re whipped” + Speech 16 - “I’m going to marry you one day”

Dad!Damien

Speech 20 - “I love you even though you’re a complete dork”

Shayne Topp

Haunted house

You’re a coffee shop barista

Speech 12 - “Wanna, like - I mean, if you’re not busy… we could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?” + Meet Cute 10 - You walk out of a dressing room asking if the outfit suits you, but it’s not your friend waiting outside the room like you thought

WTSILY 2 - Sharing a soft smile across a crowded room

Speech 7 - “I would’ve had breakfast ready but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you” + Speech 25 - “Come on, you can sit on my lap until I finish”

Camp Counselor!Shayne

Speech 19 - “I don’t know what I’d do without you. Hey - stop laughing! I’m trying to be serious here!”

Coffee Shop!Shayne

He remembers your order

Meet Cute 4 - They ask you to pretend to be their date at a bar to prevent an ex from talking to them

Dad!Shayne

Speech 16 - “I’m going to marry you one day”

Poly!Shaymien

Speech 5 - “You may be the most adorable person in the world” + Speech 23 - “Come inside I’m sorry” “Not until you apologise!” “I just said I’m sorry!”

[writingfortoomanyfandoms]

How about cliche #4 and fluffy #17 with poly!shamien? Your writing is so cute 💕

Thank you so much!! I hope this is kinda what you wanted! Again bc you didn’t specify which AU you wanted I did it in the Winter Games cabin

Situation 4 - There’s only OnE bEd

Fluffy 17 - “Are you flirting with me?” “You’re only noticing now?”

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“What are you doing down here?” Shayne asked, leaning against the door frame of the living room, cocking an eyebrow at Y/N, who looked over at him in surprise.

“What does it look like? I’m going to bed,” Y/N responded, rolling her eyes at him. Shayne chuckled and walked further into the room.

“Yeah but why in here?”

“The window in my room’s busted so it’s fucking freezing in there but if I sleep in here then I can actually feel my toes.”

Shayne burst out laughing and held out his hand to her. Y/N looked at it quizzically.

“Come on,” Shayne said, shaking his hand a little to try and give her the message.

“What?” Y/N laughed in confusion.

“You can share mine and Damien’s bed.” Shayne shrugged as if it was no big deal.

Y/N’s eyes widened a tad as she looked at him.

“Don’t you need to check that with your boyfriend?” Y/N asked pointedly.

“I’m not opposed to sharing a bed with a pretty girl,” Damien said, scratching the back of his head as he entered the living room. He walked over and pecked Shayne’s cheek, the blond man blushing a little at the easy affection.

“Smooth,” Shayne told him.

“Are you flirting with me?” Y/N asked in shock, not quite meaning to ask that so bluntly. Shayne and Damien both burst out laughing.

“You’re only noticing now?” Shayne asked.

“We’ve both been trying to flirt with you since we met you, dude!” Damien laughed. Y/N bit her lip, dropping her gaze in embarrassment. 

“Well you clearly weren’t very good at it,” She mumbled, Damien and Shayne howling with laughter again. “Besides,” Y/N started again, looking up at the men with a growing confidence. “Don’t you think you really ought to be asking me on a date before inviting me into your bed?”

[writingfortoomanyfandoms]

So I know you wanted some poly!shaymien ideas. How about smosh winter games, where the reader ends up having a few insomniac nights, so she lays in bed until the guys are asleep, then goes down to down the living room to hang by herself until shes actually tired enough to fall asleep. But theres one night where the guys aren't actually asleep, so eventually they follow her down? How about prompt 10 for Fluff and 7 for Miscellaneous?

YES I LOVE THIS IDEA OKAY

Fluff 10 - “Dance with me”

Miscellaneous 7 - “See - sometimes being a huge nerd comes in handy”

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Y/N looked up in surprise at the creek of the staircase.

It was two o’clock in the morning, the Smosh Winter Games cabin had been silent for hours, filled only with the soft, distant sounds of snoring. 

No one else was awake as far as she knew. She had been downstairs in the living room of the house at this time almost every day so far into their stay in the cabin and had not yet encountered any of her friends on her midnight escapades downstairs.

She just had to get out of the room she was sharing with Shayne and Damien. She didn’t want to wake them up or keep them up just because she was so unable to fall asleep. 

“Shayne? Damien? What are you doing awake?” Y/N asked, shocked upon seeing her boyfriends making their tired entry down the stairs from their bedroom.

“Shayne heard you get up,” Damien explained, rubbing his eyes, clearly the more tired of the two as he flopped down onto the sofa next to Y/N, nestling his face on her lap. 

“I thought you were asleep?” Y/N asked, her hands going to Damien’s hair to play with the strands.

“Not quite,” Shyane shrugged. He moved Damien a little so that he could slide in next to Y/N. Damien shifted so he was also lying across Shayne’s lap. “Is everything alright?” He asked, holding his arm out and Y/N nuzzled up to his side, sighing in relief at the warmth he provided.

“Yeah - I just couldn’t sleep,” Y/N admitted. Shayne pressed a kiss to her temple.

“You could’ve woken us up,” Damien said, his voice fogged with sleep.

“You’re exhausted, Dames,” Y/N chuckled.

“No ‘m not,” he argued, turning to bury his face into her stomach, sighing contentedly.

“Go back to bed, Dames,” Y/N whispered but Damien shook his head tiredly.

“I like listening to you guys talk,” he explained.

“You’re such a nerd,” Shayne commented, affection clear in his voice.

“Well, sometimes being a huge nerd comes in handy,” Damien said, perking his head up just enough to glare at Shayne, who rolled his eyes and lent over to peck Damien’s lips.

“Go back to sleep,” he said. Damien scrunched up his nose and Y/N giggled quietly.

Shayne and Y/N spoke in hushed tones to one another, Damien drifting in and out of sleep, much to their amusement.

“You’re still not tired?” Shayne questioned, squeezing her shoulder and kissing the top of her head.

“Sorry - you can go to bed, Shayne, honestly,” Y/N promised him, her brow pinched in concern.

“No - come on, dance with me, that’ll make you tired,” Shayne instructed, gently moving Damien off of him and onto the sofa instead, standing and holding his hand out to Y/N.

“And you call Damien a nerd.”