#she’s straight up with him and u know he’s totally fine with that 💀

[elderwisp]

◁ || ▷

Dan: You good? 

Atlas: Is it that noticeable?

Dan: A bit, you keep getting pissy every time you fall off your board. 

Atlas: I just have a lot on my mind. 

Dan: Hmm. Surprising. 

Atlas: What the HELL!

Dan: Sorry, it was an easy opening! So tell me what’s going on. 

Atlas: Dan… What the fuck is wrong with me? Actually? I did something dense even for me. 

Dan: …. Oh?

Atlas: I, uhm, I think I tried to kiss Taryn. 

Dan: You think?! It doesn’t work like that!

Atlas: I didn’t mean to-

Dan: That’s even worse!

Atlas: No, wait! Alright so maybe I did make an attempt but, uhm, she doesn’t think it’s out of a good place. 

Dan: I wonder why that is.

Atlas: Because she might’ve driven me home from a, uhm…

Dan: A what?

Atlas: Look, I hooked up with someone and- Wasn’t serious, don’t look at me like that. Taryn happened to see me have my weekly walk of shame and offered me a ride. Anyways, there was lipstick on my mouth and she noticed it. From- From the girl. From the night… Before… Dan?

Dan: YOU IDIOT! 

Atlas: I KNOW! 

Dan: [ lets out a huge sigh ] Hoh my god.

Atlas: Whaa?

Dan: You knew it was a bad idea and you still went for it?

Atlas: Dan I’m not good at these things! Are you angry with me?

Dan: ME?! I’m not the one you should be worried about. 

Atlas: Trust me, I know and I’m trying not to think about it.

[totallysora]

West Side Story (2021)

I HAVE SM TO SAY ABT THIS MOVIE IT’S UNREAL 😭 Ok so I finally decided to watch it for the first time in like,,early January and it has actually changed me 😭 IT WAS SO GOOD?? LIKE THE CASTING WAS JUST MWAH I LOVED IT SM 😕 Anyways here are some of the things (from what I can remember, I haven’t actually had time to rewatch it since 😔) that I loved about it!

MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!!

The jets were amazing, fight me

Ik that’s kinda controversial cuz they’re horrible people, and yes I absolutely get that, and do not support their actions at all (If ur a jets apologist pls leave 🥰) but GOD THE CASTING?? UGH IT WAS JUST SO PERFECT 😭 All of their songs were literally so good?? The Jet song is unfairly catchy, and Gee, Officer Krupke?? It was actually magical (THIS IS WHY WE CAST BWAY ACTORS IN MUSICAL MOVIES PEOPLE 😻‼️)

That scene with Anita?? It honestly made my blood boil, which is actually like,,the best thing ever?? Ik that sounds horrible but I mean it in a way that if a scene is meant to make you feel disgusted, or completely angry, and it succeeds?? That’s how u know it was good acting

On the topic of the Jets, MIKE FAIST?? UM HELLO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HE WAS PERFECT CASTING IT’S UNREAL

I struggle to differentiate between actors and characters, so the whole rumble scene was a lil bit of a mess for me at first cuz I adore Mike sm, however when I thought abt it more, and how Riff acted, I was able to think of him as Riff, not Mike, and realised holy shit yea he actually kinda deserved what happened to him yk

THE RUMBLE OML 😭 THE ACTING WAS JUST SO UGH I LOVED IT SM - Unliked in the 1961 version (which I haven’t actually watched but have seen clips of!) you could actually tell it was like,,serious yk?? And when Riff got stabbed?? Holy fuck the emotion in that scene was unreal

Also the way David and Ansel acted straight after it happened?? I kinda got a ‘I didn’t actually want to kill him’ kinda feel from Bernardo, and honestly I kinda felt for him man 😭

I love the way that this rlly showed why Tony was the leader of the Jets, the way he beats Bernardos ass?? You can see why he led such a strong gang

Completely unrelated but the fact that this whole thing was basically a newsies reunion 💀

like Mike, Kyle, Jess, BEN? GARRETT?? THE TWINS???

