listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
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PORTER? PORTER CLIFFBREAKER? I LEGIT THOUGHT IT WAS A BIT. LIKE "HAHA PORTER IS EVIL, OH FIG WHAT A HOOT YOU ARE" NO HE IS ACTUALLY EVIL. HOLY SHIT.
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I saw someone somewhere saying that it was impossible to make an attractive male githyanki in BG3, so I decided to try it for myself. I only meant to open the character creator, but I accidentally got attached, and now I'm having fun watching all the tieflings in the grove react with abject horror at my approach.
His name is Vanic, which I got from the fantasy names generator page for githyanki. It's cute because it rhymes with manic and panic, both of which are things he is prone to. He gets into disagreements with Lae'zel a lot because she wants to be gruff and mean, but he has fun telling the tiefling children he's a swamp elf or asking refugees what cats are instead of looking for the crèche.
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Cats cats cats and more cats
Concepts of tabaxi barbarian from Chult, who's great-auncle (my once an archfey warlock Caramel) became an archfey and gifted their descendants with some fey magic as a treat. And for shits and giggles too. But they are especialy found of their's older sister's grandkid.
And later realization of what said archfey great-auncle is paralleling so much things from my khajiit HoK, Muraba. I love some butterfly themed madcats….
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Bellator!
Hey peeps!
Did I ever mention that I redesigned my consistently courageous crusader? Because I did! She has a much cleaner look now, and I’m super proud of it!
Hopefully this means I’ll draw her some more? Or at least show off my finished redesigns for the rest of her crew since I still really love their story even if I haven’t worked on it in a little while
Anygay, enjoy the art everyone :3
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Scheduling this post for morning so no one knows how shamefully late I stayed up playing bg3 but I just needed the world to know that I literally jumped off a cliff and took 31 points of fall damage to get to karlach as quickly as possible and I met her and I’m in love and we are going to get married
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cant stop thinking about how funny that fucking meme is. the type of sex saint and sigrun is having has bloodshed
(ALSO I DONT MEAN TO DRAW HER BOOBS THAT BIG. ITS THE PERSPECTIVE I SWEAR!!!!!!)
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If anyone is wondering how things are going for Desmond in Faerun, he got sidetracked finding the tea on the druid 'leader' and got in a middle of some kind of Hanzel and Grethel BS in the swamp. Got into a long ass fight because he didn't want to kill the controlled people so that means no magic or ranged attack or throws for the final strike (and having to calculate the damages just to be sure).
Then we beat the crap out of the hag but she begged mercy from Shadowheart and Shadowheart agreed only if the hag leaves both the +1 item and the woman. (Desmond might be rethinking letting Shadowheart be the unofficial second in command)
Oh and Desmond gave a grieving woman a wand that resurrected her husband into a zombie because he was too surprised when her husband was resurrected into a zombie in the first place.
Gale and Karlach seemed to approve of his actions so maybe there is hope for the zombified husband in Baldur's Gate???
(I don't know what happened but we returned to the mind controlled masked people but one of them is missing. We did take off their masks and this time they didn't die so I guess the masks had to be taken off after the hag died. And no, we have not gotten to the goblin's camp at all.)
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irt to that heteronormative bg3 content I actually think the one that bothers me the most is karlach. there's so much het content for her, to the point I avoid her tag
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