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spite-of-the-grifter · 4 months

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Every time I see people reduce Franziska von Karma to "haha bitchy immature lady with a whip" I get viscerally angry.

#franziska von karma #franziska ace attorney #ace attorney #ace attorney trilogy #ace attorney justice for all #she's not my favorite character and like EVERY OTHER CHARACTER she is flawed #but i will always defend her with my life #i played through JFA like a year ago and bawled my eyes out at her plane scene #just to see so MANY people be like “annoying sexy whip lady” boiled my goddamn blood #franziska i see you i see you i see you #it really reminds me of the sexism towards Ash in SF. Just unwarranted bashing of her character without any media literacy #i will die on this hill and wear it as a fucking badge of honor.#yes i am watching wendy rocket's video #it's yet another reason why i get so angry when i replay Big Top because the potential is THERE in that case and ESPECIALLY. ESPECIALLY #WHEN IT COMES TO FRANZISKA'S CHARACTERIZATION AND HER ARC

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finnpeach · 11 months

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all I’m asking is for one of you bitches to write a best selling novel with enough cold/sneeze scenes for it to be horny and sexy to this community but wouldn’t make a vanilla suspicious. oh and i want it to be fantasy and a love triangle thank youuuuuuu

#anyways I’m ab to read the second book of th/rone of glass and there better be a cold scene #like the most whump I got was SPOILERS!!!! SPOILERS SPOILERS GUYS!!! was her throwing up bc she got her period and then when she got her #goddamn body thrown around like a rag doll and chaol said get up ❤️🫶❤️❤️❤️❤️ AAAAH RAAAAGGGHH RAAAH RAHH AHRAAAA BARK BARK BARK #Tbh. I thought cain was a love interest there and then we wasn’t and I’m disappointed #bc CAIN WAS SEXY!!!!!!!!!#and celeana is just like. blonde hair blue eyes whatever and Chaol has “chestnut” hair (whatever the fuck that means). like so they’re #basically the same character idk i hate when book characters aren’t like “light hair dark hair” yknow what I mean #like if chaol had black hair. BARK!#anyway that’s my rant.#so can you guys get to writing please and thank you #Oh yeah I wanna finish my Achilles and Patroclus fic I KNOW!!! I KNOW I ALWAYS SAY THAT!#it’s still there

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year

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Vincent Price - Red Skelton Hour; Climb Upon My Knee Dummy Boy (1968)

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autumnrory · 3 months

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it does still make me insane that people think tony's death was so sad but think nothing of natasha's but also like both deaths were soooooooo unnecessary and i'm like how do you think it was poignant or whatever how tony died when it was so fucking stupid because SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE could have been the one wielding the gauntlet and not gotten killed about it skjdfkjs i just hate it all sm

#and i cannot get started on the dumb fucking kneeling scene or everyone being at that funeral #like not even a funeral for EVERYONE lost as a consequence of the snap and everything that followed #but just for tony when half the people in attendance either did not like him or didn't even KNOW him like #you are blinded into thinking this is all iconic and brilliant and showstopping TO THIS DAY five years after that movie #instead of realizing the majority of that movie has zero emotional significance #sorry i saw a list of saddest character deaths with tony and i was just like no it was stupid and didn't need to be like that #AND ALSO NAT'S IS WORSE #that we're still supposed to believe she has to fucking atone or something #after over a goddamn decade as an avenger LIKE SHE SAVED THE WORLD ENOUGH THANKS #but no let's just kill her and show her sexy broken body sprawled just like gamora's <33333 i hate men #and they really just acted like oh well this other version of gamora can replace her it's fine #they both deserved so much better man #anti endgame

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the-acid-pear · 5 months

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It's actually really funny how it is bc despite being an insane person with weird kinks whenever I see someone with kinks I DON'T share I'm instantly thrown off by it. Which is comedic to me bc you'd expect the freak to inherently Understand other freaks but no unfortunately that's not how it works necessarily.