I will forever adore the casting tho like honestly it was so good

Also the Sharks were robbed of screen time Icl 😭 They deffo should’ve been on screen more man

RACHEL MF ZEGLER 😻‼️ The fact that this was her debut will literally never not shock me

Like this girl was 17 and could sing like that?? No wonder ppl love her sm like damn 😭

People can actually fight me on this but Ansel was such good casting for Tony

I’ve seen people bash him for it but he was literally so good?? Like sorry but I refuse to accept anyone else (obviously excluding bway lmao)

On the topic of Tony the ending actually made me cry?? Like I was fine untik they picked him up and started carrying him after he got shot 😭

Icl halfway through the movie I googled if anyone died so I was prepared for it to happen but doesn’t mesn I didn’t still cry 😕

ARIANA DEBOSE 😻‼️ HER ANITA WAS SO PERFECT OML 😭 LITERALLY NO ONE CAN BEAT HER SHE WAS SO GOOD ITS UNREAL

ALSO DAVID‼️ I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE DONT FOCUS ON HIM ENOUGH LIKE CMON HE WAS SO GOOD??

RITA MONERO 🥰 She was in the og movie and I am so glad they got her back cuz she was a m a z i n g

Also the fact that she sung her song live?? Cmon man she’s so good

Ok so Josh Rivera 😻 Although I didn’t rlly like Chino at first he definitely grew on me the more I thought about it - Ik killing Tony could be considered extreme, but realistically?? I totally get where he came from, it was an incredibly difficult situation, and I can understand why he did what he did

THE CHOREOGRAPHY ‼️‼️ LITERALLY WHO CHOREOGRAPHED THIS MOVIE IT WAS SO GOOD?? THE WHOLE THING WAS FILLED WITH AMAZING CHOREOGRAPHY AND IT WAS JUST SO 😫 If I could marry that choreography I would

Ok but the singing in general?? Like Ik they wouldn’t cast bad singers but be fr literally all of the songs slap

Ik I’ve said it before but I will say it as many times as I need to THIS IS WHY WE CAST BWAY (OR THEATRE) ACTORS IN MUSICAL MOVIES 👏👏

The soundtrack is actually so good tho like I pretty much wouldn’t skip any of it

Ok completely random but I couldn’t understand half of the movie 💀 cuz they spoke spanish and although I had subtitles on it just gave me the spanish in spanish subtitles, so half of the time I was guessing or just hoping I’ll get what’s going on 😭

If u couldn’t tell I cannot speak spanish (and tbh I’m not doing that well in it at school so 😔)

There is so so so much more I can say about this movie, and once I’ve posted this I will definitely plan a part 2 specifically focusing on the songs, and a part 3 on characters (possibly in the opposite order tho) because this movie was a m a z i n g and I could actually talk about it for h o u r s

[thedeathdeelers]

my demon reactions on the plane part 2: omg (ep 10)

the way his fingers cover the wedding ring when the hobo tells him he can only get his powers back once dohee dies- like he’s protecting it (and by extension dohee) from whatever fate that is out to get her YEAAAAH

people on shows and movies finding out a person is supernatural and then immediately just…googling it…will always be hilarious

what are u expecting to find m8????

but yeah basically finance guy is bella swan. is what i’m trying to say

anyway i forgot about finance guy and star jin and im sad that im now having to be reminded that they exist

sir it’s illegal to stare at someone with heart eyes as big as those. sir. sir please

“what scared you then?” don’t say don’t say it don’t say it i will CRY

NO HE SAID HE WHILE SHES ASLEEP AND HOLDING HER HAND THIS IS EVEN WORSE

oh no- you just know when they show us one of the characters fully planning out their trip that something will happen and the trip will Not

