#she's a mix

[robobrainrot]

GUESS WHO GOT A CALL BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

Pending a house visit and a meet & greet, then SHE WILL BE MINE

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

[mischievousdog]

No offense / None taken

[kennythetrampvamp]

[ryanthel0ser]

Alright so I'll never play gacha games, I actively dislike them.

But...lord have mercy in heaven above

[acarillustrated]

thinking about mizu from blue eye samurai. thinking. thinking so much. thinking about how mizu operates outside of gender. like we joke about her gender being revenge but straight up? it literally is. like she grew up as a boy and is most comfortable being a man, but behind that is the feeling of betraying himself because he isn't being honest about who he is and he lives in fear of being discovered. and when he lived as a woman, she found joy there as well. she fell in love, and though she wasn't good at it, she liked being a wife and enjoying a simple life. but in that life too, she isn't being honest about who she is. and when she reveals her true self, it's not a woman, she's a demon, a weapon. she's to masculine to be a woman, and too feminine to be a man. ultimately, mizu is most comfortable when they are being a murder machine. that's when they feel they are being the most true to themself. like a sword, they are neither man nor woman, but a blend of both, which makes them stronger.

[criticalsyourroles]

now i've watched a fair amount of d&d i've started to pick up on the differences between dm style i think

like brennan IS all the bad guys. every game he dms is brennan vs the players. he makes npcs and battles that make his friends throw things at him and he smirks the whole time. he makes them tell him their worst fears and then he makes them do it. and it's awful and amazing and really funny

matt IS exandria. his characters and battles never feel written or constructed, they just feel like things that already existed in the world. it's all about verisimilitude with him, and he's amazing at it. he tends to fade into the background and let the players react to the story and it makes everything he does incredibly cinematic

aabria dms like she's just another player at the table reacting to the story, right up until someone gets lulled into a false sense of security and tries to fool around and THEN she throws a curveball by making them deal with the consequences of their choices. she's like oh you think that's funny?? then i'm about to be hilarious, bitch. and she keeps getting away with it bc she's just that good!

basically, brennan's an evil bastard, matt's the world, and aabria's the queen of consequences

or:

brennan - fuck

matt - around

aabria - find out

[yesloulou]

cl mv

[kiwoa]

i don't post her here often, as she *hates* cameras, but i figured for today she deserves to be shown as the brilliant star she is. happy birthday, opal!

[fungerisms]

samarie the girlfailure sopping wet cat woaaa like

[riceballoon]

Industriousness embodied

she is my favorite statue too!

[galedekarios]

tara's writer perfectly captures the essence of a cat tressym with their Favourite Person tbh.

these are from the epilogue:

Player: Get over it, cat. The wizard's mine. Tara the Tressym: Call me 'cat' again, and see if you wake up with a trachea. devnote: almost saccharine, but dead serious. playing it off as mannerly because she's at a party, but she's never been more pissed. Tara the Tressym: Tara the Tressym: You've made a powerful enemy today. Poor pet. devnote: almost saccharine, but dead serious. playing it off, but she's probably going to scratch your face off later.

Player: Gale is his own man, Tara. Tara the Tressym: False. He was mine.

Player: Tara, we've been through this. I'm here to be part of your life with Gale, not take him away from you. Tara the Tressym: I know that. But I intensely dislike sharing.

Player: I wouldn't have missed the chance to see my old friends again. Tara the Tressym: Yes, you are a very social sort, aren't you? Gale's never been kept so busy in all his days. No wonder his studies are suffering. Tara the Tressym: But! Such is the way of love, isn't it? devnote: passive aggressive tara at her finest

Tara the Tressym: Of course we'd love to see yourself and Gale more often, but you keep him so very busy, and we hate to impose... devnote: passive aggressive tara at her finest Player: Do I detect a hint of jealousy? Tara the Tressym: I suppose you do. All I ever wanted was for Gale to settle down, but now that he has... I miss him.

there's more during gale's origin pt too:

Tara the Tressym: No more pricey artefacts for you then, is that it? Excellent. You were quickly becoming the most expensive pet in the Realms. Gale: Who are you calling a pet? Tara the Tressym: You are my pet. And I'm yours. A perfect circle of companionship. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

anyhow i'm sure there's more, but in conclusion:

[copypastus]

Poly+ ACOTAR Week - Day 3 Secrets (Feyre/Tamlin/Rhysand) @polyacotarweek

I'm weak for 'two enemies put aside their differences coz they love me more than they hate each other' trope and I was somewhat sad that's not where Feyre's love life went. Just think of the possibilities.

[motherfuckingbrad]

me, every december 9th:

reblog if u would watch stop-motion christmas films with abed every year on December 9th <<33

[juls-art]

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[murdermitties]

here they are, the squilf i really love how she turned out actually