#luly talks #i am way more open to shit when explained to me tho #like usually I'm outright Neutral about this like ok sure.#but there's things that outright are so confusing to me they turn me off #like i saw some mommy rp blog and she was just... acting like a mother #and it's like. super sweet of course! but... not turning me on? at all??#like i don't get why you'd want a 2 in 1 deal for a mother and a gf can't you just get the two things per separate?#and this is coming from a man with severe mommy issues too! I'm a man who lost 3 mother figures (maybe 4 even. prob more)#yet i just don't get it? like. i don't know.#like i dont get it when it's so Genuine ykwim? like sexy mommy daddy age gap shit i do get. i love older people carnally.#but when it is a real intention to have this person fulfill the gap your parents left (I'd have said hole goddamn it that'd have been funnie #r) it's like. do. do you know how hard this can backfire? like i feel it's only more harmful. like idk #like i am no one to say it i am as explicitly stated a certified freak but i really think some people should stop fucking and take an hour #off to go to therapy. just a thought.#like i have my psychological issues mirror into my kinks too I've thought of this deeply (not the cannibalism that's simply me being hungry #although i did make a huge post about hunger but i DIGRESS) but i feel it's different #maybe it's bc im autistic and aro Who Knows maybe this is about intricate social and romantic rituals i just dont get in general

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rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos · 2 months

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WAIT WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER ONE

#my autistic ass finding out shit about people i find sexy is inevitable.#also i hope daniel comes out soon if he actually is bisexual. i feel bad for him if he's closeted #rubin report #daniel craig #janelle monae #Also i think it is so goddamn cool that they're nonbinary. she's awesome #nonbinary #bisexual #i get it btw if craig is bi and he doesn't wanna tell people. he's fucking famous people would go bozinkers.

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xxcherrycherixx · 10 months

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Milf blondie lockes

#thats it thats the post #cupid left ever after high after graduation since her job was done #she comes back 24 years later #and sees blondie lockes again #she looks so mature and is even currently pregnant with her 3rd child #shes also single 👀#cupid falls head over heels in love with her #cupid still looks practically the same as she did when she graduated #although her hair is much more eminiscent of her usual bone elemental hair style #blondie had a massive crush on cupid back when they went to ever after high #she sort of gave up and was heartbroken when cupid just up and left after graduation #but now cupid is here as pretty and youthful as the day she left and shes trying to flirt with blondie #blondie is so confused on why cupid is trying to flirt with her when she feels like a washed up ugly old mess #cupid thinks shes the most beautiful woman shes ever laid eyes on.#she thinks blondie has aged like a fine wine that she really REALLY wants to taste 👀#basically i just want blondie to be really self conscious about her age #and for cupid to worship her and to try to convince blondie on how beautiful and goddamn sexy she is #also i think its funny for cupid too look so much younger when really shes the old one here #think of that scene in the what we do in the shadows movie with viago and katherine #thats them

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everybodyshusband · 1 year

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she/her rain ghoul. you agree. reblog.

#i don't actually care if you agree or not #just know i am goddamn fucking feral for her #shE'S SOOOO #she's sooooooooo #she's sooo depressed #BUT SHE'S ALSO SEXY HOT #SO Y'KNOW #ARARARRAA #husband rambles #rain ghoul

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angelhummel · 1 year

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cant believe tina cohen chang invented wlw when she sang i kissed a girl

#glee #tina cohen chang #my thoughts #im listening to the s6 version #she sounds so fucking sexy #sorry if thats problematic since she was a 30 year old 15 year old in that scene #but goddamn

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talesfromthebandgeekmafia · 5 months

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BG3 video makers stop putting Shadowheart in fucking lingerie challenge

#GOD FORBID A VIDEO GAME WOMAN IS CLOTHED #jfc #I still haven’t finished the game but more bg3 videos keep popping up in my YT recommended #and in every single one Shadowheart is in a goddamn loincloth and bikini top #like god fucking damn #can we not objectify women for five fucking seconds or is that too much for some people??#the game goes out of its way to have cool and at least SEEMINGLY practical armor for male & female body types alike #and the minute the sewage tank of gamerdom gets it’s hands on it all of that gets thrown out the window #because what’s the point of a woman being on screen if she doesn’t look like she’s the sexy Halloween version of herself #it’s so gross like seriously how are you not embarrassed putting that out there that everyone can see you downloaded a mod #just to see more digital cleavage #bg3 #spilling the Tea