AAAAAND THERE WE GO. OF COURSE OBSESSED #1 CALLS HER OF COURSE

FINALLY

HE FINALLY TELLS OBSESSED #1 STRAIGHT UP

lol obsessed #2 finally realising obsessed #1 is insane. welcome to the club

yeah im fine. i’m not crying in a plane like a weirdo. i’m cool lol (holy shit hOLY SHIT)

YAY BUT IM ALSO TERRIFIED ITS ONLY EP 10 MOM COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

OK onto the next one (ep 11)

HE’S LETTING HER DRESS HIM AND SHES CHOOSING LIGHT COLOURS YAAAASS

man idk maybe don’t brag that u won against hobo deity. just a thought

“i would rather forget myself than forget you” ok. ok ok ok . cool (he did both. kinda)

no

noooo nooo wolsim can’t be obsessed #1 right??? she can’t be????? unless she somehow betrayed him in that previous life and it’s why he decided to become a demon- to erase all human emotions and why he’s always hated insignificant humans???

bruh

or it’s totally a mislead idk lmao

“i’ll never leave you no matter what happens” *stares at ‘ep 11’ and starts sweating*

OOH OH IS OBSESSED #2 GONNA GO UNDERCOVER RATHER THAN SWITCH SIDES

CAUSE IF SO HE CAN GO FROM BEING ‘OBSESSED #2’ & ‘FINANCE GUY’ to ‘SEOKHOON OPPA’

sir

SIR

MAYBE WAIT UNTIL YOURE NOT WITHIN EARSHOT TO CALL DOHEE JC IM STRESSED

i hate to say this but seokhoon (oppa 💀) and guwon’s bromance is now …my favourite thing ever. i love this. so much lmao

dammit obsessed #1 is also redeeming herself FFS

“if you ever hurt dohee i’ll become a priest and exorcise you” crap i like him.

DOES HE HEAL HIS ARM?????

….well then. that ending. was. ok. that’s cool. yup 👍🏻

[mulletmitsuya]

Og Black Dragons Groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of sex, also shinwaka? (so if you don't like that then yeah)

Desc: Shinichiro re-evaluates his "dating" pool

Takeomi: and then we banged

Benkei: great 🙂

Wakasa: you're lying but ok

Takeomi: i'm not

Takeomi: i had sex

Takeomi: i'm very good at sex

Takeomi: she enjoyed it

Benkei: we believe you

Takeomi: nah cause i feel like you don't

Shinchiro: hey besties😁

Takeomi: yo

Takeomi: did you hear about the great sex i had

Wakasa: liar

Takeomi: ok virgin

Wakasa: do i look like a virgin?

Wakasa: i'm the hottest person here

Takeomi: debatable

Takeomi: i could snap you like a twig

Wakasa: ok black lungs having ass

Benkei: hi Shin

Benkei: what's up

Shinichiro: so you guys know how women aren't fond of me?

Wakasa: yes

Takeomi: yes

Benkei: yes

Shinichiro: wow guys

Shinichiro: you could have protested even a little bit

Benkei: but

Benkei: it's the truth

Takeomi: yeah why would we lie to you

Shinichiro: ok fine ig :(

Shinichiro: but i've come to a realisation!

Takeomi: the dumbest shit is about to come out of your mouth i just know it

Wakasa: remember Shin

Wakasa: think before you type

Shinichiro: man! you guys are mean

Shinichiro: but i still love you

Wakasa: ew

Benkei: 👍❤

Takeomi: lol gay

Shinichiro: that brings me to my next point actually!

Shinichiro: i think i'm gonna take a break from women rn

Wakasa: finally. very tired of you crying into my shoulder for hours straight

Wakasa: you're so ugly when you cry

Benkei: to focus on yourself? proud of you bro. you don't need anyone, just yourself💪

Shinichiro: no silly

Shinichiro: i'm think i'm gonna move on to men!

Wakasa: i-

Wakasa: i didn't expect that

Benkei: ...

Benkei: oh

Benkei: OH

Benkei: really?

Takeomi: HUH

Takeomi: THAT'S ILLEGAL

Shinichiro: i'm a gang leader 😕

Shinichiro: i do illegal stuff all the time. I can be gay

Wakasa: this is actually really funny

Wakasa: he gave up on the gender

Wakasa: wow

Wakasa: anyway

Wakasa: are there any dudes you're into?

Shinichiro: hmm

Shinichiro: kinda?

Benkei: we support you all the way Shin 😊

Shinichiro: oh my god

Shinichiro: Benkei are you flirting with me rn

Shinichiro: i mean

Shinichiro: if a relationship is what you want then who am i to say no

Takeomi: dude??

Wakasa: he barely did anything Shinchiro💀

Benkei: uhm

Benkei: well you see

Benkei: that's not exactly what i meant🙁

Shinichiro: haha lol i know that, i was joking haha lol

Wakasa: dude

Wakasa: how are you so pathetic?💀

Wakasa: i mean that in the nicest way possible i swear

Takeomi: you being nice is pushing someone in front of a truck because "ugly people shouldn't exist, i was helping him"

Wakasa: your just mad because it was you lol

Benkei: LETS ALL CALM DOWN

Benkei: STOP FIGHTING

Shinchiro: BRO U SCARED ME WHY DID U SCREAM ALL OF THE SUDDEN

Benkei: to get my message across

Wakasa: Benkei you've become a softie

Benkei: you too

Wakasa: no, i still brutalize people, just without your knowledge

Takeomi: liar

Shinichiro: no one's a wussy i think we're all very brave and very strong people

Takeomi: you are neither of those things

Benkei: stop

Benkei: he's brave

Wakasa: he was literally weeping when we first fought him

Wakasa: we were standing there like 🤨

Shinichiro: there was sand in my eyes i've told you multiple times now :/

Takeomi: no you're just a bitch boy

Wakasa: you talk too much for someone who's that ugly

Benkei: Omi isn't ugly

Benkei: why is your default personality being cruel

Wakasa: it's not being cruel i'm just being real, sorry you guys can't handle me

Takeomi: ok ice princess

Shinichiro: Takeomi isn't ugly guys

Shinchiro: would totally bang

Wakasa: ?

Takeomi: fr???

Takeomi: thanks Shin

Takeomi: that's why you my main homie

Wakasa: *homo

Takeomi: he didn't mean it in a gay way

Benkei: but...

Benkei: nevermind

Wakasa: a man saying he'd bang you isn't gay???

Takeomi: no?

Takeomi: not if it's a homie

Takeomi: right Shin?

Shinichiro: i mean

Shinichiro: i meant in a gay way yeah

Shinichiro: sorry bro

Benkei: there's nothing wrong with it Shin

Takeomi: you want me homosexualy???????

Wakasa: you're both so fucking stupid

Benkei: ok maybe today we should set Shin up on a blind date or something??

Benkei: it's evident he's getting desperate if he would bang Omi

Benkei: no offense

Takeomi: i'm offended😐

Benkei: BUT I SAID NO OFFENSE

Takeomi: IT MEANS NOTHING WHEN YOU LITERALLY SAY SOMETHING OFFENSIVE THOUGH???

Wakasa: setting him up on a blind date is a recipe for disaster

Wakasa: just do what you did with everyone else

Wakasa: why does there need to be a different approach?

Shinichiro: you're right

Wakasa: word

Shinichiro: Wakasa you're very handsome and i want to put your small, muscular body in my arms

Shinichiro: you smell really nice and i like your cynical smile

Shinichiro: and you're really mean but most of the time i enjoy it

Shinichiro: i think i'm in love with you

Shinichiro: will you go out with me?

Benkei: 😧

Wakasa: huh

Wakasa: r u srs..?

Wakasa: ...

Wakasa: ...

Wakasa: i have to go mop the ceiling

Wakasa: uh

Wakasa: yeah

*Wakasa has gone off line*

Takeomi: SHIN IS THAT HOW YOU FLIRT WITH PEOPLE????