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mejomonster · 8 months

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When ppl in person realize i can draw, and i mention im writing, theyre like: oh are you making a comic? Then when i say no, it took me 30 days to do a 30 page 1 chapter comic last time I tried at 4-6 hours of work a day and ideally id like a turnaround of like one 30 page chapter per 1-2 weeks if i was going to do it long term so. No. I am not making comics any more.

Then theyre like: are u gonna illustrate ur book???

And while i deeply appreciate the sentiment. Its also like... well my good sir madam elder, do u typically... look for adult novels with illustration pages? I mean yes i love illustrations too but im not sure why id draw extra, when im already gonna probably make my own cover, and i want my books to be enough within confines of expected that ppl idk... give em a chance? Idk. Food for thought. Do i illustrate my book chapters mm

#rant #shdhdh #to be fair the person who asked me expected like a 100 page handwritten poem book with illustrations #not a 300-500 page novel when she asked if i was gonna do illustrations #i also like. for my Own indulgence. Considered a sexy Guide Book for my story universe. which is where yeah ALL my #goddamn character design sketches and map art and faerie illustrations and landscape art could go #since. i drew thousands of pictures when making lore lmao #but like. all that art is on paper. and i know itll take like 30 hours to 100 hours JUST SCANNING #pages individually one at a fucking time and saving tjem and. dear god the picture editing on them all #even withiut additional digital coloring is at least 5 minutes per picture. then who knows how many hours formatting a combined book with #all art. and thats before ANY text written. which is why i havent even made an art book. like of just art #hell its why i havent even backed up my 9 sketchbooks of traditional art from the past decade #its so much work its like 2000 pages of art. im just gonna let my family ancestors find iy if i get luxky #and its not desyroyed by the elements (like all my older art was ToT)#tldr my point is: i love love love art and i love the momentary joy it brings ppl i share it with #but as far as like Big output i prefer writing. its easier #art is fine wjen its like im paid to make 1 poster 1 flier 1 card one book cover etc #but ive never been commissioned to do like 20 illustrations ( i would tho! sounds like more money)#so like. on my own time for free as far as high scale takes days of work? id prefer to not do more art

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grandwretch · 2 years

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I swear to God if we don't get a moment where Gerard gets to prove how brave and talented he is to Elody in this new life I'm going to mcfreaking lose it

#shut up az #neverafter #whether she appreciates it or not is up to her #but gerard is probably like what level 4 or 5 now???#I want this for him so fucking bad #HES A GODDAMN BATTLEMASTED #imagine ur husband barking orders to others on the battlefield and they're good orders and people listen to him #like thats Sexy #thats what the ppl who invented Sexy were talking about

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pennyserenade · 2 years

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the power of my yearning is amazing but i’m not sure it’ll ever be powerful enough to get me to watch moby dick. gregory peck too suffered from an affliction pedro pascal has: being literate but in a boring way

#misc.#its still sexy and i admire it but my god #i think the things they read have a lot of meaning and are important texts for what they're worht #*worth #especially pedro #the worst part abt moby dick is that i can tell gregory peck liked it SO much #i know he put his entire soul into that goddamn movie and all i can think abt is how during my junior year of high school #my ap teacher assigned us summer reading and two kids picked moby dick and she ended up not making us do them #bc she always read the books we read and she couldn't force herself to read moby dick. an english teacher who loved english texts an absurd #amount mind you

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wonderatmywoman · 2 years

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Shout out to Helen for doing her sexiest dances, love that for her

#posts from moi #strictly come dancing #strictly 2022 #I've had a thing for Helen for a while #She's only got hotter #And that couples choice is so so goddamn sexy

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missing-her-hour · 6 months

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shit she's pretty cute interesting funny charming smart athletic strong confident dances AND she DRAWS??? This is not ok