Takeomi: LMAO AHAHAHA WHAT DID I JUST READ

Takeomi: THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING

Takeomi: YOU SHOULD BE UTTERLY HUMILIATED

Benkei: Shin, uhm, maybe don't be descriptive about what you wanna do with the person when you ask them out?

Benkei: it's ...😕

Benkei: BUT A FOR EFFORT!!

Shinichiro: i'm unlovable aren't i

Shinichiro: it's fine

Shinichiro: i'm gonba go to tbe psrk abs chiln

Shinichiro: al alone

Takeomi: r your tears blocking your vision💀

Shinichiro: no

Dm between Shin and Waka

Wakasa: you caught me off gaurd

Wakasa: we can go out if you want ig

Shinichiro: is this a prank :/

Wakasa: no

Wakasa: pick me up at 8

Shinichiro: oh

Shinichiro: REALLY????

Shinichiro: OK

Shinichiro: DOES THIS MEAN YOU LOVE ME BACK

Wakasa: don't push it

Shinichiro: :(

Wakasa: bro i like you calm down

Shinchiro: i'll take it!!

[frogboyandzombieface]

Hey !!! I heard your bored , so am I :) I have a few questions for you , you can answer them if you want <3 ( I‘ll only ask stranger things questions I hope that’s ok )

Favorite season ?

Favorite characters ?

A scene you want to see in season 4 ?

Is Mike gay or Bi ( or straight ) ?

What season 4 storyline are you most excited to see ?

Favorite ships ?

Favorite quote?

Least favorite character ?

Least favorite ship ?

I can’t think of more questions right now lol sorry 🙈. Have a great day and stay safe!! 💗

HIII OH YM GOD THANK YOU!??? I LOVE YOU???? DHDHDHS 😭i did NOT expect to get this many ... yes of course it's totally fine non !! (that's my nickname for anons lolol) THANK UUU ok here we go

favourite season?

SEASON TWOOO BAYBEEEE i just LOVE THAT motherfucker . it's got the BEST 80's vibes and awesome soundtrack and THE BYLER!!!!😭😭😭😭and also MAX AND STEVE AND ALSO I LOVE PUNK EL I KNOW THAT THAT PART OF THE STORYLINE IS CONTROVERSIAL AND I AGREE IT HAS SOME ISSUES BUT I LOVE PUNK EL OKAY and i love her exploring her darker side and using her powers to get revenge but she too much of a sweetie to be like kali. she's an angel. i love el . adore her <3333 and the colour palettes and the scenes and GAH!! i just love season 2 okay. though season 1 is SUUUPER close because holy fuck that one is so beautiful and emotional especially with joyce and will being missing and learning about hoppers past and GOD !!!! just fuckign great. And I LOVE THE LITTLE KIDS THEYRE SO CUTE ! AND SO MUCH FUN!!! god i love it . season 2's my fav but s1 is So So close by like a sliver ...

favourite characters?

MAX . ROBIN. UHH WILL. DUSTIN. MIKE. uM .... csnt fucking decide oKAY 3)33&28/8922 i love them all!!! they're all my blorbos and i adore them with every bit of my tiny little pathetic gay heart !!!?2! THOUGH.... my fav FAVs are max will and robin. im not gonna chose they're all at the same level i love em thoigh robin maybe just a tiny bit less because we don't know as much about her yet , i get more attached the more we learn though i guarantee that when season 4 comes out and we get a bit more robin stuff (hopefully)... she will definitely be with max and will. I just love them. though I LOVE DUSTIN AND MIKE TOOO!!!! dustin is such a great character he's been such an awesome staple and the show definitely would be bad as hell without him. and i love mike because i LOVE HIS FUCKING STORY AND HIS CHARACYER ARc he's just my pathetic little sad gay repressed homosexual. this is probably not making sense im so sorry😭

a scene you want to see in season 4?

GOD. anything. i just want to see A SCENE . i am so desperate for content that i will literally take anYYYTHINGZZZ ... though we have gotten some new shit lately in the lead up to s4 but it's been like what?? 3 years since we've had new stuff ? or is it 4? no it's gotta be 3 .. im terrible ag maths. but tbh i reALLY REALLY want to see ronance content , el discovering herself and like finding more things she's happy about specifically a hobby, i really want her to have an interest in something because she's had like . literally NOTHING except like all her trauma or just interest in like . mike. lIKE WHAT DOES SHE LOVE OTHER THAN THAT?? can she paint? will she write ? like give me a hobby pls!!! 💀as max says there's more to life than stupid boys please let her flourish as an individual . but like dude .. there as so many scenes i wanna see and this is So long already and i think i will leave it there before i go on an incomprehensible annoying ass tangent thank u

is mike gay bi or straight ?

ohhhkay so this discourse i been seeing a lot lately . ummm ima be dead honest he seems to be more queercoded as gay rather than bisexual like .. he throws himself into a relationship with el and like yes he does show genuine interest at first and like im going off the top of my head but basically just read @beepboop358 's byler proof google slides. that will summarise my whole opinion on the whole thing tbh. BUT !! im not opposed to him being bi!!! we have no idea at this standpoint guys rememebr that ! mike has a long way to go in terms of accepting himself and coming to terms and discovery etc let's just see what the duffers are gonna do with it !!! :)) so im gonna say it can be either one but i am leaning slightly towards gay because of all the subtext .

what season 4 storyline r u most excited to see ?

ALL OF THEM !!!! literally all of them. god im so so fuckimg exicted we're gonna get CONTENT BAYBEEEE i been watching the same 3 seasons for what feels like a goddamn lifetime like PLS.. ima be a bit basic and say the pizza gang mainly because i wanna see byler develop (and it looks like they're really leaning into it now !! HOLY SHIT FHDHDJDJB!!!!! i been shipping them since 2017 and ppl thought it was like a crack ship my god we've come so far .. ) though also very excited to see the older teens storyline especially with eddie seeing what kinda character he is !!

favourite ships ?

ummm obviously byler 😭😭😭😭and also elmax GOD elmax ... and also lumax !!! fucking love them. but also ronance and stoncy and also byclair and henclair .... like so much. i love em all. AND HENDERHOP very cute <3 and hopclair!!! i just love them ALL and also steveddie even though we barely have any content yet but i have a feeling it's gonna be really fun :))

favourite quote ?

mmm this is a good question honestly !!! i really like jonathan's quote "you shouldn't like things just cause people tell you you're supposed to" i love that honestly . makes me very happy :)) but like .. also hoppers letter at the end of s3??? it just gets to my heart in a way i can't explain... like damn. i remembr first time i watched it i CRIED my eyes out like jesus but also. half the quotes from season 1 i love 'em . so many iconic bits in that season

least favourite character ?

lonnie and brenner . those cunts can go rot in hell 🥰

least favourite ship?

umm i don't know to be honest. i don't have a ship that i hate , well actually h*rringrove i DESPISE they can fuck off .. hate the billy / karen thing years are taken off my life ever time im forced to see it..

i don't like j*pper very much (but only season 3, im not about to get into it rn i cant be fucked though i don't hate it) j*ncy is eh and m*leven . i don't hate melvin but i don't think they right for each other same with j*ncy. but otherwise idk i don't hate that many ships .. there's not that many that get under my skin except i don't prefer it if they don't really have chemistry or have issues though not saying relationships can't ever have issues that's unrealistic ,

and ITS OKAY THATS PLENTLY OF QUESTIONS FJDJDJ and i hope u like my annoying long ass answers becaude i have so much shit to say !!! I HOPE YOU HAGE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT TOO ANON THANK U I LOVE U <3333

[mahvericks]

thankfully John had kept the dog food from his previous dog

- ik i commented on this already when u posted the snippet but this still gets me 😭

or simply because you trusted John to wake you up if another nightmare came to bother you.

- w!r trusting john enough to not only sleep in the house soundly but wake them up, the growth ✨

Satisfied, the dog came back to lay next to your chair while John walked to you, putting his hand on your shoulder, he slightly bent down to kiss the top of your head.

- IMMEDIATE DAD MODE OMFG 😭😭

Isn’t he going to be bored here alone?

- no literally, ill be studying and thinking about my dog at home like what do they get up to 🧐

- ok but what if w!r got them registered as a service dog and then like the person (idk how this works but go w me for a sec) is like ok, whats their service? and w!r, straight faced, goes,” they stop me from killing people” /j

Me? Having a soft side? That’s insulting. I’m a lot of things but soft? No. ”

- same energy as that “are you the big/little spoon?” and w!r would totally be the person to say IM A KNIFE, with yelena yelling in from somewhere that theyre the little spoon

you weren’t even sure if someone else than Yelena could cheer you up

- soulmates your honor

“ What? Of course I do! ”

- hc that theyre used to having weapons on them cause yelena always has like a gajillion mini knives in her vest

Two weeks ago I didn’t even know I had someone out there that would care about me

- yelena punching the air rn

you’d look more professional with a suit

- if i, personally, was a target i would infinitely prefer someone not resembling an assassin than a 🕴

No. I’m not teaching you more about being a great hitman in a store

- you killed someone with a pencil john ✋🙄, practicallity is out the window

but had everything you were looking for in a coat, it had pockets

- the first thing they looked for was pockets. yelena loves pockets. in this essay i will-

You look like a pink flamingo.

- they’re sophisticated creatures john 🥸

Now you look like a pink flamingo too! ”

- no because why did this remind me of the “having kids with lisa” hc post 💀 where your daughter like made you a tinfoil hat to keep away aliens

Don’t let him catch you, y/n. You deserve your freedom

- bestie you captured their inner turmoil so well 😳, i was literally struggling like BRO ITS YOU OR THEM but like widows 🥺 BUT WE HAVE TO GET JOHN and i just had a full on animal muppet breakdown like AGHHHHHHHH

“ Will you be fine? Do you need backup? I can find a way to- ”

- THE IMMEDIATE CONCERN 😭, THEYRE IN LOVE HAROLD PLZ🥲🥲🥲

If I told you this yesterday, you would have gone after him

- OK BUT NOW HES AFTER YELENA ✋😤

honestly feeling the betrayal in my bones as we speak🤝 but im happy that theyre getting closer 😃. so happy i finally got to read this bestie <3

-😌

bestie i’m gonna be honest i hate myself for mentioning daisy poor little puppy 🥲 the way i skip the scene every time i watch jw ✋🏻

r trusting her dad is just 🥰

john woke up telling himself it was his first day truly being a dad and i just- 🥲

me when i’m leaving home fr what my baby doing? is she inside or outside? is she sleeping? 😭😭

no no bestie you’re so right idc i’m making r registering the dog as a service dog at some point this is a genius idea 😭🥺

DNHDJSM YES R WOULD NEVER ADMIT SHES THE LIL SPOON

they do be soulmates 😭

yelena owns every different kind of knives and she takes as many as she can in her vest and i will die on this hill

ndjdnek she truly was punching the air when r said that 😭

NOT THE 🕴🏻😭😭😭😭 but true i’d rather be murdered by someone who look like they just got out of a party ✋🏻

and when john kill ppl with a pencil again and r totally fangirl over how badass it was then what

r loving and needing pockets bc yelena LOVES pockets yup

they do be sophisticated more than most humans eheheh 🦩🦩🦩

omg bestie what if, without realizing it, i got inspired by this 👁👄👁

I DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE YOU A BREAKDOWN BUT NGL IT WAS ONE OF MY FAV MOMENTS TO WRITE 😭

harold, they’re lesbians 😳

he’s after yelena, and yelena is sacred we don’t touch yelena and r is out for blood bc no one hurts yelena 🔪🔪🔪

we feeling the betrayal 🔪🔪 i hope it didn’t feel too long to read and that you enjoyed it! i missed you coming in my inbox! <3